Hard Choices 7 - The Justice League of America

Straight from an edition of the Daily Planet that Lex Luthor definitely wouldn't want you to see comes the Hard Choices rankings of 21 of the most notable members of the Justice League of America. But we don't do rankings of how strong or heroic they are, this is a podcast that investigates their skills in the area of bedroom antics. Sure, these folks can save people from an alien invasion, but can they rock your world? Four noble souls gather together to figure out the definitive f*ckability rankings of the JLA and uncover who sits in the middle of the pack when everyone's done and the obligatory cigarettes are being smoked. In this episode, Dan Mulkerin learns some things about the song of the sea, MeganBob opines on the secret of Superman, Marissa makes the case for combining potato chips, marshmallows, and chocolate syrup, and Hub visits from Titan Up the Defense to tell us all about Batman's truest passion. Oh, and since this is an audio medium, we couldn't include any of the centerfolds Jimmy Olsen did for us but lemme tell you, Booster Gold never looked so good.

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Straight from an edition of the Daily Planet that Lex Luthor definitely wouldn't want you to see comes the Hard Choices rankings of 21 of the most notable members of the Justice League of America. But we don't do rankings of how strong or heroic they are, this is a podcast that investigates their skills in the area of bedroom antics. Sure, these folks can save people from an alien invasion, but can they rock your world? Four noble souls gather together to figure out the definitive f*ckability rankings of the JLA and uncover who sits in the middle of the pack when everyone's done and the obligatory cigarettes are being smoked. In this episode, Dan Mulkerin learns some things about the song of the sea, MeganBob opines on the secret of Superman, Marissa makes the case for combining potato chips, marshmallows, and chocolate syrup, and Hub visits from Titan Up the Defense to tell us all about Batman's truest passion. Oh, and since this is an audio medium, we couldn't include any of the centerfolds Jimmy Olsen did for us but lemme tell you, Booster Gold never looked so good. By the way, we have a Patreon! You can support the show and get access to all the behind-the-scenes hilarity and other cool perks!

Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/funk-me License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ

https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/funky-junk License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW

https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-gentleman License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY

https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/lets-get-it License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ

https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/high-life License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML

https://uppbeat.io/t/doug-organ/boogie-time License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y

https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-brighton-bop License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW