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Episode 8: The One Where We Try to Talk About Precious Cargo but John Billingsley Has Other Ideas

December 23, 2020 12:53 - 45 minutes - 33.4 MB

This week, John and Olivia were joined by the magnificent, hilarious and infamously outrageous John Billingsley (Star Trek Enterprise's Dr Phlox), and instead of talking about Precious Cargo, descend into a wild ride through some of the best anecdotes from Billingsley's Star Trek career. Don't worry about the Episode. Even the writers thought this one was too bad to be on TV.

8: The One Where We Try to Talk About Precious Cargo but John Billingsley Has Other Ideas

December 23, 2020 12:53 - 45 minutes - 33.4 MB

This week, John and Olivia were joined by the magnificent, hilarious and infamously outrageous John Billingsley (Star Trek Enterprise's Dr Phlox), and instead of talking about Precious Cargo, descend into a wild ride through some of the best anecdotes from Billingsley's Star Trek career. Don't worry about the Episode. Even the writers thought this one was too bad to be on TV.

7: Man of the People, or The One Where Five Different People Nearly Wrote a Good Plot

December 20, 2020 16:12 - 1 hour - 51.7 MB

This week, John and Olivia are joined by the insightful and definitely-not-related-to-John Martin (@MartinConcagh) to argue about TNG's Man of the People, in which Troi is used as a vessel for the passions and emotions of a balding middle-aged man, and instead of being a deep message about the exploitation of women, the writers just make Deanna age rapidly and become uncharacteristically Horny. Because this is Star Trek.

6: Distant Voices, or The One Where Bashir Thinks Turning 30 Means he's Getting Old

December 12, 2020 19:09 - 1 hour - 67.3 MB

This week, John and Olivia are joined by the Wonderful Penny (@SocialSoprano) to argue about Deep Space Nines's Distant Voices, in which Julian Bashir celebrates his 30th Birthday by getting stuck inside his mind with the crew of DS9 and Garak, because who else would be in his head when he's dying? Also, there are Tennis Balls. For some reason.

5: Unexpected, or The One With Trip Tucker's Wrist Nipples

December 05, 2020 21:59 - 1 hour - 57.6 MB

This week, John, Olivia, and Special Guest star Extraordinaire Noah AK (Ryn from Discovery Season 3!) talk about Enterprise's Unexpected, in which Trip Tucker gets impregnated by accident (?) and then gets nipples on his wrists, for some reason. Also, there's a battlecruiser in the wrong place, and John is very angry about it.

Episode 5: Unexpected, or The One With Trip Tucker's Wrist Nipples

December 05, 2020 21:59 - 1 hour - 57.6 MB

This week, John, Olivia, and Special Guest star Extraordinaire Noah AK (Ryn from Discovery Season 3!) talk about Enterprise's Unexpected, in which Trip Tucker gets impregnated by accident (?) and then gets nipples on his wrists, for some reason. Also, there's a battlecruiser in the wrong place, and John is very angry about it.

4: Elaan of Troyius, or the One With The Ancient Earth Custom Called A 'Spanking'

November 28, 2020 19:56 - 1 hour - 69.3 MB

Olivia and John this week chat to @BeataBeatrix1 about 'Elaan of Troyius', in which Captain Kirk's biochemical attraction to a horrifying Orientalist stereotype is defeated by his one true love: not Spock, of course, The Enterprise! It's a bumper episode this week, so join us as we veer from Horrifying racism to The Taming of the Shrew to Horatio Hornblower in space!

3: The Thaw, or The One with the Grey Clown and Cirque de Soleil (Guest starring @RealSuzieP)

November 22, 2020 22:43 - 40 minutes - 37.3 MB

John and Olivia are joined this week by @RealSuzieP to argue about Voyager's The Thaw, where Harry Kim gets stuck inside a computer simulation of a nightmare-inducing episode of 1960's Batman with a terrifying Grey Clown man, while Tuvok is a coward and Janeway still manages to be a badass.

2: Sub Rosa, or The One with Nana's Ghost Sex Diaries (Guest starring @Telthetrekkie)

November 15, 2020 19:50 - 44 minutes - 41.3 MB

John and Olivia are joined this week by Kurtzmann shill and Culinary extraordinary @TeltheTrekkie to talk about Sub Rosa, where Beverly Crusher falls in love with a sex ghost on a planet full of fake Scottish people. Who wouldn't be lovestruck by the 800-year-old green cloud who had intimate relations with all of your family members back to 1647?

Episode 1: The Omega Glory

November 08, 2020 19:28 - 32 minutes - 30.4 MB

In our first episode, John and Olivia discuss The Omega Glory, where Jim Kirk lands on a planet full of racist stereotypes and teaches them all the American Way because of course he does, he's Jim Kirk.

1: The Omega Glory, or the One Where Kirk Fights The Yellow Peril For Some Reason