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Hornet Heaven

209 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 months ago - ★★★★★ - 6 ratings

Award-winning stories about a wonderful afterlife where fans of Watford Football Club can watch their team for the rest of eternity.

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Episodes

80: The Graham Taylor Stand (S17 E3)

February 21, 2022 18:21 - 39 minutes - 36.6 MB

In August 2021, Hornet Heaven outlaws all forms of discrimination — with serious consequences for a senior member of staff.

The Empty Seat (S17 E2)

February 04, 2022 07:58 - 11 minutes - 10.2 MB

On New Year’s Day 2022, a new arrival in the Watford Football Club afterlife sees something he wasn’t expecting in the Rookery Stand.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

79: The Empty Seat (S17 E2)

February 04, 2022 07:58 - 11 minutes - 10.2 MB

On New Year’s Day 2022, a new arrival in Hornet Heaven sees something he wasn’t expecting in the Rookery Stand.

78: Staying Alive (S17 E1)

January 28, 2022 15:29 - 47 minutes - 43.3 MB

Watford's relegation battle tests the resolve of a long-standing fan. (A poignant story from 1900/01 with strong parallels to 2021/22.)

Staying Alive (S17 E1)

January 28, 2022 15:29 - 47 minutes - 43.3 MB

Watford's relegation battle tests the resolve of a long-standing fan. (A poignant story from 1900/01 with strong parallels to 2021/22.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gift, Noël, Williams (Xmas Special 2021)

December 12, 2021 08:57 - 14 minutes - 13.4 MB

In December 2021, in the Watford Football Club afterlife, the giving of Christmas gifts doesn’t go as planned. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

77: Gift, Noël, Williams (Xmas Special 2021)

December 12, 2021 08:57 - 14 minutes - 13.4 MB

In December 2021, in Hornet Heaven, the giving of Christmas gifts doesn’t go as planned.

76: A Legend For Evermore (Troy Deeney Tribute)

September 09, 2021 21:28 - 25 minutes - 23.6 MB

In late August 2021, residents of Hornet Heaven try to cope with the departure of Watford’s captain and club legend Troy Deeney.

A Legend For Evermore (Troy Deeney Tribute)

September 09, 2021 21:28 - 24 minutes - 34.1 MB

In late August 2021, the departure of Watford Football Club’s captain and legend Troy Deeney upsets residents of the club’s afterlife. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Something Better Change (S16 E4)

August 25, 2021 01:00 - 43 minutes - 39.7 MB

In summer 1977, the change of manager at Watford Football Club brings out a rebellious streak in a young resident of the club’s afterlife.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

75: Something Better Change (S16 E4)

August 25, 2021 01:00 - 43 minutes - 39.7 MB

In summer 1977, the change of manager at Watford FC brings out a rebellious streak in a young Hornet Heaven resident. 

Catching Up (S16 E3)

August 18, 2021 10:39 - 33 minutes - 30.2 MB

In summer 1977, a new arrival in the Watford Football Club afterlife discovers he’s eight years out of sync with everyone else.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

74: Catching Up (S16 E3)

August 18, 2021 10:39 - 33 minutes - 30.2 MB

In summer 1977, a new arrival in Hornet Heaven discovers he’s 8 years out of sync with everyone else. 

The Curious Incident Of The Missing Programmes (S16 E2)

August 13, 2021 01:00 - 29 minutes - 27.1 MB

In summer 1977, a great transformation is about to occur at Watford FC — but a fan in Hornet Heaven isn’t ready for change.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

73: The Curious Incident Of The Missing Programmes (S16 E2)

August 13, 2021 01:00 - 29 minutes - 27.1 MB

In summer 1977, a great transformation is about to occur at Watford FC — but a fan in Hornet Heaven isn’t ready for change. 

The Player (S16 E1)

August 04, 2021 00:00 - 26 minutes - 24.7 MB

In summer 2021, there are questions about the true identity of a new arrival in the Watford Football Club afterlife. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

72: The Player (S16 E1)

August 04, 2021 00:00 - 26 minutes - 24.7 MB

In the summer of 2021, questions arise about the true identity of a new arrival in Hornet Heaven.

