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Ice and The Face

105 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 4 years ago - ★★★★★ - 42 ratings

A weekly Dystopian comedy podcast hosted by Rick and Sarah! We usually have guests, a few drinks, and some interesting conversation, to say the least. Our motto: "Hilarity over feelings." So grab yourself a 12-pack or a bottle of champagne and subscribe to this verbal hell on earth while we drive this bad boy drunk until the wheels fall off!

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Episodes

Ice and The Face Ep. 212 Feb 8, 2020

February 09, 2020 04:20 - 1 hour - 85.1 MB

THIS is Ice and The Face #212 on February 8th, 2020! Tonight, we semi-welcome back to the show, re-occurring guest, Stonz! Join us as we slog through another hour of existence, sputtering off about this and that, to bring you important opinions on such inflammatory topics as: Asparamancers, the meaning of life, sofa snakes, good jobs for meth addicts, downloading intelligence, burning a million dollars, silly storage unit happenstances, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for liste...

Ice and The Face Ep. 211 Jan 30, 2020

January 31, 2020 04:52 - 48 minutes - 66.4 MB

THIS is Ice and The Face #211 on January 30th 2020! Hooray! Join Rick and Sarah as they travel through the confusing jungle of human decision-making skills, just to bring you back commentary on such monumental topics as: Corona Virus VS Corona, viral tweet prices, broken garbage products, headline verbiage, stock footage-based commercials, intimate details of being a cat owner, mailmen who've had enough, the future of education, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! ...

Ice and The Face Ep. 210 Jan 27, 2020

January 28, 2020 05:16 - 51 minutes - 71.3 MB

This is Ice and The Face #210 on 1.27.2020! Tonight, Rick and Sarah really buckle down, putting the world on notice, and pointing our collective fingers in your face to give you the business on such important hot button topics as: Dirty rooster fighting, closed captioning on Porn Hub, Square-ended knives, spider concerns, sword fighting for child custody, dental fires, Yamaha escape cases, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!  Facebook.com/Iceandtheface TikTok.com...

Ice and The Face Ep. 209 Jan 14, 2020

January 15, 2020 06:05 - 1 hour - 91.1 MB

This is Ice and The Face #209 on January 14th, 2020... thanks for being here. Tonight, Rick and Sarah pull on their rubber knee-high boots and trudge through the muck of human existence, and with gas-mask straps pulled tight, we launch face first into such interesting topics as: Pre-soiled diapers, the meat-selling game, cheetle, flatulence & abuse, 18 century slang, vacuum misuse, unsafe sex advice, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! 

Ice and The Face Ep. 208 Jan 05, 2020

January 06, 2020 01:14 - 1 hour - 96.6 MB

Yikes! The world's barely spinning, yet Ice and The Face #208 - 1.5.20 is here to rub aloe on your brain meat! Tonight, join Rick and Sarah as we tuck and roll through some of the lesser known important items in the news these days. Together we slog through words on such immortal topics as: Sex-robot consent, public stuffed animal sex, uninvited toe sucking, rotted scrotum removal, eyeball punching, meth alligators, random hands in shark stomachs, random unclaimed severed heads, and a whole ...

Ice and The Face Ep. 207 Nov 29, 2019

November 29, 2019 23:42 - 55 minutes - 75.9 MB

WOAH?! Welcome to Ice and The Face #207 -11.29.19- The 2019 Thanksgiving Leftovers Special! Joining us for dinner tonight, philanthropist and mumbler, Stonz!: JOIN US whilst we banter back and forth about stuff like: Dry penis skin, frozen human waste, belly button meth, what the Papa John's guy looks like, barnyard indecent proposals, and a whole lot more!  IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace ...

Ice and The Face Ep. 206 Aug 25, 2019

August 27, 2019 00:37 - 1 hour - 84 MB

JEEZ! Hi there! This is Ice and The Face #206 on August 25th, 2019, and tonight, we will hold your head under water until the demons leave you! Join us, as we reflect intellectually and bite our thumbs intentionally just to bring you the deepest insights on such topics as: Planning for the best, reflecting on what condoms do, dark web castration sessions, a collection of testes, eating feces to get high, a testicle cooler window unit, giving birth very unexpectedly, and a whole lot more! Tha...

