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Jester Jenn Goes Into the Abiscuit

Today we have the amazing Jenn Snyder on the podcast for a little small talk - you know, God, failure, killing your enemies - the usual.  Jenn is a hilarious comedian from South Carolina and a deep wonderful person. We really enjoyed going into the biscuit with her. Follow her at jesterjenn13 on all social media. Today's episode is sponsored by Muff Muffs. 

DJ 420-24

This week Dollar Store Drew Morgan asks DJ DJ Lewis exactly how it is he became so zen and full of love. His answer is a whirlwind confession of hating everyone in charge as he lays out his policy plan for his future presidential run.    ALSO - we have included a Patreon episode for you to wet your whistle - this bones episode is all about how DJ hates poor people (kinda).

Wishing Death

Is it ok to wish death on someone you hate? Is hating anyone ever acceptable? Are there other reason to wish death?  Obviously, this week we are discussing the Masked Singer. J/K - it's the President. We also talk about witches, and Drew went to church!

Front Porch Sittin'

Dollar Store Drew Morgan joins DJ DJ Lewis on his art porch for a talk about death simulations, loving drugs too much, and we try to meditate while on the podcast!  Also we get a REAL gnarly follow up on the rescue dogs on Molly.

Rescue Dogs on Molly

Today DJ DJ Lewis takes Dollar Store Drew Morgan to the Chickamauga Battle monuments for a little field trip. We discuss the creeping arrival of fascism, God, and dogs on ecstasy. If you don't think that sounds fun then frankly you're just stupid. 

Feed the Machine

Possum Terry is back and we dive in on how according to DJ DJ Lewis - they are tryin to brainwash us! Who? Well, the computers of course!  And in the middle of all that our internet started to cut out. Coincidence? I think not. 

Butth*le on Main

We are truly blessed to live in a time where we can document our lives with the devices in our hands. And we are also cursed, too, of course. Doctor DJ DJ Lewis argues that we owe it to ourselves to put it all out there - everything we feel, see, do - even our bu**holes.  Post it all. We get into the cloud in general - will they be able to upload our emotions soon? Would you be happier if there was a button to turn off all your emotions? All your unmet desires and pains would go away, but...

Birthday Suit

Today is Drew's birthday and the fascists at Dollar General have conspired to make DJ's schedule out of whack. Couple that with the hangover Drew had at our normal recording time and look we ain't gonna sugar coat it - we are two eps into season 2 and we phoned it in.  BUUUT - a convo between Drew, Trae Crowder, and our good buddy Tushar Singh about death, faith, war and culture absolutely fits right into the Into the Abiscuit oeuvre - it's almost as if this was all fate. You're gonna lov...

We Are the System

It's an exciting day for Into the Biscuit. We have found the lost pace episodes! Join us as we uncover the secrets of the Rezzelites, explore the outer reaches of space time and consciousness, or hell - just listen to us fight about whose to blame for all this.   It's a good one today y'all. T-shirts will be available soon.  

Fistfight Your Father

Today is the epilogue of season 3 and we are joined by the amazing Carmen Morales. Carmen tells us about what it was like to be semi-raised by a bipolar father and how she dealt with his illness as a child and now.  She also relives the time she literally fought him. And won. That's a real deal bad biscuit b**ch. 

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Season 3 Finale - the Hate Buffet

We wrap up the exciting season of the Saga of Possum Charles! Plus, Dollar Store Drew Morgan and DJ DJ Lewis discuss what would be on their personal hate buffet, why we all have to try to be positive even though it feels ridiculous, and for some unknown reason we dive in on a certain internet personality's reaction to WAP. 

Red Wedding

DJ recounts the nuptials of his dear brother, and event that was beautiful, loving, and red as hell. From babies carrying babies, to bunk beds, to a literal missing persons situation, it was a good dang day. We also have an academic discussion about step dads.  It is great to have DJ back, and on a full day off. Dive on in. 

DJ's Back Alright

DJ DJ Lewis is back and he's talkin mad cr*p about the customers of the local Dollar General. The Abiscuit welcomes our favorite creek pirate with open arms, and he regals us with tales of lies, betrayals, backstabs, and deals on a Garth Brooks collection we are all missing from our lives. It is a fun one folks. 

