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Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

321 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 4 years ago - ★★★★★ - 44 ratings

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Episode 52 – Team America: World Police (2004 Film)

January 26, 2019 05:14 - 50 minutes - 37.7 MB

Where were you when Donkey Kong said “trans rights”? If you were the President, you were probably overseeing a coup in Venezuela. In other words, it’s a slow news week in 2019. Caroline and Patrick welcome Linus back home and settle in for a normal one. Apologies for the uneven audio levels near the end. Featuring: Patrick, Linus, Caroline Edited by alex leafcrunch Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Eminem – Without Me

052 – Team America: World Police (2004 Film)

January 26, 2019 05:14 - 50 minutes - 37.7 MB

Where were you when Donkey Kong said "trans rights"? If you were the President, you were probably overseeing a coup in Venezuela. In other words, it's a slow news week in 2019. Caroline and Patrick welcome Linus back home and settle in for a normal one. Apologies for the uneven audio levels near the end. Featuring: Patrick, Linus, Caroline Edited by alex leafcrunch Music used: The Taxpayers - Evil Men Eminem - Without Me

52 – Team America: World Police (2004 Film)

January 26, 2019 05:14 - 50 minutes - 37.7 MB

Where were you when Donkey Kong said “trans rights”? If you were the President, you were probably overseeing a coup in Venezuela. In other words, it’s a slow news week in 2019. Caroline and Patrick welcome Linus back home and settle in for a normal one. Apologies for the uneven audio levels near the end. Featuring: Patrick, Linus, Caroline Edited by alex leafcrunch Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Eminem – Without Me

Episode 51 – Donald's Declassifed Government Survival Guide

January 18, 2019 23:40 - 1 hour - 63.9 MB

The podcast’s transfeminine trifecta delivers you the week’s news in a delicious, patriotic, presidential American Cheese and Canadian Bacon hamberder-style sandwich. We’re three weeks into 2019 and I just checked my watch: it looks like we’re having a normal one! Thanks for listening to Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die! Featuring: Sara, Eden, alex leafcrunch Edited by alex leafcrunch. Yes I get to put my twitter in twice. Music used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Mad About Me – Figri...

51 – Donald's Declassifed Government Survival Guide

January 18, 2019 23:40 - 1 hour - 63.9 MB

The podcast’s transfeminine trifecta delivers you the week’s news in a delicious, patriotic, presidential American Cheese and Canadian Bacon hamberder-style sandwich. We’re three weeks into 2019 and I just checked my watch: it looks like we’re having a normal one! Thanks for listening to Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die! Featuring: Sara, Eden, alex leafcrunch Edited by alex leafcrunch. Yes I get to put my twitter in twice. Music used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Mad About Me – Figri...

051 – Donald’s Declassifed Government Survival Guide

January 18, 2019 23:40 - 1 hour - 63.9 MB

The podcast's transfeminine trifecta delivers you the week's news in a delicious, patriotic, presidential American Cheese and Canadian Bacon hamberder-style sandwich. We're three weeks into 2019 and I just checked my watch: it looks like we're having a normal one! Thanks for listening to Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die! Featuring: Sara, Eden, alex leafcrunch Edited by alex leafcrunch. Yes I get to put my twitter in twice. Music used: Evil Men - The Taxpayers Mad About Me - Figrin D'an

050 – The Purge 6: Joshua Tree

January 11, 2019 22:48 - 1 hour - 42.6 MB

Bezos is filing for divorce? Folks, he should be filing his taxes! Join Sam, Patrick, Sara and Josh as they discuss the bipartisan agreement to be weird about AOC, the President saying "build my own wall or get poisoned, no government this year." (paraphrased), and more as 2019 continues to shape up as a normal one. Fuck! We didn't make a joke about "Josh"ua Tree. Featuring Sam, Patrick, Sara, Josh. Edited by alex leafcrunch. Music used: Evil Men - The Taxpayers U2 - Where The Streets Have ...

