Gravy Baby

Gravy Baby 77: country music and corporate mascots

Today we open with Carmen and DJ plotting against a tardy Drew and it just keeps getting better. We get into accounting, puns, and mascots. Then DJ and Drew get defensive over Carmen’s dismissiveness toward Kentucky, of all places. And finally  we hear Drew’s big conspiracy theory about country music.

Gravy Baby 76: menthol vapes and a life of crime

Today we are discussin the government, the feds, the MAN coming down on us all. Whether it’s getting rid of flavored vapes, banning zyns, or giving us outrageous speeding tickets, we are talking abt how to live as outlaws. Stop paying your bills! Cheat on your taxes. File bankruptcy. Sell your debt. Live free and die.

Gravy Baby 75: let’s talk about A.I. and cults

We are finally getting Night Rider! Artificial Intelligence is here. Is it all bad? All good? Is anything fun about? DJ breaks it down for us. Also we get into the even darker side of cults.

Gravy Baby 74: bonnaroo and the unified conspiracy theory

Today's episode is mostly just DJ slapping us with his new unifying theory of all conspiracy theories. Spoiler alert: the government did it. We are talkin moth man, aliens, and aliens he CIA. His only goal now is to get on a list. Think we achieved it?  It's such a fun episode. Enjoy. Also below is our Gravy Baby discord. Join us:  https://discord.gg/ZgtgT77Cgp

Gravy Baby 73: large cats and country boys

A whale of an episode folks. Drew is making friends, Carmen recounts going on Doug Loves Movies to review an insane movie abt large cats, and DJ is DJing so hard y’all. 

Gravy Baby 72: cuddling with animals

Dj is back! We are talking goats, cuddling animals and even the economy. Sort of (we are talking abt the deep state). We love you guys and we are so happy to all be back together. We are trying to be on the level baby. 

Gravy Baby 71: beaver butts forever

We discuss a lot but all yuns are gonna care about is the oil from beaver anal glands being natural flavorings. Have fun. We did.

Gravy Baby 70: Carmen is back from tour and Drew is a country boy

Did you rly think it was over?! Did you?!!! You fools!!! You imbeciles!!!! Hahahahaha.  What else are we gonna do with our lives? We love y’all. 

Gravy Baby 68: am I high?

We got a boost doozy folks. Taylor Swift. Art. Allyship. We are the world we are the children.

Gravy Baby 66: the shirtless one

I (Drew) am currently driving across country. Idk what this episode is about. I can’t member. All I know is Carmen bullied me into taking my shirt off and then multiple times we got into serous discussions and I felt dumb. Imagine a man saying in earnest his opinion on geo politics, but his nipples are out. Well, actually don’t imagine. Just check out the episode. Oh, and me and dj yell at each other 

Gravy Baby 69: Drew says goodbye

In the first ten minutes we get into a fight and Drew gets so mad he decides to leave LA. We also talk abt taboo words in karaoke, what actors are so talented they’re worth putting up with and Drew explains why he’s doing something he swore he’d never do again.

Gravy Baby 65: comedy Dadaists and family feuds

Did Appalachia invent feuds? No. Did we perfect them? Absolutely. We got a totally fire episode for you where we get into feuding, weird comedy tales, and hating the government is a universal theme.

Gravy Baby 67: does Amsterdam suck?

Today on the pod Carmen reveals how she’s yelling “get off my lawn” when it comes to weed culture, we discuss river rats, and Drew tells a wild story abt the red light district and the university of Michigan basketball alumni group. 

Gravy Baby 64: space fungus among us

We are talkin about celebrating the dead, animals of course, and fungus …. FROM SPACE.

Gravy Baby 63: tiktok and pork rib tater chips

Drew and DJ get into the absicuit with a discussion on America, spying, days, and decay. Then Carmen Dave’s us from ourselves as we get into weird tater chips. We also discuss compliments and of course feminist drug lords.

Gravy Baby 62: I’ll drive to Nebraska & abandon my kids!

Folks we got fresh Katt Williams  gossip, thoughts on baby abandonment, and we discuss old ppl (millennial) music. 

Gravy Baby 61: ACAB includes Smokey the Bear?

"You ever smelled his pockets?" What a show, folks. DJ negotiators goat prices while Carmen and Drew discuss stolen hillbilly valor. We also get into jury duty as Drew shares an incredible fan story from a message he got. And finally, controversially, we ask: is Smokey the Bear a cop? 

Gravy Baby 60: the Mardi Gras wife

Today we have are own reddit "Am I the A**hole" for you to digest. Plus we talk about polyamory, narcissism, and how religion is suddenly cool again. Enjoy!

Gravy Baby 59: slop heads and Kid's Cuisine

Carmen and DJ are flying alone, as if life was a helicopter.

