Hott Minute
34 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 28 ratingsWho you crushin’ on?
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Hott Hanukkah: Tom Petty and Gary Shandling in Heaven with Roseanne
December 10, 2020 05:01 - 43 minutes - 59.8 MBHappy Hanukkah! Any Patinkin you thinkin' of may show up!
The Man, The Myth, The Legend, My First, My Last, My Everything: Maury Povich
October 30, 2020 23:21 - 1 hour - 117 MBOur quarantine setup continues with Jamie polling the masses for their horny responses to various prompts and getting Ashley’s raw reactions to the results. This episode we look at Daytime Talk Show Hosts; Oprah, Donahue, Sally Jessy Raphael, Ricki Lake and their ilk are covered in great detail. Oh, and Maury, always Maury. This episode […]
FMK: Count Chocula, Frankenberry, Boo Berry
October 01, 2020 05:01 - 1 hour - 92.1 MBHott Minute turn their eyes to the Capitalist Hellscape we live in by measuring up the hotties in Advertising Icons.
Shoulda Come to the Twitch Stream, Loser
August 28, 2020 16:34 - 47 minutes - 64.9 MBWould you ride in the way back of a church van with Jude Law? Would you let Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes burn down your house? Would you let Charlize Theron do your eyebrows?
A Face Like a Panini: A Hott Minute Bag of Hotties Deep Dive
July 28, 2020 14:47 - 41 minutes - 56.7 MBBack in March, Hott Minute recorded a deep dive into the various Bags of Hotties at their disposal (Regular Bag, Sitcom Bag, Halloween Bag and more). The impact of the coronavirus had not been fully revealed. This is that episode. Looming pandemic aside, Jamie and Ashley hit their stride discussing their adoration for Charlize Theron, […]
First Annual 2020 Tall Brawl Bracket: Big Boy Melee
March 12, 2020 05:01 - 53 minutes - 75.4 MBIntroducing the First Annual Tall Brawl Bracket: 2020 Big Boy Melee! In the grand tradition of absurd Hott Minute undertakings, Ashley and Jamie have hand selected sixty-four hotties all over 6’3″ tall to go head-to-head in an all out brawl. Divided into the sensible divisions of Stringbeans, Beefcakes, Lumberjacks and “Other”, these literal giants will […]
How to be Shitty and Get Ahead: A Succession Primer
February 20, 2020 05:01 - 1 hour - 86.7 MBAshley and Jamie opine on HBO's Succession, a show about beloved assholes.
Absolute Balls Out Nonsense: Hiatus Hotties
February 06, 2020 14:30 - 1 hour - 83.4 MBIn the year 2020, two brave heroes face a strange new world teeming with undiscovered hotties! These are the new adventures of Jamie and Ashley, this is Hott Minute, Season Three!
Trash Hotties: Thrilled But Not Proud
April 16, 2019 05:01 - 55 minutes - 76.1 MBAn episode filled with absolute trash. No attraction shaming here but these hotties give even our hosts pause. From the King Tut Pubic Mound of Facial Hair on Dave Navarro to the Turgid Penis Neck of Beto O'Rourke to Julian Assange in the Family Restroom of a Doubletree, they really cover it all.
All Around the Zodiac Wheel with Madame Rose
March 04, 2019 14:00 - 1 hour - 92 MBAshley and Jamie consult with their Astrologer Madame Rose to traverse the Zodiac Wheel in search of the best hotties.
Bag of Hotties Deep Dive: Libel is the Goal
February 18, 2019 05:01 - 58 minutes - 80.4 MBJoseph Mazello, Sam Neil, the Blair Witch Witch, Barbarella, Sam Malone, Drag Queen Tucks, O-T Fagbenle, Agent Dana Scully, Angela Bassett, Kim Fields, Raul Julia, Oscar Isaac, Dr. Frankenstein, Harry Treadaway, Starbuck, Liz Lemon, Tina Fey, Xenomorph, John Laroquette and Barbara Streisand.
When Animals Attack with Tracy Walnut
February 04, 2019 05:00 - 57 minutes - 79.5 MBAshley and Jamie make good on a pre-Season 2 promise to themselves, an episode all about When Animals Attack. Fabio, Phil Bronstein, Komodo Dragons, Nude Bears, Caiman reptiles and multiple instances of Asp attacks are discussed.
