SUCKERS with Caelynn Bell, Dean Bell, and Jared Haibon
457 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 months ago - ★★★★ - 3.7K ratingsBachelor fan favorites Caelynn Bell, Dean Bell, and Jared Haibon are now officially SUCKERS.
They’ve evolved from sucking at dating and sucking at being newlyweds and are ready to take on 2024 with all you Suckers!
Join Caelynn, Dean and Jared for love and laughs, highs and lows, and one of them will probably shed a few tears as they continue their Bachelor Nation journeys together with you!
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Episodes
Courthouse I Do’s
May 15, 2023 04:00 - 49 minutes - 45.4 MBAfter all this build up, Dean and Caelynn almost got married LAST WEEK! Jared shares his take on a “courthouse wedding” and why Dean and Caelynn need to do it! Caelynn opens up about her fears and anxieties about her wedding dress, and we get a full recap of her dream bridal shower in Vegas! Plus, Jared lets us in on life as a single dad while Ashley is out of town… and he might toally lose it before she gets back. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nip(ple) it in the Bud
May 12, 2023 19:17 - 19 minutes - 18.3 MBThe newlyweds are answering your emails and they go to some strange places! We get into body hair removal and learn a little too much about Jared and Dean. And things get TENSE when sharing how their significant others "hold them back"! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Cloudy with a Chance of Bridal Showers
May 08, 2023 04:00 - 48 minutes - 44.5 MBThe Newlyweds are stressing this week! Caelynn is getting ready for her bridal shower but some major people will be missing... and one of them happens to be Dean! Jared is dealing with single dad life after Ashley makes a last minute trip to Australia. And, find out why Dean and Caelynn might be parents sooner than you thought! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Hot, Not, or Botox
May 01, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 57.2 MBDo you think it’s hot when someone has a raspy voice?? You might be surprised at what Dean, Caelynn and Jared find hot in the opposite sex! We get into (too much) detail about what gets them going. Plus, could Dean and Caelynn be moving AGAIN?? Find out where they might be relocating to, and Jared reveals some of the challenges he faced moving from LA back to Rhode Island! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Brother to Mother
April 24, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 56.9 MBCaelynn and Dean are in the depths of wedding planning, and Caelynn has a shocking admission to make which brought her to tears. You won’t believe what’s on her mind! And, we set the record straight about Dean and Caelynn’s plans for a “genetically similar” sperm donor. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
High Fives over Low T
April 17, 2023 04:00 - 40 minutes - 37.2 MBDean and Caelynn share the results of their fertility tests, which could mean that a Bachelor baby is in the future! But... wait until you hear why Dean might NOT be the father! Plus, we get into all the details about our recent guest Lindsay Hubbard from Summer House and her "accidental hard launch" of Tayshia's possible new guy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Newlyweds Bare All
April 13, 2023 19:18 - 27 minutes - 24.8 MBDean and Caelynn face off in the ultimate challenge: Who knows the other best?? Nothing is off the table as Dean and Caelynn answer intimate questions about each other, and it seems like Jared might know Dean better than his other half! Plus, you won’t believe WHY Dean strips down in the middle of the podcast! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Turning Summer House into a Summer Home with Lindsay Hubbard
April 10, 2023 04:00 - 53 minutes - 49.2 MBLindsay Hubbard from Summer House joins the Newlyweds to share the journey of saying yes to the dress! She’s getting close to the big day and things are getting heated! Find out if her wedding will be televised, and why she almost spent her engagement in the emergency room! Plus, Lindsay shares the story of why she decided to freeze her eggs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
You May Prank the Bride with Ling and Lamb
April 03, 2023 05:12 - 57 minutes - 53 MBDean, Jared and Caelynn discuss why they have no hope for Bachelor couples these days. Ouch!Caelynn reveals how she really felt when Dean stood her up the first time they had planned to hang out. Double Ouch!! And, every strong relationship is built on trust, communication, and the ability to pull a good prank! Dean, Caelynn and Jared talk to Tik Tok stars Ling & Lamb about what it’s like to put their ENTIRE relationship on social media, and how their love can withstand some of the most i...