The Hornet Heaven Song Contest (2021 Summer Special)

July 30, 2021 06:21 - 15 minutes - 14.6 MB

In the summer of 2021, a contest is held to establish the best new terrace chant in the Watford Football Club afterlife. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

71: The Hornet Heaven Song Contest (2021 Summer Special)

July 30, 2021 06:21 - 15 minutes - 14.6 MB

In the summer of 2021, a contest is held to establish the best new terrace chant in Hornet Heaven.

We Are Going Up (Promotion Special)

May 06, 2021 09:11 - 10 minutes - 9.37 MB

In February 2021, the chief steward in the Watford Football Club afterlife embarrasses himself and must make amends in time for Watford’s promotion celebrations. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

70: We Are Going Up (Promotion Special)

May 06, 2021 09:11 - 10 minutes - 9.37 MB

In February 2021, Hornet Heaven’s chief steward embarrasses himself and must make amends in time for Watford’s promotion celebrations in April.

No Better Place (S15 E4)

March 25, 2021 00:10 - 20 minutes - 19 MB

In 1929, down on earth, a former player watches Watford from the terraces at Vicarage Road, but the excitement proves too much. A dramatisation of a true story. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

69: No Better Place (S15 E4)

March 25, 2021 00:10 - 20 minutes - 19 MB

In 1929, down on earth, a former player watches Watford from the terraces at Vicarage Road, but the excitement proves too much. A dramatisation of a true story.

Mr Mainwood (S15 E3)

March 17, 2021 23:12 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

In 2002, a Watford Football Club fan arriving in the club’s afterlife needs help in acclimatising.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

68: Mr Mainwood (S15 E3)

March 17, 2021 23:12 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

In 2002, a Watford fan arriving in Hornet Heaven needs help in acclimatising to the afterlife. 

The Road to Hornet Heaven (S15 E2)

February 26, 2021 01:00 - 8 minutes - 7.61 MB

In a post-apocalyptic future, a father and son search for what Watford Football Club has meant to them.  A version of this story first appeared in the magazine YBR! (https://thewatfordtreasury.co.uk/ybr.html). The music is from Nick Cave and Warren Ellis's score for the original motion picture 'The Road'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

67: The Road to Hornet Heaven (S15 E2)

February 26, 2021 01:00 - 8 minutes - 7.61 MB

In a post-apocalyptic future, a father and son search for what Watford Football Club has meant to them.  A version of this story first appeared in the magazine YBR! (https://thewatfordtreasury.co.uk/ybr.html). The music is from Nick Cave and Warren Ellis's score for the original motion picture 'The Road'.

66: Troy Story (S15 E1)

February 18, 2021 21:20 - 41 minutes - 37.9 MB

In February 2021, there’s an unexpected new arrival in Hornet Heaven. It’s Troy Deeney.

Troy Story (S15 E1)

February 18, 2021 21:20 - 41 minutes - 37.9 MB

In February 2021, there’s an unexpected new arrival in the Watford Football Club afterlife. It’s Troy Deeney. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

65: The Boy Who Wouldn't Grow Up (S14 E4)

February 04, 2021 12:29 - 41 minutes - 38 MB

In December 2020, plans to celebrate a resident’s 100th anniversary in Hornet Heaven hit a problem.

The Boy Who Wouldn't Grow Up (S14 E4)

February 04, 2021 12:29 - 41 minutes - 38 MB

Plans to celebrate a resident’s 100th anniversary in the Watford Football Club afterlife, in January 2021, run into a problem. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

64: We Go Again (S14 E3)

January 29, 2021 10:43 - 19 minutes - 17.9 MB

In the summer of 2020, a positive-minded character helps the residents of Hornet Heaven bounce back from the disappointment of relegation from the Premier League.

We Go Again (S14 E3)

January 29, 2021 10:43 - 19 minutes - 17.9 MB

In the summer of 2020, a positive-minded character helps the residents of the Watford Football Club afterlife bounce back from the disappointment of relegation from the Premier League. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

63: The Joys of Watford (S14 E2)

January 24, 2021 08:30 - 28 minutes - 26 MB

In 1953, a renowned natural historian, who’d prefer to be studying beetles, is disappointed to find himself in the Watford FC afterlife.