Ice and The Face Ep. 205 Apr 26, 2019

April 29, 2019 00:50 - 1 hour - 82.6 MB

YO HO! Welcome to Ice and The Face #205 - 4.26.19! Tonight, we welcome back to the show, Tony Horonomous Tedesco! Join us as we assemble a Voltron of brain power in order to harpoon and deliver commentary on such sweet and salty topics as: Long nipples, well-kept testes, back alley colonoscopies, people who pay for porn, fire-chief arsonists, falling asleep in places you've broken into, helpful parrots, arrogant talking ostriches, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! ...

Ice and The Face Ep. 204 Apr 6, 2019

April 09, 2019 04:02 - 1 hour - 103 MB

HI! Welcome back! This is Ice and The Face #204 -4.6.19- and it is here to clean all that built up junk out your brains! This episode, we are joined by a VERY special guest; fresh off the boat from Texas: Rob from Random Ramblings with Rob! Tonight, we hunker down beneath the impenetrable ceilings of the ultimate blanket fort, whistle a ditty or two, and smile and shiver egregiously while slapping our collective knee in joy as we usher in the end of the world with such epic topics as: Condom...

Ice and The Face Ep. 203 Feb 6, 2019

February 08, 2019 02:39 - 1 hour - 95.5 MB

Yes HI! This is Ice and The Face #203 - 2.6.19 - and we are ready to pump your mind with verbal sewage! Tonight, we are joined by the main stud of SuperTMH2.com, John Lacki! Join us, as we get gauche, sifting through the cardboard bargain bin box of human existence, dodging folks who bang this or scream incoherently at that, just to bring you our take on the most important topics of our time... topics like: Inhaling vitamin vapor, testicles and nicotine patches, STD detecting condoms, confus...

Ice and The Face Ep. 202 Jan 25, 2019

January 29, 2019 23:46 - 1 hour - 89.6 MB

YO! This is Ice and The Face #202 -1.25.19- and it will massage everything you got! Tonight, we welcome back to the show, the great Tony Horonimous Tedesco! Together we wear our best floral hazmat suits and chuckle menacingly while shoveling up all the grime that makes up human living. Join us as we go on about this and that, addressing such head-smashing topics as: New condom ideas, romantic iPad attachments, newly placed body parts, a man who chopped off his own member, Heinz dropping the ...

Ice and The Face Ep. 201 Dec 27, 2018

December 29, 2018 19:00 - 51 minutes - 71 MB

WHAT!? This is Ice and The Face #201 -12.27.18- and it drips HEAVY with the frying grease of dead chickens! Tonight, Rick and Sarah sort of welcome back to the show, Stonz! Together, we pull on our extra long rubber boots, stomp through the excrement of regular human life, and whilst gagging mightily, we scoop out the sinister truths on such wreaking topics as: Condom applicator designs, throwaway sex doll parts, the KFC yule log, food shaped like other food, chicken leg pants, people who pr...

Ice and The Face Ep. 200 Nov 23, 2018

November 30, 2018 18:41 - 37 minutes - 51 MB

Well ain't it just the holidays tho?! Welcome to Ice and The Face #200 -11.23.18- NOT ONLY is this our TWO-HUNDREDTH EPISODE, but it's ALSO Part 2 of our Thanksgiving Leftovers Special! Join us, as we fill our mouths and brains to bursting with anything and everything unhealthy, and chuckle warmly with us as crumbs of truth drop about everywhere in regards to such important topics as: Preparing human meat, sanitary pad juice, testicle filler injections, new uses for the taint, kids who bake ...

Ice and The Face Ep. 199 Nov 23, 2018

November 25, 2018 02:13 - 42 minutes - 58.9 MB

Happy Thanksgiving Part 1! This is Ice and The Face #199 -11.23.18- The Thanksgiving Leftovers Special: Part 1! Tonight, we gather around the carving table and welcome Stonz to feed with us in this two-parter holiday and celebration episode! Join us, as we don our bibs and feast on such gravy laden topics as: Used and re-packaged condoms, a guy exposing himself in a celebratory manner at McDonald's, Burger King nightmares, the inner circle, marrying junk around the house, illegal professiona...

