High n' Dry Podcast
89 episodes - English - Latest episode: 6 days ago - ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsHigh n' Dry is back and better than ever. Hosted by Ryan Baron North and James Crosslin, welcome to a drunken chat at 3 in the morning with your best buds. We're talking pop-culture, history, philosophy, and we are getting wasted along the way. New episodes every other week! Music by AlexGrohl @ Pixabay
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Episodes
Episode 35. Punching Nazis on a Moving Train & James Bond vs. Annabelle (Feat. Garrett K. Jones, Author and Publisher)
June 21, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 43.3 MBSend us a Text Message. This week, Author and Publisher Garrett K. Jones stops by the show to help the Philosophers figure out if the grass is indeed greener in the lives of our favorite fictional characters, and they discover that if you're Mark Wahlberg in Boogie Nights, then yes... yes, the grass is greener. After that, demon doll Annabelle goes toe-to-toe with debonaire super-spy James Bond!
Episode 34. Jeff Goldblum on the Wall & Sonic The Hedgehog vs. Loki (Feat. Jonathan Reddoch, Author & Editor)
June 14, 2021 00:00 - 57 minutes - 39.6 MBSend us a Text Message. If you could be a fly on the wall, what would the people in your life say about you? This week, the High n' Dry Philosophers bring on author and editor Jonathan Reddoch to work out this particular dose of self-reflection. Then, Sonic the Hedgehog tries to find out how many rings he can get out of Marvel's Loki!
Episode 33. You Don't Want to Know & Lucifer vs. Trevor Belmont (Feat. Lin Lustig, Author of Gilded Lies)
June 07, 2021 00:00 - 59 minutes - 40.7 MBSend us a Text Message. This week, The High n Dry Podcast philosophers are ambushed by a mysterious creature that has the true answer to any question they could ever ask. The creature offers to answer a single question from each of them. Armed with unsatisfying answers, the philosophers then need to decide who would win if Lucifer Morningstar and Trevor Belmont decided to take a trip to Pound Town! Lin Lustig, Author of Gilded Lies, stops by to help figure it out.
Episode 32. Love Language Indulgence & Pikachu vs. Darth Maul (Feat. Luke of Talk Far Gaming)
May 31, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 46.5 MBSend us a Text Message. This week, the High n' Dry Podcast Philosophers ask themselves what it takes to love themselves and what it takes to feel love from someone else. They land on: somewhere dark, and just having someone there to catch their last words. After that, Darth Maul gets a Parlor notification and now he has to go fight the electric rodent Pikachu! It's a wild one, and Luke of Talk Far Gaming joins the team to hash it out!
Episode 31. The Things You'll Unlearn & Lady Dimitrescu vs. Ron Weasley (Feat. Joshua Marsella, Author)
May 24, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 42.3 MBSend us a Text Message. Life is not always about learning lessons; sometimes, it's about unlearning them. This week, the High n' Dry Podcast Philosophers discuss what lessons they needed to unlearn in order to become the more complete, healthy people who created a show like this. Then, Ron Weasley takes on the greatest challenge of his life... Lady Dimitrescu! And not once do they get her name right. Featuring Joshua Marsella, Author of Scratches!
Episode 30. Pulling a Dexter & Zapp Brannigan vs. Gonzo (Feat. Clayton Rackley, Entrepreneur)
May 17, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 43.6 MBSend us a Text Message. The High n' Dry Podcast Gang have all had kids, and now local pets are going missing; they've all raised a bunch of serial killers--what now? It's a dark topic, but it's just like all those true-crime pods everyone listens to! Then, because it's a serious episode, Zapp Brannigan fights Gonzo the Muppet. Featuring Clayton Rackley, Entrepreneur.
Episode 29. Pandora's Box & Peter Pan vs. Count Chocula (Feat. Shara Crosslin of 100 Devs)
May 10, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 43.7 MBSend us a Text Message. ***Warning - Sensitive Subject Matter: Suicide.*** This week the High n' Dry Podcast philosophers crack open Pandora's box, and when they see Hope hiding in the back, they argue whether it's good or evil! Then, it's off to Neverland to watch a chocolatey vampire try and murder a flying child. Guest-starring Shara Crosslin of 100Devs!
Episode 28. The Story of Us & Velma Dinkley vs. The Slenderman (Feat. Elizabeth Suggs, Author)
May 03, 2021 00:00 - 56 minutes - 39.1 MBSend us a Text Message. The High n' Dry Philosophers have died! Joined by author Elizabeth Suggs, they make it to the afterlife, and Anubis hands them the book of their lives... What's inside? Whatever is written across those gilded pages, you can be sure of one thing: it's going to be erotic. Then the gang sits down to decide if The Slenderman could defeat the ultimate meddling kid—Velma Dinkley!
