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2 Person Shooter

198 episodes - English - Latest episode: 5 months ago - ★★★★★ - 51 ratings

It’s open season on everybody! Hosted by Jody & Lou, Tap in with two straight shooters for a hot round of jokes, free fire commentary and loaded opinions. Jump in as we exercise our intrusive thoughts on pop culture, current events & relatable real world experiences, all with the safety switched off.

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Issa Black Thing | I Smell Pussy Ep.82

March 12, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 85.8 MB

"Y'all Too Soft For Me!!"... Words straight outta the mouth of Jody; The self proclaimed "Melanin Menace" himself. Today the crew speak on the Ultra politically correct climate that we currently live in, noting how everyone is offended by any and everything and the slippery slope that can lead to. YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkdSSPiYECSr0x3sLYo_jUQ Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/issablackthing Twitter: https://twitter.com/IssaBlackThing JODY'S BLACK MARKET PICK| Black G...

Issa Black Thing | Confessions Of A Broke Ass Nigga Ep.81

March 05, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 79.5 MB

On this episode the boys reminisce on their BROKEST days. With Stories of living with no lights, food, and a bank account sitting in the negatives; Somehow they still had the audacity to be dating. These are their confessions. YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkdSSPiYECSr0x3sLYo_jUQ Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/issablackthing Twitter: https://twitter.com/IssaBlackThing JODY'S BLACK MARKET PICK: https://melaninhaircare.com LOULOU'S BLACK MARKET PICK: Turkey Leg Paradise ht...

Issa Black Thing | In Goverment We Trust Ep.80

February 26, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 80.9 MB

On this episode @2xool steps in for LouLou to help the crew discuss the many conspiracies that contribute to the black communities distrust for the government while also diving into selective breeding and how we subconsciously do it while planning for kids. YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkdSSPiYECSr0x3sLYo_jUQ Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/issablackthing Twitter: https://twitter.com/IssaBlackThing JODY'S BLACK MARKET PICK: Creamiswim.com

Issa Black Thing | Rep Where You’re From Ep.79

February 19, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 82 MB

This episode the crew talk cities, debating which black populated cities have the best foods, culture, accents(Baltimore won worst accent, No competition) and multiple other characteristics that make certain cities unique.  JODY'S BLACK MARKET PICK: Bisongallery.com LOULOU'S BLACK MARKET PICK: @Partakefoods Youtube: Issablackthing Instagram: @Issablackthing Twitter: @Issablackthing  

Issa Black Thing | PT-Hoe Time Ep.78

February 12, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 82.1 MB

Today's episode the crew get into hoeing while you're still young, Jody's thought's on obsessively trying to catch your partner cheating, Also the defintion of a "stepping stone nigga" and the important role they play in your life. Youtube: Issablackthing Instagram:@Issablackthing  Twitter:@Issablackthing JODY'S BLACK MARKET PICK: IG @KLUTCHERTHEBARBER LOULOU'S BLACK MARKET PICK: ForceAndPowerAudio.com This suggestion made possible by IG: @Cammceee, A Day One Listener.

Issa Black Thing | Boss Lady Ep.77

February 05, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 70.8 MB

Does a women have what it takes to be the leader of the free world? Tap in with us and let's talk about it

Issa Black Thing | The Black Audit Ep.76

January 29, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 69.3 MB

You claim to be some percentage of Black? Well consider this being an audit by the black IRS...We're gonna need to see your books

Issa Black Thing | Pressure Bust Pipes Ep.75

January 22, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 75.1 MB

What does it look like when women apply pressure...If and when they do?

Issa Black Thing | Three Is Company Ep.74

January 15, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 69.3 MB

For some a Ménage à trois (aka Threesomes) can lead you down a wondrous thrilling road to euphoria, for others not so much.  Whether you are trying to join or you're just adding someone else into the mix, a threesome can leave you feeling overwhelmed and ill-prepared. Tune in as we talk about the only group project where everyone gets f*cked!

Issa Black Thing | For Lease Knobby Dot Ep.73

December 25, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 85.2 MB

One word to sum up 2020?- TRASH!..But before we completely wrap up this year, we thought its only right to recap the Glad moments and some of the times where things got a lil Hefty..See what we did there? Go head and Tap in.

Issa Black Thing | Necessary Evils Ep. 72

December 18, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 89.4 MB

With everything bad comes something good...We hope 2021 is an example of that

Issa Black Thing| Men Lie, Women Lie Ep.71

December 11, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 104 MB

Men are liars!.. Ok, and water is wet -Hold on though, We said men lie, We never said they do it well. But The Boys of Issa Black Thing seem to believe that both men and women equally lie just as much, just in different ways and what they choose to lie about..Is this True?.. Tap in and let's talk about it.

