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Heat Death of the Universe

266 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 days ago - ★★★★ - 8 ratings

Heat Death of the Universe is a tragicomic End-Times-inspired podcast about a wide range of subjects falling under the enormous Janus-faced purview of cultural and political commentary.

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174 - I'm a Slave 4 Endorphins

May 28, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 74.1 MB

We take a brisk tour through various current AI implications. A "free" 55-inch flat screen TV that merely wants to turn your living room into a advert-hellscape. A possibly inebriated driver switches seats with his dog, the officer in question may never notice the oddness of this. In Portugal, canine lifespan records, shattered. Some annoying person ate a piece of art made by another possibly even more annoying person. 500 pounds of pasta mysteriously left alongside a stream in New Jersey. A...

173 - Inside the Mind of a Boston Dynamics Robot Laughing With Salad While Beating Themselves Over the Head With The Bible Every Morning

May 21, 2023 13:00 - 1 hour - 63.1 MB

We eulogize the Metaverse, read the lips of King Charles, hear Mr. Musk out (not really) on why working remotely is evil, discuss Patient M: The Man Who Was Shot in The Head And Woke Up Seeing The World Backwards, chat about a youtuber who deliberately crashes a plane to get the hearts going in the chat,  ask ourselves if Holocaust textbooks are too woke for Floridian standards, contemplate the life of the mind of an AI-generated woman laughing alone with salad, and round things out with Sec...

172 - Mayor Pete Needs to Return Some Video Tapes

February 25, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 69.6 MB

Another overstuffed episode (with leftovers for next time). French labor unions cut off electricity and gas to targeted homes of politicians and billionaires. A string of articles showing more hubris and self-cannibalization in the nervous system of USofA. "Nothing will fundamentally change, jack, unless it's for the worse!" AMLO dramatically increases Mexico's minimum wage and human-shaped triple-bleached dough with hair and teeth, David Frum, tells us why he's a no good autocrat. Updates o...

171 - What's the Deal with 'Nothing, Forever'?

February 16, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 75 MB

Back after our longest and unintended hiatus. Talking balloons, toxic clouds, uncanny valley AI eternal recurrence stuff, the world's first digital nation, royal paedo defense, Ghislaine Maxwell hosting etiquette classes for inmates, organ harvesting prisoners for pay, Amazon leaves more corpses on the warehouse floor, WW2 Part 2: The Ride, more sociocultural inner rot, Biden (or the series of handlers and amphetamines than comprises him) is harsher on Cuba than any previous president, and m...

170 - Open Source AI Wrote This Entire Episode

December 17, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 49.5 MB

We talk AI, ramshackle border wall construction, the world's largest doomsday bunker community, the "country"/cult within Germany that doesn't recognize the modern State, Floridian PPP grifter Daddy 'n' Sons op, self-defeating marriage equality legislation, precocious youth run amok, downtrodden youth in handcuffs, British colonialism's staggering destruction, and a breakthrough in fusion energy that may or may not stem the blood-red tide that approaches. Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/...

169 - Give Me Stock Buybacks or Give Me Death

December 07, 2022 18:00 - 1 hour - 52.2 MB

Competitive grave digging in "vampiric" Eastern Europe. The world's tallest jail—who dare says the US can't still aspire to greatness? In China, fifty year old "Uncle Chen" can beat the average marathon time—while chain-smoking the whole way. The constellation of handlers, pharmacists, and groper-conversion-therapists that comprise "Joe Biden" asked the "Presidential Emergency Board" to weigh in on the nightmarish and recently revisited railroad union "negotiations," only to discover the irr...

168 - Make Neoliberalism Based Again? feat. Timothy Robert Buechner

December 04, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 76.9 MB

Timothy Robert Buechner returns as dual guest & substitute cohost for Jason. We talk about the fledging effort to make neoliberalism cool (again?); the nature of all 'centrisms'; Volcels are Basically Cows; how the most labor friendly president in US history has recently shown his friendliness to railway union members; how the NYTimes has suddenly, cynically, meaninglessly, developed an interest in human rights vis-à-vis Julian Assange; and finally, where are the best places to survive nucle...