Ice and The Face Ep. 198 Oct 31, 2018

October 31, 2018 22:49 - 32 minutes - 45 MB

Happy Halloween you little angry heathens! THIS is Ice and The Face #198 - 10.31.18! Tonight, Rick and Sarah take a nice short journey into the caves of everyday living, and man, what we find there, just might make you eat your own face. Join us as we discuss such significant topics as: Dead silicone spouse copies, tweezing boogers, automotive prostitute deterrents, a fast lane for impatient shoppers, a giant escaped pig, flatulent resistant cushions, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very...

Ice and The Face Ep. 197 Oct 19, 2018

October 21, 2018 03:32 - 45 minutes - 62.1 MB

Welcome home! This is Ice and The Face #197 -10.19.18- and it will swish around your guts with two fists whilst you laugh through your gurgling innards. And tonight, we welcome back, guest with the most frequent flyer mileage, Stonz! Together, we go up in the sky on a single engine plane, breathe in deep the increasingly toxic atmosphere, mutate, remove our parachutes, cross our fingers, smell them, and dive head first into such poignant topics as: Fun with fake ambulances, guys who set up s...

Ice and The Face Ep. 196 Oct 11, 2018

October 13, 2018 04:59 - 59 minutes - 81.8 MB

This is Ice and The Face #196 -10.11.18- and it is here in existence...all for you! Tonight, Rick and Sarah are joined by the King of SuperTMH2.com, John Lacki! As a combined unit, we don our smartest clothes, place trouble-area items at the top of our action list, and really hit them where it hurts with 100% out-of-the-box thinking...we also unleash a whole other list of less douchey terms which are unrelated to the workplace to bring you the truth on such topics as: Saran Wrap condoms, liv...

Ice and The Face Ep. 195 Sept 30, 2018

October 01, 2018 21:30 - 47 minutes - 65.1 MB

HI! This is Ice and The Face #195 -9.30.18- The International Podcast Day Special! Tonight, we are teamed up with Stonz to fill your life with a certain level of importance. Join us, as we trudge through the consistent nightmares of life, chuckling darkly as we bring you some perspective on such topics as: Condom expiration dates, Bluetooth sex dolls, actual cat burglars, googly eyes for fish, eyeball swapping, nether region tortoise finds, penis contouring, mouth farts, Thunder Mountain and...

Ice and The Face Ep. 194 Sept 2, 2018

September 03, 2018 19:17 - 57 minutes - 78.5 MB

Good day! THIS is Ice and The Face #194 - 9.2.18! Tonight, we "welcome" back fellow surly world-hater, Stonz! Join us, as we pull on our hazmat suits and trudge forward through a world so stupidly perplexing, we nearly commit group ritual seppuku simply so we don't have to exist in tandem with it! Jump around in a circle in your underwear while we riff on this and that, opening up your third eye to such important topics as: Condom testing, what constitutes "fleeing", lally columns, fast food...

Ice and The Face Ep. 193 Aug 5, 2018

August 10, 2018 03:29 - 1 hour - 85.4 MB

Here we go! This is Ice and The Face #193 -8.5.18- and it is here to examine all your head holes. Tonight, we are "fortunate" enough to have reoccurring guest, Stonz in the house! Woot. Join the three of us, as we camp beneath the stars, breathing in all the diseased air of humanity into our lungs just to yack out some deep insights on amazing topics for you... stuff like: Re-using condoms, issues with a fainting goat at a Walmart, stealing live sharks with strollers, raising money for Kylie...

Ice and The Face Ep. 192 July 26, 2018

July 29, 2018 03:32 - 54 minutes - 74.4 MB

YO! This is Ice and The Face #192 -7.26.18! Tonight, we are once again joined by our good friend, Tony Tedesco! Chuckle warmly with us, as we pull on our gas-soaked slippers and tip-toe over the hot coals of regular living just to fish you out a few knowledgeable words on such wonderful topics as: Alternative condom usage, Wegman-iacs, corn nuts, nefarious horseplay, eating your friends nose, jaw power, burglaring Wifi, cosmetic surgery in 1895, an unsuspicious headless body, drinking at sto...

