Episodes
Episode 15 – Brace for Zoomer Revolt, and Other Pedophile Stories
August 06, 2020 12:38 - 169 MBI’m currently in a twitter feud with with Aubrey Huff AND David Cross on the timeline and i’m trying my hardest to get blocked. You suck, Aubrey, and the Yankees always owned your ass. As for David… looks like you really “blue” this one, bud. Block me now or I will only grow stronger. AlsoContinue reading "Episode 15 – Brace for Zoomer Revolt, and Other Pedophile Stories"
Episode 14 – Mars Attracts, Kush Bombed, and Eco’s Ur-Fascism
August 02, 2020 15:49 - 241 MBOur longest episode yet! Walter, Ian and Matt acknowledge that Mars will always be Filipino, and then we test our patience (but not COVID) with Jared Kushner. Closing out the episode we examine Umberto Eco’s seminal essay, Ur-Fascism
Episode 13 – Rabelais’ eBussy feat. Mikhail Bakhtin
July 30, 2020 03:22 - 186 MBDemocrats fail us yet again, Lin Manuel Miranda does an awful bit about the holocaust, and it has been decided that eBussy is what we’ve always wanted. The institution of laughter that does not laugh will never prevail!
Episode 12 – DuPont Indemnity
July 26, 2020 06:50 - 170 MBBoycott J.K. Rowling. We’ve got a society rotten justice system that caters to the needs of an extreme minority of psychopaths, sickos, and monsters that’s perpetuated on the basis of overwhelming violence. Cool!
Episode 11 – Glory Wohl OR China Thrall OR How I Learned Stop Worrying and Love The Van
July 23, 2020 14:15 - 173 MBMatt, Hunter, and Dave discuss today’s matters of great import. We see the rumblings of war on the horizon, Jacob Wohl pretends to work for a pedophile, and hipsters decide being homeless is cool, actually.
Episode 10 – Black Flags and Black Bags feat. Hunter (not Biden)
July 21, 2020 00:55 - 158 MBMatt, Ian, and Hunter give the rundown on the events of the day, with the murder of Judge Esther Salas’ husband in relation to the Epstein case, Feds black bagging protesters in Portland, and Matt Taibbi’s latest meltdown about having dumb politics.
Episode 9 – All Cops Are Bastards feat. Archie Bunker
July 16, 2020 16:19 - 107 MBMatt, Josh, and Walter (wdefender.com) take a trip to TV Land with a critical look at Norman Lear’s sitcom magnum opus, All In The Family. We discuss how shockingly timeless this 50 year old piece of broadcast television turns out to be – pending economic disaster, racism, and of course, corrupt policemen. I also apparentlyContinue reading "Episode 9 – All Cops Are Bastards feat. Archie Bunker"
Episode 8 – Weimar Germany OR Putsching on the Fritz OR How I Stopped Worrying And Learned It Was Our Turn Next
July 12, 2020 16:14 - 123 MBMatt, Ian, and Dave, Meatwad, Jar Jar Binks, and Ronald Reagan recount the saga of the German nation, from the end of World War I, through the tumult of liberal democracy, to the seemingly inevitable rise of Naziism. Find out if Fascism is coming to a country near you today! No purchase necessary, please consultContinue reading "Episode 8 – Weimar Germany OR Putsching on the Fritz OR How I Stopped Worrying And Learned It Was Our Turn Next"
Episode 7 – Kanye West for President feat. Matt Dearing
July 09, 2020 04:27 - 95 MBMatt, Ian, and new guest Matt Dearing have a little chat about televangelism, Gislayne Maxwell’s Reddit karma score, and maybe why Mr. West is such a strange guy these days. Read your Nietzsche, because Kanye already has, in Chinese.
Episode 6 – Mass Hysteria pt. II – Pizzagate, QAnon, and the Paranoid Style
July 05, 2020 20:58 - 111 MBMatt, Ian, and Josh finish up the two-part series on Mass Hysteria, wherein we learn about the history of political paranoia in America, the absurdity of Pizzagate, and the tragic farce that is QAnon. Josh and Matt learn a new coping mechanism for conspiracy brain after Ian tells us about the Energy Vampire Hivemind.
Episode 5 – Mass Hysteria Part I – McMartin Preschool and the Satanic Panic
July 02, 2020 14:21 - 78.7 MBPart 1 of a 2 part series. Matt, Ian, and Josh talk about the history of hysteria, the truth behind conspiracy, and whether or not they’re sexually attracted to consumer electronics. Special focus for today on the McMartin Preschool Trials, and satanic ritual abuse.
Episode 4- The Roasting of Hinterland feat. Henry Kissinger
June 28, 2020 03:59 - 60.5 MBMatt and Ian tackle and forcibly detain an entire hour’s worth of baseless pot-shots and name-calling towards rural America. We discover a throughline between new world French colonialism, the food supply, and peasant politics of the 18th century. Matt manages to conflate two different assholes named Friedman while Ian screams about turds for a few minutes. Featuring dueling Henry Kissinger impressions. Also with a cold open!!!!
Episode 3 – the Suburbs Pt. 2 – Life in Hell feat. Dave
June 25, 2020 17:07 - 48 MBMatt and Dave consider the surreal and often absurd facts of living in the suburbs. Drug abuse, racism, and being squeezed out of your home town are the topics of the day. It turns out, we really don’t think all that much of it. It’s bad, folks! Also, fuck the police
Episode 2 – Little Boxes, Made of Ticky Tacky
June 21, 2020 16:16 - 51.9 MBMatt and Ian give an easy, breezy history of the suburbs; We lament the loss of a fear of hellfire for the ruling class, and decide that suburban tract-housing is a eugenics experiment gone horribly awry.
Episode 1 – Your City Sucks
June 18, 2020 19:56 - 53.9 MBBaby’s first podcast episode. We talk about why the city ain’t so great all the time. Matt is joined by Josh and Ian for the inaugural episode of CJP.