Gutting the Sacred Cow artwork

Gutting the Sacred Cow

319 episodes - English - Latest episode: 27 days ago - ★★★★★ - 300 ratings

Gutting the Sacred Cow invites guests to argue why some of the most financially successful, beloved or acclaimed films are trash or overrated. But here's the twist, the film must meet 1 of these criteria: widely beloved, financial success, or critically acclaimed. Standup comedians Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel love films and they love arguing about them.. But will they agree with their guests arguments or feed them into a wood chipper?


We give a platform with those who have unpopular opinions to be bold enough to voice them. What are some films that have faced scrutiny: Back to the Future, Goodfellas, Shawshank Redemption, the Dark Knight, Toy Story, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, the Matrix, and Die Hard. Can the guests persuade us or do we rip them a new one?


Give us a listen and we'll easily prove that we belong on any top movie podcast list. We throw plenty of fun segments in the mix: 5 fun facts, our readers have us ask our guests questions they'd like answered in "Ask a Gutter", critics 5 and 1 star reviews and our FAVORITE segment, reading Amazon 5 and 1 star reviews.; You'll never go down a more fun rabbit hole than hearing crazy people asking for refunds while submitting their personal info for payment.


We also give you movie and TV recommendations in our bonus segment aptly titled, "What Did We Watch" So if you want spirited movie debate and wonder what the hell is wrong with some people who hate some of these treasured films or if you secretly agree these beloved movies are awful, this podcast is for you.

Film Reviews TV & Film films movies jokes funny blockbusters podcasts
Homepage Apple Podcasts Google Podcasts Overcast Castro Pocket Casts RSS feed

Episodes

Adam Glyn SIGNS OFF Anchorman Episode 63 GTSC Podcast

January 01, 2021 18:19 - 55 minutes - 51.1 MB

Formerly of TMZ and currently of Adam's Apples and Hollywood Raw podcasts, @AdamGlyn joins @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ to air his grievances with the fan favorite, Anchorman. But does Adam the paparazzi get the exclusive why this film is a low grade test pattern? Or do the Kevins think his argument is worse than Will Ferrall's jacked up teeth? Huge thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring this episode. Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up here: http...

Ralph Sutton THANOS SNAPS Avengers Endgame Episode 62 GTSC Podcast

December 25, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 68 MB

WOW! Ralph Sutton (IamRalphSutton @theSDRshow @Gasdigital) joins @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ to attempt and cut the legs out from THE highest grossing film of all time, Avengers Endgame. He's going to rankle a lot of nerds, including our own Kevin Israel who is as much a Marvel fan as Ralph is. KG takes a backseat and lets these titans duke it out. Can Ralph sway the gents that his argument...is inevitable? Or does it disappear in a cloud of dust after a snap of the fingers? Guttin...

Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel pick their favorite moments from 2020 BONUS Episode 61

December 22, 2020 15:50 - 42 minutes - 38.6 MB

Second time we're doing this without a guest because IT'S A SURPRISE BONUS EPISODE! @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ decided to go over their favorite GTSC moments of 2020: Gutters who gave AMAZING arguments. Gutters who picked films that never stood a chance. Most profound gutting. Funniest Gutters. You get the idea. Our first full calendar year in the books and you all have been FANTASTIC. Thank you for sharing this on your social media. Thank you for your tweets, recaps, comments, ...

Sarah Jay SMOKES OUT Pineapple Express Episode 60 GTSC podcast

December 19, 2020 16:23 - 45 minutes - 42 MB

Sorry stoner movie fans, you're not safe from your genre taking shrapnel. @sarajayxxx is into weed but surprisingly HATES Pineapple Express. Apparently, double penetration is less painful than watching James Franco and Seth Rogen get high. Does this AVN winner convince @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ this film is worse than a 500 person gang bang? First off, THANK YOU ALL for the love and support and we're ecstatic to announce we've hit #15 on iTunes top 100 Film Reviews! All of your 5 s...

