Here, Make This...
182 episodes - English - Latest episode: 7 days ago -"Here, Make This..." the podcast jam-packed full of explosive ideas by two guys too lazy to bring them to reality. Ideas for products, services, movies and TV shows. From the downright absurd to the mildly plausible. Tune in each episode as our hosts Andrew Jackman and Matt Larkin discuss and critique ideas, present some sketches and bring their fake products to life.
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Episodes
Episode 128: Female Transport and Long Movies
May 24, 2023 08:00 - 28 minutes - 19.9 MBLarko takes us to the movies and Jackas brings something for ladies on the go
Episode 127: 11 Secret (H)erbs and Spices and Dental Hygiene
May 17, 2023 08:00 - 51 minutes - 35.3 MBWe're in the second biggest room in the house while Larko takes a stab at (H)erbs
Episode 126: Sleeping for the Blind and Toilet Check-ups
May 10, 2023 08:00 - 38 minutes - 26.8 MBWe're in bed and the toilet this week. That's it.
Episode 125: Dreaming of Recycling
May 03, 2023 08:00 - 41 minutes - 28.7 MBHere at Here Make this we dream of big things but unfortunately can't remember them in the morning. Larko also has planet-saving ideas. It's a shame we don't bring any of this stuff to life.
Episode 124: TV Shows and Star Wars Fun
April 26, 2023 08:00 - 43 minutes - 30.2 MBIt's all about the TV this week. Larko is a little frustrated with all the streaming services. Jackas brings us to the Star Wars universe and a new TV show for the nerds.
Episode 123 - More Condiments and Comedy
April 19, 2023 08:00 - 43 minutes - 29.9 MBIf you thought we'd done condiments to death, you'd be wrong. Larko also takes us through a new form of public transport.
Episode 122: Glorious Food
April 12, 2023 08:00 - 43 minutes - 29.7 MBIt's all about the taste this week on Here Make This. Food, glorious food. Larko deals with an issue at the cinema and Jackas deals with the issue of his waste line.
Episode 121: Dangerous Activities and Musicals
April 05, 2023 08:00 - 47 minutes - 32.8 MBIt's the "danger" episode. Dangerous activities, dangerous movies, dangerous ideas and sometimes dangerous jokes.
Episode 120: Family Threats and Drinking Temperature
March 29, 2023 07:00 - 46 minutes - 32.3 MBWhen all else fails with family discipline, Larko has something to truely motivate them to behave. Jackas describes what it takes to maintain optimum coffee drinking temperature.
Episode 119: New Ads and New Protein
March 22, 2023 07:00 - 51 minutes - 35.2 MBSick of politics and the ads? Larko has your solution. Jackas is hungry for something new. A new and somewhat controversial protein.
Episode 118: Deaths and Marriages
March 15, 2023 07:00 - 46 minutes - 32 MBIt's a sad day in the Here Make This studio where we tackle the sensative subject of "death" and Jackas presents an idea for what to do with your loved ones once they pass. Larko is at the other end of the spectrum and presents an idea for Love.
Episode 117: Kinks and Shocks
March 08, 2023 07:00 - 46 minutes - 32.2 MBThere's nothing more satisfying than drivers who appreciate good etiquette. Then there's those rude and selfish ones who don't play by the rules. Do you have a fetish? Listen to this episode.
Episode 116: Sun, Pills and Relaxation
March 01, 2023 07:00 - 56 minutes - 38.7 MBOur returning guest Scotty hits us with a literal explosive idea. Larko takes us down the beach for a quick dip. Jackas stays at home in the bathroom.
Episode 115: Pork Products and Sock-session
February 22, 2023 07:00 - 35 minutes - 24.2 MBWe delve into the world of pork products, particularly everyone's favourite at Christmas time, ham. Jackas talks us through his obsession with socks.
Episode 114: Kids Artwork and Keeping Your Pants Up
February 15, 2023 07:00 - 42 minutes - 29.3 MBDeclutter the house with Larko's idea for some kitchen-based tech. Jackas takes us back to high school and then back to the future with a new fashion accessory.
Episode 113: Community Gardening and A Brand New Horror
February 08, 2023 07:00 - 47 minutes - 32.4 MBJackas presents another community service. Larko takes us through a brand new film that 's never been done before, with enormous potential.
Episode 112: Hygiene, Cash and Men's Mental Health
February 01, 2023 07:00 - 46 minutes - 31.9 MBWe welcome back our inaugural guest Scotty and he absolutely tears it apart. It's barely worth mentioning Jackas and Larko's ideas!