Wynonna’s Crystal Spider: A Tribute to Pop Divas
January 21, 2019 13:00 - 1 hour - 87.5 MBAshley and Jamie to discuss their Favorite Divas; including Mariah Carey, Ariana Grande, Jessie J, Madonna, Beyonce, Tina Turner, Dolly Parton, Cher, MTV Cribs, Redman, Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy and their favorite reggae song from Paris Hilton.
Based on a Book Kurt Cobain Read
January 07, 2019 05:55 - 51 minutes - 71.6 MBAll Killer, No Filler with Ashley and Jamie as they concentrate on who's hot and why. From Ben Whishaw to rapper bbymutha to vintage TV performances to a deep dive into hot journalists, they got it all covered.
The Annual Cookie Crawl with Alex Caress
December 10, 2018 05:01 - 75.6 MBA holiday extravaganza with Alex Caress, aka Little Bandit, takes Jamie and Ashley into a discerning look at Muppet Family Christmas, Love Actually and some questionable Hallmark Classicsâ„¢.
Gen Z: They Should All Carry Knives
November 26, 2018 05:01 - 59 minutes - 81.8 MBIn this episode, Ashley and Jamie take on the entirety of Gen Z by providing lively insights on everything from the awe-inspiring Emma Gonzalez & David Hogg, to the downright disgusting Post Malone, to the good hearted, pretty stupid, very confident Jaden Smith.
Not Your Choice, Jean-Luc with Larissa Maestro
November 19, 2018 05:01 - 34 minutes - 47.9 MBDiscussing the entirety of science fiction proved to be too much for one episode so Jamie, Ashley and Larissa stepped into a well timed wormhole to divide the conversation. This is Part Two of Sci-Fi Hotties with Larissa Maestro.
Jude Law Sex Robot with Larissa Maestro
November 12, 2018 05:01 - 59 minutes - 81.6 MBAshley and Jamie tackle the entirety of Science Fiction Hottness by employing some help from aficionado Larissa Maestro.
Halloween in Halloween
October 29, 2018 05:01 - 59 minutes - 82.4 MBHott Minute Attorney Brooks A. returns to prevent Ashley and Jamie from letting this special Halloween episode get too spooky. The trio plays a rousing round of Smash, Spook, or Slash and discusses the best of Halloween Hotties at length.
Consensual Kink at Scale
October 15, 2018 05:01 - 1 hour - 84.6 MBDeep adoration for Genesis, Jenny Slate and a whole bunch of Sports Hotties.
The Show Stopped But The Crushin’ Didn’t
September 17, 2018 13:19 - 1 hour - 86.9 MBHott Minute returns from hiatus with a long list of Summer Crushes consisting of both perennial favorites and new surprises. After discussing the likes of the dramatic Mesut Ozil, the beautiful Timothy Olyphant and consistently pleasing Billy Eichner, Ashley and Jamie take a deep look at the tried and true television sitcom format.
The ASMR Cash Cow Chewing Makeup Tutorial Challenge Dare Whispering SEO Unboxing Train
July 09, 2018 05:01 - 13 minutes - 22.7 MBWhile Hott Minute gathers their thoughts and crushes for Season Two, they decide to pay tribute to ASMR by whispering some gentle thoughts to you, rifling around in their purses, ejecting dogs from bathrooms and reminding you of the importance of sunscreen.
Season One Funale
June 11, 2018 05:01 - 53 minutes - 85.5 MBIn the season one finale, POLY bestows the show with a Busby Berkeley worthy theme song to set the stage for diving deep on Hott Minute itself. Before that, Jamie speaks on the benefits of a well-fitting bra or bralette while Ashley stumps for the goodness of the PBS App. Important discussions are had on the hotness of empowerment and the attributes beyond the physical that define "Hott." Also, plenty of Kit Harrington, Zac Efron, Bo and Luke, John Slattery and Daniel Day Lewis
Maymorial Day
May 28, 2018 05:01 - 52 minutes - 84 MBOur hosts, Ashley and Jamie, experience an intense bout of synchronicity. What do Sheryl Crow's "My Favorite Mistake", Duchess of Sussex Meghan Markle, Steve Buscemi and The Rock have in common? Spoiler alert, the answer is varying degrees of Hottness.
Halloween in May
May 14, 2018 05:01 - 52 minutes - 48.6 MBIn this tenth episode blowout extravaganza, Tristen provides a wonderful new theme song while Ashley and Jamie invite their lawyer Brooks aboard Hott Minute to take a deep dive into the Bag of Hotties. Competitive analysis takes place in a head to head challenge and trio dives into Hott Takes on the latest US Weekly.