Issa Black Thing| Men lie, Women Lie Ep.71

December 11, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 104 MB

Men are liars!.. Ok, and water is wet -Hold on though, We said men lie, We never said they do it well. But The Boys of Issa Black Thing seem to believe that both men and women equally lie just as much, just in different ways and what they choose to lie about..Is this True?.. Tap in and let's talk about it.

Issa Black Thing | Love Talk Ep.70

December 04, 2020 12:05 - 1 hour - 50.7 MB

"If you fail to plan, you are planning to fail."  Woman will plan out their career, their education, even their love life. You can plan every part of your life but you can not plan out love. It can be draining to have the ability to control every part of your life but not being in control of who loves you back. 

Issa Black Thing | Rent Free Ep.69

November 27, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 81.9 MB

The thing about beef is that you're allowing someone to live rent free in your head,  A whole dedicated space in your mind at no cost of living... You sound like a homeless shelter. Its time you start sending out eviction notices.  ASAP!

Issa Black Thing | Nice Guys Finish Last? Ep.68

November 20, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 85.6 MB

Are the self proclaimed "Nice guys" really who they say they are?.. What is the difference between a good man and a fuck boy? And are "good women" similar in a way to the self proclaimed nice guys?...Tap in as we do a deep dive on this topic that continues to make rounds in black dating circles.

Issa Black Thing | Too Proud To Beg Ep.67

November 13, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 75.5 MB

The contradiction of wanting a man that has a lot of money but having too much pride to ever let the sentence "Can I have some money?" ever leave your lips??... Tap in as we dive into the logic that most women on the dating market live and die by.

Issa Black Thing | Count. Every. Vote! Ep.66

November 06, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 83.6 MB

"We went from picking cotton to picking presidents"... This week Jody and Lou recap on the events of the presidential election.....while Nevada is STILL counting.

Issa Black Thing | No Role Models Ep.65

October 30, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 86.3 MB

With so few qualified to lead, who do we have to look up to as role models in the black community? Are these shoes too big to be filled by just anybody due to our profound public figures that came before us?.. Tap in with us as we curate the conversation.

Issa Black Thing | Never Too Late Ep.64

October 23, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 81.5 MB

We don t know whose needs to hear this but don't ever let anyone convince you that you're too old to do something. Dreams have no deadline and it's never too late to be what you "might have" been. Keep setting new goals for yourself and continue to chase your dreams, they can't run forever.

Issa Black Thing | That's My Type! Ep.63

October 16, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 88.2 MB

What's your type? Are you attracted to a nice Darkskin with pearly white teeth? maybe the hood type does it for you? Maybe you're a chubby chaser that likes a little meat on the bone? - Whatever you're into, we all tend to stick within a category of people we tend to fall for time after time. Tap in with us as we figure out what does it for us and why. 

Issa Black Thing | Big Flex Ep.62

October 09, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 103 MB

Are you a humble flexer or a full blown stunna?- We all took a couple of L's, its apart of life, but its a part of life that majority of people never reveal. Living in the age of social media, people tend to only post their wins but conceal their losses, share your ups but never you're downs.. in this episode we talk about it all. 

Issa Black Thing | The Dick Appointment Ep.61

October 02, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 70.9 MB

It's time we establish some universal rules for the dick appointment. Here in this episode Jody and Lou give out some pro tips(hoe tips) and breakdown the art of dropping off or receiving dick, Without the headaches and heartbreaks.

Issa Black Thing | Gas Me Up Ep.60

September 25, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 82.7 MB

Men need renaissance also! water him and watch him water you too. The boys on the show breakdown just how important it is to gas your man and how it adds value to the relationship.

Issa Black Thing | The Gender Divide Ep.59

September 18, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 64.8 MB

Men and women have been at odds with each other since Eve ate the apple. it seems as if We have two separate understandings about how we should move in regards to each other. We hear the same sentiments..  "Men don't do this right, Women are doing this wrong". On this episode we lay some of those differences on the table. 

Issa Black Thing | S.N.I.T.C.H Ep.58

September 11, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 76 MB

S.N.I.T.C.H= "Sorry Nigga I'm Tryna Come Home". what's your thoughts on snitching? Do you believe in remaining ten toes down no matter what or would you fold under the right amount of pressure?. We touch on it all with guest Alex G. & Sirr Blackie.

Issa Black Thing | Freaky Bingo Ep.57

September 04, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 104 MB

Where the Real freaks at?. Are you a proud pillow queen or are you Ms. Good P*ssy?.. Fellas, Are you Vanilla ice in the sheets or are you with all the shits? Tap in with us and lets see whose REALLY on demon time and whose just wasting time.

