Heathen Down Under
81 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 2 years ago -An Aussie and NYCer talk worldly happenings, sex, relationships and earthly entertainment! Your hosts Heath and Gretchen (Heathen) met in Australia on 10 February 2021 and moved in together the next day. Join Heathen on their lovescapades! New episode drops Mondays in the US / Tuesdays in AUS on all pod platforms! Music by Nathan O. Wills
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Madame X, border dramas, Craig Kelly hack and slutty mom clothes!
October 11, 2021 20:00 - 55 minutes - 38 MBG'day Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are back with their Madame X review! We share our favourite bits and more goss about our undying love for Madonna! Heathen further addresses our status of stranded on the great island of Australia; our joy about Britney being freed; and insight into our Adele meme! Gretchen discusses slutty pregnancy / motherhood clothes and her new understanding of their role in women's maternal journey. Heathen taps into current border closures and how their wedding in ...
Scandals, sports events, Hex and more!
October 05, 2021 03:00 - 55 minutes - 38.1 MBWelcome to our 28th episode! Australia is ripped with political scandals at the moment and we're celebrating the crashing of Facebook! Heathen talks about Hex cryptocurrency, its fearless leader and his current European tour. We're also getting into this week's ruby grand final and our feelings about the opening act! In entertainment, we've got farmer life and ensuing baby mamma drama! Plus much more about the week down under and trouble we're getting up to!
Angry Aussies, earthquakes, pet magpies and pussy incense!
September 27, 2021 20:00 - 44 minutes - 30.6 MBHello Heathens! The Aussies are getting angry because they won't let us out! Heathen is talking about being trapped in Australia, who's had enough and our fearful leader's global tour! Join us for our Melbourne earthquake experience, an update on our new pet magpies and feedback RE: Erykah Badu's new pussy incense! We're talking bad television to watch when you're going through the gigs; Australia's major pizza problem; and how Korean hot noodles nearly killed us! Welcome back!
Two episodes in a week history!
September 21, 2021 05:00 - 33 minutes - 23.2 MBG'day Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are back with a quick update following our Sunday Special! We talk about Canadian politics, our journey to winning The Australian Podcast Awards, merch in development and more! Welcome back!
Exclusive Sunday Special!
September 19, 2021 16:00 - 37 minutes - 25.8 MBHi Heathens! We're releasing a special Sunday episode this week with some major announcements! Exclusively for our subscribers and faithful listeners! We love you! Heathen also discusses Gold Coast discrimination, stealthing and Nicki Minaj! Welcome to the Sunday special!
Gretchen's birthday, the coke scandal update and Madonna's amazing ass!
September 13, 2021 22:00 - 42 minutes - 29.5 MBNamaste Heathens! Gretchen and Heath are back with birthday, ass and cocaine talk to make your day funner! Join us for titties on Tic Toc talk and why we support T&A likes and follows. Also, for the first time in Heathen Down Under history, an article of clothing makes the 'who we'd like to talk less' list. Heathen chats about how Australia needs to take blue cheese more seriously; the correct way to do a sunset cruise; and more ways of why Madonna is everything. Saddle up!
Lunch dates, coke-heads and why we hate Kyle!
September 07, 2021 00:00 - 45 minutes - 31.1 MBWelcome back Heathens! We've been lunching all over the Sunshine Coast this week and keeping up with the latest coke-head goss that's burning through all the Aussie rags! Heathen chats about boycotting shit-house Aussie shock-jock radio DJs and how much we love the New York City weed laws in preparation for when Australia finally opens our international border and cuts us loose! Join Heath and Gretchen for our weekly update about life down under, our ongoing love journey, the new bed and m...
Gretchen's only fans journey, Australian protests and rugby scandals!
August 30, 2021 01:00 - 42 minutes - 29.3 MBWelcome to episode 22! Did you know that you can't say sucking or fucking in an Only Fans profile? Join Heathen as they discuss how to get by the Only Fans compliance team as we take one step closer to Slutty Wednesdays! Per usual we get into who we want to talk less and our favourite eats along with our new why we hate the Internet special feature and the latest rugby scandals down under!
Our market journeys, only fans insight and why we love Amber Rose!