50 – The Purge 6: Joshua Tree

January 11, 2019 22:48 - 1 hour - 42.6 MB

Bezos is filing for divorce? Folks, he should be filing his taxes! Join Sam, Patrick, Sara and Josh as they discuss the bipartisan agreement to be weird about AOC, the President saying “build my own wall or get poisoned, no government this year.” (paraphrased), and more as 2019 continues to shape up as a normal one. Fuck! We didn’t make a joke about “Josh”ua Tree. Featuring Sam, Patrick, Sara, Josh. Edited by alex leafcrunch. Music used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers U2 – Where The Streets H...

Episode 50 – The Purge 6: Joshua Tree

January 11, 2019 22:48 - 1 hour - 42.6 MB

Bezos is filing for divorce? Folks, he should be filing his taxes! Join Sam, Patrick, Sara and Josh as they discuss the bipartisan agreement to be weird about AOC, the President saying “build my own wall or get poisoned, no government this year.” (paraphrased), and more as 2019 continues to shape up as a normal one. Fuck! We didn’t make a joke about “Josh”ua Tree. Featuring Sam, Patrick, Sara, Josh. Edited by alex leafcrunch. Music used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers U2 – Where The Streets H...

HKIPGTD State Of The Union 2019

January 04, 2019 05:01 - 12 minutes - 6.8 MB

A thankaroo from us to you. It’s been a really great experience to do this show for a year and so we put something together to say “Thamk Yuo” While you’re here let me also extend my (patrick) and our (assorted non-patrick) thanks to: Sara, for getting us all off our asses to actually get the show going Sam, for doing so much of the heavy lifting re:editing in the beginning and also in the now Matt, for giving our show a place to call home Brooks and Eddy for providing the wonderful com...

049 – One Point Seven Dollars

December 28, 2018 21:14 - 1 hour - 58.8 MB

It's almost 2019, and it's time to reflect on the very normal year we've had, and turn our eyes forward to the very normal year to come. It's Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die! How much will Sam personally donate to fund the border wall? Which politician's fetish will become public knowledge next year? Tune in for the answers to these questions, and more. Featuring Sam, Patrick, Sara. Edited by alex leafcrunch. Music used: The Taxpayers - Evil Men ~Oingo and Boingo~ - Makoto Yasumura,...

Episode 49 – One Point Seven Dollars

December 28, 2018 21:14 - 1 hour - 58.8 MB

It’s almost 2019, and it’s time to reflect on the very normal year we’ve had, and turn our eyes forward to the very normal year to come. It’s Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die! How much will Sam personally donate to fund the border wall? Which politician’s fetish will become public knowledge next year? Tune in for the answers to these questions, and more. Featuring Sam, Patrick, Sara. Edited by alex leafcrunch. Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men ~Oingo and Boingo~ – Makoto Yasum...

49 – One Point Seven Dollars

December 28, 2018 21:14 - 1 hour - 58.8 MB

It’s almost 2019, and it’s time to reflect on the very normal year we’ve had, and turn our eyes forward to the very normal year to come. It’s Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die! How much will Sam personally donate to fund the border wall? Which politician’s fetish will become public knowledge next year? Tune in for the answers to these questions, and more. Featuring Sam, Patrick, Sara. Edited by alex leafcrunch. Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men ~Oingo and Boingo~ – Makoto Yasum...

48 – Mom Boot Goofin'

December 08, 2018 03:48 - 57 minutes - 56.5 MB

Call us the Oscars, because we needed a new host! Two of them, actually! But like we’re not gonna fire them, like what the Oscars did to Kevin Hart. Look, it’s hard being topical, okay? Either way – please welcome our two new hosts, Alex (Leafcrunch) and Roy (Fuckwarlock)! They’re our newest additions to the roster and we’re really excited to have them. Join us as we mourn the death of George Homework Bush at the hands of his tragic No Nut November accident, mourn the loss of female-presenti...