Episode 111: Sweet Caffeine and Shitty Jobs
January 25, 2023 23:00 - 42 minutes - 29.1 MBWe put more people out of a job by introducing some cleaning tech. Larko freshens up that stench coming from the back seat of the car, finally.
Episode 110: Non-sporting Highlights and 50's Nostalgia
January 18, 2023 07:00 - 38 minutes - 26.6 MBJackas gets nostalgic and drops an obvious Back to the Future reference. Larko hates sport but thinks he's found a way to watch some of the off-field action.
Episode 109: Sweet Corn and Helping the Nurses
January 11, 2023 07:00 - 42 minutes - 29 MBWe love corn on Here Make This. So much so, we're keen to start a new corn community. Larko is also very enthusiastic about helping out our nurses.
Episode 108: Celebrating Mediocrity and Dealing with the Dickheads (again)
January 04, 2023 07:00 - 49 minutes - 34.4 MBIf you feel a bit of a loser and never really accomplished anything of acedemic merit, Larko has you covered. Jackas is going to change the world and rid us of ALL the dickheads.
Episode 107: Dairy Treats and Service Restitution
December 28, 2022 07:00 - 52 minutes - 35.8 MBIf you thought "Throwing Down the Gauntlet" was a bad idea, just wait until you hear Larko's attempt. Jackas puts forward a nostalgic business idea with far greater response.
Episode 106: Hear Ye, Hear Ye, who's Cancelled?
December 21, 2022 07:00 - 51 minutes - 35.7 MBIn the world of social media, how do you keep up with the latest cancellations? In the modern day, how can we settle our differences? Listen in for all the answers....or not.
Episode 105: Getting Old and Trying to Keep Up
December 14, 2022 07:00 - 47 minutes - 32.6 MBWe show our age by dumbing down some technology and not participating in any physical exertion.
Episode 104: Supermarket Annoyances and Greasy Buckets
December 07, 2022 07:00 - 46 minutes - 31.9 MBIt's a finger-licking good episode. We talk fried chicken with prizes and a shopping experience made better with a little bit of technology and some lab work.
Episode 103: New Fines and Automating Kitchen Effort
November 30, 2022 07:00 - 57 minutes - 39.5 MBThe "It took me an hour to edit this fucking thing. Thanks for nothing Larko. Would you just shut-up and get on with it please Larko" Episode.
Episode 102: Pure and Utter Laziness
November 23, 2022 07:00 - 40 minutes - 28.1 MBIf this podcast has ONE key theme it would have to be laziness. In this episode, we continue the theme and present two ideas which frees up your time.
Episode 101: Notches on the Bedpost and Perfect Matches
November 16, 2022 07:00 - 49 minutes - 34.2 MBIf social media ever shutdown, Jackas idea might have wings. Larko takes us back to the 80's and revamps and old gameshow to find a perfect match.
Episode 100: The 100th Episode!
November 09, 2022 07:00 - 56 minutes - 38.5 MBWe made it damn it, we made it! It's the 100th episode of Here Make This! We reflect on previous ideas, redo some old classics and go over a few of our favourite 'isims. Enjoy folks, and thanks for sticking with us!
Episode 99: Outdated Tunes and Frosty Drinks
November 02, 2022 07:00 - 52 minutes - 36.1 MBWe solve the issue of keeping your drinks frosty on a hot day. Larko reflects on a few tunes which appear to be outdated.
Episode 98: Updating Movies and More Condiment Stuff
October 26, 2022 07:00 - 49 minutes - 34.3 MBWe complete the range of Here Make This condiment products with an absolute corker from Jackas. Larko elightens us on the issues with movie promotions.
Episode 97: Cars and Coffee
October 19, 2022 07:00 - 47 minutes - 32.8 MBThere's not enough coffee in Melbourne apparently. Larko attempts to fix that issue on this week's episode. Jackas wants to personalise his car.
Episode 96: Cooking Convenience and Seated Comfort
October 12, 2022 07:00 - 44 minutes - 30.5 MBWant more convinience in the kitchen? Can't be bother cooking? Sit back and let Here Make This do all the work. Larko also seeks out seated comfort.
Episode 95: Device Chargers and the Kitchen Comeback
October 05, 2022 07:00 - 40 minutes - 27.9 MBLarko thinks he's on a winner. Jackas let's him do his thing but it doesn't turn out as expected. Jackas revisits a Here Make This classic, revinvents the genre and represents it.
