If Anyone's Listening
170 episodes - English - Latest episode: 8 months ago - ★★★★★ - 47 ratingsAn irreverent podcast that discusses anything & everything with an assortment of comedians, artists, characters, and colorful language in a loose format. A weekly show of un-requested opinions, baseless claims, stories, and interruptions for anyone listening. Sponsored by: www.EMPUREUSA.com
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Episodes
WE ARE SO BACK [MEGASODE]
August 29, 2023 00:00 - 2 hours - 103 MBWe cover so much ground.. so many opinions.. so much nuance but you already knew that. Just remember... "Distance only makes the heart grow fonder" so you this podcast will fondle you for sure. A megasode is better than none. I woulda also like to fully disclose that I do not really member anything recorded from this podcast so nothing I said can or will be held against me. Follow the fellas on the gram: @fromthejvmp @bumpcontrol @dumpsterfiretcg. (special guest) WEBSITE IS LIVE: www.E...
Gay Life Hacks ft. Ben Bradshaw
June 29, 2023 02:00 - 1 hour - 61.8 MBBen Bradshaw is in the building folks! Specifically my house! Aye o! I REFUSE to elaborate on what is discussed in the episode summary. This is a podcast, an audio format. If I wanted to write I wouldn't have a podcast! If you live in MI go to his shows and tell him Empure sent you. GANG GANG IG: @thebradbenshaw
McDonald's Money ft Okir & DROCKTHEFELON
June 29, 2023 01:00 - 1 hour - 55.2 MBOkie & DROCKTHEFELON of Mosh Pitt Gang stop by and visit for another nuanced episode of If Anyone's listening. GO STREAM OKIR - "ALMOST THERE" IT GETS THE EMPURE "E" SEAL OF APPROVAL. I apologize for my audio being messed up... luckily the guests is fine. I will strive to do better. Okie IG: uglierinperson DROCK: @drockthefelon
Bachelor Party Boyz
June 29, 2023 01:00 - 58 minutes - 40.1 MBHours before Bumpcontrol's Bachelor Party we did a podcast. That's the pitch.
Talking Shop ft Bamfomania
May 29, 2023 21:00 - 1 hour - 51.5 MBThe fellas from Bamfomania come to talk some shop.
A New Alliance ft City Taxes
April 28, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 51.9 MBArtist, photographer and east side native "City Taxes" joins the IAL universe. IG: @CityTaxes
Above the Law of Podcasting
April 28, 2023 13:00 - 1 hour - 65.5 MBBJO brings his portable VHS player and we watch Above the Law while podcasting. What more do you people want.. other than back to regularly scheduled programming?
Nino De Detroit
April 28, 2023 13:00 - 1 hour - 46.1 MBNino makes he return to IAL for a weekend in Detroit. NSFW.
Let's Explore Love ft. Let's Explore This
February 28, 2023 02:00 - 1 hour - 71.7 MBI will teach you how to love again featuring the fellas from “Let's Explore This”
Learning to Podcast Again
February 16, 2023 01:00 - 1 hour - 48.1 MBHello folks, not sure that anyone even reads this but if you are thank you- truly. I was ready to quit podcasting and thought the jig was up but I realized the game needs me... Lol jk I need the game. I could never abandon the IALoyaists out in these trenches fiending for content in an impure world. I have a decent backlog I've been building up. I plan to stick to the original formula with some additions I always wanted but were not possible when living back home. Expect at least one a...
Birthday Boycast 4.2
December 05, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 50 MBHello Folks WE ARE BACK FROM THE DEAD. It shouldn't have been this long but my fucking GarageBand will not let me export any files without them glitching... Shout out BubbbaWhyy from Bamfomania for editing these podcasts for me while trying to not break my My MacBook... On top of that, my $800 is also not connecting to the damn computer but that's a discussion for another day. There was a part 1 of the Birthday Bobcats. Volume 4 that will may not be uploaded until my computer is fixed. Wi...
Almost All Moved In
December 05, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 50.2 MBYou are now tuned into the most nuanced podcast in the world... specifically Detroit Michigan as well. Once I fix my god damn computer we are back on regularly scheduled programming. "I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE & IT'S EMPURE!"
Psyop of Tok Tok
May 29, 2022 01:00 - 2 hours - 93.3 MBWe cover the controversial Libs of TikTok with nothing but nuance. A bit late to the party but only the cool kids show up at midnight anyway.