167 - Live Every Day Like It's Kristallnacht at KFC

November 13, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 74.4 MB

Fuck the midterms. Slavery now illegal in 3 of 4 states. Man steals own car. Shooting the homeless now a misdemeanor. Hero unleashes bees at eviction cops. Hero throws can of 'White Claw' at Ted Cruz during baseball parade. KFC urges German customers to celebrate Kristallnacht with cheesy chicken. Advertising in space, the future is now! More nonsense from the new CEO of Twitter. Crypto con-artist loses all his dang money. US & EU reps forced to grovel to Maduro for oil, please, Mr. Real Pre...

166 - Lula Wins, Bolsonarista Resistance Crushed & Other Headline Detritus

November 05, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 58.6 MB

We cover a lot of subjects and articles today and have run out of character allotment for these notes, so take a look below at the links for a preview of what to expect. General Recommendations JD's Recommendation: Kim Jung Gi JNM's Recommendations: 1) r/TrueAnon & 2) Bodies Bodies Bodies  Further Reading, Viewing, Listening 156 die in Halloween crowd crush in Korea's Itaewon Lula wins Brazil election: Game-changer for BRICS and Latin America The Bolsonaristas set up highway blockades...

166 - Lula Wins, Bolsonarista Resistance Crushed & Other Headline Detritus

November 05, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 58.6 MB

We cover a lot of subjects and articles today and have run out of character allotment for these notes, so take a look below at the links for a preview of what to expect. General Recommendations JD's Recommendation: Kim Jung Gi JNM's Recommendations: 1) r/TrueAnon & 2) Bodies Bodies Bodies  Further Reading, Viewing, Listening 156 die in Halloween crowd crush in Korea's Itaewon Lula wins Brazil election: Game-changer for BRICS and Latin America The Bolsonaristas set up highway blockades...

165 - Wage Slavery Cured My Depression During This Nuclear Winter!

October 30, 2022 03:00 - 1 hour - 66.5 MB

Slavery becomes freedom. Diplomacy becomes treason. Food stuffs become climate activism, again. And more! Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Support: patreon.com/heatdeathpod Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org General Recommendations JD's Recommendations: 1) Decision to Leave 2) Spy × Family JNM's Recommendations: 1) Broker 2) r/antiwork 3) r/ABoringDystopia Further Reading, Viewing, Listening I Took an Amazon Warehouse Job to Cure My Burnout Tesla faces U.S. criminal pr...

164 - The Drinkin' Bone's Connected to the Weird News Bone

October 21, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 59.8 MB

We spouse-swap the standard all-encompassing geopolitical &/or generalized existential doom for the humdrum miracle of other sorts of headlines, those on the margins of the edges of the normie strata of the lunatic fringe. (Problem with the links—too many, and too tired to fix in a timely manner.) Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Support: patreon.com/heatdeathpod Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org General Recommendations JD's Recommendations: Narcos-Saints JNM's Recommen...

163 - Long Covid Brain Fog Funeral Celebration

October 16, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 64.8 MB

William Shatner shares his despairing thoughts while staring out at the earth from space with Jeff Bezos aboard the Blue Origins craft. Elon Musk uber-fans have uprooted their lives and built a small village outside of "Starbase" so that they can witness each rocket launch. Warren Buffett is not your grandpa. Moron parks a car on train tracks, nearly killing someone else. Thousands of Coors cans spilt across a Florida highway, creating a beautiful shimmering sea. Vegan food exec aggressively...

162 - Frustrated Incorporated

September 23, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 66.4 MB

“Human speech is like a cracked kettle on which we tap crude rhythms for bears to dance to, while we long to make music that will melt the stars.” ―Gustave Flaubert “The more I think about language, the more it amazes me that people ever understand each other at all.” ―Kurt Gödel Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Support: patreon.com/heatdeathpod Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org General Recommendations JD's Recommendation: Little Women JNM's Recommendation: The Long Goo...