Episode 94: Filtering Spam and Curbing Behaviours
September 28, 2022 08:00 - 38 minutes - 26.6 MBSick of the spams and the scams coming in via your mobile? Tune in to hear the solution. Larko gets the fastest Explosion in the history of Hear Make This. It's one for the history books.
Episode 93: Traffic Jams and Dedications
September 21, 2022 08:00 - 46 minutes - 31.9 MBLarko leans on his musical talents once again and presents an outstanding idea for generating a lovely bit of bunsen. Jackas gets excited about poor behaviour on our roads.
Episode 92: Sports for the Hefty and Training Others
September 14, 2022 07:00 - 37 minutes - 26.2 MBWe take a winter sport and turn it into a potentially hilarious reality TV show. There's also an attemnpt to stand on the shoulders of giants.
Episode 91: Local Garbage and New Punctuation
September 07, 2022 08:00 - 42 minutes - 29.2 MBWe pay tribute to those hard working garbage men and women of the world as Larko presents us an idea to effectively inconvinience them while they're working. Jackas isn't satisfied with his keyboard layout so proposes a new punctuation mark !?
Episode 90: Toast and Soft-touch Bathrooms
August 31, 2022 08:00 - 34 minutes - 24 MBSome appliances can't seem to perform the very function they're named for. This week we tackle one more device and have a lovely bagel while we're at it. Larko vents on his family, allegedly.
Episode 89: Bathroom Exclusives and Sharing Stuff
August 24, 2022 08:00 - 53 minutes - 36.6 MBIf you've ever wanted more privacy, cleanliness and exclusivity in your public toilet visits then Larko has the idea for you. Jackas tackles the issue of accumulating too many appliances.
Episode 88: Movies for Blokes and Saving More Time
August 17, 2022 08:00 - 44 minutes - 30.8 MBIt's a vibe episode. Larko pitches a new movie genre for a demographic that hasn't yet been serviced by Hollywood. Jackas takes us through some ideas for saving more time.
Episode 88: Movies for Blokes and Saving More TIme
August 17, 2022 08:00 - 44 minutes - 30.8 MBIt's a vibe episode. Larko pitches a new movie genre for a demographic that hasn't yet been serviced by Hollywood. Jackas takes us through some ideas for saving more time.
Episode 87: The Bloody Kids Episode
August 10, 2022 08:00 - 44 minutes - 30.9 MBA special "Kids" episode of Here Make This. Not an episode FOR kids, an episode ABOUT kids, and not in a weird creepy way.
Episode 86: The Poo and Wee Episode
August 03, 2022 08:00 - 46 minutes - 32.2 MBWithout any pre-production meeting (as always), we stumble upon to two ideas straight from the toilet. It's the special Here Make This "Poo and Wee" episode.
Episode 85: Space-age Tech and Training Your Kids
July 27, 2022 08:00 - 44 minutes - 30.3 MBLarko presents THE idea. It's up there with velcro, the Modle T and the light buld. Jackas has a bit of a vent about the bloody kids and trying to keep them in line.
Episode 84: Dodging the Vote and Meeting Your Neighbours
July 20, 2022 08:00 - 44 minutes - 30.6 MBWe exercise our democratic right and get out there amongst the people of Australia to cast our vote. We then return home, visit the neighbours and have a couple of drinks.
Episode 83: Fuck Rupert Murdoch and Non-Gambling Gambling
July 13, 2022 08:00 - 47 minutes - 32.9 MBWe reminisce of times gone by. When things were simpler and tv's required you to stand up to change the channel. Larko presents something he knows little about.
Episode 82: Re-branding and Morning Time-Saving
July 06, 2022 08:00 - 37 minutes - 25.8 MBSometimes a medical procedure can sound a bit scary, but Larko talks us through an idea from the HMT marketing department to help you through it. Jackas combines to procedures into one to save us time in the mornings.
Episode 81: Back to the Toilet and Diner Music
June 29, 2022 08:00 - 41 minutes - 28.6 MBThis week's episode is a fine example of the vintage. With hints of blueberry and cinnamon, the palate is mild and the body is bold. Best accompanied by a beer.
Episode 80: Crap Meetings and Potato Options
June 22, 2022 08:00 - 37 minutes - 25.8 MBThis episode is a mess. No structure. Bad impressions Waffling on about nothing in particular. Stolen ideas. Star Wars references. It's probably worth skipping if we're honest