Ice and The Face Ep. 191 July 13, 2018

July 15, 2018 00:14 - 1 hour - 83.3 MB

YOU GOT THIS! Ice and The Face #191 -7.13.18- exists! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back fellow dystopian cynic, Stonz! Together, we grimace hard yet chuckle softly as we dissect the fabric of existence itself. Meld your mind with our words as we verbally run-punch our way through such topicky topics as: Alternate Willy Wonka plots, a literary porn parody of Catcher in the Rye, when your baby is too heavy to save, debris, poisoned food, issues with bath salts, when forgiveness is too much,...

Ice and The Face Ep. 190 July 9, 2018

July 11, 2018 03:46 - 50 minutes - 69 MB

Well look at you! This is Ice and The Face #190 -7.9.18- and it will simply harm you! Tonight Rick and Sarah hunker down into a bunker of hate to cheerfully seethe and foam at the mouth, while painfully, yet gleefully, delivering you a unique perspective on such grandiose topics as: Audio-book voice-overs, alternative uses for condoms, tongue-born fish-children, screaming sperm, an alternative Golden Girls story line, a senior citizen takeover, a silicone nipple and milk issue, proper cornho...

Ice and The Face Ep. 189 June 30, 2018

June 30, 2018 17:32 - 56 minutes - 78.1 MB

HI! This is Ice and The Face #189 -6.30.18- and it is here to put you in the car, and take you somewhere unfamiliar, and leave you there! Tonight, we kind of welcome back, reoccurring person on the show, Stonz! Together, we delve into the goings on in the world, and black out and overdose on the stupidity so badly, we don't even know what happened. Listen, as we blather on such greasy topics as: Haunted sex walls, sock machines, sperm ghosts, a guy with exploding shoe cameras, haunted penise...

Ice and The Face Ep. 188 June 21, 2018

June 23, 2018 00:55 - 1 hour - 85.3 MB

Well OMG! This is Ice and The Face #188 -6.21.18- and it is here to tear your mind apart...but in a fun way. Tonight, we welcome Czar of SuperTMH2.com, John Lacki! Joined together by way of similarly thinking brain meats, we throw down the gauntlet of truth and with our insanely mighty incisors, we bite down, tear flesh, and spit into your face, the juicy truths on such sweet and salty topics as: Coked up eels, fish sperm sacks and human tongues, giving your own home a low rating on Yelp, a ...

Ice and The Face Ep. 187 June 1, 2018

June 03, 2018 00:09 - 53 minutes - 74 MB

YEAH! This is Ice and The Face #187 -6.1.18- with somewhat special guest, Stonz! Tonight, we make our way through the pustular nightmares of the human world. While wading through the muck of the mystery fluids of life, we dive head first into such topics as: The explosive burial of William the Conqueror, foot condoms, foot fetish limits, dominance-farts and nipple pinching, weathered nipples, fish-skin vaginas, idiot cake-makers, nice-foot printed socks, tattoo artists who can't spell, weddi...

Ice and The Face Ep. 186 May 3, 2018

May 05, 2018 21:35 - 52 minutes - 72.2 MB

LOOK! This is Ice and The Face #186 -5.3.18- and it will rip ALL your scary scabs off with great force! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back to the show, dominant force on the internet, John Lacki of SuperTMH2.com! Together we build a blanket fort out of blankets and huddle together, shielding ourselves from the emerging mushroom cloud of normal person living. Thumbing through the endlessly unfinished book of regular life, we read and discuss such hotly important topics as: The newest yoga p...

Ice and The Face Ep. 185 Apr. 29, 2018

April 30, 2018 14:00 - 57 minutes - 79.1 MB

AHOY! This is Ice and The Face #185 - 4.29.18! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back to the show, guest-like person, Stonz! Join us, and we dodge the shrapnel of normie living with Matrix like precision, slowing down the very worst of behaviors to a crawl, so we may point, bellow, and deliver to you and your hungry mind commentary on such steaming topics as: Superhero condoms, the actual lack of quicksand in the world, the world of miming, strange birthing circumstances, actual shadow protect...