Bachelor(ette) Parties with Hannah Godwin
March 30, 2023 19:05 - 1 hour - 65.7 MBDean and Caelynn found kindred spirits in Hannah Godwin and Dylan Barbour who are ALSO in the midst of wedding planning! Find out where they’re looking to tie the knot… IF Hannah can find a dress in time! And, will Dean and Caelynn sign a prenup?? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Lifting the Viall with Natalie Joy
March 27, 2023 04:00 - 36 minutes - 33.1 MBDid you see Nick Viall’s showstopping proposal?? Dean, Jared and Caelynn are talking to the woman of the hour, Natalie Joy, about her life as a fiancé and soon to be newlywed! Hear all the details from her fairytale engagement and why Nick had to hire “extras” to make sure the whole thing was a surprise! Plus, we get an update on wedding planning and why you might see a bundle of Joy in the Viall house before they walk down the aisle! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A Courthouse Cakewalk with Serena Pitt
March 20, 2023 04:00 - 59 minutes - 54.9 MBDean may have found his dream wedding venue after talking with Serena Pitt about her courthouse marriage to Grocery Store Joe. Serena shares all the wedding advice with Dean and Caelynn, but Dean only seems interested in his beloved ice cream wedding cake. Plus, will Dean have a mustache on his big day?? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Lord of the Rings: Return of the Dean
March 16, 2023 19:25 - 20 minutes - 19.2 MBRemember when Dean lost a huge diamond engagement ring? Well… he got a replacement, and it doesn’t look like he learned from his mistakes. Caelynn confronts Dean LIVE on the podcast about some of the challenges that might prevent them from actually becoming “newlyweds”. Plus, we answer all your relationship emails! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Say Yes to 2 Dresses with Kenny Braasch and Mari Pepin
March 13, 2023 04:00 - 42 minutes - 38.8 MBDean and Caelynn hang out with the next Bachelor couple to tie the knot: Kenny Braasch and Mari Pepin! If you think planning 1 wedding is tough… wait until you hear how Kenny and Mari are preparing for 2 weddings! We get real about Bachelor parties, picking your honeymoon out of a jar, and if you’d want to have a “buddy moon”. Plus, find out Mari’s biggest issue with Kenny and why it might mean a MAJOR change in their relationship before they get married! See omnystudio.com/listener f...
Popping the Questions!
March 09, 2023 20:00 - 38 minutes - 35.3 MBDean, Caelynn and Jared have some honest answers when #SuckArmy drops to one knee and asks the BIG questions! Find out why Jared NEVER expected Dean and Caelynn to go the distance! And, Caelynn reveals the one thing holding her back from pregnancy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Twinning with Emily Ferguson
March 06, 2023 05:00 - 50 minutes - 46.6 MBDean, Caelynn and Jared catch up with Emily Ferguson (one of the twins from Ben Higgins’ season) for an update on her new life as a mom to be! She’s married to a pro hockey player, which is a life that’s surprisingly very similar to the nomad adventurer style of Dean, so she has some advice that will completely change Caelynn’s expectations. And, Emily shares some unexpected tips on how to make your wedding day memories last forever! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Big Snip
February 27, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 58.8 MBDean and Caelynn are nearly 10,000 miles apart right now, and it took a podcast to bring them back together! You’re hearing their first real conversation in 2 weeks since Dean left for Antarctica! We consult a doctor about Dean’s extreme birth control plan, and why he might not want to get snipped. Plus, Dean and Jared learn a very valuable lesson about the female anatomy. But better late than never! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Intimacy Appointments with Jade Roper Tolbert
February 22, 2023 20:00 - 49 minutes - 45.8 MBJared and Caelynn get some marriage advice from one half of one of the biggest Bachelor success stories: Jade Roper Tolbert! She and Tanner “schedule” sex, but it works! Find out the advantages to putting sex in your calendar like you would for a dentist appointment or soccer practice. Jade gets real about the good and the bad from her televised wedding, and we find out the MAJOR decision Dean is making about building a family with Caelynn. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...
Advice from an OG with Trista Sutter
February 20, 2023 05:00 - 30 minutes - 28.2 MBJared and Caelynn go to legendary Bachelor OG Trista Sutter for some much needed marriage advice! She shares some wisdom she’s collected from the last 20 years that will help ANYONE have a more successful marriage. And, we find out why Dean and Caelynn are only speaking once a month… could this be the end of their relationship?? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Help! We Suck at Being Newlyweds
February 14, 2023 05:28 - 57 minutes - 52.4 MBDean and Jared are joined with Dean’s future wife Caelynn Miller-Keyes as a permanent co-host. Together learning the ins and outs of marriage, and there’s no telling what other life lessons they’ll pick up along the way! We get a look at Dean’s STRICT wedding guest list and we find out if and WHEN they might have kids! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Big Tipper Energy with Courtney Robertson
February 06, 2023 05:00 - 58 minutes - 53.4 MBCourtney Robertson from Ben Flajnik’s season of The Bachelor connects with Jared over something EVERYONE should know before going out on a date: How to be a good tipper! Courtney opens up about what it was like to be seen as a “villain” on The Bachelor, and she has some advice for women who want to “shoot their shot” – The DM slide worked for Courtney! And… Jared has a sneak peek at the NEW version of Help I Suck at Dating, coming soon! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...
