Hannibal Lecter Facials, Inflatable Santa Shooting, & A Combustable Commode

What people are now doing to their faces is shocking--literally. A drive-by shooting targets Santa. And a smoking "smart" toilet explodes...but not because of a bad burrito from the man sitting on it. After listening to all this stupidity, you'll feel pretty smart...

Wawa Customer Knocks Man Out Because He Refused to Pay For Her Wine;
Serial shrubbery thief busted with $8K in stolen greenery;
Strange sea worms have butts that grow a brain before wriggling off to mate;
The Dish Women Make to Cast a 'Spell' When They Hope to Marry;
Police Search for Thief Who Stole Van Loaded With 10K Krispy Kreme Donuts;
Chipotle Put Out a Napkin Holder for Cars For all the Napkins You Steal;
Get Breakfast Cereal That Tastes Like a Full English Breakfast;
UPDATE: Mystery Mexican Aliens Are 'Definitely Not Human' & Have 30% DNA of 'Unknown Species;
FL Newspaper Will Print Your Grievances for Festivus;
Michigan Family Celebrated Thanksgiving with...a Mass Drug Overdose;
A Politician Lost by One Vote Because He Didn't Vote for Himself;
Woman Hurls Clothes Over 6th-Floor NYC Balcony After Boyfriend Caught Cheating;
Booby-Trapped Marijuana Operation Found Inside TN Church;
FL Man Named “Michael Jackson” Accused of Exposing Himself & Mocking Gym Goers;
NY Woman Steals $800 Worth of Barbie Toys & Leads Cops on High-Speed Chase;
FL Man Arrested for Quitting Job in the Middle of Transporting Prison Inmates;
Deer Eat All the Christmas Trees at Family Farm;
People Want 'Pink Christmas Trees'...Thanks To 'Barbie'.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – Some “Karen” Mom Chewed Me Out For Sending My Son To School Sick" & “Help! – My Boyfriend Doesn’t Want Me To Be A Beer Tub Girl"

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