161 - And the Monarchists Wept

September 09, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 58.7 MB

A little loose-y goose-y today. The Queen, etc. New PM, etc. Political fat shaming?, etc. Brazilian coup, etc. Hilldog will never again admonish us to Pokemon Go to the polls while simply chillin' in Cedar Rapids, etc. Undrinkable water, etc. WWIII update to be continued, etc. Shed 96 tears, one for each year of Elizabeth II's magical life. Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Support: patreon.com/heatdeathpod Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org General Recommendations JD's Rec...

160 - Where's Your Jazz Messiah Now? feat. Timothy Robert Buechner

September 05, 2022 17:00 - 2 hours - 110 MB

Is our modern immiseration just some jazzy jazz? Tune in to find out this and more. (Too tired to summarize further, Ed.) Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Support: patreon.com/heatdeathpod Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org General Recommendations JD's Recommendation: The Parking Lot is Full Tim's Recommendation: Sam Hyde (in general) and his bizarre crashing of a TED Talk JNM's Recommendations: 1) Alex's War 2) Knowledge Fight More From Timothy Robert Buechner We Don'...

159 - Stuff Paul Krugman's Smug Mouth Full of Thorium and Yunnan Cypress Leaves

August 24, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 60.5 MB

Is a broken Rand Paul right twice a day? People focusing on all of the wrong things with regard to Trump's legacy (e.g. forget debunked Russiagate myths and January 6th, and look toward WWIII inciting foreign policy first). Does North Korea have anything the US wants and can scoop up into a net? Will Jurassic Park-like tech magically save the planet? Speaking of climate disaster mitigation: China and India have better ideas in mind a la trees and thorium-based energy production. Canadians tu...

158 - The Sky Was Crystal Blue, Just Like 9/11 feat. Boomer Death Squad

August 17, 2022 03:00 - 3 hours - 157 MB

In what is now a annual tradition come August, we celebrate surviving another year in podcasting with the gentle souls of Boomer Death Squad (Danny, Matt and sadly Joe couldn't make it) by covering a remarkably bad, politically-bent, movie. Last year, we commented on what was the GW Bush era time-capsule / series of wrong turns and bad calls (by a legacy act spoofmaster of Zucker Brothers of residual fame) called An American Carol. This year, we turn toward even sleazier, more mind-bendingl...

000 - Easy Rider 2: The Ride Back - Commentary Track feat. Boomer Death Squad

August 17, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 76.7 MB

If you want to watch along, I'm sharing my copy of the movie along with a separate subtitles file (which is essential due to the terrible sound mixing on this cinematic masterpiece). In what is now a annual tradition come August, we celebrate surviving another year in podcasting with the gentle souls of Boomer Death Squad (Danny, Matt and sadly Joe couldn't make it) by covering a remarkably bad, politically-bent, movie. Last year, we commented on what was the GW Bush era time-capsule / seri...

157 - Do The Chinese Even Bury Their Dead?

August 10, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 66.7 MB

Chuck Schumer's gang blows all of our minds (and our genitalia). Pizza, pizza. A North Carolina school district will install safes full of AR-15s to help the underfunded police. Malcolm Gladwell secures his position as an absolute piece of shit. Monetarily-mediated AI friendships are on the rise. Megan McArdle tries to cover her neocon core with philosopher name-dropping. Gig economy will destroy us all. Prisons manage to find more areas to profit from. Joe Rogan and some dipshit standup nam...

156 - Nuke My Moon Away

August 05, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 74.7 MB

We discuss three desperate, pleading, bottom of the barrel ideas to halt climate disaster: nuclear war, dim the sun with chemicals in the air, and blow up the moon (for real). Celebs be private jetting too much (and Jason learns about just how far LA really is from NYC). Biden gets covid again. The CDC hates your fucking guts. Amazon expands its Cthulhu-like tentacles into the medical industry.  Bank of America fucking hates your guts. Child labor in Alabama. WH Press Secretary has a mind-bo...

