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If Anyone's Listening

170 episodes - English - Latest episode: 8 months ago - ★★★★★ - 47 ratings

An irreverent podcast that discusses anything & everything with an assortment of comedians, artists, characters, and colorful language in a loose format. A weekly show of un-requested opinions, baseless claims, stories, and interruptions for anyone listening. Sponsored by: www.EMPUREUSA.com

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Episodes

Hunter No-Moore ft Bumpcontrol

February 09, 2020 19:00 - 1 hour - 45.9 MB

This episode I call into my good friend and colleague "Bumpcontrol" to discuss the internet, Hunter Moore, Twitter, and a series of tangents in usual If Anyone's Listening fashion.  Be sure to go subscribe and leave that mean 5 star review to win a gift card.  Please do that so I can stop asking or else.

The Mayochurian Candidate

February 02, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 42.3 MB

Fresh off working 2 jobs and being awake for 20 hours I thought what better time to do a podcast.  I call up Austin and I introduce a new conspiracy theory and discuss celibacy among other things in traditional IAL style.  If you haven't left a 5 STAR REVIEW please do so you can be entered to win an Amazon Giftcard. 

The Cook Up ft Dany Redwine

January 27, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 46.3 MB

To kick-off 2020 I got a guest guys... Wildly funny comedian Dany Redwine sits down to talk comedy, life, how to beat constipation, with even a short dive into race relations! Exciting stuff going on here folks. Can't thank Dany enough for entering the canon of If Anyone's Listening.  So check her out at a city near you! Find Dany here & #GetDanyRedwineTo5k  IG: dany_redwine 

NYExtravaganza

December 31, 2019 19:00 - 1 hour - 44.3 MB

Well folks, its the final episode of 2019 and I thought I'd figuratively and spiritually end this dogshit year with a podcast about why.  Hopefully you can laugh at my trauma because damnit, I sure am! Please send some positive thoughts to Geraldo Verde since he's shipping off to Vietnam in 20 days.  Thanks for listening and shout out to my listeners in Taiwan! 

VIN DIESEL WINTER VORTEX 2K18

December 09, 2019 22:00 - 1 hour - 48.6 MB

As a special treat and my lack of guests, I thought it'd be fun to upload one of the first podcasts I ever did last year before pulling the trigger.  This was recorded during one of the coldest winter vortex's on record last winter.  This one features 2 high school friends and we cover a variety of topics from Vin Diesel, groot, and my days as a teenaged cart pusher.

PROJECT P ft. KAIT CARMS

December 02, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 42.2 MB

@KaitCarms is back and we fill you in on one of Michigan's most notorious parties in a post Project X world.  Be sure to give us a 5 STAR rating on iTunes and even send me an email at [email protected] to let me know you are listening.  I can't promise I will not sell all these emails in the future to improve the efficiency in organ harvesting. Thanks for listening  P.S. not sure why there is 4 mins of empty audio at end -_- Project P Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RX...

PODCAST FRENZY ft Slygnar

November 25, 2019 18:00 - 55 minutes - 38.4 MB

Wow folks, it's been 10 episodes already.  Who knew we would make it this far? Everyone said it was impossible but we made it, me and you.  Anyways I call up online figure @Slygnar to celebrate the 10th episode. Thanks folks.

Calling It In

November 17, 2019 23:00 - 1 hour - 41.6 MB

People kept saying we needed "new guests" so I called in my good friend and gamer-in-arms Austin to fulfill my social interaction of the week.  We per usual cover a wide range of irreverent topics from Skyrim to our preferred theater of combat. Fact Check: Of the 219 who died in Operation Desert Storm (212 men and 7 women) 154 were killed in battle and 65 died from non-battle causes. Thirty-five of the battle deaths were a result of friendly fire."

Calling It In

November 17, 2019 23:00 - 1 hour - 41.6 MB

People kept saying we needed "new guests" so I called in my good friend and gamer-in-arms Austin to fulfill my social interaction of the week.  We per usual cover a wide range of irreverent topics from Skyrim to our preferred theater of combat. Fact Check: Of the 219 who died in Operation Desert Storm (212 men and 7 women) 154 were killed in battle and 65 died from non-battle causes. Thirty-five of the battle deaths were a result of friendly fire."

