Inside the Closet
280 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 1.4K ratingsYou won't believe what NYC comedians Emma Willmann and Matteo Lane talk about Inside the Closet. Join Emma and Matteo as they share their experiences of being gay comics in mainstream culture.
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Mariah Callas Of Comedy
March 07, 2019 12:22 - 43 minutes - 20.3 MB#InsideTheCloset wants to be very clear: we are not encouraging people to smoke cigarettes, even if it looks cool as hell. Matteo deals with more hecklers and hair plugs, Emma dives into the WASP definition of success (NPR appearances), and we spread more love for Rochester! As always, remember to rate and subscribe, and follow us on instagram @Insidetheclosetpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Standing Ogaytion
February 28, 2019 19:11 - 50 minutes - 69.4 MBEmma and Matteo are recording #InsideTheCloset by soft candle light in the New York cold. Keep that mental image clear while they get into the excitement level only attainable by two Italians in the same room, clapping gays, and some of the logistics of comedy. Plus, we talk about a literal monster at the Comedy Cellar. Remember to rate and review! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Standing Ogaytion
February 28, 2019 19:11 - 55 minutesEmma and Matteo are recording #InsideTheCloset by soft candle light in the New York cold. Keep that mental image clear while they get into the excitement level only attainable by two Italians in the same room, clapping gays, and some of the logistics of comedy. Plus, we talk about a literal monster at the Comedy Cellar. Remember to rate and review! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Is It Because We’re French?
February 21, 2019 08:00 - 48 minutes - 110 MB#InsideTheCloset is hear to warm you up in the midsts of this snowstorm. We're talking current events, Emma's NACA showcase, and the rowdy french women at Matteo's Streisand show. Plus, we review the 2009 film AVATAR, and answer fan questions! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
St Patick's Day of the Sea
February 15, 2019 20:39 - 49 minutesSo this week on #InsideTheCloset we don't have microphones, BUT we do have stories about uncomfortable wrestling, swashbuckling adventures on the high seas, and killer grocery store advice. Plus, Matteo has some very exciting news, and Emma's becoming a video wiz (for proof just check out our instagram @Insidetheclosetpodcast.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
St Patick's Day of the Sea
February 15, 2019 20:39 - 47 minutes - 66.2 MBSo this week on #InsideTheCloset we don't have microphones, BUT we do have stories about uncomfortable wrestling, swashbuckling adventures on the high seas, and killer grocery store advice. Plus, Matteo has some very exciting news, and Emma's becoming a video wiz (for proof just check out our instagram @Insidetheclosetpodcast.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Woman in Arkansas
February 07, 2019 08:00 - 52 minutes - 120 MBThis week #InsideTheCloset is talking about S-E-X. And electrocuting balls, penis holders, and furries. We click around a lot. We also talk about Emma's mom, the international weaver, and Patti's big appearance on Drag Race! Plus, we review another dating profile! Be sure to rate and subscribe! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Personal Fyre Festival
January 31, 2019 11:00 - 48 minutes - 111 MB#InsideTheCloset is dealing with some struggles. Matteo had the holiday from hell, and Emma at garbage pizza in Chicago. Mix that with their nearly peed-in-pants experiences and we've got a pretty gnarly episode for us. Let us know about your skin issues, and pee horror stories on our Instagram, @Insidetheclosetpodcat. Bet we're the first podcast to ask you for that, huh? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Old Faithful Face
January 24, 2019 13:59 - 52 minutes - 121 MB#InsideTheCloset does not advise listening to this episode on your lunch break, because we're starting off with our favorite pimple popping videos. Emma finds out she's not an ideal bachelorette contestant, and Matteo Chers a story about his latest Broadway adventure (still better than Cats.) Plus, we answer Closeteer questions from our Instagram page! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fags Gotta Burp!
January 17, 2019 19:49 - 53 minutes - 123 MBWelcome to Fags Gotta Burp! I mean #InsideTheCloset, that's it! Emma and Matteo catch up with each other and talk about what really matters, namely: Boomer Banks (the porn star's) penis, Sonic Fox (the gay furry professional video game player,) and Cher's twitter. Special shoutout: we love you Sally Peterson! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Legally Gay
January 10, 2019 05:21 - 44 minutes - 102 MBEmma and Matteo catch up on their travels to DC and the Bahamas. Both consider the legality of homosexuality in different countries, and do a deep dive into some of the news about Kevin Heart, Ellen, and Louis CK. Plus, we've got our first dating app to review! If you're a $10 patron, message us and we'll let you know how to get your profile reviewed. In the meantime, please remember to rate and subscribe #InsideTheCloset ************************************************** Follow Emma - @Emm...