Episode 48 – Mom Boot Goofin'

December 08, 2018 03:48 - 57 minutes - 56.5 MB

Call us the Oscars, because we needed a new host! Two of them, actually! But like we’re not gonna fire them, like what the Oscars did to Kevin Hart. Look, it’s hard being topical, okay? Either way – please welcome our two new hosts, Alex (Leafcrunch) and Roy (Fuckwarlock)! They’re our newest additions to the roster and we’re really excited to have them. Join us as we mourn the death of George Homework Bush at the hands of his tragic No Nut November accident, mourn the loss of female-presenti...

048 – Mom Boot Goofin’

December 08, 2018 03:48 - 57 minutes - 56.5 MB

Call us the Oscars, because we needed a new host! Two of them, actually! But like we’re not gonna fire them, like what the Oscars did to Kevin Hart. Look, it’s hard being topical, okay? Either way – please welcome our two new hosts, Alex (Leafcrunch) and Roy (Fuckwarlock)! They’re our newest additions to the roster and we’re really excited to have them. Join us as we mourn the death of George Homework Bush at the hands of his tragic No Nut November accident, mourn the loss of female-presentin...

Episode 47 – ZOBONEMAFOO

November 30, 2018 18:12 - 1 hour - 108 MB

Another week in hell, folks! Or should I say two weeks because the Americans had their fake November Thanksgiving last week and non-Americans like the one editing and writing this description were working. This week the gang talks Tungle.hell, GamesDoneQuick, Laura Loomer’s four hour tantrum and the fact that climate change will kill us all. It’s worst case Ontario out here, folks. Also, Trump gets stuck in another bucket of syrup, how’s he gonna get out of thi- oh he’s out? Ah, well, noneth...

047 – ZOBONEMAFOO

November 30, 2018 18:12 - 1 hour - 108 MB

Another week in hell, folks! Or should I say two weeks because the Americans had their fake November Thanksgiving last week and non-Americans like the one editing and writing this description were working. This week the gang talks Tungle.hell, GamesDoneQuick, Laura Loomer's four hour tantrum and the fact that climate change will kill us all. It's worst case Ontario out here, folks. Also, Trump gets stuck in another bucket of syrup, how's he gonna get out of thi- oh he's out? Ah, well, nonethe...

47 – ZOBONEMAFOO

November 30, 2018 18:12 - 1 hour - 108 MB

Another week in hell, folks! Or should I say two weeks because the Americans had their fake November Thanksgiving last week and non-Americans like the one editing and writing this description were working. This week the gang talks Tungle.hell, GamesDoneQuick, Laura Loomer’s four hour tantrum and the fact that climate change will kill us all. It’s worst case Ontario out here, folks. Also, Trump gets stuck in another bucket of syrup, how’s he gonna get out of thi- oh he’s out? Ah, well, noneth...

046 – Have you heard of Mario?

November 16, 2018 23:21 - 1 hour - 38 MB

Sam and Sara are drift compatible and piloting a big podcast robot as a two person team this week, and what a week it was. Talking points include: evil internet companies, an impromptu game of movie ball, the wacky president's new weird thing he said, Jim Acosta - Kung Fu master, Sony steals a thing used for stealing, all covered in a 7 layer bean dip of tangents Featuring Sam and Sara Music used: Evil Men - The Taxpayers Signed, Sealed, Delivered - The California Raisins

46 – Have you heard of Mario?

November 16, 2018 23:21 - 1 hour - 38 MB

Sam and Sara are drift compatible and piloting a big podcast robot as a two person team this week, and what a week it was. Talking points include: evil internet companies, an impromptu game of movie ball, the wacky president’s new weird thing he said, Jim Acosta – Kung Fu master, Sony steals a thing used for stealing, all covered in a 7 layer bean dip of tangents Featuring Sam and Sara Music used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Signed, Sealed, Delivered – The California Raisins

Episode 46 – Have you heard of Mario?