August 24, 2021 01:00 - 46 minutes - 31.8 MBWe nailed around eight markets this weeks zooming around the Sunshine Coast on a mission for greasy goodies! Hear about why Australia needs to sort out its fried yums and US carnival treats that blow our mind! Heathen reflects on Only Fans voyaging toward a public offering; Gretchen's upcoming slutty Wednesdays show; and restless natives that are stirring down under! We also shout out Amber Rose for dumping her piece of shit, cheating man!
Fried hot dogs, smashed lock downs and sexy Wednesdays!
August 17, 2021 01:00 - 42 minutes - 29.6 MBWelcome to episode 20 Heathens! Heath and Gretchen go deep into their Korean hot dog journey and forward plans to sling them around various Australian markets! Heathen reflects on Melbourne's lashing out at never ending lockdowns and discusses what might happen if anyone tried to put a US curfew in place. We talk about no dancing rules and orders to stay inside along with why Glady should talk less! Gretchen gets into her upcoming sexy Wednesdays sessions and what she reckons is missing i...
Boot dranks, surprises and people talking less!
August 11, 2021 02:00 - 43 minutes - 29.8 MBWelcome back Heathens! Heath and Gretchen have a massively surprise announcement this week as they celebrate their six month anniversary of love falling! Join us getting into the deets about a new type of booting; a mega anniversary announcement; and people around the world who we'd like to talk less! Catch up about the Sunshine Coast happenings, Australian corona fever and all top pops of the past seven days!
Kielbasa, groblins and how we feel about Australian capital cities!
August 03, 2021 03:00 - 46 minutes - 31.8 MBHeath is still one footed after last week's update and Gretchen hits the streets for a Polish food excursion! Join Heathen for our second glorious week on the beautiful Sunshine Coast after being booted from New South Wales by the Yamba groblins! Hear about lockdown, more olympics chit chat and how we feel about Australian capital cities!
Olympics, sushi and broken feet
July 28, 2021 09:00 - 32 minutes - 22.4 MBHeathen joins you this week from their new residence after being thrown out of their last house in episode five! Gretchen talks about how the Olympics go down in Australia and Heath gives some detail about a foot injury being nursed over the past three days. After being on the run for a couple of months plotting where to land next, the lovers have built a nest on the Sunshine Coast and excited to bring y'all the next chapter! Strap in Heathens! We're not homeless anymore!
We have the keys and we're bouncing!
July 21, 2021 09:00 - 41 minutes - 28.3 MBHeathen rocks up in the middle of their great Yamba escape this week coming live for the last time from the dirty depths of northern New South Wales. Heath and Gretchen talk about their recent air b&b experience; Mexican food fiesta; what's on the horizon and more in the episode 16 update. The Sunshine Coast Awaits!
Executive decisions and beachside vibes
July 14, 2021 09:00 - 39 minutes - 27 MBHeathen is back a bit late this week because they've been hiding in the rainforest making important decisions! Heath and Gretchen talk about new places explored during the week; what's shaping on the horizon; and why Yamba still completely sucks!
Divorcing spies and real estate lies
July 06, 2021 11:00 - 50 minutes - 34.5 MBIn episode 14 Heathen shares updates of their last week in the rain forest and what went down whilst cruising around the north east coast of Australia. Gretchen provides and update about the report she received from a forensic expert proving that her real estate agent is a signature forging liar and shares a bit of background about the spy she accidentally married as well as the divorce she was recently granted. Heathen also discusses eating crocodile; their great house hunt; and the dip i...
Our ride to Cardwell and the GoPro experience
June 29, 2021 10:00 - 49 minutes - 33.9 MBHeathen has been voyaging the eastern coast of Australia for over a week and joins you from Cardwell, Queensland for episode 13! Find out about the towns we've seen along the way; our GoPro journey toward releasing the first vlog; and a recap to how we got here in the first place!
This is why we're tardy this week!
June 23, 2021 08:00 - 39 minutes - 27.1 MBHeathen is live on the road this week and late for the travel premier episode! Catch up with Heath and Gretchen's weekly wrap about why the pod was late; the great Yamba escape; stops over the past four days; and the best weekly song! Gretchen also gets into her chin freezing moment and why other people in a similar situation might want to do the same!