The Old Curmudgeon Episode
January 03, 2019 06:07 - 48 minutesThis week on #InsideTheCloset Emma and Matteo catch up on what made them depressed over the holidays. Matteo cries on a plane, Emma buys a Jesus themed self-help book, and we work on our opening monologue for the Oscars. This is the last episode recorded in 2018, and in 2019 we're gonna be real gay still. ************************************************** Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ ************************************************** Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane h...
The Old Curmudgeon Episode
January 03, 2019 06:07 - 47 minutes - 109 MBThis week on #InsideTheCloset Emma and Matteo catch up on what made them depressed over the holidays. Matteo cries on a plane, Emma buys a Jesus themed self-help book, and we work on our opening monologue for the Oscars. This is the last episode recorded in 2018, and in 2019 we're gonna be real gay still. ************************************************** Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ ************************************************** Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane h...
Bitter This Christmas
December 27, 2018 02:14 - 49 minutes - 91.4 MBMerry Christmas and happy holidays from #InsideTheCloset! We're celebrating by talking about Matteo's run in with Paris Hilton (that's hot), and Emma's battle with a hacker. Plus, we wrote a hit song (for real, if someone can make us a music video we'll love you forever) and adopt a theoretical gay cat named Couscous. ************************************************** Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ ************************************************** Follow Matteo - ...
Offensive Bananas
December 20, 2018 15:28 - 58 minutes - 80.5 MB#InsideTheCloset gets real close this week (we mean that literally) because we have a guest joining us campfire style around our good new mic! Andrew Markel joins Emma and Matteo this week to discuss coming out, coming up through comedy, and which fruit reigns supreme. We also talk through the whole Kevin Hart drama with the Oscars, check it out. ************************************************** Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ **************************************...
Single, Desperate and Full of Rage
December 13, 2018 15:47 - 45 minutes - 104 MB#InsideTheCloset has some exciting news! Matteo, now single, got double new dick, and is going celibate for a little bit. Emma did Colbert and challenges America’s understanding of gender. And now, we’ve got a fun new ingredient to our mix: blinding rage. ************************************************** Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ ************************************************** Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ *****************...
Surviving a Throuple
December 06, 2018 06:20 - 49 minutes - 67.9 MB#InsideTheCloset is getting a little real. We found Richard Simmons, but lost Madonna's Hubris. We've also got some relationship news, a cold butt, and some general complaints. ************************************************** Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ ************************************************** Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ ************************************************** Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC...
We Can't Do Math
November 22, 2018 15:23 - 44 minutes - 51.5 MBWhat do you call 2 professional comedians, a Spaniard, and a black plantain? This week's episode of #InsideTheCloset! Emma and Matteo get into their joke writing process, attempt a basic math problem, and talk about cheating (in high school.) We've also got some announcement's and answers to a listener's question. Please remember to rate and subscribe. ********************************************************************* Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ **********...
Glitter in the Elevator
November 15, 2018 19:26 - 53 minutes - 122 MBIt's been a while, but #InsideTheCloset is recording in the same room again! Right off the bat, Matteo's dreams come true in an elevator. Emma looks incredible, and details her latest visit to the dermatologist. And if you're an obnoxious mom at Equinox, you've officially been warned. It'll all make sense when you listen to this week's hilarious episode. Please rate and subscribe! ******************************************************** Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ ...
Tops As Plumbers
November 08, 2018 08:00 - 45 minutes - 37.1 MBReunited, and it sounds so good! Thank you all for bearing with us while we figure out sound quality, but Emma and Matteo are back with some fancy new mics. Listen to the crystal clear quality of their discussions on politics, Pete Davidson, and poop. Plus, they get all caught up on Matteo's Eurotrip, and Emma's recent shows. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com...
Stomach Riot
October 25, 2018 07:00 - 20 minutes - 29.1 MBHow many podcasts have their hosts calling in from different cities, states AND countries? Well #InsideTheCloset is one of them. Emma' in Salem for a college show, and shares a memory from a Skype therapy session while Matteo explains his travels in Italy and how his homeland is physically destroying him. We'd also like to thank you, the Closeteers, for listening and being so supportive! Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matte...
Closet Is Burning
October 18, 2018 07:00 - 43 minutes - 34.8 MB#InsideTheCloset has had one hell of a week. Emma can't stop throwing up in Ubers, Matteo had article written about him that got his message wrong, and everyone's a little bummed out. That said, we have some BIG news coming up, we weigh the pros and cons of Cheesecake Factory, and have some travel coming up! Get excited, and come see us! Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ See Us Live! - https://www.bandsint...
