Inside the Pallet House

Doucher

July 23, 2023 19:53 - 1 hour - 84.6 MB

If you need to do something that makes you uncomfortable it would be great if you could bring in an expert to make an airtight case for you. In steps your personal Doucher. Shutting down the oldest craft brewery in the country, let your Doucher make the statement. Returning that expensive wine that the waiter brought, tap your Doucher. Need Taylor Swift tickets in Europe...well we already have the douche for that.

Feels Like the Second Time

July 16, 2023 18:30 - 1 hour - 64.5 MB

There are a lot of new rules to unpack this month. Some of them only impact those of us here in VA who stream salty content, while others impact all of us who stream. One thing stays consistent, and that is our respect for the Letter of Sullivan Ballou.

Feels Like the First Time

July 09, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 61.7 MB

It isn't often that we get surprised on this show, but it happened a couple of times today. For the most part this is a good thing, but some surprises bring back memories that maybe should have been left in the vault.

One and a Half

July 02, 2023 18:27 - 1 hour - 81.9 MB

We are tackling some hard hitting problems this week. How to source the best live edge slabs, what to do when your hell bent on having a meal that is unattainable, trying the latest in hotel trends, and of course breaking down bird poop. Like I said, pretty heavy stuff this week.

Troy the Vinyl Guy

June 25, 2023 18:19 - 1 hour - 63.8 MB

Troy spent a few days in NY, and came back full hipster. Even his record player is designed to travel with him. Brendan revisits his anime phase, and we review Fast X. Spoiler, even Jason Momoa managed to somehow turn women off with his performance.

Saint Father's Day

June 18, 2023 04:29 - 1 hour - 70 MB

Happy Saint Father's Day to all of the Dads out there. Here's hoping you have a plan and a driver, but don't nag them about directions. Just get your manicure and let it ride.

Bad Jeep Trends

June 11, 2023 19:47 - 1 hour - 67.8 MB

People can find a lot of ways to spend money. Jeep people are some of the best at it, but not to be outdone we have found a few novel ways to spend some money this week as well. Salt Life!

Cassettes Are Back

June 05, 2023 01:15 - 1 hour - 67.2 MB

Grab your old boombox because tapes are back. Unfortunately so are Yezzy shoes. One thing that never goes out of style is smoking a whole hog, but it helps to know what you are doing.

The Great Return

May 29, 2023 20:33 - 1 hour - 70.6 MB

We are joined this week by a fan favorite, Brendan's Dad, and he tells us about his tour of Ireland. He is huge in Europe. Cheers!

The Impossible is Possible

May 22, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 66.4 MB

It has been done. The guys from Squeezing Lemons have made a good Malort cocktail. Don't just take our word for it, we even brought in reknowned food critic James Ford to get his take. 1 oz Malort 3/4 oz Pineapple Rum 3/4 oz Dark Rum 1/2 oz Pineapple Simple Syrup 3/4 oz Lime Juice 1/2 oz Dark Simple Syrup 1/2 oz Grenadine 1 oz Pineapple Juice

Prince of Peptides

May 13, 2023 21:03 - 1 hour - 75.2 MB

We have so much science going down this week. Months of experiments with Malort may have finally yielded positive results. We are about to start some more daring experiments that will hopefully have positive results, and not end is one of us growing a tail. We also tackle the Golf Cart VS Golf Car debate.

Purple IT

May 08, 2023 01:18 - 1 hour - 71.5 MB

We have an eye on retirement this week, as we are reminded of how difficult having a podcast can be. The good news is there is a retirement community that has everything you could want just down the road. We take a deep dive on The Villages.

Son of a Nectar

April 30, 2023 18:30 - 1 hour - 66.2 MB

This week we are joined by Sean from Nectar Sunglasses, and he has some big news to share. We are also visited by the one and only Pat. What's old is new again, and we prove it by reviewing the "New" Sam Adams Boston Lager.

The Stowaway

April 22, 2023 16:24 - 1 hour - 84.5 MB

We are back in the Pallet House, and we are introduced to an unlikely hero. Sometimes the consequences of another's actions can be a blessing in disguise. We also learn about the all important hierarchy of cruise ships, and are reminded of the importance of a clean bathroom.

ITPH Spring Break Best Of

April 15, 2023 16:21 - 1 hour - 68.4 MB

Spring Break has come and gone, but the effects linger, and it has caused us to stay 6 feet apart. Well, even a bit more than that, so we are bringing you a Best Of. We go deep in the vault to bring you some classic stories from past episodes. Cheers.