Slobberhose Stares Into the Abiscuit

Dollar Store Drew Morgan is joined this week by the one and only Slobberhose. We chat about politics, hope, mutual aid, and direct action.  Is there any good reason to be positive right now? Well, we think there is, but it ain't all roses. Speaking of Rosies, the drunk nurse is back. 

Andi Stares Into the Abiscuit

DJ DJ Lewis is always in the woods metaphorically, but this week he's literally there, camping. So we get Andi to join Drew for an in depth discussion on how much love can suck. Just kidding. Kinda. This podcast covers the dark thoughts we all have and the issues surrounding them - mental health, tragedy, death, pain, etc. But how do those things affect a relationship? What does it feel like when the person you love the most is in a downward spiral? How do you support them and yourself? We...

Murder, Masks, and Other Ways to Die

DJ DJ Lewis is a lot of things - a comedian. A writer. A felon. But he's also a damn philosopher with some big ideas about how we should handle crime. And by that, we mean that, even for him, this is an insane episode and you're gonna love it! "Why is murder even illegal," he wonders. Does Dollar Store Drew Morgan have an answer?  Plus, Possum Charles is back.     

White Trash Privilege

"Try explaining white privilege to someone who grew up white and dirt poor, or who has a record." How bout we have that person explain white privilege to you? Today, DJ talks more about his court case and how it hardened him to any notion of white privilege, but how love and empathy led him to the truth. We also touch on museums, and give some advice as to how to have tough conversations in your own circles. 

Stories, Statues, and Symbols

Our entire existence is shaped by stories. Stories about God, about love, about ourselves. There is a reason "history" contains the word story. Today we ask what stories we are telling in public spaces, on our TVs, or on our podcasts. What stories are we telling with our statues, with our awards, or with who we honor?  DJ also tells us about his religious experience at the Juneteenth celebration and Drew talks about living in the woods for a week. 

DJ Gets A Promotion *audio fixed

Today we talk more about our experiences protesting, reparations, police training and DJ's new promotion at the Dollar General - as well as the new buddy he hangs out with as a result of this promotion. He's a wild one and it's a hell of a story. 

Listen and Learn

Today we go on the ground at a rally against police brutality - literally. Friend of the pod and wife of the Dollar Store Andi Morrow recorded a speech from Rashida Sheedz, activist, comedian, writer and all around amazing woman. We wanted you to hear it. 

Help and Bear Witness

We discuss are differing experiences observing demonstrations in in LA and Chattanooga, respectively.    White people: please understand that right now your job is to help in every way that you can, and bear witness to what is happening. Listen to black voices. Call senators and governors. March. Send money. 

Don't Mind Stealin' Bread

Dollar Store Drew Morgan and DJ DJ Lewis (the Doctor) get right up in the question of why exactly it ain't legal to use psychedelics for mental health treatment. Hint: the horrors of capitalism know no end. Qualified as we are for that topic, we then move right on to the cult of politics where we are certainly even more experted.  It's a real doozy. DJ tells us what his least favorite age is. 

Conscious Evolution Two: blackholes'll getchee Buddy

Possum Charles learns much about the magnificent Yeti creatures, while DJ and Drew get right back into existential threats vs. existential hope. Are humans doomed? What about aardvarks? It's worth asking. 

Conscious Evolution Part 1: Become the Dreamer

Today we ask whether humans are evolving mentally, and does that even matter. We get into existential threats, as well as existential hope. Is there a future beyond this life? Beyond this culture? Are we all one? Is it turtles all the way down?  DJ DJ Lewis and Dollar Store Drew Morgan climb all the way up their own butts in this episode like it's sophomore year and we are high on our own stash. What does it all mean, maannnn? 

Drew Gets A Psychic Reading

We are joined today by The Real Leo Brown as he gives Drew and DJ psychic readings, and then we are joined by dead relatives. Do you believe in psychics? Mediums? The idea that someone can be touched?   Well even if you don't, it's fun to play along so strap in. Plus also we talk about southern comfort food. 