155 - Stephen King & Stepan Bandera Tag-Team feat. Timothy Robert Buechner

July 30, 2022 04:00 - 2 hours - 116 MB

Jason's on vacation, so I had the pleasure of sitting down with Timothy Robert Buechner of the We Don't Know Wrestling Podcast Network and ending up with a sprawling-in-the-best-way, fuller-length episode. Biden v. Trump w/r/t Covid-19, mental deterioration, and more. Mayor Pete has a weird exchange while testifying before Congress in which he cartoonishly pledges fealty to whoever he has to in order to get ahead. Stephen King is hilariously pranked and promotes genocide in the process. Then...

154 - Just Livin' the Duck 'n' Cover Fever Dream

July 18, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 73.6 MB

NYC's duck 'n' cover PSA. A couple of congress members make far too little, far too late (and probably cynical and calculated) gestures in defense of whistleblowers. Abe's whitewashed legacy and why some in Korea and China are celebrating his assassination. The necessity of prison labor (i.e. slavery) said aloud in Arizona. Millennials & renewables are the real problems here. It's terrifyingly, soul-shittingly hot these days. Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org Commiserate on Discord: di...

153 - The Sound of God Jr. Screaming Has Been Removed

July 16, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 56.9 MB

Trump on Musk literal violence. Now you can eat the rich at $10 a pop. Do you make more per month than Xi Jinping? Sri Lankan uprising. Biden reads teleprompter instructions. The wall building never ends, even though the chanting has. Mayor Pete makes pathetic plans. Limewire's back, this time in NFT form. Akshualee, it's good that things are bad. Bolton/Pompeo scream the quiet parts. More Uvalde horrors. It's so hot that birds are falling out of the sky. Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/...

152 - The Kamala Harris Aphorism Viral Load

July 08, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 51.5 MB

A severe case of journalistic integrity busted all over the face of the news crawl (see the sources below for more specifics). Jason starts a new religion inspired by the wit and wisdom of Kamala Harris.* *and/or nascent schizophrenia and/or a series of miniature aneurysms Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Support: patreon.com/heatdeathpod General Recommendations JD's Recommendation: RRR JNM's Recommendation: "Escape From Spiderhead" by George Saunders [Full story] Further...

151 - Even a Grey Slow News Day is a Good Day Now

June 28, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 63.1 MB

Colombian elections update. Alexa will soon be your teacher, mother, secret lover. Assange update. NFT/Crypto-verse bitter irony. Slavery's still A-Okay in the USA. Uvalde update. SCOTUS update. Havana syndrome update. WWIII update. Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Support: patreon.com/heatdeathpod General Recommendations JD's Recommendation: Slow Horses  JNM's Recommendation: Mr.Heang Update  Further Reading, Viewing, Listening Colombia’s first ever left-wing president ...

150 - Unwind After Work and Fail the Turing Test

June 17, 2022 09:00 - 2 hours - 84.3 MB

We stitch together the false start recording from last week with the continuation a week later. Gay bullets, gay burgers. Google's AI labs have leaked something interesting. Nothing Will Fundamentally Change still has not fundamentally changed. War and strife, up is down, erotic nukes and frothy jingoism. Socialist in-fighting. Mexico's President AMLO goes HAM after boycotting Biden's condescending little summit of the Americas. Recycling is fake, the Unabomber was right. A prison bans books...

149 - Wittgenstein Was Far More Based Than Elon Musk

June 02, 2022 16:00 - 1 hour - 66 MB

One of our longest cold opens yet. Colombian electoral politics take a tentatively promising leftward turn. Mass shootings, American exceptionalism par excellence. A dipshit congress-thing weighs in on the discourse and let's us know that wokeness and CRT are the main culprits for causing mass shootings. Weird, obsessive clickbait harassing Greta Thunberg is clicked upon, discussed. Marjorie Taylor Greene makes a *shockingly* *stupid* proclamation, and has four less syllables in her name tha...

148 - Change the Currency to Oak Leaves, Greenspan!

May 24, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 51.7 MB

Biden's in our neck of the woods. Some weird facts interspersed for palate cleansing. Let's hope Lula can displace Bolsonaro (whom Musk is courting in dangerous ways). Sonic inflation, don't even look it up. The NYT claims that the good times are upon us! Mayor Pete accidentally critiques capitalism on TV. A German will make a movie about the subtle and all-equalizing majesty of Japanese restrooms. Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Support: patreon.com/heatdeathpod General Reco...

