Humanoid Resources
74 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 5 years ago - ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsHumanoid Resources is an improvised podcast about the operations of the HR (Humanoid Resources) Department aboard the fictional U.S.S. Spaceship, in the year 2667. A human from 2016, a tiny alien and a robot interview the ship's inhabitants and make funnies. Told through the lens of crazy professors, rogue government agents and sensible graduate assistants finding tapes in the present day, this podcast is worth every penny. Because it's free.
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Episodes
Episode 23: The Big Foot
March 28, 2017 08:21 - 48 minutes - 89 MBThis episode kicks off with some content that really toes the line, and Doug plays a real heel. Come for those hot, hot puns, stay for...more of those puns. Meanwhile, let's see what wacky European country Wade, the Professor, and Danica Patrick, No Relation get themselves thrown out of this time! ...It's Germany. Margot Lynx- Alex Frenkel Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Professor Barnabus-...
Episode 22: Doug's Boss
March 14, 2017 08:21 - 53 minutes - 98 MBUh-oh, Doug's in trouble, something's come along and it's burst his aura of mediocrity! Shane Matthews, Director of Biological Resources, stops by the department for everyone's favorite yearly tradition: performance reviews! Meanwhile, Wade is totally here, you guys. Just listen to those realistic fist hits! Shane Matthews- Bill Arnett Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Professor Barnabus- Jame...
Episode 21: The Huge. The Loud. The Marine.
February 28, 2017 09:21 - 46 minutes - 84.9 MBOur Humanoid Resources pals deal with Blood Puncher this week- a Space Marine with a whole lot of room in his hearts for magic, Shakespeare, and probably an extra dick or two. Meanwhile, the Professor makes a tight squeeze. Who knew his ego could fit inside that vent? It's all Jameses, all the time this week! Blood Puncher- James D'Amato Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Artwork by Blair Britt
Episode 20: The Man Down Under
February 14, 2017 09:21 - 45 minutes - 83.6 MBThis week, the HR boyz find out where all the water on the ship comes from, and...kind of wish they hadn't. Meanwhile, Wade and Danica Patrick, No Relation, hold up their end of a sneaky plan. Dick Flynn II- Wink Stone Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Artwork by Blair Britt
Episode Nineteen: The Love Bot
January 31, 2017 09:21 - 47 minutes - 86.5 MBThe HR Boyz get a visit from Purrow, the Love Robot, who, uhh, REALLY likes it when you pet her. Gonna take a while to make conversation at the water cooler again after this one, huh? Meanwhile, our new trio of adventurers, Wade, the Professor, and Danica Patrick (No Relation) set out on their own little questy-quest. Let's see how long it takes them to bring up the Professor's penis again, shall we? Purrow the Love Robot- Julia Heynen Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter William...
Episode 18.5: Professor? I Hardly Know Her!
January 24, 2017 09:21 - 40.3 MBOh God...why are we even doing this? Let's see what kind of crazy backflips of justification we can do to reincorporate this whacko into the fold. Come for the flimflam plot, stay for the extended erection bits. Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Artwork by Blair Britt
Episode Eighteen: Return of the Hat.
January 17, 2017 09:21 - 85.3 MBThe HR boys get a visit from an old friend, and boy is he fancy, schmancy, and in need of some romance-y. Meanwhile, Wade and Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation explore the secret passageway they found last time, and ALSO reunite with someone from their past. It's like a bunch of ships, all crashing into each others' burning carcasses in the night. Fancy Hat- Danny Galvin Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams, Trash Person P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Pa...
Episode Seventeen: The Gender Fluid Dude
January 03, 2017 09:21 - 49 minutes - 90.6 MBOur favorite Humanoid Resources Professionals meet Lubomir, the Treenie, whose visit engenders some problems. Hoo baby, that's a hot hot pun right there! Meanwhile, Wade and Danica Patrick, No Relation, follow the mallow, and might...not...be...alooooone? Huhwhaaaaa?! Lubomir the Treenie- Mike McCarron/Clay Lampshade Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen ...
Episode Sixteen: The Shrinking Surgeon
December 20, 2016 09:21 - 48 minutes - 87.4 MBShrink your expectations for this one, folks! Doctor Orlando Calripken, a tiny physician/psychopath, swings by the HR office to ruin lives and confuse everyone. Meanwhile, Wade and Danica Patrick, No Relation may have solved the energy crisis, but, hell, we've gone a while without plot in that one, so how about a new crisis? There's a mystery afoot! Doctor Orlando Calripken- Wes Young Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Patrick, N...
Episode Fifteen: The Space Jock
December 06, 2016 09:25 - 44 minutes - 80.3 MBDrk, a lacrosse-playin', robot-hatin', single-digit-IQ-possessin' college student joins the HR boys, and we see the vast vacuum of space reflected inside his tiny, tiny head. Meanwhile, Wade and Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation, Take a Look Around the government base, Break Stuff, and see Behind (Wade's) Blue Eyes. Man, these jokes are Rollin'. Something something Nookie. Drk- Mike Aviles Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Patri...
Episode Fourteen: The Theatrical Otter
November 22, 2016 09:20 - 82.4 MBWade and Danica Patrick, No Relation may just have found their Fortress of Together-i-tude, but first they've gotta remind us how phallic the entrance is a few hundred times. Meanwhile, the HR boys visit with Griff, head of Straight Theatre, cuddly cinephile, and dope-ass monologist. You otter listen to this episode, I tell ya! WARNING- Some tiny rocks started falling on the recorder as Wade and Danica made their way down the shaft. So it might get a little choppy near the end. Griff the O...
Episode Thirteen: The ...Doctor?