Gravy Baby 58: 2 Dumb Gravies

Willie Simon and Eric Freedman are two hilarious comedians who work at the World Famous Comedy Store. Carmen and Drew recently did their podcast, 2 Dumb Babies, where they tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them - jokes first, facts sometimes. We had so much fun we decided to have them on our podcast to tell us, what's Gravy Baby. We had a blast cross polinating and Eric tells a story so funny Willie wants to change his answer.  You can check the...

Gravy Baby 57: tractor championships and the Taylor Swift saga

American politics, world politics, the hell of modernity and we find out the incredible news that our producer is the New York state champion at tractoring. Drew and DJ are flying without Carmen, so of course we get a little dark! We also keep it light though with farming competitions, and Drew tries his best to get DJ to care about Taylor Swift and the NFL. NOTE: the Raleigh show Drew promotes in this episode has been rescheduled.

Gravy Baby 55: a new definition of the word "broad"

We are taking back broad! Or well, Carmen is. Carmen considers herself to be a "broad," which can be summed up as the chick the pick-me girl wants to be. She wants better representation in our media and SHE DEMANDS IT NOW. We also get into mental health because of course we do.

Gravy Baby 54: a pallet cleanser

DJ has been collecting pallets. Is it legal? Is it unsavory? Do we care? He tills us what he's up to building stuff out of pallets and then we discuss whether it matters if you look cool when you smoke, or drink, or ... well ... do harder stuff. Make sure you're watching on our new YouTube channel, @gravybabypod.  Gravy Baby has a Discord server! The community is growing and active. We also have Book Club and Film Club meetings every month. Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/5BdM9BUd...

Gravy Baby 56: life on earth

Gravy Baby 53: crime victims and Katt Williams

Carmen and Drew swap stories of crimes they’ve been victims of, and Carmen tells Drew a fact abt meth he didn’t know. We also go in on Katt Williams.

Gravy Baby 52: it’s Epstein day and Drew’s not here

Drew takes the day off and we just go in on Epstein. New Year same us. 

Gravy Baby 51: Happy New Year

Resolutions and revolutions 

Gravy Baby 50: do we even need Christmas

St. Nick? More like St. Dick.

Gravy Baby 49: love and the weirdness of the internet

Trying to find connection online? It’s super weird! Also Carmen touches Drew’s heart.

Gravy Baby 48: our first guest Matt Woods!

Let's discuss hell gigs. And good gigs!

Gravy Baby 47: pawpaw fruit and inappropriate dads

We got a doozy today folks. Did your dad or older brother show you art you may have been too young for? Why is this such a male trait? Also, Andre 3000 is back and we talk about sad rock (dad rock's depressed cousin). What is your favorite music to work to? If you can't tell, this is a music episode. Tell us why we are wrong.

Gravy Baby 46: DJ's back, so be thankful

Smoke a turkey, smoke a bowl, smoke cigs with your aunt who thinks 5G is the devil. It's Thanksgiving y'all. And while we don't really like forced holidays, gratitude really is something that will help your life. So take stock in what's working and throw out what's not. Love y'all.      Gravy Baby has a Discord server! The community is growing and active. We also have Book Club and Film Club meetings every month. Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/5BdM9BUdmm Flim Club meets Sun...

Gravy Baby 45: on our mammaw sh*t

do we really need a description? We are in our mammaw era. Also DJ is back next week.     Gravy Baby has a Discord server! The community is growing and active. We also have Book Club (back from hiatus!) and Film Club meetings every month. Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/5BdM9BUdmm

Gravy Baby 44: don't look at me Roscoe!

Today we recount Drew's wild weekend with the rock band Drive By Truckers, including perhaps a little TMI. We also discuss the low quality of rich people we have now. What is up with that? Also we got a really really cool story about one of the members of ZZ Top.

Gravy Baby 43: Netflix and Chili

Sans our guru DJ, Carmen and Drew will keep your attention with what can only be described as delightfully too much info - the phrase “nostalgia boner” was even used - abt their personal lives. Plus we discuss television, high school “phases” and terrible murals.  

Gravy Baby 42: don't ever trust a company man

Today's episode features LOTS of ball busting on Drew for his attire - is he really selling out already? We talk about healthcare, moving in with someon for the first time and Carmen has finally accepted how FLORIDA she is. Are you typical of the streotypes of your state? How so?    Also Drew has a theory on how to solve the epidemic of people not using earphones in public.    Gravy Baby has a Discord server! The community is growing and active. We also have Book Club (back from hi...

Gravy Baby 41: helicopter wishes and caviar dreams

Today is a great episode. I mean genuinely one of the best we've done. DJ and Carmen greased a new fan into giving them a free helicopter ride and it may have changed their lives forever. Will DJ buy a sailboat now? Is Carmen gonna turn to a life of crime? Also sound off on social: who is the person you like to do hijinx with?    Gravy Baby has a Discord server! The community is growing and active. We also have Book Club (back from hiatus!) and Film Club meetings every month. Join the ...

