Here, Make This...
193 episodes - English - Latest episode: 5 days ago -"Here, Make This..." the podcast jam-packed full of explosive ideas by two guys too lazy to bring them to reality. Ideas for products, services, movies and TV shows. From the downright absurd to the mildly plausible. Tune in each episode as our hosts Andrew Jackman and Matt Larkin discuss and critique ideas, present some sketches and bring their fake products to life.
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Episodes
Episode 188: Cat Comms and Chopping
July 17, 2024 08:00 - 47 minutes - 32.9 MBLarko leverages a previous idea, rebrands it, repackages it and presents it. It's not bad. Jackas craps on about knives for 10 minutes.
Episode 187: Pending Title: Food in the Toilet* (*not literally IN the toilet. We're not pigs)
July 10, 2024 08:00 - 1 hour - 41.4 MBFood in the toilet. And bouncing!
Episode 186: Pending Title: Food in the Toilet* (*not literally IN the toilet. We're not pigs)
July 10, 2024 08:00 - 1 hour - 41.4 MBFood in the toilet. And bouncing!
Episode 186: Clits, Sax and Teats
July 03, 2024 10:00 - 1 hour - 47.8 MBDon't let the episode title throw you. It's an M-rated episode where we cover chocolate, milk and mobile broadcasting
Episode 185: Sarcasm, Dairy Products and Exercise Power
June 26, 2024 08:00 - 48 minutes - 33.7 MBThe big man is back. Chezlar joins us for another smashing episode, covering sarcasm, milk and kinetic energy.
Episode 184: The (Other) Food Episode
June 19, 2024 08:00 - 40 minutes - 27.6 MBIt's another all-food episode. Kinks and big arse burgers. Not in that order.
Episode 183: Painting, Gigs and Condiments (Again)
June 12, 2024 08:00 - 51 minutes - 35.7 MBIt's a fully explosize episode! (Spoiler alert) Chezlar drops by the studio for a couple of Black Russians and hilarity ensues
Episode 182: Peeing for Mileage and Vending Medicinals
June 05, 2024 08:00 - 36 minutes - 25.2 MBLarko is changing THE WORLD with his idea for a new fuel source. Jackas has another rant about fucking Pharmacists
Episode 181: Cheap Flying, Easy Parking and Fucking Eggs
May 31, 2024 23:00 - 1 hour - 44.4 MBThere's a special feeling in the air as we welcome back Chezlar to the podcast. We talk parking, eggs and flying. Something for everyone this week.
Episode 180: Apparel and Manchester
May 22, 2024 08:00 - 38 minutes - 26.2 MBLarko has a great idea, about 4 years too late. Jackas has a great idea
Episode 179: Sweet Treats, Homeless Employment, Drexting
May 15, 2024 08:00 - 51 minutes - 35.1 MBChezlaaaaaaaaaaaaaar is back and he's brought his Nutbush with him. Larko presents an idea with the longest name in the history of the podcast.
Episode 178: Pet Poop, Poor Drivers, Quick Change
May 08, 2024 08:00 - 57 minutes - 39.6 MBPets taking a shit. New clothing experiences and Jackas has another rant at crap drivers.
Episode 177: Listening to Animals and Disco Cocktails
May 01, 2024 08:00 - 36 minutes - 25.4 MBListening to animals and having a bit of fun at their owner's expense. Enjoy your next cocktail party by combining your two loves. We've got you completely covered this week.
Episode 176: Smoking, Slurping and Musical Fish
April 24, 2024 08:00 - 49 minutes - 33.9 MBSmoking, Slurping and Musical Fish. Nuff said!
Episode 175: Stealing Goods and Eating Snacks
April 23, 2024 10:00 - 48 minutes - 33.6 MBSitting on the couch and got a hankering for your favourite snack? We present an idea for sorting it out. Larko thinks it's ok to steal shit if you're old.
