Jack and Scarlet So Random
95 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 4 ratingsWe are two best friends living our lives being random. Every episode we'll have a random history lesson, holiday lesson, and a random topic we discuss.
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Episodes
S5 Trailer
December 10, 2019 10:00 - 9 minutes - 13.6 MBJack is back again from travels. Join us as we get you ready for our next season.
S4E9 Fat Tuesday (February 25, 2020)
December 03, 2019 10:00 - 45 minutes - 62.9 MBCelebrate casting off things of the flesh as we throw glass beads and coconuts from floats. Or, just listen to this episode before you send it to New Orleans.
S4E8 Earth Day (April 22, 2020)
November 26, 2019 10:00 - 40 minutes - 56.1 MBWhy not celebrate Earth Day every day? At least we can try to take care of the environment one light switch and grocery bag at a time. Also, if you ever feel like your offspring will eventually overthrow you, find out how to combat that issue. Be sure to be very hungry!
S4E7 Thesmophoria (October)
November 19, 2019 10:00 - 39 minutes - 54.3 MBWhat do cooped up women do on a three-day all-female retreat? We think they send it! Learn about this random holiday that is surrounded in secrecy. Or, just lost to history because women didn't write those books.
S4E6 Goody Glover Day (November 16, 2019)
November 12, 2019 10:00 - 41 minutes - 56.4 MBWho was Goody Glover? What does Goody mean, and why were a bunch of witches called that? Meet our guest, The Stranger, as we dive into this bewitching holiday.
S4E5 St. Patrick’s Day (March 17, 2020)
November 05, 2019 10:00 - 38 minutes - 52.7 MBWhy do we wear green on St. Patrick’s Day? Find out why Jack and Scarlet are no longer donning that color and trading it in for blue. There are many Irish traditions Americans use to celebrate this holiday. Or, so we think are Irish traditions.
S4E4 Boxing Day (December 26, 2019)
October 29, 2019 09:00 - 34 minutes - 47.5 MBIs a cat in a box a cat box? And, what does that have to do with Boxing Day? More random, useless facts that you might only be able to use the day after Christmas. Tip your milkman, grab your wren, and snuggle up with some earbud so you can listen to Jack butcher German words.
S4E3 Birthdays
October 22, 2019 09:00 - 45 minutes - 63 MBPlease forgive the sound quality. We had to record at a park. It is much better than our last episode, though. How do you like celebrating the day you came out of the womb? Do you know if you are legally allowed to sing that birthday song at a restaurant? Join us as we talk about that day that keeps making us older.
S4E2 Halloween (October 31, 2019)
October 15, 2019 09:00 - 39 minutes - 54 MBWe apologize upfront about the quality of the recording. Even though no one can see us we talk with our hands and we drink heavily. So, you can only imagine what happened. We hope you are still able to sit through this torture as we stumble through a cemetery to bring you random information about Halloween. Pull up your favorite headstone and join us for a horrific (sounding) episode. Or don't... maybe that is a better idea.
S4 Bonus
October 10, 2019 09:00 - 1 minute - 2.18 MBWe love our motto! What’s a motto? Nothing! What’s a motto with you? ... Well actually, there is something the matter with us.
S4E1 National Coming Out Day (October 11, 2019)
October 08, 2019 09:00 - 56 minutes - 76.9 MBCelebrate the 30th anniversary of National Coming Out Day with us. We learn about balls being covered by paper. It’s actually pretty awesome and we would like to do it as well. Don’t worry about the skeletons in your closet and let your freak flag fly with us.
S4 Trailer
October 03, 2019 09:00 - 5 minutes - 7.23 MBWe got bored again and decided to randomly move on our next season. Ever wonder where some holidays come from and why we celebrate them? We have. Celebrate with us on our un-fact checked quest for random knowledge about holidays.
S3E10 Unicorns
October 01, 2019 09:00 - 40 minutes - 55.9 MBDo you have a fear of being poisoned? Well, fear not! All you need is a unicorn horn to detect it. However, being poisoned isn't the only thing you can die from.