147 - Technical Difficulties in the Beautiful Sinkhole's Ancient Forest

May 20, 2022 05:00 - 30 minutes - 21.3 MB

Well we had a major recording problem in which Josh's track stopped recording about 20 minutes in and wasn't realized until about 90 minutes into the podcast. So we released those first 20 minutes, tacked on an explanation and some recommendations. Sorry 'bout that. We were actually keeping the mood relatively light for once, too, which paradoxically makes me think there's some deeper force out there dictating that our overall tenor be one of doom. Not really, but, ya know, just feels like s...

146 - Give My Stimulus Check to the Palo Alto Capsule Life Correspondents Dinner

May 10, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 58.1 MB

Elon Musk hilariously, idiotically, feigns worries about the CIA finding him with two self-inflicted gunshots to the back of the head (emeralds pour out according to crypto-bro lore). Updates and reminders on Steven Donziger, Julian Assange and Daniel Hale. A brief rage spiral directed at the White House Correspondents Dinner and Trevor Noah's bafflingly tone deaf and hypocritical self-suckjob concerning the US "free press" and all its intrepid journalist-poet-warriors.  Aggressively pushing...

145 - New is the New Old

May 03, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 68.9 MB

Back after a weird, unexpected, two week hiatus and talking about the incoherent mess of artificial "cool" and "intellect" that bored billionaire Peter Thiel is amassing around him like a human moat AKA The New Right. Josh wishes actual non-parodic, non-satirical bodily harm upon the insufferable PhD in Edge Lord Studies incarnate, Curtis Yarvin. Et cetera. Support: patreon.com/heatdeathpod General Recommendations JD's Recommendation: My Liberation Notes  JNM's Recommendations 1) On Beco...

144 - That of Which We Cannot Speak We Must Pass Over in Digression

April 15, 2022 19:00 - 1 hour - 55 MB

Millionaire lifelong politician tells the unhoused to "go home." Nazis getting pwnd in WWII. Bloods and Crips develop class-based praxis. The immense tragedy of the Saudi siege upon Yemen. A bird shits on Biden and reminds us of "Birdie Sanders," etc. MEP Clare Daly goes off on actual Nazi-saluting MEP Angel Dzhambazki during a parliamentary proceeding. WWIII flare up. Covid, etc. NYT affirms the glaringly obvious about Hunter Biden's laptop, penis. Digressions and a lot of movie chatter in ...

143 - In the Foothills of the President's Decaying Synapses

April 12, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 71 MB

Biden tops himself topping himself. Robber Barrons be robbin' (teachers, specifically).  Starbucks cracks down on labor unions. Amazon does the same in an even more dystoptian manner (see: list of banned words). Global supply chains be breakin' down. Student loans be unforgiven. People be lonely and weird and sex is off the menu for unintuitive reasons. Peter Thiel & Co. want to take away our fun drugs and MKULTRA them on our asses. Elon be Elon-ing. Tech monsters be tech monstering.  Supp...

142 - Houdini's View From Nowhere, Everywhere, Somewhere

April 05, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 71.7 MB

Amazon labor union's huge tiny gains made in Staten Island. Houdini-talk interspersed throughout. As the World Burns. Make the personal sleep-deprivation political sleep-deprivation. That's me in the corner, losing my ambition, that's me in the spot light, eh fuck it. China Covid, Covid China, again. And heaps of digressions available upon stream and/or download. Support: patreon.com/heatdeathpod General Recommendations JD's Recommendation: Ping Pong JNM's Recommendation: Windfall Furth...

141 - Biden's Poppers Habit Equals Imminent Nuclear Winter

April 01, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 50.4 MB

Teachers must side-hustle to survive. More budgetary sadism from the Grand American Experiment. SARS-CoV-2 manages to create millions of orphans despite no longer and/or never existing. Joseph Robinette Biden may set off nuclear annihilation through typical senile outbursts stutters gaffes etc. South Korean labor unions invoke Squid Game while organizing a general strike. The Wizard of Oz is an allegory for something you've likely never heard about. Big dumb corporations get pathetic. Suppo...