Stick to the Train
October 11, 2018 07:00 - 50 minutes - 40.6 MB#InsideTheCloset is on the hunt this week! For ghosts, professional gays, and a non-Russian to administer botox (seriously, shoot us a DM if you know anyone.) Emma and Matteo haven't seen each other in forever, and definitely need to catch up. Matteo talks Vegas, Emma talks Maine politics, and we discuss the legality of scooting around. Please remember to rate and subscribe! Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.c...
Lohanging On By a Thread
October 04, 2018 07:00 - 49 minutes - 40.3 MBHey Closeteers, #InsideTheCloset wants to apologize for the sound quality, but we're getting that solved asap! Other than that, Matteo humiliated a girl like she's never been humiliated before by... politely asking her to be quiet. Emma gushes over The Cheesecake Factory, Shameless, and Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. We then what Lindsay Lohan is getting up to on the streets of Paris. Hint: Racial profiling. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane http...
Torontreal
September 27, 2018 07:00 - 49 minutes - 39.6 MBWe're back! #InsideTheCloset had to take a little break because Emma and Matteo have some big things in the works that made scheduling a little tough. We talk sexy strippers, upcoming Snapchat shows, and plan a few shows in real time! Will we see you there? Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ See Us live! - Portland Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWarrior Become a Patron - https://www.patr...
Fat Shaming the Teapot
September 13, 2018 07:00 - 1 hour - 49.5 MB#InsideTheCloset is serving up some hot takes this week. Emma and Matteo share their thoughts on Cardi B V Nicki Minaj, Serena Williams V the US Open, and an article about their Netflix specials. We find out Emma's parents were manipulating her with breakfast sugar, and that Billie Jean King has a thing for mustachioed Italian homosexuals (ie Matteo). Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Princess...
Do the Leelo
September 06, 2018 07:00 - 57 minutes - 46.2 MB#InsideTheCloset is celebrating the wonderful feedback about the Netflix specials from our Closeteers. We love you guys. Speaking of love, Emma has some big news! We catch up on whatever is happening with Lindsay Lohan, Matteo reminisces about the most Italian lunch in Manhattan, and we get political. Also, would Matteo do a great job painting a drag queen? Let us know! Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ ...
Happy Anniversary!
August 30, 2018 07:00 - 49 minutes - 40.1 MBToday on a very special episode of #InsideTheCloset we're celebrating our 1 year anniversary. We look back on all the moments that made our first year so incredible. Then, all the reasons we fucking hate LA. We want to hear from you, the listeners, what were some of your favorite moments from the past year? Also, what should we call you? Closeteers? Insiders? A third option Emma nor Matteo thought of? Let us know! Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @...
MILF Pressure
August 23, 2018 07:00 - 45 minutes - 37 MBThis week #InsideTheCloset is a little all over the place, literally. Emma's coming to us jacked up on coffee and adderall in LA, while Matteo's busy taking photos of his boyfriend at a rooftop pool in Spain. We talk fit moms, Netflix, Madonna and Pete Davidson. Emma and Matteo talk about their favorite hobby: sitting, and Kike tells us what dating a comedian is like. (Hint: it's fun.) Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolane...
The Omarosa Option w/ Patti
August 16, 2018 07:00 - 45 minutes - 36.5 MBPatti’s back on #InsideTheCloset and that little Libra is letting us have it. We talk about Emma’s Twizzler show, and Matteo’s ready to talk LGBT+ representation in media. We even get a little political, and contemplate the infinite longevity of Cher. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Patti - @Legalminor Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWarrior Become a Patron - https://www.patr...
The Bitch In Part 2 Featuring Aunt Cindy, Cousin Megan, and Cousin Kelly
August 09, 2018 07:00 - 47 minutes - 66.1 MBThis week’s #InsideTheCloset has more everything! More Aunt Cindy, more Cousin Megan, more Cousin Kelly, more Emma and Matteo answering your questions. There’s even a special phone in from Uncle Mike! Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Kelly - @k10neb Follow Megan - @mbrowley and @Megan Brownley Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWarrior Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/I...
The Bitch In Part 1 Featuring Aunt Cindy, Cousin Megan, and Cousin Kelly
August 02, 2018 07:00 - 45 minutes - 37 MB#InsideTheCloset is happy to announce our first ever two part event! You've heard about them before, but Matteo finally brought in his cousins Megan and Kelly, and the LEGENDARY Aunt Cindy! Emma gets a chance to compare notes on her WASPy upbringing to the Lane Family's Italian everything. Plus, stories about Matteo's childhood! Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Kelly - @k10neb Follow Megan ...