The Plague Made White People Shitty

Today's episode is pretty unique in that we are completely unguarded and ourselves... because Drew forgot he was recording the convo (it was weed) and never told DJ. He remembers halfway through but then forgets again.  We talk about learning to block out negative energy, how back in the day the plague killed everyone with friends so we are the progeny of losers and assholes, and DJ and Drew discuss the projects and jokes they're working on. 

Boner Tornado

This ep covers a lot of wild shit - it starts out with DJ DJ Lewis confessing that he tried to jack off one last time before a storm blew his trailer down, and then we actually get pretty sweet talking about losing elderly loved ones. We also cover neighbors, the Corey Feldman abuse scandal, Neo nazis, and Dollar Store Drew Morgan's cult - the church of the eat fruit and fuck. Oh, and ain't it wild that Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez are brothers?  The drunk nurse is also back. And DJ's...

Ideas for Staying Sober

This week is a very special episode where the good Doctor DJ DJ Lewis lets us in on his big idea for folks tryin to maintain sobriety. It is also a business plan and we are looking for investors. Not only is DJ the company president, but he is a client. 

Becoming a Doctor of Metaphysics

Did you know it iss DJ Lewis' 40th birthday?! Did you know he is a doctor of metaphysics? Well, all that is true, and also - POSSUM CHARLES IS BACK! Come on in everyone. We have a very early morning conversation about metaphysics, and what to do during the apocalypse. This episode is, by our standards, quite chill. Enjoy, and tell DJ happy birthday. 

Aztec Death Whistles at the End of the World

Today we take it a little easy as we do a shorter episode via Skype. We are all quarantined and DJ DJ Lewis is tarred as hell from workin too hard at the Dollar General. We discuss Aztec Death Whistles and how small towns are dealign with the virus. There is also a tribute from the lovelocks Miss Andi Morrow herself to the late great Joe Diffie. Joe Diffie is unmatched. He will be sorely sorely missed. Love y'all. Stay safe. Be good to each other. 

Why Would God Do This To Us? (probably all the butt sex)

On yet another amazing episode Doctor DJ and Dollar Store Drew discuss whether it is even worth it to do art at this time and why exactly God has allowed us to suffer. Is it because of abortions? Gay sex? Our refusal to adopt the metric system? Who knows folks? Who the F knows? 

Children of the Quarantine

We are joined this week by none other than the CHO himself, Corey Ryan Forrester. After all our shows are cancelled, we reconvene at the Chateu de la Cho for an episode about panic, epidemics, price gouging, and being nice to working people. Strap in for this one, as we got super duper drunk and Drew kinda sort of not really but a little bit defending the guy in Hixon who bought all that hand sanitizer.  

CoronaFest 2020: Don't Shame Sex Workers

Today we talk about cam girls, the coronavirus, how shame and sex intersect, and give out free medical advice.  DJ DJ Lewis has some wild theories, as you all know, but his thoughts on the best way to act during an epidemic are gonna have you rolling. Also, DreDre Dogwalker joins us and is generally delightful and hard on DJ - so it's a good time folks. 

I Just Took a DNA Test

Have you ever considered taking one of those DNA tests? Is there any reason not to? What about them turning you into a lizard hybrid and using you as a soldier in the army of the damned? Or they could just rip ya off.   Today DJ DJ Lewis and Dollar Store Drew Morgan discuss the pros and cons of giving corporations your DNA and Possum Charles goes hunting for a job. Also, everyone needs to get over their self!

Death Positive

Today Doctor D.J. Lewis talks about his foray into the death positive movement and we talk about the mortician of the day. This is another somewhat gnarly episode that explores anxiety, suicide (briefly), how we deal with death and funerals. Also, possum Charles' nipples have come alive.  We hope you enjoy our ruminations on the end of life. Tell us your thoughts - do other cultures fairy tales and religions do a better job of preparing them for the end? Does it matter if you lie to yourse...

Touching Wieners Two: Judgement Day

Today is part two of last week's seminal episode on touching wieners, which wiener touch magazine called "the penultimate podcast of wiener touching." This week we are back, talking about teachers killing students through hypnosis and the meaning of avant grade poetry - only one of those is a lie. We also discuss anxiety, constipation, and DJ's trip to New York. It's a real good time folks. 