HIP HOP CORNER
April 28, 2022 02:00 - 2 hours - 85.4 MBWe are know the premier hip hop podcast of Michigan. IAL IS THE GOAT NO CAP. We cover so much wild rap news. Complex has nothing on IAL. Who doesn't want to TAP IN with 2 MAYO CRAZY ASS WHITE BOYS to cover RAP and THE CULTURE. Benzino is about to be a major player in the IAL canon...
Dads Against Predators (Podcasters) ft. Bubbawhyy
April 28, 2022 02:00 - 1 hour - 71.8 MBAlex of Bamfomania joins the pod to discuss a YouTube rabbit hole he sent me down on vigilant YouTube pedo hunters. It's gone from a channel to a genre and well... you just have to see it for yourself. We talk about others things as well. TouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrC04xmDd8npfNCCdyc7XAg Check out Dome with Bamfomania on all streaming platforms but only if you've listened to every single IAL episode.
WORLD'S DEADLIEST PODCAST
April 21, 2022 16:00 - 1 hour - 58.6 MBWe take a deep dive into the history of fake martial arts inspired by the D.U.S.T guy you've seen on TikTok. This one was a blast. Sorry for hiatus we will return to weekly uploads. WARNING: THE EMPURE MIND POISON TECHNIQUE CAN GET YOU KILLED!
Cruise Cast
April 02, 2022 02:00 - 2 hours - 83.7 MBFresh off a week cruise, Bumpcontrol tells us of his experience and we have some world crushing nuance on the cruise industry. What else did you expect?
"Tales From The Pod" ft. Brendan Luso
April 02, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 65 MBBrendan Luso of "Tales From The Pod" joins the If Anyone's Listening to tell us his story. He dives into "The Big Dog Ideology" and his life travels thus far. It was a pleasure. Patreon https://www.patreon.com/talesfromthemall Apocalypse Confidential https://apocalypse-confidential.com
First Day Out
February 26, 2022 21:00 - 1 hour - 70.2 MBLadies & Gentleman... we got him.... OUTTA HIS PARENTS HOUSE! In celebration of my new apartment bumpcontrol and I did my first day out podcast. I talk about the moving experience and end up going hard in the paint for like 2 hours. We talk moving, dating apps, the insane things women post in their profiles, working from home, and much more. Also this is now a DATING PODCAST. We will provide you a path to getting ladies on the hellish experience of dating apps.
A Nuanced Perspective on The Tale of West Elm Caleb
February 15, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 60 MBIn late January of 2022 one 6'4 man in NYC had the audacity to go on multiple dates with mildly attractive mid 20's white women who spend too much time on Tik Tok and didn't call them back. This would prove to be worst mistake of his life. If Anyone's Listening tackles the social media saga with the unbridled nuance you have come to love or are being introduced to. Thanks for listening.. Buy a shirt and help us keep the lights on. www.EmpureUSA.com
REAL 🅿️ 🅿️odcast
February 15, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 44.7 MBYou are now tuned into the most P Cast on the market. You are P, I am P, we are all P but not everyones created Pequally. We will be back to regular weekly uploads, the next episodes are some of the best and I've said that before but repeating stories isn't something we do here at IAL.. am I right folks? No outdo music one this one, because none of the downloads are working which not P. Thanks for listening and shout out to Lebanon.
REAL 🅿️ 🅿️podcast
February 15, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 44.7 MBYou are now tuned into the most P Cast on the market. You are P, I am P, we are all P but not everyones created Pequally. We will be back to regular weekly uploads, the next episodes are some of the best and I've said that before but repeating stories isn't something we do here at IAL.. am I right folks? No outdo music one this one, because none of the downloads are working which not P. Thanks for listening and shout out to Lebanon.
REAL 🅿️ 🅿️odcast
February 15, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 44.7 MBYou are now tuned into the most P Cast on the market. You are P, I am P, we are all P but not everyones created Pequally. We will be back to regular weekly uploads, the next episodes are some of the best and I've said that before but repeating stories isn't something we do here at IAL.. am I right folks? No outdo music one this one, because none of the downloads are working which not P. Thanks for listening and shout out to Lebanon.
Back with a Vengeance
January 16, 2022 21:00 - 1 hour - 49.8 MBWe were on one for this one. Cant thank everyone enough for continuing to listen. Good things are coming.
Back with a Vengeance
January 16, 2022 21:00 - 1 hour - 49.8 MBWe were on one for this one. Cant thank everyone enough for continuing to listen. Good things are coming.