Episode 27. Ruler for a Day & Eric Cartman vs. Forrest Gump (Feat. Nathan Scammell, Author of Escape from Arcadia)
April 26, 2021 00:00 - 47 minutes - 33 MBSend us a Text Message. This week, the High n' Dry Podcast philosophers get to be rulers for a day, and it's only about five minutes before they have a moving truck backed up to the White House and are shooting money out of T-shirt cannons! Nathan Scammell, author of Escape from Arcadia: The Sisters of Fate, joins the show for Round II, to decide if Forrest Gump can defeat South Park's Eric Cartman!
Episode 26. The Herd Immunity of Zombies & Scorpion vs. Mario (Feat. Reece Merritt, Comedian)
April 19, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 42.1 MBSend us a Text Message. Would you rather have hotdog arms or a hotdog for a-- wait, what were we talking about? This week, comedian Reece Merritt returns to discuss how long he'd pull through in the Zombie Apocolypse. Turns out, he'd be the guy trying to pet the escaped zombie monkey. Then, Scorpion tries to crash Mario's party!
Episode 25. The Devil Went Down to High n' Dry & Jason Voorhees vs. The Hound (Feat. Mike Salt)
April 12, 2021 00:00 - 53 minutes - 36.5 MBThe Devil never expects a power bottom, and that is exactly what he gets when he pays a visit to the High n' Dry Podcast philosophers. This week, horror writer Mike Salt joins the crew to flesh out his Devil's Contract and to figure out if Sandor Clegane, The Hound, can survive to the end in a battle against the bane of camp counselors, Jason Voorhees!
Episode 25. The Devil Went Down to High n' Dry & Jason Voorhees vs. The Hound (Feat. Mike Salt, Author)
April 12, 2021 00:00 - 53 minutes - 36.7 MBSend us a Text Message. The Devil never expects a power bottom, and that is exactly what he gets when he pays a visit to the High n' Dry Podcast philosophers. This week, horror writer Mike Salt joins the crew to flesh out his Devil's Contract and to figure out if Sandor Clegane, The Hound, can survive to the end in a battle against the bane of camp counselors, Jason Voorhees!
Episode 24. So You've Just Committed Vehicular Manslaughter & Jake the Dog vs. Gandalf (Feat. Luke of Talk Far Gaming)
April 05, 2021 00:00 - 57 minutes - 39.2 MBSend us a Text Message. This week, The High n' Dry Podcast philosophers have just struck a person with their cars on an abandoned stretch of highway. What happens next? Are they turning themselves in, or burying the guy in a shallow grave? Then, Gandalf finally gets his hands on Jake the Dog and that's when things really get out of control. Luke of Talk Far Gaming joins the show to figure it all out.
Episode 23. Run Part II/Pick a Superpower & The Flash vs. Lola Bunny (Feat. Shara Crosslin of 100 Devs)
March 29, 2021 00:00 - 56 minutes - 38.7 MBSend us a Text Message. This week on High n' Dry Podcast, the philosophers finally get around to spoiling that Run movie on Netflix, they all pick out a superpower, then they determine if the fastest member of the Justice League could defeat a bunny designed, for some reason, to be sexy. Featuring Shara Crosslin from 100 Devs, this episode is brought to you by #snydercut and 30-year-olds who are angry that the cartoon bunny isn't sexy enough.
Episode 22. Kicking 9/11 Down the Road & Disney's Stitch vs. The Predator (Feat. Nathan Scammell, Author of Escape from Arcadia)
March 22, 2021 00:00 - 52 minutes - 35.8 MBSend us a Text Message. If you could turn back time. If you could find a way... to change anything in your past, what would you change? If you're a healthy human being, probably nothing. Well, what if you were forced to relive your life, how would you keep things the same? The philosophers tackle these questions and more on their road to enlightenment. Then, they ponder if an intergalactic plushie could murder an intergalactic game hunter. Featuring author of Escape from Arcadia, Nath...
Episode 21. Staff Meeting in Space & Chewbacca vs. The Scarecrow (Feat. Garrison Davis of Uprising: A Guide from Portland)
March 15, 2021 01:00 - 57 minutes - 39.4 MBSend us a Text Message. This week, the philosophers colonize the stars and try and figure out the best way to run a society. Spoiler: there will probably be a lot of meetings. Then, The Walking Carpet himself, Chewbacca, is forced to face his fears when he goes toe to toe with Gotham menace, The Scarecrow. Featuring Garrison Davis!
Episode 20. Fun with Time Machines & Mr. Krabs vs. The Babadook (Feat. Luke of Talk Far Gaming)
March 08, 2021 01:00 - 1 hour - 45.7 MBSend us a Text Message. If you could go back in time to live at any point in history, when would you choose? That's what the philosophers of High n' Dry Podcast ponder before determining that no matter where they end up, they'll probably wind up dead. Then, Mr. Krabs goes to war with his only natural predator--The Babadook.