Issa Black Thing | Red Flag Ep.56

August 28, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 85.5 MB

Stop Ignoring Red Flags!!! The Detour signs aren't placed there for decoration, Turn back around and go the other way before its too late.

Issa Black Thing | Democrack Ep.55

August 21, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 78.3 MB

What best describes the phrase "You leave me no choice" better than voting for Joe Biden in order to avoid four more years of Trump? The epitome of "My last option". But with Kamala Harris riding the presidential ticket, Suddenly there's a glimpse of hope... Right?

Issa Black Thing| Trial by Social Media Ep.54

August 14, 2020 11:00 - 2 hours - 118 MB

Cancel culture. The process in which a public figure does or says something objectionable or considered offensive which ignites public backlash often fueled by politically progressive social media. Next, The call to action to cancel said person — that is, to effectively end their career or revoke their cultural cachet, is the conclusion. no due process, no opportunity for forgiveness, same sentencing for different levels of offenses. Sound fair to you?

Issa Black Thing | Momma's Boy Ep.53

August 07, 2020 11:00 - 2 hours - 134 MB

All in-law relationships can be a little...tricky. Dads like to spoil their daughters, and moms like to baby their sons, But sometimes it crosses the line and conflicts with the dynamic of your relationship. It starts to dictate your partners choices, and now we have a problem..time to establish boundaries. ASAP. If you have over-stepping in-laws, take heart. You aren’t alone. But by setting boundaries, picking your battles, and compromising, it is possible to co-exist. Tap in as we curate t...

Issa Black Thing | No Homo? Ep.52

July 31, 2020 11:00 - 2 hours - 131 MB

Its only one definition for being gay; you're attracted to the same sex. The characteristics of what is widely accepted as gay has been blurred over the years but being interested in things that are deemed feminine or masculine does not define your sexuality. If that anklet completes your fit, WEAR IT KING!..Join the convo as we discuss some other things often mislabelled as "gay".

Issa Black Thing | Why Can't We Be Friends? Ep.51

July 24, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 59.4 MB

Can Men and Women truly be just platonic, no strings attached, Never thought of you in that type of way, friend zone for life, "I see you as a lil brother/sister", "Don't worry bae, that's just the homie" type of friends?.. We don't have the answers Sway, but we sure are going to debate about it. Tap in with the IBT crew, ISSA debate.

Issa Black Thing | The Big “Virgil” Ep.50

July 17, 2020 11:00 - 2 hours - 143 MB

Today’s release marks the 50th episode of the Issa Black Thing Podcast. Some people might think celebrating at 50 episodes might be a little premature, FUCK EM!, we appreciate every milestone, even the minor ones. Tap in with the IBT crew as we recap the moments that led up to this point. The funniest moments, favorite episodes, behind the scenes details and unique characteristics about the show that makes us, Us. The Issa Black Thing Podcast

Issa Black Thing | F*ck The Other Side Ep.49

July 10, 2020 11:00 - 2 hours - 115 MB

Two extremes, Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, No matter how stupid it is. Can you inhabit the same space as someone whose views completely clash with yours or would you rather surround yourself with individuals whose interest align with yours? Is it possible to separate the ideals from the person and coexist? Tap in with The Black Pack and join the convo.

Issa Black Thing | Apple Pie, Baseball & Racism Ep.48

July 03, 2020 11:00 - 2 hours - 114 MB

What's more American than apple pie, baseball and good ole racism!.. It's america's pastime. in fact racism is so infused in the roots of America that die hard Americans believe that a stand against racism is an attack on American traditions. In this country, land of the free(some restrictions may apply), Home of the brave(but y'all afraid of Black Peop..nvm) white supremacy and American culture are indistinguishable. As we celebrate Independence Day, lets remember that our country's founder...

Issa Black Thing | Black In Business Ep.47

June 26, 2020 11:00 - 2 hours - 122 MB

With the recent talks of supporting more black owned businesses, We thought it was time we address the common issues that makes us hesitant towards buying black. While keeping an open mind to suggestions and criticism, The goal is to harbor solutions and advice so can inspire growth and one day witness the rebirth of another Black Wall Street.

Issa Black Thing | Undercover Brotha Ep.46

June 19, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 82.2 MB

Would you play the Uncle Tom on behalf of the betterment of the black community? If so, How far would you go and would it be worth it in the end? Listen in as the IBT crew entertain the thought of Kanye West playing the role of an undercover brotha and whether that moves black people forward.

Issa Black Thing | Disarm. Defund. Dismantle. Ep.45

June 12, 2020 11:00 - 2 hours - 110 MB

What if I told you that there’s a job out there where you can clock in everyday and continue to make mistake after mistake without being held accountable or receive any repercussions? A career where you are able to go to school for less than six months and without further training or testing. You’re then immediately granted the authority to murder and abuse people with full immunity and on top of that GREAT benefits? Sounds like a career choice you might be interested in?.. Maybe you should ...