Hard vs Soft Launch with Jill Chin
January 30, 2023 05:42 - 57 minutes - 52.7 MBJill Chin from Clayton's season and BIP is hanging out with Dean and Jared and ready to drop a hard launch... or maybe a soft launch? We try to figure out what exactly it is. What is "Bachelor Head" and who in the franchise is guilty of it?? Dean and Jared spill about how appearing on the show can change a personality. And we get into the weeds on Miley Cyrus' new song "Flowers" with an inside source close to Bachelor Nation! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Opposite Icks with Hunter Haag
January 23, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 56.4 MBHunter Haag from Clayton’s season and Bachelor in Paradise is getting caught up with Dean and Jared, and telling us everything about dating from the perspective of a REAL Disney princess! She gets real about her time on Paradise and how it feels to be most famously known for…. IBS. We run down the most common “icks” people have in relationships, and Dean confronts Jared about why he missed Dean and Caelynn’s engagement party! Things get HEATED! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...
Sharing Dating Wisdom with Kiarra Norman
January 19, 2023 20:00 - 17 minutes - 16.5 MBKiarra Norman from Peter Weber's season is back with Dean to help members of #SuckArmy get through some serious dating problems! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Turn the Drama On with Kiarra Norman
January 16, 2023 05:00 - 34 minutes - 31.7 MBKiarra Norman from Peter Weber’s season is hanging out with Dean and sharing why she thinks she could be next to join the Engaged Club! Dean and Kiarra get real about how people change when the cameras are on and what it was REALLY like to film The Bachelor. Plus, they revisit their old Bachelor questionnaires from the casting process and you won’t believe some of their answers! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dating Tipline with Lauren Jones
January 12, 2023 23:48 - 17 minutes - 16.3 MBDean and Jared are teaming up with Lauren Jones from Peter Weber's season to help members of #SuckArmy suck less at dating! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
March of the Penguin with Lauren Jones
January 09, 2023 06:22 - 34 minutes - 32 MBLauren Jones from Peter Weber's season is hanging out with Dean and Jared and sharing EVERYTHING about her dating life. Did she miss out by skipping Paradise?? Jared and Dean share the honest truth. Plus, find out why Jared thinks Ashley "settled" with him. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
First Date of 2023
January 03, 2023 22:07 - 39 minutes - 36.1 MBHappy New Year! Dean and Jared reflect on their holidays, the life lessons they learned in 2022, and Dean shares the trials and tribulations of wedding planning. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Superfriends with Jenna Cooper
December 22, 2022 20:00 - 1 hour - 61.5 MBJenna Cooper from Arie’s season is throwing a holiday party with Dean and Jared! She shares all about her painful experience with Jordan after their time on Paradise and we finally clear up what REALLY happened. Plus, Jenna helps dish out some much needed relationship advice to members of #SuckArmy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Get Back on the Horse
December 19, 2022 05:00 - 16 minutes - 15.5 MBDean and Jared break down everything about the big Bachelor Nation proposal this week! Find out how Caelynn surprised him and what Dean REALLY thinks about the “dual proposals”. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Red Carpet Official
December 12, 2022 06:16 - 57 minutes - 52.6 MBDean and Jared get real about how red carpet interviews have changed from the time when they were FRESH off The Bachelorette, and Dean admits a major difference between him and Caelynn. We get into the top dating trends heading into 2023, and Jared opens up about THAT scene from The White Lotus. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dating Questions Asked and Answered with Deandra Kanu
December 09, 2022 00:00 - 19 minutes - 18.3 MBDeandra Kanu is back with Dean and Jared to help #SuckArmy with their dating questions! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It Goes Down in the DMs with Deandra Kanu
December 05, 2022 05:30 - 43 minutes - 40 MBDeandra Kanu from Peter Weber’s season is back with Dean and Jared and ready to share everything about her dating life! She shares the one thing guys can do to catch her eye in her DMs. And Dean has some BIG plans for his wedding to Caelynn but… they involve a saxophone. Should he do it?? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Calling the Love Line with Shushanna Mkrtychyan
December 01, 2022 20:00 - 17 minutes - 16.3 MBShushanna Mkrtychyan from Ben Higgins' season is back with Dean and Jared to help #SuckArmy get better at dating! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Such Great Heights with Shushanna Mkrtychyan
November 28, 2022 06:13 - 41 minutes - 38 MBDean and Jared are hanging out with Shushanna Mkrtychyan from Ben Higgins’ season! Shushanna and Dean bond over their shared love of rock climbing and we hear about the importance of making the first move. Plus… what ACTUALLY qualifies as a “date”?? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Your Dating Questions Answered with Kendall Long
November 24, 2022 20:00 - 18 minutes - 17 MBThis year we're thankful for Kendall Long and her dating expertise! She's back with Dean and Jared to help #SuckArmy with their relationship questions! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Hilfe! Ich Sauge an Partnersuche with Kendall Long
November 21, 2022 12:43 - 45 minutes - 41.8 MBKendall Long from Arie’s season is back with Dean and Jared to share some BIG news! Find out where in the world her new relationship is taking her! Kendall helps us break down Pete Davidson’s dating history and try to figure out why he’s so alluring. And, we have to ask her what she thinks about her ex Grocery Store Joe and his recent wedding 👀 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dating Questions Answered with Lexi Buchanan
November 17, 2022 20:00 - 18 minutes - 16.9 MBLexi Buchanan from Peter Weber's season is back with Dean and Jared to help #SuckArmy with their relationship troubles! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Where's the Ring? with Lexi Buchanan
November 14, 2022 06:47 - 41 minutes - 38.2 MBLexi Buchanan from Peter Weber's season has landed with Jared and Dean to get into some spicy relationship topics! We get an update on her dating life since being on The Bachelor and how a love interest from before the show has re-entered her life! And, we come up with a plan for how to gently push your man into a proposal mindset. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sucky Daters Tipline!