Fun times and forgery
June 15, 2021 09:00 - 42 minutes - 29 MBThis week, Heathen talks about the fun they had horse betting, mini golfing and watching scary movies. Gretchen then shares her experience of having her signature forged by the psychotic Yamba real estate agent she accidentally signed a lease with. Heath talks about Gretchen hiding in her snow suit this week and the couple give an update about their upcoming launch into the unknown, along with the best things they've eaten lately!
Fun times and forgery
June 15, 2021 09:00 - 42 minutes - 29 MBThis week, Heathen talks about the fun they had horse betting, mini golfing and watching scary movies. Gretchen then shares her experience of having her signature forged by the psychotic Yamba real estate agent she accidentally signed a lease with. Heath talks about Gretchen hiding in her snow suit this week and the couple give an update about their upcoming launch into the unknown, along with the best things they've eaten lately!
We closed the shop because we hate Yamba!
June 08, 2021 09:00 - 48 minutes - 33.1 MBHeathen is back for episode ten and has closed Heathen's Treasures to drive around Australia! This week Heath and Gretchen talk about things people wouldn't guess about them; why they hate Yamba; what they'd listen to if they could only listen to one thing for the rest of their life; and much more! We're gearing up for an immense adventure! Come along! Bang bang!!
We're exhausted from getting thrown out and also moving!
June 01, 2021 08:00 - 26 minutes - 18.6 MBWelcome to episode 9 Heathens! We're embarking on a new journey, new look and feel, and gossiping about cannibals in California!
We have an exciting announcement!
May 25, 2021 15:00 - 38 minutes - 26.2 MBHeathen is back for episode 8 to reveal the new house and the drive around Australia plan! It's 2am down under as we speak... join Heathen for the weekly live stream! #yas #aye
Heathen is back livestreaming ep 7!
May 18, 2021 06:00 - 49 minutes - 34.3 MBHeathen talks about Lismore, Heath's birthday, new merch, Kelly vs Elon and much more! Seven deep, babies! One love :) x
Our first LiveSTREAM!
May 11, 2021 05:00 - 38 minutes - 26.6 MBHeathen returns from holidays and boldly livestreams! Join Heathen as they squash a Twitch troll, talk about their vacation and love each other so bad! #HeathenDownUnder #HeathenDoesSurfers
The eviction monster, vacation and Clive
May 04, 2021 06:00 - 42 minutes - 29.2 MBWelcome to episode 5! Join Heathen as they discuss Gretchen getting evicted, their upcoming Gold Coast holiday and why Heath wants Clive Palmer to talk less this week. Heathen also discusses their market soirée, best things they ate, Y Yamba is Y and more!
Stomach bugs and study sex
April 27, 2021 05:00 - 41 minutes - 28.5 MBJoin Heathen as they share Heath's stomach bug journey and how study sex worked out! Gretchen discusses her opinions about Darwinism and the pair covers Y Yamba is Y, the best eats this week, James Charles drama and more! Like and subscribe! x o x
Today is 420 and we're Tik Tok viral!
April 20, 2021 09:00 - 36 minutes - 25 MBHeathen is stoked to bring the third episode shouting out all of the peoples whilst celebrating 420, a Tik Tok moment, and love in general. We talk about the monarchy, our favourite food this week, Y Yamba is Y, boat trips and more!
Yard camping lovers
April 13, 2021 09:00 - 45 minutes - 31 MBIn episode 2, Heath and Gretchen (Heathen) talk about their upcoming north Australia journey and the pleasure of having sex three times in 24 hours. Heathen also mentions yard camping and who they wish would stop talking. Amongst the rest. Snap: Heathen2752 TikTok, Twitter, Insta: HeathensPodcast
Meet Heathen
April 06, 2021 09:00 - 47 minutes - 32.6 MBHeath (via NSW) and Gretchen (via NYC) fell in love in Yamba, AUS on February 10, 2021 via Bumble. We're opening a shop, building a retreat and loving each other 24 hours a day. Play with us @heathenspodcast < twitter < tik tok < insta every day and EVERY TUESDAY. Snap: Heathen2752
Introducing Heathen
March 29, 2021 04:00 - 2 minutes - 1.63 MBMeet Heath and Gretchen, an ambitious pair of lovers who stumbled across each other 10 February 2021 in Yamba, Australia. Heathen Down Under premiers April 6. New episodes drop every Tuesday.