Masc For Merlin w/ Henry Koperski
July 26, 2018 07:00 - 44 minutes - 35.8 MBThe Canadian health care system fails #InsideTheCloset because Matteo is in Montreal and their so called "universal health care" is actually $300. That's okay though, because Matteo has music man Henry Koperski there with him for his Barbara Streisand shows! Emma brings us back into the debate about who works harder, tops or bottoms, and her run in with another "man one" lesbian. Then they tell embarrassing stories from their childhoods! Be sure to watch Emma and Matteo's Netflix specials out...
Brutal in the Face
July 19, 2018 07:00 - 48 minutes - 38.8 MBIt feels like the world is on fire, but at least there's #InsideTheCloset right? Matteo is a little worn out by weird French-Canadian press, and the venue Emma performed at over the weekend wasn't great. It's not all bad though, Emma's dating life is on the up and up, Matteo would definitely look great in a mystery woman's sunglasses, and we talk about Howie Mandel. We figured out our email password, so we answer questions about making someone's birthday special, and how to handle a partner w...
Lesbian Hunger Games
July 12, 2018 07:00 - 52 minutes - 42.5 MB#InsideTheCloset is brought to you this week by Canada. Matteo's in Montreal after visiting Bob the Drag Queen, and he calls in to tell us about missing Kike, using Pokemon to fill the void left by sex, and making over his instagram. Emma's got her sexual mojo back, and has a plan ready to trick Lindsay Lohan into loving her that involves a group vacation to Mykonos. We also find out it takes more than 3 gays to remember an email password, so Emma and Matteo are answering each other's questio...
Finishing Kathy Griffin
July 05, 2018 07:00 - 49 minutes - 39.8 MBHappy 4th if July! New York is melting. With our producer out of town, we’re meeting at Matteo’s apartment to record. Please excuse any ambient noise. Emma is still dead set on trying out for the amazing race, and Matteo’s new favorite show is Ghost Adventures. Plus, more on Kathy Griffin. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWarrior Become a Patron - https:...
Lesbian Reawakening
June 28, 2018 07:00 - 53 minutes - 43.5 MBAfter a bunch of guests, Emma and Matteo are taking this episode of #InsideTheCloset to catch up. Matteo sang in a castle in Spain for a wedding, Emma's continuing her adventures in dating, and Kike had to leave America for the time being. Emma wants to go on The Amazing Race with Matteo, and Matteo wants to get the Long Island Medium on the show. Will either happen? No, probably not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sex Is About Leaking w/ Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson
June 21, 2018 07:00 - 59 minutes - 48.1 MB#InsideTheCloset is joined by podcasting legends Krystyna Hutchinson and Corinne Fisher of Guys We Fucked! Corinne's a little hungover and bruised, Krystyna's got a new fuck buddy, and we don't know what's going on with Lindsay Lohan. We field questions about bottoming and explain sex as "lots of leaking." Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Corinne - @Philanthrophygal Follow Krystyna - @Kr...
Skeletor Off w/ Evan Williams
June 14, 2018 07:00 - 48 minutes - 39.5 MB#InsideTheCloset makes another historic first! This week we're joined by heterosexual comedian Evan Williams. Evan and Matteo take turns impersonating each other and Skeletor, while Evan and Emma realize they look alike. We get into addiction and answer questions about dealing with depression. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Evan Williams - @itsevanwilliams Evanwilliamscomedy.com Follow...
Good Good Comedy Live!
June 07, 2018 07:00 - 1 hour - 59.9 MBPhiladelphia, we came, we saw, we really hated that smoothie place Fuel! #InsideTheCloset recorded at the Good Good Comedy Club, and we had a blast! Matteo is sweating cheesesteak, Emma's into lions sexually, and we answered questions from the audience about everything from coming out to how we prepare for the podcast. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWar...
Vaginal Recoil w/ Patti and Mike Taveira
May 31, 2018 07:00 - 48 minutes - 39 MBThis week #InsideTheCloset welcomes special guests Patti and Mike Taveira! With this many gays things were bound to get wild. We get into an argument as old as time: who works harder, tops or bottoms. Patti and Matteo are #BottomBrothers while Emma and Mike defend #TeamTop. We discuss biphobia, gay attractions in Chicago, and figuring out sexuality in high school. Let us know if you're #TeamTop or a #BottomBrother on Twitter! Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann Follow Matteo - @Matteo Lane Foll...