Episode 19. The Fake Population Problem & Furiosa vs. Ellen Ripley (Feat. Heather K of America's Next Top Model - Cycle 9)
March 01, 2021 01:00 - 53 minutes - 36.9 MBSend us a Text Message. This week, Heather K comes on to get cross-faded. Also, the High n' Dry Crew asks her about overpopulation. Spoiler: Overpopulation is not the real problem. After that, it is a fight to the death between Alien Killer Ellen Ripley and The Queen of Guzzolene Furiosa! Buckle up, cause this one gets wild!
Episode 18. The Three Prisoners & Shrek vs. The Kung-Fu Panda (Feat. Luke of Talk Far Gaming)
February 22, 2021 01:00 - 58 minutes - 40.1 MBSend us a Text Message. Luke of Talk Far Gaming is back to figure out who on the show would rat out a friend! Then, we have the most difficult decision in High n' Dry Podcast history: who would win if Shrek and Po threw down?
Episode 17. The Dude Wallet & The Candyman vs. Beetlejuice (Feat. Ed of DirtWear PB)
February 15, 2021 01:00 - 57 minutes - 39.3 MBSend us a Text Message. This week, Ed comes back to ask the High n' Dry Podcast hosts what they would do if they found a wallet made out of people. Then it's the battle of iconic slashers and goofy poltergeists. Happy Valentine's Day!
Episode 16. The Generational Gap & Scarlet Witch vs. Dumbledore (Feat. Oscar)
February 08, 2021 01:00 - 57 minutes - 39.4 MBSend us a Text Message. This week, the High n' Dry crew gets to the heart of what truly matters. What truly matters: Are old people and young people mean to each other? Could a young witch beat an old wizard's ass? Guest-starring linguistic anthropologist Oscar.
Episode 15. A Dying Spouse & Darth Vader vs. Batman (Feat. Shara Crosslin) (Run Part I)
February 01, 2021 01:00 - 43 minutes - 29.9 MBSend us a Text Message. This week, High n' Dry weighs the life of a dying spouse against private property laws. Then, it's the fight of the damaged orphans as the World's Greatest Detective/Ninja takes on everyone's favorite Sith Lord! There are even some Run Spoilers. Featuring Shara Crosslin.
Episode 14. The Purge & Sherlock Holmes vs. Bigfoot (Feat. Luke Theede)
January 25, 2021 01:00 - 1 hour - 42 MBSend us a Text Message. It's Purge Night on High n' Dry this week and the guys share game plans. After one shot too many, they discuss what would happen if Sherlock Holmes decided to take up Squaching! It's the fight of The Consulting Detective and the elusive Wood Ape! Featuring Luke Theede of Talk FAR Gaming.
Episode 13. Nature or Nurture & Austin Powers vs. Pennywise the Clown (Feat. Reece Merritt)
January 18, 2021 01:00 - 49 minutes - 33.9 MBSend us a Text Message. In this week's episode, the High n' Dry Crew questions the origin of their many many flaws in the classic nature vs. nurture argument. Then Austin Powers brings the Swingin' 60s to... Derry, Maine? That's right! The International Man of Mystery takes on It. Guest-starring Reece Merritt!
Episode 12. The Witch's Asshole & Mr. Peanut vs. Col. Sanders (Feat. Shara Crosslin)
January 11, 2021 01:00 - 48 minutes - 33.6 MBIn this week's episode, the High n' Dry crew discusses knowing the time and place of one's own death. Then, a peanut and a Southern gentleman beat each other around. Forewarning... we had some technical difficulties on this one, but we think it's worth it to gaze into... The Witch's Asshole... Featuring Shara Crosslin! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/highndrypodcast)
Episode 12. The Witch's Asshole & Mr. Peanut vs. Col. Sanders (Feat. a special guest)
January 11, 2021 01:00 - 49 minutes - 33.8 MBSend us a Text Message. In this week's episode, the High n' Dry crew discusses knowing the time and place of one's own death. Then, a peanut and a Southern gentleman beat each other around. Forewarning... we had some technical difficulties on this one, but we think it's worth it to gaze into... The Witch's Asshole... Featuring a special guest!
Episode 11. The Russian Nobleman & Tony the Tiger vs. Smokey Bear (Feat. Ed)
January 04, 2021 01:00 - 57 minutes - 39.4 MBSend us a Text Message. This week, the High n' Dry crew talks about promises and how to keep them. After that, they tackle the question of who would win in a fight between Tony the Tiger and Smokey Bear--two titans of anthropomorphic creatures. One of them has a shovel, and the other loves breakfast. Guest-starring Ed.