Birthday Boycast

November 12, 2019 07:00 - 1 hour - 41.7 MB

A memorable podcast for a forgettable birthday featuring frequent guest Geraldo Verde.  This episode cuts deep and covers everything from smoking chimps, mayo-ass cooking, and mustaches to Tinder's 37 genders.  Plus we announce our #viralmarketing strategy.  If you like podcasts, doesn't even have to be this one- and gift cards boy are you in luck! If you leave a sarcastic and or flat out mean mean 5 STAR review- you are enrolled to win a $10 AMAZON GIFTCARD. WOW! Based upon our current lis...

KZOO KINGS ft. DELAZOO

November 04, 2019 20:00 - 1 hour - 59.1 MB

A couple months ago, I sat down with friend / recording artist / rapper / producer @DELAZOO and we chopped it up on a variety of subjects.  We discuss the early days of YouTube rap, record labels, Twitter, and a bunch of other wildly interesting topics that will leave you so antsy you drive into the car ahead of you on your way to work. Nice. Check out DELAZOO's music on Spotify / iTunes / etc https://www.youtube.com/user/kalamazooboom/videos

If Anyone's Alive...

November 01, 2019 00:00 - 1 hour - 41.3 MB

Geraldo Verde makes a return and we stumble through a variety of topics.  We discuss a blast from the past, IG, my matchmaking abilities, and plan a job for the end of the world, also I bravely doxx my gamertag.   Twitter: @ANY_1_LISTENIN IG: @IfAnyonesListening 

INSTA-INMATES

October 23, 2019 20:00 - 1 hour - 42.4 MB

Another late night episode with comedian @KaitCarms as we discuss dating shows, wedding archetypes, and my traumatic days as a delivery driver.  If you're reading this check out the IG at @IFANYONESLISTENING to see very little content.

INSTA-INMATES feat Kait Carms

October 23, 2019 20:00 - 1 hour - 42.4 MB

Another late night episode with comedian @KaitCarms as we discuss dating shows, wedding archetypes, and my traumatic days as a delivery driver.  If you're reading this check out the IG at @IFANYONESLISTENING to see very little content.

Polyamorous Logan Street Files ft. Kait Carms

October 15, 2019 01:00 - 58 minutes - 40.2 MB

Comedian and friend of the show Kait Carms (@KaitCarmody) sits down to talk about polyamory, witnessing a drive by, and honestly I don't really remember what else was in the episode so you will have to find out for yourself.  Do people read these anyway?

Polyamorous Logan Street Files feat. Kait Carms

October 15, 2019 01:00 - 58 minutes - 40.2 MB

Comedian and friend of the show Kait Carms (@KaitCarmody) sits down to talk about polyamory, witnessing a drive by, and honestly I don't really remember what else was in the episode so you will have to find out for yourself.  Do people read these anyway?

EMERGECY POD: JOKER EDITION

October 07, 2019 03:00 - 56 minutes - 39.1 MB

Well folks, I was going to release a pre-recorded episode with a new guest from the vaults but with all the Joker controversy I figured we'd strike when the iron was hot. #ViralMarketing ! Warning there is spoilers and I'd like to formally thank our new FBI listener!   

EMERGENCY POD: JOKER EDITION

October 07, 2019 03:00 - 56 minutes - 39.1 MB

Well folks, I was going to release a pre-recorded episode with a new guest from the vaults but with all the Joker controversy I figured we'd strike when the iron was hot. #ViralMarketing ! Warning there is spoilers and I'd like to formally thank our new FBI listener!   

Forged in a Basement ft Geraldo Verde

October 01, 2019 01:00 - 1 hour - 41.3 MB

I sit down with known Halo 3 team killer and internet ghost Geraldo Verde to crack a few cold ones and reminisce of simpler times.  What more do you want? 

The Story Begins

September 16, 2019 21:00 - 1 hour - 46.1 MB

Our podcast journey begins featuring Kait Carms.  Enjoy

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