#7: The toilet seat is still broken, but it looks fixed.

Christopher breaks the toilet at the Children's Museum
Not urinating on the seat is like, "base level human stuff"
The idea of a tweed suit breaks James
Step aside Don Johnson, here comes Christopher (pic)
Pleated? Of course!
Zoot suit!
The suit archive
Christopher's kids don't want to wear his old suits... usually.
Old Whiskey bottles and dungarees are worth $
The whiskey smashing cat (RIP) that destroyed Christopher's inheritance
Old Jack Daniels bottles (pic)
James has Lego hanging from his walls (pic)
Lego inheritance
Luke Skywalker murdered the "nondenominational" Lego
Lego Castle & Space Series from the 1980s (pic)
Lego X-Wings through the years (but the first was the best) (pic)
Skinny Sicilians
James does NOT look like Henry Winkler
Sexual harassment, or, please more
The neurologist triggers James by under weighing him
The Carter Hotel NYC
Christopher gets "Christ" ribs after not eating for three months
Hobbit meal plan
Eating dandelions
"That's not a cookie"
I'm not a weight lifter or a woman
Capellini
Art school is awesome (except the food is terrible)
"That Girl" TV show
Is Phil Donahue a jerk?
TV personalities and Presidential candidates are possibly not the most stable people
Hillary Clinton was the best Republican candidate in years
Putin - riding bears with his shirt off (pic)
Christopher fantasies about riding a polar bear with the Rumple Minze half naked "warrior" princess
If you can see the belly button, it's NOT ARMOR!
"As a former Dungeons & Dragons enthusiast..."
"This thing called LARPing"
Beating the crap out of people with... padded foam weapons
That is cool, I would do that. NERF? Oh, wait, no that's silly
SCA
Is golf Scottish?
Who has time to golf? Steve Jobs
"These are bad-ass swords"
Christopher has an auction problem
Christopher wants to live in a castle
trompe l'oeil - "A style of painting that is intended to give a convincing illusion of reality"
"Don't spell at me"
We haven't started yet
The toilet seat is still broken, but it looks fixed