S3E9 Pandas
September 24, 2019 09:00 - 29 minutes - 40.5 MBBe sure to look around before doing something illegal to make sure a panda hasn’t pulled up next to you. If not, that can turn you into a sad panda.
S3E8 Dragons
September 17, 2019 09:00 - 48 minutes - 67.2 MBDragons are real! Fly high with us as we discuss random dragon facts. What kind of dragon are you?
S3E7 Narwhals
September 10, 2019 12:00 - 44 minutes - 61.7 MBEver wonder what would happen if a whale and unicorn hooked up? We found out that very thing. Join us on this arctic adventure as we discuss those none mythical creatures called narwhals.
S3E6 Starfish
September 03, 2019 12:00 - 45 minutes - 62.9 MBBe sure to retract your stomach before you regenerate to populate. If that made sense to you, then you are probably a beautiful starfish. In this episode, find out about those interesting creatures that are not even fish.
S3E5 Storytimes
August 27, 2019 12:00 - 9 minutes - 13.5 MBSo, of course, we ran out of storage because we can’t seem to stop talking when we get around each other. Hopefully, this helps with your loincloth fetish.
S3E4 Bats
August 20, 2019 12:00 - 57 minutes - 79.3 MBTake me out to the ballgame. Take me out to the crowd… Wait that's the wrong bat. Take flight with us as we explore the dark underworld of bats.
S3E3 Elephants
August 13, 2019 12:00 - 45 minutes - 62.2 MBDo you lift bro? I bet not as much as an elephant’s trunk! Stomp around with us through WWII, while wishing for prosecco and discussing what elephants have to do with Hindu gods and Scorpios.
S3E2 Mermaids
August 06, 2019 12:00 - 1 hour - 94.1 MBWhat kind of mermaid are you? In this episode, we discuss everything from different types of mermaids to how they procreate. But don’t worry, we will not sing you our siren songs… Well, not for too long.
S3E1 Dolphins
July 30, 2019 12:00 - 1 hour - 133 MBCome play and frolic with us as we dive into the pristine and friendly waters of dolphin facts. Ha! Not accurate! If you consent to listen to all of this episode, you'll learn how a magic decanter can connect dots between water sports, roller coasters, and echolocation. It might just be what you spend thirty percent of your time doing.
S3 Trailer
July 23, 2019 12:00 - 2 minutes - 3.25 MBOMG Jack is back from her travels! Come hang out with us as we berate your ears with randomness about animals. July 30, our first episode for season 3 will drop. And no “animal” is safe.
S2E7 Hair
July 02, 2019 12:00 - 59 minutes - 82.3 MBThat scraggly stuff that clogs drains is the topic of today’s randomness. Join us as we end up getting ourselves into hairy situations.
S2E6 Teeth
June 25, 2019 12:00 - 37 minutes - 51.8 MBDo you only have one set of teeth in your mouth? As far as we know we do. But, that doesn’t mean we won’t talk about where others might develop more teeth. Join us as we chew on random information about vaginal teeth, wine stains, and oral facts.
S2E5 Penises
June 18, 2019 12:00 - 59 minutes - 81.4 MBPenises are such a huge topic that we had to bring in an expert. Join us as our twosome becomes a threesome as we try to take the challenge of penises… as a topic.
S2E4 Feet
June 11, 2019 12:00 - 42 minutes - 58.1 MBWhat are your thoughts on feet? Love them or revolted by them? Whatever you may or may not like to do with your feet, we dance around the topic of those stinky lego finders.
S2E3 Birthmarks
June 04, 2019 12:00 - 37 minutes - 51.6 MBWhat do the 19th Amendment, vagina flashing, and birthmarks have in common? Nothing! That’s why it’s so random. Have fun listening as we discuss those marks that have been with you since birth.
S2E2 Eyes
May 28, 2019 12:00 - 50 minutes - 69.2 MBEver look up eyes on Urban Dictionary? We finally did, and it explained so much about our lives. Listen to this week’s randomness about eyes and hopefully laugh along with us as we stumble around in the dark trying to get into this topic.