Day of Reckoning
January 16, 2022 21:00 - 1 hour - 46.6 MBThis is the final episode of the mega dump and definitely a step in the direction I want to take this podcast. I haven't drank booze in like 9 weeks now and think that has made a night and day difference in this podcast. There's a lot of what I have come to terms with being "cringe episodes" with things I don't necessarily agree with but am gonna leave them up. I wasn't taking the pod seriously and was just going through the motions and feel very good about these episodes. I hope you enjo...
A Wholesome Christmas Episode
January 16, 2022 19:00 - 1 hour - 47.6 MBBumpcontrol and I exchange gifts and discuss Christmas sorry for the month gap folks. Will be explained in next episodes. IT WILL ALL MAKE SENSE SOON! I know its very late and likely will not vibe well since well Christmas was a month ago.
0% Interest Podcasting ft. Sultan Satire
January 16, 2022 19:00 - 1 hour - 52.1 MBHandsome Dave aka "SULTAN SATIRE" of BAMFOMANIA joins me for podcast to test out the new equipment. We talk weight, fitness podcasting, and introduce the IAL Discord Server. We sounding hella crisp on this new set up. Check out Bamfomania on all streaming services. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dome-with-bamfomania/id1383364969 Listen to Dave's music on "SULTAN SATIRE" the boy has bars. https://open.spotify.com/artist/4fvxByDc6w4Q49dcl9AKYS?autoplay=true
NEW GUEST ALERT! ft. IAN THE GOAT
December 13, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 50.9 MBFound a better episode we had recorded from November that got lost in the vault. Noted cheater and gamer in arms IAN THE GOAT makes his grand debut on If Anyone's Listening and informs me of the STDs I recently contracted. He enlightens us on what jail in Kentucky is like and joins the IAL canon. I also talked about World War II way too much. What an action packed episode. Maybe one day you can play XBOX Live with us.
Riveting Content
December 06, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 47.4 MBBumpcontrol and I talk fetishes, building Gundams, the infinite wisdom of Kevin Gates, New Year anxiety, the journey of success, and I ramble about the insanity of the Epstein case. Buy a shirt: www.EmpureUSA.com Leave a 5 star review on the pod!
Birthday Boycast Vol. 3
November 30, 2021 01:00 - 58 minutes - 40 MBWell I was honestly pretty optimistic on this birthday. Sorry for being a POS and not sticking to the upload schedule. I am plotting on how to improve the show and bring back some inspired episode. I have been doing this for over 2 years now and feel like I'm doing a shit job. Thanks for sticking with me everyone or anyone listening. One day you will be proud (pick your own term lol) to say you listened to this stupid podcast before it was big. Thanks for listening guys.
Lou Garyvee Disease ft BAMFOMANIA
November 16, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 65.1 MBRecorded this one in October with the fellas from BAMFOMANIA, our west coast brothers in pod. They have successfully shamed me into buying better equipment for the podcast. You won't wanna miss this episode folks. Topics include +Gary Vee +witty banter +Chimp Tearing Woman's Face Off +comradery
Shirtless, Paranoid, and Podcasting
November 09, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 56.7 MBEPISODE 117 SHOUT OUT MASTER CHIEF! I think this may be the final episode from my trip to Kentucky to visit bumpcontrol. We talk Kentucky shit, NFTs, Smash Bros, paranoid driving, an assortment of spicy topics and enjoy each other's company. This is a real ass fella podcast. Follow us on IG @ifanyoneslistening @bumpcontrol BUY SHIRTS www.EmpureUSA.com
Kentuckysode 2
November 02, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 44.9 MBBack in Kentucky for this episode and I'm cruising subreddits again. This time we park in r/femaledatingstrategy to see what the ladies are up to among other things.
EMERGENCY BROADCAST BY "THE NEWS FELLAS"
October 26, 2021 01:00 - 1 hour - 60.8 MBso much in the news... Brian Laundry is dead. Alec Baldwin killed someone and Dave Chapelle has stirred the T-Hive and those stupid god damn island boys. Hopefully you enjoy this cus its specially spicy but not wrong. Let us know what you think. We really got to the bottom of why people are mad at Dave Chapelle.