Issa Black Thing | Waiting To Exhale Ep.44

June 05, 2020 11:00 - 2 hours - 114 MB

We’re tired of being tired of being tired. Black people have Been used, abused and treated like a battered women in a domestic violence torn relationship. Kneeling marching and protesting have always been a way for us to voice our dissatisfaction on the way we’re treated in this country but time after time those efforts have fallen on deaf ears. often at times it seems the only language America seems to understand is violence so it is imperative that we speak fluently with our enemies in a l...

Issa Black Thing | When keepin it real goes wrong Ep.43

May 29, 2020 11:00 - 2 hours - 118 MB

"Here some truth for yo ass!"..  What if we lived in a world where people didn't lie straight to your face.  No white lies, no sugar coating, no dancing around your feelings but just the cold hard truth whether you asked for it or not. Tap in with the host of IBT as we discuss how'd we feel if we got an honest reply to the tough questions we constantly seek answers to.

Issa Black Thing | Women can be toxic too Ep.42

May 22, 2020 11:00 - 2 hours - 154 MB

Women can do bad all by themselves! We all want to believe in today's society that women can do no wrong and if she does do wrong its only after retaliation of being wronged..Well you're wrong. Men lie, Women lie, This podcast doesn't. Tap in with the IBT crew as we break down the many ways in which women can indeed prove to be problematic.

Issa Black Thing | Health Is Wealth Ep.41

May 15, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 92.9 MB

"Go drink some ginger ale and lay-down baby, you'll feel better".. every black mother's remedy for when you're feeling ill. But with all the underlying health concerns within the black community, We think it's time we start taking better care of ourselves. Tap in on the IBT crew and guest "Special K" as we have the hard talks about health and mental well being that often plagues the black community.

Issa Black Thing | Us Verzuz Everybody Ep.40

May 08, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 95.1 MB

On this episode shots were fired at everyone. We dive into the talk of People Of Color (POCs) and how they are not the same as being black. Often times people in the POC community believe they have the same struggles as black people. We get into how POCs have the same biases towards the black community as white people and how their very existence sweeps black people right along with our struggles under the rug. Join the conversation and let us know how you feel about POCs.

Issa Black Thing | Build-A-Man Ep. 39

May 01, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 73.3 MB

If you could build your man head to toe, what would he be like? What race would he be? Which attributes in a man would be a must for you? Well, It’s Build-A-Nigga day on the Issa Black Thing podcast and On this episode we do things a little different and ask our women listeners of the show to call in and give us a hand detailing their ideal man. So tap and tell us, What does it for you?

Issa Black Thing | Single life vs Relationships Ep.38

April 24, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 76.9 MB

What's your relationship status? Are you single, Taken OR being taken for a fool? Do you enjoy the single life or do you crave companionship? Although some may like the thrill of casual hookups, others prefer building a bond with that special someone, But Whatever your current state is, they all have their ups and downs and we're here to talk about it all. Tap in with the crew as we weigh in on the Pros and Cons of being single versus being in a relationship. 

Issa Black Thing | Askin All Dem Questions Ep.37

April 17, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 73.6 MB

Its y'all first date, the conversations via phone have been dope so far but before you get fully invested in this person, Its important to get the tough questions out of the way. The questions you won't always find answers to by doing a facebook search. Like do you have any kids? Are you currently in a relationship? Is there someone out there that THINKS they're currently in a relationship with you?... Questions we all need to know! Tap in as we go down a list of crucial first date questions...

Issa Black Thing | Toxic Confessions Ep. 36

April 10, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 71.2 MB

The first step to realizing you may have a problem is to admit that you have faults, right? So, let’s talk about it. Cheating, leading women/men on, disregarding others feelings. Pull up with the host of Issa Black Thing as we reveal all of it and just what toxic behaviors ultimately contributed to failed past relationships.

Issa Black Thing | Captain Save A Hood Ep.35

April 03, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 65 MB

Should we place the obligation of giving back to the hood on the backs of the successful black people who come from the same upbringing but managed to make something out of themselves? is it a selfish mentality from our community or one that is needed in order to remind us to never forget where we come from and to always look out for own? let's talk about it!

Issa Black Thing | Pick Me's, Birds & Simps Ep.34

March 27, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 99.7 MB

A new generation of women has emerged upon us. We’ve seen the submissive 50s, stylish 70s, and hardworking 90s. but there's been a number of the women who have adopted "Pick me", "bird", and feminist type mentalities. Who are they and what defines them? Are the new generation of women sticking to the status Quote of societal roles assigned to women or are they gradually breaking the mold? Pull up as we discuss this topic with the help of our IG live audience. Follow @issablackthing to join i...

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