Ice and The Face Ep. 184 Apr. 19, 2018

April 21, 2018 04:51 - 1 hour - 99.3 MB

This is Ice and The Face #184 - 4.19.18! Tonight, Rick and Sarah sit together and the very center of the universe, appalled, but nonetheless guffawing at the spectacle that is normal-person behavior. Join us, as we chuckle at this and that, bringing you the important commentary you need on such dry-heaving topics as: Condom practice, exposing yourself at the mall, eye-mustaches, fecal matter on your eggs, micro ego trips, accidentally climbing a mountain, FB knowledge, renting out a house yo...

Ice and The Face Ep. 183 Apr. 7, 2018

April 08, 2018 23:57 - 1 hour - 86.7 MB

BEHOLD! This is Ice and The Face #183 -4.7.18! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome returning guest-like person, Stonz! Together we stick and move, whilst trying to navigate our way through the rotten landscape of human behavior. Join us as we duck and cover ourselves from the shrapnel of the regular old awful world just to bring you the kind of sterling commentary you'd expect in times like these, focusing hard on such apocalyptic topics as: The condom challenge, when trying to impress your frie...

Ice and The Face Ep. 182 Mar. 22, 2018

March 23, 2018 23:08 - 1 hour - 89.6 MB

What what!? THIS is Ice and The Face #182 -3.22.18- and it will force your mind to swing for the fences, cross the line, and go too far! Tonight, Rick and Sarah are joined by the Master of SuperTMH2.com, John Lacki! Join us as we camp beneath the stars on a dying planet, chuckle-snorting at all humanity has to offer! And while the campfire screams with the souls of our enemies, we offer up our deepest thoughts on such mind-bending topics as: A troublesome abandoned couch, blind people with g...

Ice and The Face Ep. 181 Mar. 8, 2018

March 10, 2018 01:48 - 1 hour - 90.1 MB

Now that we are all here... THIS is Ice and The Face #181 -3.8.18- and it will rub your mind raw! Tonight, we sort of welcome back to the bar, special guest, Stonz! Join us, as we pull out all the stops, cross the lines, swing the pendulum in the other direction, and dawdle along mindlessly as we abusively inundate your mind with special words on such existing topics as: Lady Doritos, spiders with tails, incorrect uses for sex toys, when you do NOT need a sexpert, a man charged with running ...

Ice and The Face Ep. 180 Feb. 22, 2018

February 25, 2018 19:17 - 1 hour - 96.7 MB

Well now...look at YOU! This is Ice and The Face #180 -2.22.18- and it will scrub you in all those hard to reach places in your brain! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back, show favorite, Tony Tedesco! Together, we lavishly regale you with chuckle-worthy musings while slurping down liquid antibiotics for safety and stomp dancing around the campfire, making merry and... Umm... anyway, we talk about such crotch-burning topics as: Scientists and cosplay sex, the new Joker, reptilian sex partner...

Ice and The Face Ep. 179 Feb. 13, 2018

February 16, 2018 00:59 - 1 hour - 82.9 MB

BINGO BANGO! This is Ice and The Face #179 -2.13.18- and it will pluck out all your painful brain splinters! Tonight, Rick and Sarah are...something, about Stonz joining us on the show! Together, we pack a picnic basket full of alcohol infused Reddi Whip, crisscross electrical tape over our nipples, and climb up on the back of a mighty giant eagle to safely soar over the land of human behavior and observe random societal brick-a-brack just to bring you important words on such soul gnawing to...

Ice and The Face Ep. 178 Jan. 18, 2018

January 20, 2018 18:39 - 1 hour - 86.3 MB

YO YO! THIS is Ice and The Face #178 -1.18.18- and it will get your ears like you're King Hamlet sleeping in an orchard! Tonight, Rick and Sarah somewhat welcome back repeat offender, Stonz! Join us, as we skip through the acid rain of everyday life, feeling relief as our skin slowly melts us to death as we address such wince-creating topics as: Condom musings, the Michelin Man's reals name, a man who cemented his head in a microwave, what constitutes a "prank", vibrator mistakes, other peop...

Ice and The Face Ep. 177 Jan. 11, 2018

January 13, 2018 05:35 - 1 hour - 113 MB

Oh, how goes it? This is Ice and The Face #177 -1.11.18- and it is here to help you rip all of life's band-aids off with great force! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back the ruler of SuperTMH2.com, John Lacki! Creep with us through the wondrous yet disturbing world of human beings, and join us, as we point and chuckle at this and that, while drinking shots of bleach to cope, all to bring you juicy enticing tidbits on such pertinent topics as: Unwanted baby holding, eating Tide pods, low odo...