Fo Shizzle

April 08, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 72.6 MB

We get our first taste of The Squeezing Lemons Malort drink. We are about as impressed as one can be. The Gorilla Fart they made next was clearly worse. I think we may need a vacation after this episode.

Just a Vowel

April 01, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 62 MB

There are a lot of bad TV shows and movies out there, and we try our best to save you the time that we have already lost. Troy has even put some time in hate watching them. On an unrelated pro-tip, if you are looking at a used car let the owner open the hood.

Revenge Borg

March 25, 2023 18:24 - 1 hour - 72.1 MB

Gen Z is bringing drinking back, and they are learning the lessons of the older generations. We are still learning as well, and we prove it with our deep dive into the white henley craze. One guy constitutes a craze right?

The Bale Hayes and Rim Job Show

March 18, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 76.4 MB

We saw this coming years ago. We railed against the boneless wing, and we even brought Mr. Saucy Nugs himself on the show to debate. The boneless wing is a nugget, and we have a class action suit to show the collective outrage. We also learn of the outrage against the rodeo, but that is on a more individual level.

A Lot of People Have Seen it

March 11, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 66.2 MB

We have a full house, and the conversations turn a bit racy this week. I guess it is to be expected when you have too much fake cheese, real booze, and questions about how long should the average episode should last.

Eat, Pray, Delirium

March 04, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 66.6 MB

We are joined by a very special guest, sure it could be Ray, or even The Duke, but word on the street is it is the one and only Zac Brown. So we roll out the special Malort, the white cowboy boots, and of course remove our hats. We have to show some class.

Fat Tire VS Borg

February 25, 2023 15:57 - 1 hour - 76.9 MB

The new Fat Tire is here, and we need to know if it is better than the old Fat Tire. We put them head to head in a blind taste test, and the results are about as clear as Bluetooth VS Sonos.

McGregor the Great

February 18, 2023 20:09 - 1 hour - 79.1 MB

Well it's official we are rich...for a minute. That money will be gone soon enough for newly priced seats at the movies, and made up holidays. One beloved haunt, Dan's Cafe, is at least keeping to their methods for keeping money in your pockets. They also are not looking to help you find love, and we are just fine with that.

High T

February 11, 2023 15:58 - 1 hour - 82.7 MB

The weekend of the SuperBowl is here, and our thoughts are on bets and sports. We are joined by our resident sports expert Eddie V to bring us up to speed on all of the action in our own way. Of course our way is a little different than others. We take a deep dive into JV Girl's basketball, the darker side of Hall of Fame stars, and eventually even make our picks for the Big Game. Game On!

Squeezing Lemons

February 04, 2023 16:45 - 1 hour - 88.9 MB

This week we are joined by Ray and Taylor from the Squeezing Lemons podcast, and they promptly take us to school about all things mixology. These guys know their stuff, and if they didn't make such strong drinks we might have learned something too.

Ozempic Face

January 28, 2023 17:03 - 1 hour - 67 MB

East Coast skiing is getting worse every year, yet we keep going back. Fat Tire is trying to keep pace so they are going to remake the recipe so they can suck now too. The race to get worse is on, and we are bearing witness.

We are Going Wassailing

January 21, 2023 19:28 - 1 hour - 73 MB

The world is full of interesting people. Some of them have all the cool toys, some are thieves, while others are out larping to ward of evil spirits. This week we meet them all.

Black Eye

January 14, 2023 14:33 - 1 hour - 78.9 MB

The NFL Playoffs are here which means betting is about to hit a fever pitch. Not all bets have to be about money though, and that is where things can get interesting. Speaking of interesting...why does Stu have a black eye?

Stu Was Right...Twice

January 07, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 80.8 MB

Here's hoping the Holidays treated you well. Not all of us can go to DollyWood for the Holidays, but Nascar stars do. The rest of us talked sports and cars in our old Groomsmen suits. Safe Home #43

Holiday Drink Challenge 7

December 31, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 67.8 MB

We are back for another edition of the Holiday Drink Challenge, and as always it is an easy decision to crown the winner. This is due to our perfect math skills which have ensured this will not end in a tie. Well assuming you are able to find a tie breaking vote when the pressure is on.

Tangee Christmas

December 24, 2022 17:12 - 1 hour - 54.6 MB

The holidays bring their own set of stressors. Picking the "right" gift, putting together the PowerPoint to tell people about the gifts you want, keeping with traditions that may or may not make sense anymore, knowing how much to tip, saying the word tangy. Yep it can be a tough time of year.

Full Circle

December 17, 2022 18:12 - 1 hour - 69.3 MB

We revisit a trend from a couple of decades ago that is coming back into fashion. Might as well be a bullseye. Speaking of bullseyes, you can't keep saying you are not on steroids while also being the largest meathead on the internet. People are going to keep taking shots at you until something sticks.