November 16, 2018 23:21 - 1 hour - 38 MB

Sam and Sara are drift compatible and piloting a big podcast robot as a two person team this week, and what a week it was. Talking points include: evil internet companies, an impromptu game of movie ball, the wacky president’s new weird thing he said, Jim Acosta – Kung Fu master, Sony steals a thing used for stealing, all covered in a 7 layer bean dip of tangents Featuring Sam and Sara Music used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Signed, Sealed, Delivered – The California Raisins

45 – 1 Download = 1 Prayer

November 10, 2018 00:17 - 51 minutes - 31 MB

The young guns of HKIP are here with a post-midterms episode to talk about all the bad-to-fine results from the recent elections. We also cover the most recent mass shooting to make national headlines, Charlie Kirk’s (alleged) spending habits, RBG’s recent whoopsie, Jeff Sessions, and other news and news based products. Highlights include: the demise of Wisconsin’s resident deli meat abomination, our first ever improv news story, and the several minutes where I just read CNN headlines for a ...

Episode 45 – 1 Download = 1 Prayer

November 10, 2018 00:17 - 51 minutes - 31 MB

The young guns of HKIP are here with a post-midterms episode to talk about all the bad-to-fine results from the recent elections. We also cover the most recent mass shooting to make national headlines, Charlie Kirk’s (alleged) spending habits, RBG’s recent whoopsie, Jeff Sessions, and other news and news based products. Highlights include: the demise of Wisconsin’s resident deli meat abomination, our first ever improv news story, and the several minutes where I just read CNN headlines for a ...

045 – 1 Download = 1 Prayer

November 10, 2018 00:17 - 51 minutes - 31 MB

The young guns of HKIP are here with a post-midterms episode to talk about all the bad-to-fine results from the recent elections. We also cover the most recent mass shooting to make national headlines, Charlie Kirk's (alleged) spending habits, RBG's recent whoopsie, Jeff Sessions, and other news and news based products. Highlights include: the demise of Wisconsin's resident deli meat abomination, our first ever improv news story, and the several minutes where I just read CNN headlines for a w...

Episode 44 – List of Good Shapes

November 03, 2018 01:20 - 1 hour - 78.4 MB

In arguably our least prepared episode yet, your friends at HKIPGTD try to bring a little bit of levity as they juggle it alongside yet another week of horrendous news that came down the pipeline! We also talk Jacob Wohl’s corn cob troubles, get to the bottom of whether or not Master Chief’s suit jerks him off, and finally take a hard stance on soda drinking. Plus: who will Bernie main in Smash? Featuring Sam and Josh. Edited by Sara. Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Ludacris – Stand...

044 – List of Good Shapes

November 03, 2018 01:20 - 1 hour - 78.4 MB

In arguably our least prepared episode yet, your friends at HKIPGTD try to bring a little bit of levity as they juggle it alongside yet another week of horrendous news that came down the pipeline! We also talk Jacob Wohl's corn cob troubles, get to the bottom of whether or not Master Chief's suit jerks him off, and finally take a hard stance on soda drinking. Plus: who will Bernie main in Smash? Featuring Sam and Josh. Edited by Sara. Music used: The Taxpayers - Evil Men Ludacris - Stand Up...

44 – List of Good Shapes

November 03, 2018 01:20 - 1 hour - 78.4 MB

In arguably our least prepared episode yet, your friends at HKIPGTD try to bring a little bit of levity as they juggle it alongside yet another week of horrendous news that came down the pipeline! We also talk Jacob Wohl’s corn cob troubles, get to the bottom of whether or not Master Chief’s suit jerks him off, and finally take a hard stance on soda drinking. Plus: who will Bernie main in Smash? Featuring Sam and Josh. Edited by Sara. Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Ludacris – Stand...