140 - All Hail the Madam Secretary Who Bravely Refused to Wear a Human Skin Suit

March 29, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 51.7 MB

RIP Secretary of State Bog Monster. Fascinating Facts. That's life in the biiiiiig city. More Fascinating Facts. Sea mammals learn to salute the flag and spill blood for the war effort. Support: patreon.com/heatdeathpod General Recommendations JD's Recommendation: Pachinko JNM's Recommendation: Homecoming Further Reading, Viewing, Listening Madeleine Albright dead at 84: American imperialism mourns a war criminal WATCH: War Criminal Madeleine Albright Dies at Age 84 Why life is faste...

139 - Mark Linkous Explains It All

March 25, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 64.1 MB

Things get loose and levity reigns (mostly) while discussing things that don't cast a shadow. Standard Stateside corruption. Jason tests Josh's miserable understanding of the FBI's Guide to Internet Slang. World War III still can't be ignored no matter how much we may like to (sudden remembrance /slash/ recommendation: "Human Moments in World War III" a short story by Don DeLillo). Mike Tyson sells ear-shaped THC candies now. The Earth's burning at both poles. A man in Japan is making a livi...

138 - Everything's Amazon Now Except the Amazon

March 23, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 53.1 MB

Well fuck it. We just talked about the near universal denial of the germ theory of disease, the 70 degree temperature increase in eastern Antarctica, and mostly just a documentary about the Reign of Bezos. Support: patreon.com/heatdeathpod General Recommendations JD's Recommendation: Valley of the Boom  JNM's Recommendation: The History of Oil Locationless Locations heatdeathpod.com Every show-related link is corralled and available here. Twitter: @heatdeathpod Please send all Lette...

137 - An Earful of My Weird Escapism on My Obituary Birthday

March 14, 2022 19:00 - 1 hour - 60.3 MB

Biden could single-handedly expand Medicare to everyone (and of course he won't). Dilyana Gaytandzhieva's rigorous and detailed reporting on US bioweapons labs staged around the globe finally gets some vindication. Ukrainian Nazism is not to be dismissed as insignificant. Larry Summers and Stephen Colbert act like assholes on TV. The current state of sanctions, global economy, etc. One of us, guess who, feels miserable about everything (hint: It very well may be both of us). Support: patre...

136 - The Dark (K)night of the Soul of the Inception of the Nation

March 10, 2022 16:00 - 1 hour - 71.1 MB

One of us saw The Batman. The other doesn't care at all about spoilers. We talk all, or many, things Caped Crusader and discuss multiple socio-political interpretations of the various incarnations of the property, as well as some of the more surface level elements of these chiropteran narratives. But mostly we just shoot the shit, to be honest, I think. Beware all ye who dare tread: COPIOUS SPOILERS AND EVEN MORE COPIOUS DIGRESSIONS ABOUND. Support: patreon.com/heatdeathpod General Recomme...

135 - The New Multipolarity's Rolling Up and Down Nancy Pelosi's Spasmodic Spinal Column

March 08, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 69.5 MB

We're back and once again recording in the evening. Got a little loose and digressive. Nancy Pelosi’s remote controlled corpse malfunctioning on live TV right behind Joe Biden while he slurred every fourth word due to a childhood stutter that comes and goes when a convenient explanation is needed. We talk about not talking about Russia-Ukraine (then later can't help but talk about it a bit). Condi Rice tries to get her own damn self put on trial for crimes against humanity. Josh quizzes Jaso...

134 - Speculatory Fog of War

February 25, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 67.8 MB

Russo-NATO relations. Multipolar v. Unipolar global power arrangements. Elon Musk tries (and fails) to buy some kid's Twitter account for $5000. Tesla factories now racially segregated. Neuralynk's torture chambers. AI insurance claims adjusters, nuclear weapons operators, and sex dolls—lotsa sex dolls. People stop getting and dying from SARS-CoV-2 if nobody's counting anymore—the UK and US get this practice trending. Support: patreon.com/heatdeathpod General Recommendations JD's Recomme...