Gravy Baby 40: finger punkins with the skunkin bumpkin

Halloween means pumpkins and corn mazes - what was your favorite Halloween memory? Also, DJ tells us abt his new skunk buddy. Then we get into cynicism and propaganda and to be honest we go pretty hard on Gen X. What happened you y’all?! Yuns were our heroes! Smdh We bring it home with our love of rats. Folks this is a doozy of an episode. We thank y’all for listening. Don’t forget abt the discord or the Patreon. We got lots going on both places. 

Gravy Baby 39: The Rozz Man Cometh - Gravy Baby's First Baby

Y’all, what else are we gonna discuss? We hear the harrowing story of Drew and Andi’s birth story - it has a great ending but was a tough process. Trigger warning: medical trauma. 

Gravy Baby 38: Die Antwerd and dusty dino j*zz

We are talking abt the controversy surrounding South African freak rappers Die Antwerd and of course the Lord of the Rings.

Gravy baby 37: Warm Soda and Spite

Sometimes the best motivation in the entire world is spite. Yeah, we talk about Burning Man and psychos who drink soda without ice, but the real crux here is using spite as motivation. Plus we go in on hot cars- temp? Sure. But also stolen. It's all gravy baby    ===Discord Info=== Gravy Baby has a Discord server! The community is growing and active. Book Club is on hiatus, but Film Club still meets monthly. Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/5BdM9BUdmm Film Club next meets on Su...

Gravy baby 38: Warm Soda and Spite

Sometimes the best motivation in the entire world is spite. Yeah, we talk about Burning Man and psychos who drink soda without ice, but the real crux here is using spite as motivation. Plus we go in on hot cars- temp? Sure. But also stolen. It's all gravy baby    ===Discord Info=== Gravy Baby has a Discord server! The community is growing and active. Book Club is on hiatus, but Film Club still meets monthly. Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/5BdM9BUdmm Film Club next meets on Su...

Gravy Baby 36: ridged balls and the dark tale of Wanda

We are talking diners, the scientific correlation of wrinkled balls and intelligence, and DJ regales us with a hilarious dark story of a lady's false teeth falling into a tight spot. Also, what is the weirdest thing someone did when you were in Jr. High? And Drew shares with us his excitement and anticipation of the impending childbirth.

Gravy Baby 35: comfort food and the stolen property tour

We are talking about stolen goods today on the podcast. We also talk about how the biggest sin right now seems to be "succumbing to wokeness" and more importantly: will Florida secede from the union?    What is your favorite classic comfort food? Where my Ramen heads at? You like grill cheese and tomoato soup?   Gravy Baby has a Discord server. We coordinate Book Club and Film Club through there, which are both still happening*!   *Book club is on hiatus for the summer. Join t...

Gravy Baby 34: out of town and out of our minds

We got a fun one today but a little note before hand- I am aware of the sound issues on the last episode - we aren't in studio this month due mostly to travel and to be honest I (Drew) forgot how to do all that lol. I THINK I have improved it to a tolerable level this week. Let me know if it isn't, and we are back in studio soon. Thanks guys.   Gravy Baby has a Discord server. We coordinate Book Club and Film Club through there, which are both still happening*! *Book club is on hiatus fo...

Gravy Baby 33: stolen cars & erotica dreams

DJ is back and we got conspiracy theories, paralysis demons, and the dixie mafia! We got not one, BUT TWO wild stories for you today. Both are pretty red - redneck and Reddit. I promise this episode will leave you in tears.

Gravy Baby 32: fightin by the river & Keanu Reeves

We got a real humdinger of an episode y'all. Of course we have to talk about Lizzo as well as the the Riverboat Brawl, but you know we go further than that! We got the hot takes! Meat should be a treat. Shakespeare was a poser. Dolly Parton is not a hero! Folks, we got the hot takes. We discuss how hard but great it ban be to purge your possessions vs. sentimentality. We also decide Keanu is the only famous person who is pure.  We sure did miss DJ today. He will be back next week. Gravy ...

Gravy Baby 31: pen*s enhancements and the way of the drunk

We got a doozy today. What IS up with Gen Z and their goings ons, we get into Florida again and we play "diva or c*nt?"!! Drew goes in on his least favorite states and DJ brings his tranquil peace to everything. Meanwhile Carmen has some interesting thoughts on 50 cent.

Gravy Baby 30: bear the world

Carmen and DJ laugh incessantly at Drew’s most recent crisis. Plus we are talking attachment style, blaming things on our parents, and other fun American past times. 

Gravy Baby 29: broken masculinity and make soap operas

Do y'all rly need a description? Well I'm getting on a red eye and I forgot. Love Yuns