43 – A Very Sharp Katana

October 26, 2018 16:00 - 1 hour - 80.9 MB

Let’s just get one thing straight, here. There is nothing funny about sending a b*mb to Alec Baldwin. Just something we have to clarify since we have so many listeners at the NSA! Anyway, this week was bad, as so many of them are. It’s Halloween though, kind of, so that’s something! In the spirit of the season, this episode is sponsored by GameDie. Featuring Lauren, Patrick, and Sara. Edited by Sam. Music Used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass – Spanish Flea Th...

043 – A Very Sharp Katana

October 26, 2018 16:00 - 1 hour - 80.9 MB

Let's just get one thing straight, here. There is nothing funny about sending a b*mb to Alec Baldwin. Just something we have to clarify since we have so many listeners at the NSA! Anyway, this week was bad, as so many of them are. It's Halloween though, kind of, so that's something! In the spirit of the season, this episode is sponsored by GameDie. Featuring Lauren, Patrick, and Sara. Edited by Sam. Music Used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass – Spanish Flea The...

Episode 43 – A Very Sharp Katana

October 26, 2018 16:00 - 1 hour - 80.9 MB

Let’s just get one thing straight, here. There is nothing funny about sending a b*mb to Alec Baldwin. Just something we have to clarify since we have so many listeners at the NSA! Anyway, this week was bad, as so many of them are. It’s Halloween though, kind of, so that’s something! In the spirit of the season, this episode is sponsored by GameDie. Featuring Lauren, Patrick, and Sara. Edited by Sam. Music Used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass – Spanish Flea Th...

42 – Donald Trump's Oral Promise

October 19, 2018 15:00 - 1 hour - 75.5 MB

We’re getting S E X Y this episode, and each host has something carnal to bring to the table! Join us as we recount this surreal week and talk about Elizabeth Warren going to The Max for some shakes with Screech! We also all get our 23andMe tests and find out just what percentage of religion we all are! Sara gets her percentages down. Zach takes us to the Gamer Corner. Alex reveals her true identity, and then does it again. Featuring Zach, Alex, and Sara Music Used: The Taxpayers – Evil M...

042 – Donald Trump’s Oral Promise

October 19, 2018 15:00 - 1 hour - 75.5 MB

We're getting S E X Y this episode, and each host has something carnal to bring to the table! Join us as we recount this surreal week and talk about Elizabeth Warren going to The Max for some shakes with Screech! We also all get our 23andMe tests and find out just what percentage of religion we all are! Sara gets her percentages down. Zach takes us to the Gamer Corner. Alex reveals her true identity, and then does it again. Featuring Zach, Alex, and Sara Music Used: The Taxpayers - Evil Me...

Episode 42 – Donald Trump's Oral Promise

October 19, 2018 15:00 - 1 hour - 75.5 MB

We’re getting S E X Y this episode, and each host has something carnal to bring to the table! Join us as we recount this surreal week and talk about Elizabeth Warren going to The Max for some shakes with Screech! We also all get our 23andMe tests and find out just what percentage of religion we all are! Sara gets her percentages down. Zach takes us to the Gamer Corner. Alex reveals her true identity, and then does it again. Featuring Zach, Alex, and Sara Music Used: The Taxpayers – Evil M...

041 – Big Dick Synergy

October 12, 2018 16:00 - 1 hour - 67.3 MB

We're back! We missed a week because everyone was unavailable and/or depressed, but your favorite gamers are here to be mad about Brett Kavanaugh - finally! Zach assigns cabinet positions to Bone Bone and Donald Trump Jr, Patrick laughs at a joke that isn't theirs to laugh at, Sam struggles to remember what 11 minus 5 is (it's 6!), and we all unite in hatred against... dentists, I guess? Welcome to We Hate Dentists? I guess??? Featuring Zach, Patrick, and Sam Music Used: The Taxpayers – Ev...