Ice and The Face Ep. 176 Dec. 28, 2017

December 29, 2017 19:49 - 1 hour - 86.7 MB

FINALLY! Hey, this is Ice and The Face #176 -12.28.17- and it is here to fill your heart with unsolicited stuff! Tonight, Rick and Sarah venture deep inside the horrid sticky world of increasingly more regular human behaviors. Come hunker down with us and walk in a crouched manner as we wander around in a winter wonderland of WTF to bring you professionally crafted opinions on such wondrous topics as: Chimp recognition techniques, unflattering Catholic statues, a woman filled to the throat w...

Ice and The Face Ep. 175 Nov. 25, 2017

November 27, 2017 00:24 - 52 minutes - 72.3 MB

YES! This is Ice and The Face #175 -11.25.17- The Thanksgiving Leftovers Special 2017! Tonight, Stonz pulls up a bar stool and joins us for an epic night of gluttony! Together, we skip merrily through the feathers of millions of dead turkeys, beating off marauders with ham bones and the fruit cakes of yore, and pouring hot gravy into our crotches, all to go a caroling our way into your dark hearts and eager minds with such decadent and sweet topics as: Condom stuff, Thanksgiving issues, fake...

Ice and The Face Ep. 174 Nov. 19, 2017

November 19, 2017 21:26 - 1 hour - 91.4 MB

Merry well! This is Ice and The Face #174 -11.19.17- and it will shake you clear out of existence! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back, Stonz! Join us as we push through the war zone of everyday life, dodging stupidness splashing toward us from every direction, with nothing to live on but contaminated water and battery acid! By the end, our mutant genes soak up the toxic waste of normal life to expunge upon you laughable words on such glorious topics as: Global condom drone drops, penile sk...

Ice and The Face Ep. 173 Nov. 6, 2017

November 07, 2017 18:32 - 53 minutes - 73 MB

WOAH! Welcome to Ice and The Face #173! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back, Stonz! Together, we march with very high knees through the cesspool of existence, guffawing at this and that, drinking vodka by the gallon just to cope, and basically just chuckle-farting our way through such mind-bending topics as: Testicular condoms, garbage people, a pool on the roof of a mini-van, KFC bath bombs, old funny medical procedures, wiping with corn cobs, a masturbating nose-picker, Wiki-How to Avoid ...

Ice and The Face Ep. 172 Oct. 26, 2017

October 31, 2017 01:40 - 42 minutes - 59 MB

YES! This is Ice and The Face #172 -10.26.17- and it will sand your mind's feet right down to the nubs! Tonight, we welcome our dear friend Tony Heronimous Tedesco! Together, we slog forth into the dreary doldrums of regular everyday living, shielding our eyes, skin drenched in bug spray, batting away at foul creatures hither and thither, just to bring you some truth serum on such wondrous hip topics as: Issues with chain mail, weird super powers, custom condom prints, manhood cozies, unique...

Ice and The Face Ep. 171 Oct. 19, 2017

October 20, 2017 19:19 - 40 minutes - 56.2 MB

Hello, greasy younglings. Today we gather here to celebrate the release of episode #171 -10.19.17- of Ice and The Face, and with some choice meats and tender vittles, we climb the highest peaks of stupor and stare directly into the eyes of destiny. Along for the ride is our frozen trail marker, Stonz, ever pointing the way forward on this journey to the supposed “great” beyond, where, for three minutes, we become aware of our own shitty, unremarkable lives. Join us, as we spelunk deep insid...

Ice and The Face Ep. 170 Oct. 12, 2017

October 16, 2017 02:59 - 47 minutes - 65.1 MB

Well hey! Welcome to Ice and The Face #170 - 10.12.17! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back Twitter superstar, John Lacki! Together, we chug gallons and gallons of the sour cheeseballed up milk known as "our reality" and together, we raise an eyebrow or two at how it goes about its business. Join us, as we sway to and fro on such steaming topics as: Condom stuff, mustache stuff, nose hair extensions, ham crashing through a roof, frozen turkey fears, Guy Fieri swimsuits, violent unborn babies...