November 10, 2022 20:00 - 14 minutes - 13.6 MBJared is solo working the phones at the Sucky Daters Tipline to help members of #SuckArmy with their dating problems! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It Has a Nice Ring to It with Caelynn Miller-Keyes
November 07, 2022 05:00 - 45 minutes - 42.1 MBNow that we’ve heard the story of Dean’s proposal after a treacherous hike, it’s time for Caelynn’s side of the story. Did she expect a proposal after the lost ring?? What are their plans for marriage and starting a family?? Will Caelynn still propose to Dean?? All these questions and more will be answered in this unfiltered Help I Suck at Dating! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sucky Daters Helpline with Olivia Caridi
November 03, 2022 19:04 - 19 minutes - 18 MBOlivia Caridi from Ben Higgins' season teams up with Jared to help #SuckArmy with their dating troubles! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Go On 2 Dates and Call Me in the Morning with Olivia Caridi
November 01, 2022 19:34 - 44 minutes - 40.9 MBWhile Dean basks in post-engagement bliss, Jared catches up with Olivia Caridi from Ben Higgins’ season! Olivia shares her routine of going on at least 2 dates a week to try and get herself out there. She gets real about what its like to date in New York City and how it’s possible to have too much of a good thing. Plus, we find out if she’ll ever return to the Bachelor franchise! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dean on One Knee
October 31, 2022 20:17 - 38 minutes - 34.9 MBIt finally happened! Dean is back from his exotic proposal to Caelynn and he’s ready to share all the magic, all the tears, and every intimate detail of how he popped the question! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sucky Daters Anonymous with Leah Block
October 27, 2022 19:00 - 29 minutes - 27.5 MBLeah Block from Ben Higgins’ season is back with Dean and Jared to help members of #SuckArmy with their dating problems! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Lord of the Rings with Leah Block
October 24, 2022 03:55 - 44 minutes - 41.2 MBDean is getting ready to pop a BIG question.. if he can find the ring! Dean and Jared are hanging out with Leah Block from Ben Higgins' season and we're hearing all about Dean's proposal plans (or lack thereof). Plus, Leah shares why she knows her own engagement might be coming soon, and how you can spot similar signs in your relationship! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dating Questions and Sucky Answers!
October 22, 2022 23:36 - 22 minutes - 20.3 MBDean and Jared are sharing their (somewhat) expertise in the world of dating to help members of #SuckArmy with their relationship issues! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Pull the Parachute with Magi Tareke
October 17, 2022 04:24 - 42 minutes - 39.1 MBMagi Tareke from Matt James' season is here to help Dean and Jared find the secrets to sucking less at dating. We try to figure out the success rate of arranged marriages, why Instagram is the best dating app, and Dean shares some skydiving tips because sometimes dating feels like a free fall. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Pull the Parachute with Magi Tereke
October 17, 2022 04:24 - 42 minutes - 39.1 MBMagi Tereke from Matt James' season is here to help Dean and Jared find the secrets to sucking less at dating. We try to figure out the success rate of arranged marriages, why Instagram is the best dating app, and Dean shares some skydiving tips because sometimes dating feels like a free fall. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sucky Dater Hotline with Tahzjuan Hawkins
October 13, 2022 19:00 - 20 minutes - 18.8 MBTahzjuan Hawkins from Colton’s season is back with Dean and Jared to help #SuckArmy with their dating woes! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.