41 – Big Dick Synergy

October 12, 2018 16:00 - 1 hour - 67.3 MB

We’re back! We missed a week because everyone was unavailable and/or depressed, but your favorite gamers are here to be mad about Brett Kavanaugh – finally! Zach assigns cabinet positions to Bone Bone and Donald Trump Jr, Patrick laughs at a joke that isn’t theirs to laugh at, Sam struggles to remember what 11 minus 5 is (it’s 6!), and we all unite in hatred against… dentists, I guess? Welcome to We Hate Dentists? I guess??? Featuring Zach, Patrick, and Sam Music Used: The Taxpayers – Evi...

Episode 41 – Big Dick Synergy

October 12, 2018 16:00 - 1 hour - 67.3 MB

We’re back! We missed a week because everyone was unavailable and/or depressed, but your favorite gamers are here to be mad about Brett Kavanaugh – finally! Zach assigns cabinet positions to Bone Bone and Donald Trump Jr, Patrick laughs at a joke that isn’t theirs to laugh at, Sam struggles to remember what 11 minus 5 is (it’s 6!), and we all unite in hatred against… dentists, I guess? Welcome to We Hate Dentists? I guess??? Featuring Zach, Patrick, and Sam Music Used: The Taxpayers – Evi...

Episode 40 – BKIPGTD

September 29, 2018 00:00 - 1 hour - 48 MB

Boy howdy we sure did talk about Brett for almost an entire hour. Linus just woke up, Patrick and Caroline melted their brains with hours of senate hearings, and Sam is trying to wrangle any sort of coherence out his very dazed co-hosts. We also talk about Trump, because he is the president, and Elon Musk, because we needed something to feel good about. Featuring Caroline, Linus,Patrick, and Sam Music Used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Gabriel Gundacker – Zendaya is Meechee Tumblr | Twitter...

040 – BKIPGTD

September 29, 2018 00:00 - 1 hour - 48 MB

Boy howdy we sure did talk about Brett for almost an entire hour. Linus just woke up, Patrick and Caroline melted their brains with hours of senate hearings, and Sam is trying to wrangle any sort of coherence out his very dazed co-hosts. We also talk about Trump, because he is the president, and Elon Musk, because we needed something to feel good about. Featuring Caroline, Linus, Patrick, and Sam Music Used: The Taxpayers - Evil Men Gabriel Gundacker - Zendaya is Meechee Tumblr | Twitter...

40 – BKIPGTD

September 29, 2018 00:00 - 1 hour - 48 MB

Boy howdy we sure did talk about Brett for almost an entire hour. Linus just woke up, Patrick and Caroline melted their brains with hours of senate hearings, and Sam is trying to wrangle any sort of coherence out his very dazed co-hosts. We also talk about Trump, because he is the president, and Elon Musk, because we needed something to feel good about. Featuring Caroline, Linus, Patrick, and Sam Music Used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Gabriel Gundacker – Zendaya is Meechee Tumblr | Twitte...

HKIPGTD Mailbag - September 2018

September 26, 2018 17:33 - 33 minutes - 26.4 MB

Topics of discussion include: Pickle Rick, owning Susan Sarandon, Dril tweets, bringing back the guillotine and us not knowing a god damn thing, including how say our own acronym. Featuring Caroline, Sam and Matt. Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

HKIPGTD Mailbag – September 2018

September 26, 2018 17:33 - 33 minutes - 26.4 MB

Topics of discussion include: Pickle Rick, owning Susan Sarandon, Dril tweets, bringing back the guillotine and us not knowing a god damn thing, including how say our own acronym. Featuring Caroline, Sam and Matt. Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

Episode 39 – Antz (1998 Film)

September 21, 2018 16:00 - 1 hour - 80.4 MB

I hope you like hearing about the Grinch’s dick, because – wait. Sorry, let me start over. I hope you like hearing about Kermit going down on Miss Piggy, because – wait. Sorry. Sometimes you just can’t sell an episode of this podcast. You know how it is with us. Don’t worry, we also talk about family-friendly things like other pauls for Name Manafort – wait. Hold on, let me start over. (CW: Lots of sexual assault talk in this one, from 4 minutes to 34 minutes in) Featuring Sam, Sara, and P...