I Drove to Kentucky to Podcast
October 19, 2021 03:00 - 1 hour - 42.4 MBI drove 7 hours to visit Bumpcontrol in Kentucky to bro down, hodown, and get onnnnnnnnnnn. I will fill out the biography here with more details at work tomorrow. I have a lot to explain. Enjoy Buy some t-shirts wwww.EmpureUSA.com
Better Late Than Never
October 11, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 42.9 MBsorry folks been mad busy in a good way. I will explain in future episodes and we will be back to consistent uploads next week. Also.. just listen WHAT IF... WHAT IF Brian Laundry or whatever actually didn't kill Gabi and was framed???? Just think about it even tho he definitely did that shit lol. Also FUCK MARK ZUCKERBERG. ITS ON SIGHT! Buy some shirts: www.EmpureUSA.com
Brownest Episode So Far
September 27, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 51 MBHighschool friends Vidday & Hira join us for an action packed episode of spicy takes. Hira is the first female guest we have had in year, oops lol. We learn about stuff brown people do, expand our cultural knowledge, and get into some hot takes. Enjoy Also Vidhay wants you to stop eating seed oil and take this psychological questionnaire for his research. Click here: routineblog.wordpress.com Follow Hira on Twitter: https://twitter.com/realHiraKayani Venmo: @therealhira Go spend y...
Weird Dreams Among Other Things
September 21, 2021 03:00 - 1 hour - 41.7 MBBumpcontrol and I talk about dreams. Thats the selling point. I dream every night. I think I am an indigo child. What do they mean? Who knows. Sure are fun to chat about.
Filet Minion Esq.
September 10, 2021 01:00 - 1 hour - 52.1 MBRecorded on 8-14-21 Sorry for such a delay folks. Things won't stop happening. Anyway, the story of the Filet Minion meme submitted to court by Remington Firearms was made just for our podcast. This is why we do it folks.I ate THC 420 YOLO Chex Mig again... Enjoy this style episode while it lasts folks, changes are coming. We are going to start "trying" folks. RARE FACT CHECK: IT WAS THE SANDY HOOK SHOOTING LAWSUIT The Story: https://www.thewrap.com/gunmaker-includes-thousands-of-r...
Award Winning Asexual Activism
August 31, 2021 00:00 - 58 minutes - 40.2 MBI have been reading woke tweets again guys.... I found out some crazy shit. We need to stand in solidarity with our asexual brothers and sisters. It's totally valid and very realistic to have meaningful relationships with other people and not expect or want any sex. Thanks folks go sexually de-colonize your mind, relationships, and world.
"The H Word Episode"
August 23, 2021 01:00 - 59 minutes - 40.9 MBAndy of the Driftwood Outlet stops by to chat with Austin and I on the gym, Afghanistan, and other nuanced shit. It has come to my attention that the "H Word" is no longer socially acceptable but my neighbor is a veteran so he would probably let me say it. Stay EMPURE FOLKS www.EmpureUSA.com
Too Funny to Kill ft. Ben Bradshaw
August 17, 2021 23:00 - 2 hours - 86.3 MBComedian, illustrator, friend of the show, and now cancer survivor Ben Bradshaw joins us this week on pod, even though I drove to him while in Northern Michigan. He tells us of his harrowing experience, the power of comedy, and his story on this weeks episode. I also frighten Ben when I start talking about Alex Jones. It's a great episode. Follow Ben on IG here. He did promos for IAL https://www.instagram.com/thebradbenshaw/?hl=en Look out for CANCER CULTURE (podcast) BUY SOME T-SHI...
Chris Chan Did What?! ft. Bubbawhyy
August 10, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 61.7 MBWe have an action packed episode until @Bubbawhyy (Alex) of Bamfomania came on to educate Bump and Austin about Chris Chan. We had a lot of fun. Stop reading, Start Downloading. I don't feel like writing for this one even though it was better than usual. Buy Shirts: www.EmpureUSA.com Listen to Bamfomania: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dome-with-bamfomania/id1383364969
UNFORGIVABLE
August 02, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 52.7 MBWe review the best Youtube video of all time. Buy some stuff from www.EmpureUSA.com
HUNG-GARY V?
July 25, 2021 22:00 - 1 hour - 57.4 MBdrop out of college so you can spend more time listening to If Anyone's Listening buy some shirts www.EmpureUSA.com
A Working Class Podcast ft. Rare Candy
July 22, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 74.1 MBPsy-operators and podcast hosts Glenn & Crypto Psi of "Rare Candy" join us to have a very nuanced conversation on the discourse, wokeness in the working class, and other incredibly nuanced conversations. Check out Rare Candy here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rare-candy/id1504917580 Buy T SHIRTS www.EmpureUSA.com