S2E1 Tits
May 21, 2019 12:00 - 59 minutes - 81.9 MBOne of Jack’s favorite body parts on others, so she might have gone a little too far with personal information. Find out what’s up with America’s favorite pillows as we climb those wonderful mountains.
S2 Trailer
May 14, 2019 12:00 - 4 minutes - 6.37 MBWhat is in store for season two? Have a little listen to find out.
S1E12 Pickles
May 07, 2019 12:00 - 29 minutes - 39.9 MBMmmmm pickles! Check out this week’s randomness as we discuss embracing moments while eating homemade pickles.
S1E11 Mini (Coopers)
April 23, 2019 12:00 - 16 minutes - 23.3 MBJoin us on our fun-filled adventure as we dive into the world of Mini Coopers. There are some interesting facts and a lot of pointless yammering. Hope you enjoy our mini.
S1E10 Tattoos
April 16, 2019 12:00 - 57 minutes - 78.3 MBTattoos can be beautiful works of art or horrible mistakes. Do you have any or want to get some? Join us as we drunkenly dive into the intricate world of tattoos.
S1E9 Clouds
April 09, 2019 12:00 - 52 minutes - 72.1 MBThose pretty fluffy things floating in the sky can be so mesmerizing and intriguing. Basically, the exact opposite of the hosts of this podcast. But, join us anyway as we stumble around some water vapor.
S1E8 Cheese Part II
April 02, 2019 12:00 - 52 minutes - 71.5 MBWe love cheese so much we had to turn it into a two part podcast! Bon appétit.
S1E7 Mini (Golf)
March 26, 2019 12:00 - 20 minutes - 27.6 MBWhat happens when two broke girls start a podcast adventure and run out of storage space for the month? A mini episode! Hope this tides you all over until next month when we are back to the max amount of storage and randomness we can afford.
S1 Bonus
March 21, 2019 12:00 - 6 minutes - 9.1 MBThere was no way this randomness could be edited out and deleted from our cheese episode. What do STI testing, Victoria’s Secret, and sexually assaulting cows have in common?
S1E6 Cheese Part I
March 19, 2019 12:00 - 48 minutes - 67.3 MBDo you love cheese? We do! And it shows in this episode. We love cheese so much that we had to break our cheese episode up into a two parter. Join us as we dive into the magical world of cheese. And stay tuned next week for more cheesy adventures.
S1E5 Vaginas
March 12, 2019 12:00 - 45 minutes - 63 MBHow many synonyms can you think of for the word vagina? In this episode we dive into the mysteries surrounding the vagina in order to hopefully shed some light in that dark damp place.
S1E4 Scars
March 05, 2019 13:00 - 58 minutes - 80 MBPlease forgive us in advance for the horrible recording and editing. We are trying to figure out our new Mics. Instead of trashing this episode we decided to let it be a lesson learned and a scar in our podcast history. Hope you enjoy anyway. Do doesn’t enjoy a good scar story?
S1E3 Spooning
February 26, 2019 13:00 - 44 minutes - 61.2 MBSpooning leads to forking and forking leads to a full belly. This week’s randomness involves spooning. Are there benefits or is it just a hassle?
S1E2 Germs
February 19, 2019 13:00 - 41 minutes - 57.1 MBA germaphobe and a “normie” discuss those interesting little creatures that get us sick, but we can’t live without. Plus, more holiday and history lessons filled with randomness.
S1E1 Doorknob
February 12, 2019 13:00 - 35 minutes - 49.1 MBEver wonder about doorknobs? Probably not too much because it is so random. But, there are some pretty interesting things you might not known about those interesting creations.
Season 1 Trailer
February 06, 2019 03:55 - 2 minutes - 4.34 MBThis podcast contains randomly inappropriate adult content and isn’t suitable for any audience. You’ve been warned. We are Jack and Scarlet and we are so random we decided to make a podcast. Look out for our podcast most Tuesdays on whatever podcast platform you found us.