133 - Praise the Propaganda and Pass the Ammunition

February 18, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 51.1 MB

Update on Steven Donziger's incarceration. A rightwing ideologue who helped prosecute Donziger on behalf of Chevron is now being appointed by Biden to be a judge on a federal circuit court. A simple country billionaire doesn't know what all the fuss is about with wealth and resources being concentrated in the hands of a few people. The Grayzone has lost an amazing reporter in Benjamin Norton (who is carrying on with a new project called Multipolarista), likely due to disagreements about the ...

132 - Articles and Topics is a Genre Now

February 08, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 61.4 MB

Biden keeps on being Biden (now with 58% less brain activity!) and has given free rein to The Market in all areas of our lives. Ruthless privatization in general continues to be ruinous to hearts (literally) and minds. A back 'n' forth about private media monopolies, free speech, censorship and Neil Young's view that HIV can be transmitted via fast food French fries, all via the latest over-discussed Spotify/Rogan controversy. How to see everything Amazon and Google have compiled about you a...

131 - The Limited Hangout of Judge Holden's False Endemicity

February 02, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 66.8 MB

Havana Syndrome wasn't real all along?? An evil judge (see previous episode) will finally vacate the bench. The pandemic will not become endemic, fuck whatcha heard. Anti-Chinese propaganda hits new lows. What if the towers never fell (at the end of Fight Club)? Modern Kamikaze, CIA Asset, Yakuza Boss. US Democracy is a sham, it's a "hat trick in a medicine show, a fevered dream, a trance bepopulate with chimeras having neither analogue nor precedent, an itinerant carnival, a migratory tents...

131 - The Limited Hangout of Judge Holden's False Endemicity

February 02, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 66.8 MB

Havana Syndrome wasn't real all along?? An evil judge (see previous episode) will finally vacate the bench. The pandemic will not become endemic, fuck whatcha heard. Anti-Chinese propaganda hits new lows. What if the towers never fell (at the end of Fight Club)? Modern Kamikaze, CIA Asset, Yakuza Boss. US Democracy is a sham, it's a "hat trick in a medicine show, a fevered dream, a trance bepopulate with chimeras having neither analogue nor precedent, an itinerant carnival, a migratory tents...

130 - The David Brooksian Veil of Teledildonics

January 18, 2022 21:00 - 1 hour - 64.1 MB

Back from an 11 day hiatus, our longest since beginning the podcast, and sassier and brassier than ever. Grab your kente cloth and take a knee as we discuss how MLK's been whitewashed and used to advance vile agendas by those who still pay nominal "respect" one day a year. Drape the Rawlsian "Veil" over your face and discover how deliberate ignorance can be bad...but also good! Astounding acts of premeditated sadistic murder never seen before in the animal kingdom (outside of humans, of cour...

129 - Never-Ending Wrath Equation

January 07, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 62.3 MB

All aboard the news maelstrom: Ghislaine Maxwell faces an effective lifelong prison sentence, but what about all the other Epstein-connected pedophiles? A small town experiments with UBI. In 897 CE the Catholic church put the corpse of the previous Pope on trial. Trump capitulates to the decorum police and cancels his 1/6 press conference. Silicon Valley cannot be tamed. In 1904 some guy got away with driving to the finish line during an Olympic marathon event. The New York Times publishes t...

128 - A Cure For Optimism By 2022

December 31, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 62.6 MB

We look back upon the year via some MegaCorporation's search engine trends, a stupid op-ed written by an oblivious pseudo-journalist, and a braindead analysis of the worst political predictions of 2021. Also, if you're lonely or just plain weird and need a simulated group countdown to ringing in the New Year, we've got you covered in the final minutes of the episode. Support: patreon.com/heatdeathpod General Recommendations JD's Recommendation: Firebite JNM's Recommendation: The Great Fr...

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