The Joys of Watford (S14 E2)

January 24, 2021 08:30 - 28 minutes - 26 MB

In 1953, a renowned natural historian, who’d far prefer to be studying beetles, is disappointed to find himself in the Watford Football Club afterlife.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

62: The Grey Groundhopper (S14 E1)

January 18, 2021 07:48 - 29 minutes - 26.9 MB

In November 2020, total boredom with Vladimir Ivic’s football leads to an unexpected broadening of Hornet Heaven’s horizons.

The Grey Groundhopper (S14 E1)

January 18, 2021 07:48 - 29 minutes - 26.9 MB

In November 2020, utter boredom with Vladimir Ivic’s football leads to an unexpected broadening of the Watford Football Club afterlife’s horizons. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

61: Carols From Hornet Heaven (Xmas Special 2020)

December 01, 2020 14:15 - 23 minutes - 21.5 MB

In December 2020, the annual Hornet Heaven Festival of Carols has a surprise new soloist.

61: Carols From Hornet Heaven (Christmas Special 2020)

December 01, 2020 14:15 - 23 minutes - 21.5 MB

In December 2020, the annual Hornet Heaven Festival of Carols has a surprise new soloist.

Carols From Hornet Heaven (Xmas Special 2020)

December 01, 2020 14:15 - 23 minutes - 21.5 MB

In December 2020, the annual Festival of Carols in the Watford Football Club afterlife has a surprise new singer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

60: Il Primo (S13 E4)

November 06, 2020 02:00 - 40 minutes - 37.4 MB

In October 1882, a local resident discovers the new sport of Association Football and becomes a Watford fan forever.

Il Primo (S13 E4)

November 06, 2020 02:00 - 40 minutes - 37.4 MB

In October 1882, a local man discovers the new sport of Association Football and becomes a Watford fan forever. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

59: Afternoon of the Living Dead (S13 E3)

October 29, 2020 18:11 - 34 minutes - 32.1 MB

In summer 2012, Laurence Bassini’s terrifying ownership of Watford FC has an apocalyptic effect on Hornet Heaven.

Afternoon of the Living Dead (S13 E3)

October 29, 2020 18:11 - 34 minutes - 32.1 MB

In summer 2012, Laurence Bassini’s terrifying ownership of Watford FC has an apocalyptic effect on Hornet Heaven. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

58: Marvellous Mapps (S13 E2)

October 26, 2020 23:10 - 14 minutes - 13.8 MB

In October 2020, Hornet Heaven makes contact with Adrian Mariappa after he leaves the club — to say goodbye and thank you.  (To help create this tribute to a Watford legend, we sampled an interview with Mapps by Simon Preston of Reggae Boyz Commentary from earlier this year.)

Marvellous Mapps (S13 E2)

October 26, 2020 23:10 - 14 minutes - 13.8 MB

In October 2020, Hornet Heaven makes contact with Adrian Mariappa after he leaves the club — to say goodbye and thank you.  (To help create this tribute to a Watford legend, we sampled an interview with Mapps by Simon Preston of Reggae Boyz Commentary from earlier this year.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

57: Homeless (S13 E1)

October 13, 2020 08:47 - 24 minutes - 22.4 MB

In September 2020, the absence of fans from Vicarage Road has a deep impact on Hornet Heaven.

Homeless (S13 E1)

October 13, 2020 08:47 - 24 minutes - 22.4 MB

In September 2020, the absence of fans from Vicarage Road has a deep impact on the Watford Football Club afterlife. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

My Life Story (S12 E4)

June 12, 2020 07:28 - 29 minutes - 27 MB

The ups and downs of one man’s 56 years as a Watford FC supporter.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

56: My Life Story (S12 E4)

June 12, 2020 07:28 - 29 minutes - 27 MB

The ups and downs of one man’s 56 years as a Watford FC supporter. 

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