Episode 10. The Goodwill of the Gods & Hermione Granger vs. Sabrina Spellman (Feat. Ed)
December 28, 2020 01:00 - 53 minutes - 36.9 MBSend us a Text Message. This week, the High n' Dry crew plead their cases to the gods as to why humanity deserves a second chance, and then they jump into the battle of the teen witches. Hermione Granger takes on Sabrina Spellman for the title of High n' Dry's most powerful spell slinger. Guest Starring Ed.
Episode 9. Our Place in the Universe & John Wick vs. John McClane (Holiday Episode)
December 21, 2020 01:00 - 1 hour - 41.4 MBIn High n' Dry's first Holiday Episode, the guys question the worst-case scenario of finding life on other worlds and then dive into the Battle of the Johns. This one follows a strange path, and you may start to question your favorite maybe-Christmas movie. Happy Holidays!
Episode 9. Our Place in the Universe & John Wick vs. John McClane (Holiday Episode)
December 21, 2020 01:00 - 1 hour - 41.4 MBSend us a Text Message. In High n' Dry's first Holiday Episode, the guys question the worst-case scenario of finding life on other worlds and then dive into the Battle of the Johns. This one follows a strange path, and you may start to question your favorite maybe-Christmas movie. Happy Holidays!
Episode 8. I, Immortal & Gritty vs. The Kool-Aid Man (Feat. Reece Merritt)
December 14, 2020 01:00 - 1 hour - 42.4 MBSend us a Text Message. The guys go hard this week as they ponder accepting immortality. After the existential stuff, Gritty takes on the Kool-Aid Man, Rocky Balboa takes on Cheesasaurus-Rex, all while Philly hangs in the balance. It's a wild ride! Guest-starring Reece Merritt
Episode 7. Are You a Simulation? & Takeshi Kovacs vs. Leeloo (Feat. Ed)
December 07, 2020 01:00 - 58 minutes - 40.1 MBSend us a Text Message. In this week's episode, the High n' Dry Guys ponder if they are living in a simulation only to discover that we are all extras in Milla Jovovich's world experience. After that, they discuss who would win in a fight between Takeshi Kovacs of Altered Carbon and Leeloo of The 5th Element. It's the battle of cyber-noir and 90's action! Guest-starring Ed of Dirtwear PB!
Episode 6. Baby Hitler? & Achilles vs. Geralt of Rivia
November 30, 2020 01:00 - 51 minutes - 35.7 MBSend us a Text Message. Will Geralt figure out where to hit Achilles before it's too late? In this week's episode, the guys talk about what they'd do if they were alone with baby Hitler and then figure out if The Gods can stand up to steel and magic.
Episode 5. The Floating Man & Rick Sanchez vs. Hubert Farnsworth
November 23, 2020 01:00 - 58 minutes - 40.3 MBPrepare your earholes, this episode goes long and deep. The guys have a lot to talk about as they pick apart the Floating Man problem, and determine who would win in a fight between Rick Sanchez of Rick and Morty and Hubert Farnsworth of Futurama. May the best scientist win!
Episode 5. The Floating Man & Rick Sanchez vs. Hubert Farnsworth
November 23, 2020 01:00 - 58 minutes - 40.3 MBSend us a Text Message. Prepare your earholes, this episode goes long and deep. The guys have a lot to talk about as they pick apart the Floating Man problem, and determine who would win in a fight between Rick Sanchez of Rick and Morty and Hubert Farnsworth of Futurama. May the best scientist win!
Episode 4. The Best Friend's Wedding & Ezio Auditore vs. Arya Stark
November 16, 2020 01:00 - 51 minutes - 35.3 MBSend us a Text Message. The guys question if they'd tell each other about a cheating spouse, then talk about assassins.
Episode 3. The Experience Machine & Billy the Butcher vs. The Mandalorian
November 09, 2020 01:00 - 42 minutes - 29.1 MBSend us a Text Message. The guys talk about The Experience Machine, hedonism, and Karl Urban.
Episode 2. Theseus' Ship & Mr. Clean vs. The Brawny Man
November 02, 2020 00:00 - 51 minutes - 35.6 MBSend us a Text Message. Now with upgraded audio for your listening pleasure! The fellas discuss a boat and ask who would win in a fight between Mr. Clean and The Brawny Man. They also delve into the toxicity of social media identity.
WARNING: POOR AUDIO! Pilot Episode. Dexter Morgan vs. Hannibal Lecter
August 13, 2020 01:00 - 43 minutes - 30 MBWARNING: the audio is rough on this pilot episode, and it is not reflective of the quality or pacing of the rest of the series. It gets so much better starting next week! The fellas discuss the Trolley Dilemma and ponder who would win in a fight between Dexter Morgan and Hannibal Lecter. They also make it clear they would commentate ringside at a fight between Micheal C. Hall and Anthony Hopkins.