9: 98% on Jamie Tomatoes
April 30, 2018 05:01 - 55 minutes - 51 MBHosts Ashley and Jamie answer a slew of mysterious questions throughout the episode; including Who's the hottest Skarsgard? What era of Robert Downey, Jr is best? and Who is Matthew MacFadyen? The Bag of Hotties gives generously and mysteriously with insights on Richard Ayoade, Billy Crystal, Lou Bega, John Boyega, Toby Stephens and a surprisingly hott Andy Serkis.
8: A Tankard of Koala Urine
April 16, 2018 05:01 - 43 minutes - 40.4 MBLittle Bandit proves his behind-the-scenes knowledge of the show with his country steeped theme while Ashley and Jamie recommit themselves to ensuring the facts are known if their subjects are H-O-T-T hot, physically and emotionally. Explorations include the latest from Courtney Barnett, Rufus Sewell, Demi Lovato, the concept of mini-series and a very giving Bag of Hotties with Woody Harrelson, Inspector Gadget and Kylie Minogue.
7: The Biggest Mistake of Our Lives
April 02, 2018 05:01 - 42 minutes - 39.3 MBAn extended theme song from Dave Paulson sets the tone for a whirlwind episode. Ashley and Jamie provide an exhaustive apology regarding the egregious faux paus of Elizabeth Woodville from Episode Six, celebrate the questionably gothic antics of President Abraham Lincoln, the unassailable Phil Lynott, the unpronouncable Domhnall Gleeson, the better-than-Ryan-Adams Mandy Moore, deliver a high priority Suits update and provide a deep dive into Ashley's bathtime rituals. All that AND the bag giv...
6: Don’t They Have Friends & Shit
March 19, 2018 05:01 - 51 minutes - 47.3 MBCoco Hames supplies a confessional theme song this week for an early morning episode in which Ashley and Jamie diversify their crushes. Adoration is given to Trees (Deciduous and Coniferous), the cast of Preacher (Dominic Cooper, Joseph Gilgun, Ruth Negga), Harry Styles and Queen Victoria. Names pulled from the Bag of Hotties take a dark turn with David Bowie, Corey Feldman, and Kiran Culkin but recovers itself with Mary J Blige.
5: A Turnip in a Bag of Pantyhose
March 05, 2018 05:01 - 102 MBNashville band Tower Defense christens the show with a brand new theme song and Ashley and Jamie hit the classic landmark with their fifth episode. Crushes include John Leguizamo, revisiting Rami Malek and a deep, intellectual, dive into Albert Camus and multi-hyphenate musician-android-actress Janelle Monáe. The Bag of Hotties produces insights for Daniel Kaluuya, Lucy Liu, John Stamos and Nikki Cox.
4: Giant Cats with Muscles
February 19, 2018 14:03 - 54 minutes - 75.3 MBJamie and Ashley settle the debate on hottest cartoon characters, as well as tackle Barack Obama, drag queen Milk and a rather tender bit of John Goodman discussion.
Episode 3: Pobody’s Nerfect
February 05, 2018 05:01 - 57 minutes - 52.8 MBJamie opens up about a very specific photo of Martin Landau, Ashley goes to bat for Ray Romano, and the girls deep-dive discuss Dwight Yoakam and Lorde. Plus! Blake Shelton, Prince, Ted McGinley, Alf, and an alarming Suits update.
Episode 2: We Need To Talk About Tilda
January 22, 2018 15:22 - 49 minutes - 69.2 MBThis episode, hosts Jamie and Ashley explain their unapologetic disinterest in Friday Night Lights, recent flirtations with Tracee Ellis Ross, the entire cast of The People vs OJ Simpson and explore long standing crushes on do-no-wrong Clive Owen and the mystical Tilda Swinton. They also pull some questionable names from the Bag of Hotties resulting in strong opinions on the likes of Ron Livingston, New Edition, Bruno Mars, Martin Freeman and many more.
Episode 1: We Are Your New Best Friends
January 10, 2018 23:10 - 41 minutes - 58.2 MBJamie and Ashley introduce the audience to their latest flash-in-the-pan crushes, dissect the hotness of today's most-relevant stars and pull names from a goddamn paper bag and instinctively talk about the hotness of the names of the people, places and/or things in that bag. Notable Hotties Include: Rami Malek, Janine Turner, Rob Morrow, Meghan Markle, Oscar Isaac, Wendy Malick, Mark Hamill, Maggie Gyllenhaal and many more.