Hott Minute turn their eyes to the Capitalist Hellscape we live in by measuring up the hotties in Advertising Icons.

Before we begin: Fuck, Marry, Kill: Count Chocula, Frankenberry, Boo Berry


Ashley and Jamie turn their eyes to the Capitalist Hellscape we live in by measuring up the hotties in Advertising Icons. Do you think Tony the Tiger would be great in the sack? Can Tommy LaSorda show you his frozen delights? Would you let the Sun Maid Raisin girl keep the bonnet on? These questions, and so many more, are answered in great detail like only Hott Minute could do.


This episode of Hott Minute is culled from a previous Twitch Livestream. As such, it is more visually oriented than usual and highly recommended that you follow along with the gallery below.


Harlots


Drizly


Honig


Scoot McNairy


Tony the Tiger


Flo from Progressive


FMK: Count Chocula, Frankenberry, Boo-Berry


Dean Winters


Zues, as Goose


Tommy Lasorda


Sally Struthers


Burger King


Green M&M


Fanta Girls


Mac Tonight


Sun Maid Raisin Girl


Mr. Peanut


Mr. Peanut (Young)


PB Crisps


Kohler Androids


Milana Vayntrub: AT&T Girl


Kool-Aid Man


Toucan Sam


Spuds Mackenzie


Spuds with Ron Reagan


Smokey the Bear


Smokey the Bear


Geico Gecko


Dennis Halsbert


Red Baron


Red Baroness


David Leisure


Budweiser frogs


Snap, Crackle, Pop


The Dell Guy


Little Caesar


Breadsticks


Theme song by Mike Shepherd


Hear some of Mike’s other music here…

Tower Defense

The Prudish Few

Artwork by Elizabeth Williams
BG Music by Upright T-Rex Music