039 – Antz (1998 Film)

September 21, 2018 16:00 - 1 hour - 80.4 MB

I hope you like hearing about the Grinch's dick, because - wait. Sorry, let me start over. I hope you like hearing about Kermit going down on Miss Piggy, because - wait. Sorry. Sometimes you just can't sell an episode of this podcast. You know how it is with us. Don't worry, we also talk about family-friendly things like other pauls for Name Manafort - wait. Hold on, let me start over. (CW: Lots of sexual assault talk in this one, from 4 minutes to 34 minutes in) Featuring Sam, Sara, and Pa...

39 – Antz (1998 Film)

September 21, 2018 16:00 - 1 hour - 80.4 MB

I hope you like hearing about the Grinch’s dick, because – wait. Sorry, let me start over. I hope you like hearing about Kermit going down on Miss Piggy, because – wait. Sorry. Sometimes you just can’t sell an episode of this podcast. You know how it is with us. Don’t worry, we also talk about family-friendly things like other pauls for Name Manafort – wait. Hold on, let me start over. (CW: Lots of sexual assault talk in this one, from 4 minutes to 34 minutes in) Featuring Sam, Sara, and P...

038 – Thanks for Nothing, Cardi B

September 14, 2018 16:00 - 1 hour - 42.7 MB

This week on a very special episode of HKIPGTD, almost everyone is busy so it's just two gamers here to talk about the events of the week. Fortunately, we're joined by friend of the show Scout to talk about the recently announced wage increase for Disney parks cast members and Walt's original vision for EPCOT! Other topics of discussion include Jeff Bezos age regression, Cardi B's failure to save New York politics, and doing a Christ Air into your local CEO. Featuring: Lauren and Sam Music ...

38 – Thanks for Nothing, Cardi B

September 14, 2018 16:00 - 1 hour - 42.7 MB

This week on a very special episode of HKIPGTD, almost everyone is busy so it’s just two gamers here to talk about the events of the week. Fortunately, we’re joined by friend of the show Scout to talk about the recently announced wage increase for Disney parks cast members and Walt’s original vision for EPCOT! Other topics of discussion include Jeff Bezos age regression, Cardi B’s failure to save New York politics, and doing a Christ Air into your local CEO. Featuring: Lauren and Sam Music...

Episode 38 – Thanks for Nothing, Cardi B

September 14, 2018 16:00 - 1 hour - 42.7 MB

This week on a very special episode of HKIPGTD, almost everyone is busy so it’s just two gamers here to talk about the events of the week. Fortunately, we’re joined by friend of the show Scout to talk about the recently announced wage increase for Disney parks cast members and Walt’s original vision for EPCOT! Other topics of discussion include Jeff Bezos age regression, Cardi B’s failure to save New York politics, and doing a Christ Air into your local CEO. Featuring: Lauren and Sam Music...

37 – 50 First Bowls of Chili

September 09, 2018 16:00 - 1 hour - 42 MB

What a big week! For the first time in the history of our podcast, Sara allows another host to intro the episode, and then takes control back by the end. Yes, we’ve got a lot of firsts this week: the titular bowls of chili, making fun of Eminem, saying the name of George Washington… maybe more! I guess you’ll have to listen to find out, because I just ate a big bowl of chili before writing this description and don’t remember what happened in the episode. For more information, visit http://fo...

037 – 50 First Bowls of Chili

September 09, 2018 16:00 - 1 hour - 42 MB

What a big week! For the first time in the history of our podcast, Sara allows another host to intro the episode, and then takes control back by the end. Yes, we've got a lot of firsts this week: the titular bowls of chili, making fun of Eminem, saying the name of George Washington... maybe more! I guess you'll have to listen to find out, because I just ate a big bowl of chili before writing this description and don't remember what happened in the episode. For more information, visit http://f...

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