Episode 174: Pizza, Pooping and Bags
April 10, 2024 08:00 - 56 minutes - 39 MBShe's back again. The Tank joins us for another exciting episode of your favourite podcast. We mention pizza, pooping and bags.
Episode 173: Walking for POWER and Selfies
April 03, 2024 07:00 - 29 minutes - 20.3 MBTake your exercise to a whole new power level! Larko resorts to AI, as we do.
Episode 172: Parties, Dancing and Supermarket Annoyances
March 27, 2024 09:00 - 58 minutes - 40.2 MBThe Tank is back! We cover partiy conversations, dancefloor proxys, and supermarkets!
Episode 171: Smart Appliances and Filling Seats
March 20, 2024 07:00 - 44 minutes - 30.8 MBWe're feeling rather smart this week. Larko presents yet another app. Jackas reckons a smart appliance could help out in the kitchen.
Episode 170: The Ice-cream Episode
March 13, 2024 07:00 - 33 minutes - 23.3 MBWe're bulging out of our pants at this episode of your favourite podcast. Just in time for summer is "The Ice-cream Episode". It's tasty, sweet and cool. Enjoy!
Episode 169: Feet and Teeth
March 06, 2024 07:00 - 39 minutes - 27.2 MBSore feet? Tune in. Lazy brushing your teeth? Tune in!
Episode 168: Printing Desserts and Saving Seats
February 28, 2024 07:00 - 55 minutes - 38.5 MBWe venture into the realms Artificial Intelligence (as opposed to the Reality Idiots that host this podcast). Larko has something for the late-comers.
Episode 167: Virtual Silence
February 21, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour - 48.7 MBBack by popular demand Think Tank (Tanya) is back in the studio. God knows, we need some help to carry this thing. Does anyone even read these descriptions anymore?
Episode 166: Moody Abductions
February 14, 2024 07:00 - 47 minutes - 32.9 MBEver need to get in the right mood? Allow us to assist you with one of Jackas' wonderful inventions. Larko has an idea to recreate your favourite alien encounter
Episode 165: Poppin' into Singles Night
February 07, 2024 07:00 - 45 minutes - 31.4 MBIt's another popin' fresh episode of your favourite podcast. One for the singles and those that love their snacks.
Episode 164: Mobile networking and Slapping
January 31, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour - 46.2 MBWe're back with a very special guest! Someone who's heard a grand total of one episode and has been trust into the limelight with literal hours notice. Enjoy!
Episode 163: Food to You and You to Food
January 24, 2024 07:00 - 47 minutes - 32.6 MBIt's all about the food this week. Meals and snacks to be precise. Either we bring you to the food or we bring the food to you.
Episode 162: Debating for Chumps and Planning Screen Time
January 17, 2024 07:00 - 36 minutes - 25.4 MBEver had an argument and need some help, whilst also staying fashion conscious? Us too. Larko has a TV idea.
Episode 161: Helping People Forget and Leveling Up
January 10, 2024 05:00 - 51 minutes - 35.7 MBWe need to level up as a country. Get rid of the under-performers and non-contributors and replace them with better citizens. Jackas has the solution. Larko wants to help people forget.
Episode 160: Gross Liquor and Cracking Ideas
January 03, 2024 07:00 - 34 minutes - 23.9 MBSometimes people miss out at Christmas time and Jackas is on a mission to ensure they're included. Larko is kinda gross.
Episode 159: Christmas Deliveries
December 27, 2023 07:00 - 42 minutes - 29 MBWe take on Big Transport with a little idea for low cost and low expectation deliveries. Jackas delivers a delicious Christmas idea.
Episode 158: Flaming Gardens and Helping the Homeless
December 20, 2023 07:00 - 35 minutes - 24.4 MBTop drawing work this week. In fact, probably the best we've ever done.
Episode 157: The Outsourced Episode
December 13, 2023 07:00 - 36 minutes - 25.2 MBIt's the Outsourced Episode. We're lazy and present other people's ideas.
Episode 156: Deep Sea Descent and Toilet Fumes
December 06, 2023 07:00 - 43 minutes - 30.1 MBWe descend into the depths of the sea and the depths of the toilet.
