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Can You Take My Number?

The Ups and Downs of Flying

The Sidewalk is for Everybody

Fired On Your Day Off

Finale Action JxN

Public Poop Protocol

The Wu-Tang Slide

Smart for Nothing

Counter Cancel Culture

So this whole cancel culture thing has gotten a wee bit out of control, the latest victim being everyone's favorite cartoon skunk Pepe Le Pew.  Really...a cartoon skunk, on that note Im calling for the cancelling of cancel culture ( lol ) I just feel like there are more productive things we can be doing beyond boycotting an old cartoon skunk. 

Opinions vs Advice...The Vaccine Debates

I didn't want to do it...but since there seems to be a great deal of confusion around the matter I figured I'd do my best to provide some clarity. In this weeks episode I tackle the Vaccine debate...to poke or not to poke that is the question?

From Zumunda to Narina and Back

Forced sequels, hidden apartments and more in this episode.

What's the ROI on Love?

How much should it cost to fall in love? According to the internet the going rate is roughly 70k!? Too rich for my blood how bout you? 

Where is Wakanda?

Mommy's on Onlyfans, blind folk going sight seeing all this and more on this weeks episode. 

Where is Wakanda?

Mommy's on Onlyfans, blind folk going sight seeing all this and more on this weeks episode. 

Chicken Couture

So apparently there is a chicken war going on and Mc Donald’s is deep in the trenches. They have resorted to chicken sandwich hoodies, my guess is to gain some sort of merchandising edge. We discuss this and more in this weeks episode. 

Tiger Sleep

The dangers of sleeping while driving, apparently you can end up in a ditch getting cut out of your car with a handy dandy jaws of life. In this weeks episode thoughts on the true cause of Tiger's crash and more!

If You're Not First You're Last

Guns and Money

Mad Science in the UK

Pancake Justice

Fake Art & False Warnings

Space Vacations

Flowers or Cards?

Consistently Consistent

Death & Dolphin Sex

The Peter Pan Years

Apparently my friends did not appreciate my carefree approach to life, or felt it was not sustainable at the very least. Tune in this week as we discuss the pros and cons of an unbothered lifestyle. 

Grand Theft Groceries

We have a real life Ocean's Isle 11 on our hands, somehow a grocery store employee was able to steal nearly a million dollars from the store. Apparently this was all possible because the guy that checks receipts was on vacation, tune in this week as we discuss who is at fault here the thief of the lackadaisical security? 

Fat Harden Energy

You can't build the best team if you only have the best individual players, it's like an army full of only snipers. Balance in all things in this episode we jump down the basketball rabbit hole and discuss the recent movement in the NBA.

Dancin Robots

Who asked for this!? At what point did the smart people decide we needed to invest time and energy in robotic rhythm. What programmer got cut from so many cheer squads that they decided...hey I'll build my own team smh. We have seen this before people we don't need to give the toaster feelings and we don't need tootsie rollin robots.

Haters, Trolls, and Jerks, Oh My!

Do we need haters on our journey to success? It would seem at the very least they need us in their pursuit of haterism. Tune in this week as I discuss the hater ecosystem and the role they play in your journey to greatness.

New Laws New Year

Welp we made it back after a brief hiatus to tend to some  holiday responsibilities, and of all the things to talk about we decided to go with things you can't do smh. Thats right laws, apparently the new year not only brings resolutions but also restrictions. Enjoy this years debut episode as we weigh the pros and cons of the new do's and don'ts.

The Best Part of 2020...The End

As the year nears it's end (FINALLY!) so does season 2 of HaH. Join us as we attempt reflect on the uniquely terrible year that was 2020, along with a few other years because we couldn't stomach focusing on 2020 alone.

Success and the Sheets

You can't have good D and be successful or so Ive been told. Tune in this week as we discuss the effects of domestication, professional success, and bedroom performance. Somethings gotta give and it's often your prowess between the sheets.

40's The New 20

This one is for my ol heads (age range may vary), there is no process in life more counter intuitive than aging. Especially for men, as our minds get sharper our bodies can become more unreliable. Tune in this week as I attempt to tackle old age with some creative math. 

Trials and TV Tribulations

Just when you thought quarantine couldn't get any worse your favorite show gets cancelled mid pandemic! Don't they know we are in lockdown, what am I suppose to watch now? Tune in this week as we discuss the streaming struggle, shows getting cancelled with no notice or season finale. 

Defund Division

There has been a great deal of discussion revolving around 'defund the police' is the title too aggressive, should that even matter if the policies are just. Tune in this week as I attempt to sort through the defund the police debate. 

Bitter Charity

Is a good deed truly a good deed if you expect something in return, even if all you expect in return is a certain reaction? I would venture to say no, at best it's a favor or some kind of emotional bargain. Either way tune in this week as we discuss the true motivation behind your average recreational act of kindness.

Small Victories

The new studio set up is worthy of a celebration in my opinion. It's all about those small victories especially during this year we have all had. 

Casserole Canceled

Welp I managed to find myself in front of pile of green bean casserole this thanksgiving, and it was quite the experience. Discussed the upcoming holidays and proper gift giving protocol for children. Also found myself in a random hot chocolate debate, tune in this weeks for this holidayish themed episode.

Pumpkin Pie Debates

The holidays are fast approaching and with them holiday meals, and somehow with that comes debates of hierarchy revolving which holiday foods are not only most important but allowed to be included. In this episode we discuss some of the most popular holiday dishes as well as some un popular ones, tune in as we dive into a few holiday menus. 

Family Matters

This is a special one for a lot of reasons mostly because I got to chat at length with one of my favorite people, they also happened to be the first professional guest on the show. Tune in this week as I talk with my brother (real life cousin), comedian Lyall Behrens we cover everything from childhood memories to the recording process for his recent debut comedy album.

Back to Back Tatts

Tattoo shops finally open back up so I can finally finish up my back. Tune in this week as we discuss the massive delay my tattoo journey endured, tattoo pain, and much more. 

Chicken Soap

Communication is key especially in the kitchen, I mean meals are at stake here. Poor kitchen communication can result in under seasoned food (the paper chicken effect), over seasoned food (the this tastes like a heart attack syndrome), or worst of all chicken so clean it is no longer safe to eat. Tune in this episode as we attempt to navigate the treacherous terrain of the modern kitchen.

Hope for the Best Plan for the Worst

The Convoy Catastrophe

Have you ever ended up at a party you weren't invited to, start looking around and realize "hmm I don't know anyone here". Thats effectively what happened to me while driving to the grocery store. There I was minding my own business on my way to pick up some veggies, when the next thing I know Im surrounded by Maga hats and Trump flags. Tune in this week as we discuss my impromptu encounter with a full on Trump convoy...lets just say the circus was in town and in rare form.   

Get Your Hand Out My Pocket...Taxes, Part 2

Short and sweet wrap up to our talk about taxes...Go Vote!

Get Your Hands Out of My Pockets...Taxes, Part 1

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