Yoga Butt Blasters
May 24, 2018 07:00 - 43 minutes - 40.5 MB#InsideTheCloset finally sees Emma and Matteo reunited! Matteo talks his beef with the Catholic church, does his longest Liza impersonation to date, and gets limes thrown at him. Emma gets into hot yoga, and tries to figure out the right balance between private and personal life. We also try to figure out what's fun, and answer your questions about being competitive with gays and exclusivity. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https:...
Hunk-a Hunk-a Luncheon
May 17, 2018 07:00 - 56 minutes - 45.6 MBWe have a first this week at #InsideTheCloset. Emma and Matteo are BOTH calling in this week. Emma is still in Cancun, and Matteo is spending some time with Kike. Him and hunk-a hunk-a are still going strong, but Matteo talks the logistics of going from long distance to living together. Emma and the Canadian are officially done. They both talk celebrity encounters, and answer your question. Plus, Kike speaks! Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @Matte...
The Oxytocin Effect w/ Zara Barrie
May 10, 2018 07:00 - 48 minutes - 39 MBThis week on #InsideTheCloset we're joined by Go Magazine Editor Zara Barrie! Emma literally takes notes on how to be a lesbian, and Matteo's showing his boyfriend around New York. We discuss the energy people put into finding problems, bowls of cigarettes, and whether or not you can keep a public persona from someone you're dating. PS: Emma wasn't talking about meth. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/...
F**k Maggie Haberman
May 03, 2018 07:00 - 59 minutes - 47.9 MBEmma's calling into #InsideTheCloset from beautiful Cancun. While she deals with older gays and birds, Matteo talks about Michelle Wolf's White House Correspondent's Dinner. We take questions about moving in together too soon, and how we feel about masculinity. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gma...
The Lesbians of Rochester
April 26, 2018 07:00 - 52 minutes - 42.2 MBEmma and Matteo finally have a chance to catch up on this episode of #InsideTheCloset. Emma and Canada are donezo, but she had a great time at the GLAAD awards. Matteo is looking for free flights to Spain, and his boyfriend will be here in two weeks! We explain that you shouldn't grope people, and special shout out to our fan Luke! Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow us on Facebook at Inside The...
Scissor Sisters w/ Gale
April 19, 2018 07:00 - 53 minutes - 43.3 MBYou've heard the stories, and now Gale is finally on #InsideTheCloset! Gale tells us about retreating into the woods to become fully lesbian, Matteo talks about Mariah's big announcement, and Emma gets into scissoring (again). Plus, everyone calls their crush LIVE! See us live at the Vegas Comedy Cellar Tickets for Matteo (4/26 - 4/29) - http://www.comedycellar.com/line-up/las-vegas/?_date=%0D%0A%09%09%09%09%09%09%091524700800 Tickets for Emma (4/20 - 4/22) - https://wicf.com/view...
NYC Podfest Live
April 12, 2018 07:00 - 1 hour - 56.5 MB#InsideTheCloset wants to give a big shout out to @NYCPodFest for hosting our third live show! We had an audience full of fans who came out on a Sunday night to show their support. Matteo talks more about his boo, and his romantic surprise trip to Spain involving lots of sex and a little molly. Emma struggles with a Reuben sandwich, and romantic entanglements. We answer live questions, wonder if Channing Tatum likes dick, and a very brave audience member tries to court Emma at the show. S...
Fleet of Pies w/ Monet X Change and Patti
April 05, 2018 07:00 - 59 minutes - 47.8 MB#InsideTheCloset is giving you all the bang for your buck with a two for one special guest appearance by Monet X Change and Patti! We are getting into everything this week talking drag race, 7th grade blowjobs, and a utilitarian approach to the Starbucks app. You've got to hear this one to believe it girl. See us live at NYC Podfest April 8 https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pe.c/10246331 Or the Vegas Comedy Cellar http://www.comedycellar.com/line-up/las-vegas/?_date=%0D%0A%09%09%09%09%09...
Jersey Fingerbang
March 29, 2018 07:00 - 50 minutes - 40.8 MB#InsideTheCloset is coming at you simultaneously from our New York studio, and Matteo's boyfriend's bed. Matteo explains his nightmare of a travel day, and introduces us to his boo. Emma shares her girl problems, and Matteo busts out some impressive wisdom. We answer questions about coming out to family and threesomes. Special shout out to Bob the Drag Queen for trying to keep Emma safe from apples. See us live at NYC Podfest April 8 https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pe.c/10246331 Or the...