November 08, 2016 09:20 - 92.4 MBWade and Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation are livin' the America stereotype: running from the law while completing traditional road trip activities and tropes. But will their past ketchup to them? The HR guys reckon with the aftermath (or lack thereof) of Space Fest, and get reaaal down and dirty into the comedic gold mine of health care coverage with Severus Sna ples, a reformed Potterist who heads up Clones n Drones. Aunts on a LOG, this sounds hilarious! Severus Sna ples- Kyle D...
Episode Twelve: SpaceFest
October 25, 2016 08:04 - 84.2 MBWade and Danica Patrick, No Relation promise they'll write, but camp's gotta end for everybody, right? Doug, Alien, and P16 celebrate SpaceFest, the holiday where you get drunk and tell secrets. Well, the holiday where you officially get drunk and tell secrets. The boys reveal some real bombshells. Let's see if they can save their bacon. Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Intern Wade Anderson- P...
Episode Eleven: The Hyper-Crab
October 11, 2016 08:00 - 50 minutes - 93.1 MBWade gets crafty, and Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation gets arts and crafty. But will things get sassy, or sax-ual? The HR dudez get a visit from Derglan Zorp, Hyperspace Tech, to try to pick up the pieces. Of Terry. Flizdead. Derglan Zorp- Tyler Davis Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Artwork by Blair Britt
Episode Ten: The Plant-Bot
September 27, 2016 08:20 - 91.4 MBWade and Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation are definitely going to give these tapes to their bosses. Once they make sure they're real. Whaaaat? Don't look at them like that! They're gonna do it! Eventually. Meanwhile the HR boyz get a visit from Floratron 7, who speaks for the plants. You know, like a metal, sentimental, OOH, senti-metal, ehh how about that hot applesauce for you, Lorax. Floratron 7- Susie Allen Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cle...
Episode Nine: The Omniscient Gas
September 13, 2016 08:15 - 98.7 MBWith Michelle and the Professor at the bottom of Giza Falls, who will introduce us to episodes and plug things?? Meet Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation, and Wade Anderson, Intern. They're...more competent I think? Doug, Alien, and P16 are visited by Dale Isringhausen, a pile of gas, who knows all, I think? Hoo baby, this bit is really hitting...I think? Dale Isringhausen- Spencer Rybacki Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica...
Episode Eight: The Composer
August 30, 2016 08:17 - 86.6 MBDoug, Alien, and P16 are visited by Carmony Chupp Chupp, who is trying to make the best possible symphony of all time (until next year) and also decide if his boss is cat-phish-ing him. Michelle and the Professor dig up their ol' buddy Escape Pod, and...well...let's just say some season finale type stuff goes down, except this isn't a season finale, because this is a podcast, you idiot. Featuring: Carmony Chupp Chupp- Ben Harpe Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16-...
Episode Seven: The Captain
August 16, 2016 08:00 - 52 minutes - 96.1 MBMichelle and the Professor and in deep doodoo now. Deep desert walking, held at gunpoint, non-sexy blindfold wearing doodoo. Doug, Alien, and P16 get a visit from the mysterious Captain Drew Butt, who is...uhh...well, let's just say mentally unstable doesn't really cover it. Featuring: Captain Drew Butt/Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Michelle K. Branch- Phoebe Stonebraker Artwork by Blair Britt
Episode Six: The Space Jockey
August 02, 2016 08:00 - 54 minutes - 99.4 MBMichelle and the Professor hang out, and put the fun in fungeon. The HR boys meet with Demetrius Clinkscales, who may or may not ride space horses. Alien tries out a new experiment. Demetrius Clinkscales- Rudy Mendoza Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Michelle K. Branch- Phoebe Stonebraker Artwork by Blair Britt
Episode Five: The Thespian
July 19, 2016 08:00 - 55 minutes - 102 MBMichelle and the Professor assure you that everything is TS-A-Okay with them. Doug, Alien, and P16 spacewalk the boards with an other-world-class thespian. Put on your government issued spacesuits, there's lots of worlds out there! Featuring: Fancy Hat- Danny Galvin Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Michelle K. Branch- Phoebe Stonebraker Artwork by Blair Britt
Episode Four: The Accounting Intern
July 05, 2016 08:00 - 52 minutes - 96.3 MBWARNING- This tape was damaged when re-entering the atmosphere, and has some minor technical difficulties. You have been warned. Also the Professor spilled a Filet O' Fish on it, so... The Professor and Michelle are on the up and up, or are they on the stuck and stuck? The HR boys get a visit from an intern whose name is as hard to pronounce as the hazing he's endured was hard to endure. Whew, that analogy flew a little too close to the sun. Good thing it's Red. Featuring: Szczyrba- Josh ...
Episode Three: The Puddle
June 21, 2016 08:00 - 50 minutes - 92.2 MBMichelle and the Professor spend some quality alone time, together. The HR boys make a splash and Doug gets a little H20-ver his head...again. Featuring: Puddle- Sarah Magnuson Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Michelle- Phoebe Stonebraker Artwork by Blair Britt
Episode Two: The Maintenance Man
June 07, 2016 08:00 - 51 minutes - 95.1 MBThe Professor and Michelle discuss how to use their newfound discovery to get dat money. The HR boys are joined by Dorphoidal McGuire, the glue that keeps the ol' rustbucket in one rusty, bucket-y piece. Featuring: Dorphoidal McGuire- Scott Piebenga Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Michelle- Phoebe Stonebraker Artwork by Blair Britt
Episode One: Space Pilot
May 25, 2016 07:45 - 52 minutes - 96.3 MBProfessor Barnabus and Michelle make a discovery, and try to fit it right in academia's butthole. Doug is introduced to his new space-home, his new space-job, and two idiots. Featuring: Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Michelle- Phoebe Stonebraker Artwork by Blair Britt