Ice and The Face Ep. 169 Oct. 6, 2017

October 09, 2017 03:22 - 1 hour - 100 MB

  Hello creatures of Earth, and welcome to the germ-infested episode #169 of Ice and The Face on 10.6.17! Tonight we saddle-up our most diseased microbes, ride the human waste fields of this sad and miserable Earth-sewer, and, after a long and arduous journey, declare ourselves victorious atop the cesspool of human misery with cupcakes and helium balloons. On tonight's episode, we take you on a romp hither and thither with such mind-blowing topics as: Fun with sauerkraut, Big Foot Juice, ...

Ice and The Face Ep. 168 Sept. 30, 2017

October 01, 2017 05:52 - 1 hour - 87.7 MB

This is Ice and The Face #168 -9.30.17- The International Podcast Day 2017 spectacular! Tonight, in a rare LIVE online appearance, we yank up our dirty old long johns, and with completely straight faces, lift our knees high and stomp muddily with booted feet as we make for safe ground. For out there among us, below the stars and softening smog filter, lurk other human-like creatures, and their stink, boy, is so unimaginable, it is such it done stopped a man’s heart! Therefore, it is with gre...

Ice and The Face Ep. 167 Sept. 16, 2017

September 18, 2017 01:31 - 1 hour - 90.7 MB

YES! THIS is Ice and The Face #167 -9.16.17- and it is here to shake you and scream gibberish at your face until you pass out! Tonight, we, Rick and Sarah, pull on our flashiest and most fashionable banana leotards and funkify your evening. Skipping merrily beside us is our blindest friend, Stonz. So strap yourselves in to your roomiest pillow fort and get ready to be whisked away to a miserable world full of whimsy and also depressing topics such as: Sea creatures vs land creatures, emotion...

Ice and The Face Ep. 166 Sept. 1, 2017

September 01, 2017 18:35 - 59 minutes - 82 MB

WOAH! THIS is Ice and The Face #166 - 9.1.17! Welcome back to the show. Yes, we know, saying "welcome back" implies that you've been away, when, in truth, we are the ones who've been gone. Yes, we were missing for several weeks, trapped in a small village just north of the Himalayas. We traversed an ancient land, learning the ways of the locals, sampling exotic delicacies (mostly random animal penis cooked over open flame), and coming to understand that humanity is, for the most part, shitty...

Ice and The Face Ep. 165 Aug 16, 2017

August 17, 2017 18:27 - 1 hour - 87 MB

HI! This is Ice and The Face #165 -8.16.17- and it is here to pick your mind-scabs! Tonight, Rick and Sarah, grab some shovels, wear bullet proof vests, and venture out into the jungles of normie-land. With our Rambo knives at the ready, we dig deep through the wet mud and mystery-dung of human behavior, gagging and dry heaving, to bring you some lighthearted this and that on such burning and itching topics as: Lift-tip contraception, unique bathroom troubles, blaming groundhogs for nefariou...

Ice and The Face Ep. 164 Aug 5, 2017

August 06, 2017 02:57 - 53 minutes - 73 MB

YO! This is Ice and The Face #164 -8.5.17- and today, we embark on an epic journey of the mind, of the senses... of the heart. With the accompaniment of Sarah's cousin, Krystal, we strap on our finest bear-pelts, spikiest post-apocalyptic ruffled bloomers, and head for the flaming hills of what was once referred to as "civilized society" wherein we tackle such explosive topics as: Anti-pervert flamethrowers, fixing your sinuses with butt stuff, touching other people's food, over-wiping, drun...

Ice and The Face Ep. 163 July 30, 2017

July 31, 2017 13:48 - 44 minutes - 61.6 MB

Oh hey! THIS is Ice and The Face #163 -7.30.17- and it is here to cram its way inside your head and donkey punch your thoughts! Tonight, Sarah and Rick walk up to life's bay window and have a seat, and together, we watch normie-living in awe and simultaneous horror! Careful not to be seen, we bear witness to a plethora of semi-human activities and for your pleasure, add a sort of DVD commentary, if you will, to fill your eager ears with an in depth look at such zany topics as: Goats, gelatin...

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