Episode 155: Mad Musicals and Internet Trolls
November 29, 2023 07:00 - 51 minutes - 35.6 MBA decent into madness and, from the ashes, arises a brand new musical. Larko tackles the internet trolls.
Episode 154: Gig Queues and Playlists
November 22, 2023 07:00 - 51 minutes - 35.2 MBA special gig episode this week. We reminisce over the Paul McCartney concert, talk about how to get yourself a beer, and how to catch up on the gig playlist.
Episode 153: Picking Up and Drinking
November 15, 2023 07:00 - 49 minutes - 33.9 MBGrab your flannelette shirts, grow out your mullets and put on those desert boots. We hark back to the 90's and head out drinking and picking up.
Episode 152: Staying Dry, Festival Frustrations and Stuff
November 08, 2023 07:00 - 57 minutes - 39.6 MBA very special guest joins us to present a magnificent idea for music goers. Jackas' idea literally came to him moments before the episode. Larko has an idea too apparently.
Episode 151: Back to the Toilet and Pants
November 01, 2023 07:00 - 42 minutes - 29.4 MBLarko's ptiches a cracker. One for the men and it involves underpants. Jackas steals an idea from the intrawebs and surprises even himself.
Episode 150: The "Special 150th Episode" Episode
October 25, 2023 07:00 - 15 minutes - 10.8 MBWe celebrate 150th episodes by bringing on some new sponsors!
Episode 149: Drying Clothes and Meat Deliveries
October 18, 2023 07:00 - 34 minutes - 23.9 MBThis week we're left flabbergasted when Larko presents an idea and we simply can't believe it doesn't exist. Jackas finds another way to deliver delicious food.
Episode 148: Avoiding Smells and Muffling Plopage
October 11, 2023 07:00 - 33 minutes - 22.8 MBLarko adds another icon to his GPS map. Jackas takes us back to our favourite room in the house and attempts to solve yet another toilet problem.
Episode 147: Alive Animal Control and Dead Animal Control
October 04, 2023 07:00 - 43 minutes - 29.8 MBLarko needs to control his animal. Jackas needs to control his sausage.
Episode 146: Green Thumbs and Foreigners
September 27, 2023 08:00 - 43 minutes - 29.9 MBIf you struggle to understand foreign accents then Larko has something you might be interested in. Jackas has something for the not-so-green thumbs.
Episode 145: Water Fitness and Spreadable Fat
September 20, 2023 08:00 - 33 minutes - 23.1 MBLarko is no swimmer, but we talk through an idea from a listener to entertain you while in the pool. Jackas wants butter that's easier to spread.
Episode 144: Fitness Motivation and Water Travel
September 13, 2023 08:00 - 49 minutes - 34.3 MBJackas wonders if there's a way to motivate people to get to the gym with financial incentives. Larko needs to spew and piss on a boat.
Episode 143: Waking Up and Tracking "Friends"
September 06, 2023 08:00 - 48 minutes - 33.1 MBEver wonder where those kids from High School ended up. So does Larko and his new TV show will help you track them down. Jackas decides bacon is the best way to wake up.
Episode 142: Travel Time Saving and Kitchen Annoyances
August 30, 2023 08:00 - 34 minutes - 23.8 MBA special idea from a loyal listener allows Larko a week off. Jackas wonders why on earth we need cupboards and drawers for cutlery, crockery, pots and pans.
Episode 141: Movies and TV Shows
August 22, 2023 14:00 - 32 minutes - 22.1 MBThis week we take you on a magical journey into the world of TV and movies. Larko has some thoughts around identifying movies and Jackas obviously still doesn't like Influencers.
Episode 140: Just Leave Us Alone
August 16, 2023 08:00 - 34 minutes - 23.7 MBLarko wants people to leave him alone when he's hungover. But how do you keep people at bay when you're not up for chatting? Jackas just wants some peace and quite while he's flying.