An Old Fashioned Soaking

December 10, 2022 16:18 - 1 hour - 65.9 MB

The Holidays are coming at us full bore, and we have a bit of a holiday miracle this week as we are joined by new and old friends. We also help to settle the age old question of whether Pilk or Cilk is better. Ok let's be honest, we didn't even know this was a thing until just now, but I'll be damned if we don't already have an opinion.

Spectacular Bellybutton

December 02, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 68.7 MB

We have reached the end of our mustache growing season, and it is time to celebrate. Might be time to break out the Chick-Fil-A peppermint milkshakes. Be careful though, too much of a good thing can blow out your bellybutton.

3 Bags of Thanksgiving Leftovers

November 26, 2022 14:11 - 1 hour - 73.7 MB

Happy Thanksgiving. Here's hoping you had the perfect amount of food and nothing went to waste. No throwing out of the new medical devices with the trash, and only your favorite purple shirt to wear. Maybe you even got to try that new lab grown turkey. Yes, the season is upon us.

Troy's Flying Solo

November 18, 2022 14:51 - 1 hour - 76.2 MB

Is Troy about to become a FanBoy of a product he has railed against in the past? Time will tell, but all indications point to "yes".

Communist Covered Bacon

November 11, 2022 18:58 - 1 hour - 77.9 MB

Troy is triggered this week, and all because some people just don't know how to park. We start talking Christmas movies until we realize it is way too early to be thinking about this kind of stuff. I mean seriously we don't even have our full mustaches grown in yet.

Axis of Cars

November 04, 2022 16:00 - 1 hour - 73.6 MB

The mustaches are slowly making their appearance, and thus far they haven't changed our lives like a billion dollars would. Smoked queso may change our lives, but we are split on the addition of Velveeta. In fact the only thing we can agree on is that New Jersey may actually be getting something right in regards to car ownership. No seriously.

Grower or Shower?

October 28, 2022 19:19 - 1 hour - 81 MB

It is that time of year again when we are looking for Growers for M4K Richmond, and we are joined by our friends Mike and Mike to learn all we can about the upcoming season. If you would like to join the team, or just learn more, head over to www.m4krichmond.org

One Chip Challenge

October 21, 2022 16:00 - 1 hour - 75.2 MB

We always encourage listener ideas, but that attitude can sometimes come back to bite you. This week is a perfect example of that. Don't let anyone tell you the One Chip Challenge is a good idea. It is an idea, but it pretty much ends there.

Bum Fights

October 14, 2022 16:00 - 1 hour - 68.4 MB

We live in a world of haves and have nots, and we are reminded of that more than we would care to admit. It isn't just the clothes we wear, but they can be telling. At least jetskis are a "safe" way for us all to bond.

Hurricane Golf

October 09, 2022 01:51 - 1 hour - 72.5 MB

What kind of world is this when you try to make your bad idea a reality, and others won't let you do it. It is tough out there. We also learn about a new drug that is making people skinny, but no one is stopping people from taking it, and we have to believe there are consequences beyond looking good.

Bourbon and Beyond Recap

September 30, 2022 16:00 - 1 hour - 74 MB

We are joined by our friend Ray from Spirit Halloween for another week, and we get a first hand recap of the Bourbon and Beyond Festival. In true ITPH fashion we take this as an excuse to drink all kinds of Bourbon.

Spirit Halloween Lemons

September 23, 2022 19:13 - 1 hour - 67.1 MB

It's Troy's Birthday! What better way to celebrate than bring in our friend Ray from Spirit Halloween to help us ring in Fall, and Troy's big day. There are big things on the horizon!

Blind Box

September 17, 2022 14:45 - 1 hour - 81.7 MB

A 30 year dream is realized by the Audio Dreamboat, and it comes with a free duck. I know you are thinking it is a 1999 Corolla, but it is slightly cooler than that. We debate listening VS reading, and learn the importance of ear crystals.

Free Range Gravy

September 10, 2022 02:38 - 1 hour - 63.7 MB

This week we are joined by our friend James from Social 52 and Charred to learn more about the trials an tribulations of the restaurant game. We also learn what makes fart jokes so funny. Turns out there is more to it than you think.

Sports!

September 04, 2022 20:37 - 1 hour - 57.3 MB

Don't worry we aren't going to be talking sports the entire episode. If we can show that restraint then you can too when it comes to your fantasy football team. Nobody cares about your team. We care more about the bag controversy in professional cornhole than your fantasy team.

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