If I'm Ever In a Coma, at Least Touch My Weiner

Today is a pretty gnarly episode y'all. Did you know that a tumor can turn you into a pedophile? Well that is what DJ DJ Lewis says and why wouldn't you trust him? He's a doctor after all.  We also discuss anxiety and play a very dark game of "what would be worse." 

Time Travelin With the Marlboro Man

DJ DJ Lewis is holding it down this episode with our top dog co-producer Killer Kevin - because Drew is MIA. Truth is folks, Dollar Store Drew Morgan got so drunk after the Super Bowl that he forgot how time works - an interesting coincidence as we talk about time travel, Star Wars, protons and photons, and how to kill baby Jesus. And don't worry, the sage of the Opossumacolypse continues...

Fred Rogers is Jesus

On today's episode Dollar Store Drew Morgan and DJ DJ Lewis discuss myths, conspiracies and our need for stories to make sense of the world. With Satan dying as the world's boogeyman, we've created new ones. We've also created new heroes. But can conspiracy theories save us? Well, why the hell not? 

Take This Job and Shove It

Everyone hates work. Everyone hates their job. But what if you've been out of work for two years for reasons you've yet to face entirely? DJ DJ Lewis offers a fresh perspective as he is grateful and stoked to learn he's landed an interview at the Dollar General. We also get into Drew's career and how comedy is a dream job that hasn't always paid the bills. So throw one earphone in and smile blankly at your boss while you pretend to listen to his bulls** and let Possum Charles distract you fr...

Should We Eat ALL The Animals?

Of course we love biscuits, but what should we be putting on em? These boys ain't ever going vegan, but Dollar Store Drew Morgan and DJ DJ Lewis discuss becoming vegetarians. Will they last? Are they really trying? We look hard into the mirror to face the reality that in order to live, you have to kill something.   

Paralysis Demons From Hell

On the season finale of Into the Biscuit our brave hosts dive butt first right into God. Well, more like religion. And we discuss death. And we get a special call. It is a good episode y'all. Just listen ok?  

Long December

HonkyTonk Andi and DreDre Dogwalker join us today as we discuss the last decade: wins, losses, anger, fears, regrets - and all the brain cells we killed along the way.  This is the last holiday episode and next week we will be back on track with our regular irregular bullshit. Love yuns. YUHHHH

Eat Drink and be Merry Chritmas

Today's episode is truncated, as it is Christmas, and with all the gifts we've given, we can't possibly give a damn.    DJ DJ Lewis and Dollar Store Drew Morgan deliver a special holiday message from a Nissan Versa, followed by a lost conversation we sincerely forgot about and found accidentally when we tried to put the episode out (a Christmas Miracle!) Love y'all. Happy Holidays. 

Children of the Korn

Today Dollar Store Drew Morgan and DJ DJ Lewis question whether they, or anyone should have kids. We also discuss folklore, DNA sequencing, and FREEDOM. Gail joins us and we talk about muppets too. 

Fear and Loathing in Las Mentes

Today the boys cover anxiety, take a few phone calls, and Possum Charles gets put on the case of the century. Hollerville will never be the same. Yes we know the phone calls don't sound great - those are old phone calls. The quality will improve and the beatings will continue. Thanks. 

Justice Porn

On today's episode Dollar Store Drew and DJ DJ Lewis dive head first Fred Durst into the prison, the justice system, and America's obsession with true crime. Guilt, hypocrisy, Gail Whethers - we even get a visit from the Bandy Mountain State Prison Men's Choir.

Wrestling With Addiction

Today we are going by very special guest Corey Ryan Foster - a man who is no stranger to addiction and abject pain. We take some phone calls and dive headfirst into the darkness with the CHO himself. We are also joined by comedienne/wrestler Big D who tells us what it takes to make it in not one but two traditionally male fields. 

CULTure Club

DreDre Dogwalker joins Dollar Store Drew Morgan and DJ DJ Lewis to talk about cults, running away, and generally being rad. This episode is 17% Native American.