Kevin Gootee shoots the eye out of A Christmas Story Episode 59 GTSC podcast

December 12, 2020 04:08 - 1 hour - 67.7 MB

Yep, you read that right. It's time again for the old switcharoo as @KevinGootee takes the guest chair for this holiday season. He bullseyes one of the most beloved Christmas movies of all time, A Christmas Story. Yep, no mercy for Ralphie as KG has 7 oil drums of vitriol in store for this film. And returning as guest host is a GTSC favorite, @BillSchultz from @morninbillandjo on @compoundmedia. We can't get rid of him, especially at Christmas time. But man, Bill LOVES A Christmas story...

Dave Landau FLUNKS Good Will Hunting Episode 58 GTSC podcast

December 05, 2020 18:09 - 1 hour - 81.6 MB

Fan favorite @LandauDave from The Anthony Cumia Show on Compound Media returns! Dave hates Good Will Hunting like Will's friends hate SMAHT kids. Does he convince @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ that this film is worse a pony tailed douchebag quoting early economics to women at bars? Or is his argument worse than the southie Boston accent? And now, some AMAZING news. Last week, we hit the #32 on the iTunes top 100 list for film reviews. THANK YOU ALL for the support, love, retweets, and...

Dave Landau FLUNKS Good Will HuntingEpisode 58

December 05, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 122 MB

Fan favorite @LandauDave from The Anthony Cumia Show on Compound Media returns! Dave hates Good Will Hunting like Will's friends hate SMAHT kids. Does he convince @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ that this film is worse a pony tailed douchebag quoting early economics to women at bars? Or is his argument worse than the southie Boston accent? And now, some AMAZING news. Last week, we hit the #32 on the iTunes top 100 list for film reviews. THANK YOU ALL for the support, love, retweets, an...

James BREAKS THE BACK of the Dark Knight Rises Episode 57 GTSC

November 26, 2020 16:28 - 1 hour - 64.3 MB

Well, here we go with our second Nolan Batman film on the target range. James from @the1stbat podcast and also from merry old England hops aboard to attack the animal that caused a worldwide pandemic. The Dark Knight Rises is the most profitable in the trilogy yet James feels it's the worst of the bunch. But will @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ listen to one of their favorite trilogies be slandered yet again? (Episode 1 was Batman Begins by Ryan Dalton) THANK YOU ALL for the support, lo...

Amanda Scherker SCALPS Inglorious Basterds Episode 56 GTSC podcast

November 22, 2020 05:32 - 1 hour - 59 MB

First things first: Some people have it out for Quentin Tarantino as this is the third film of his on this podcast. @AmandaScherker from @wisecrack and Hinge (she said she's looking for a husband) thinks the Brad Pitt led squadron of Nazi hunters is just plain stupid. But can @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ will give her argument a bingo? Or are they going to bash in her argument and then scalp the beejeezus out of it? LIVE SHOW TICKETS ON SALE! Joanne and Bill from the Mornin' show (C...

Zac Amico MOON BOOTS Napoleon Dynamite in the nads Episode 55 GTSC podcast

November 14, 2020 02:35 - 42 minutes - 38.9 MB

Next up in this podcast's crosshairs: a comedy that started off that inspired a TON of bad impressions as well as "GOSH" and "DANGS." That's right, Napoleon Dynamite has been selected by Zac Amico (@Zacisnotfunny from Real Ass Podcast, Zac's Midnight Spook Show) despises the story of a nerd and his buddy running for class president. Can Zac persuade @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ that this film should disappear like the moon boots have? Or do the boys think a liger should maul Zac? LIVE...

Joey from SWP turns Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets into a toad Episode 54 GTSC podcast

November 07, 2020 17:15 - 59 minutes - 54.8 MB

Dear nerds, here is your trigger warning. Joey from @SoWizardpodcast joins @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ has decided to go steal Harry Potter's wand and shove it into Ron Weasley's ginger skull. That's right, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone is the choice for this week's episode. Can Joey convince us that little cutie patootie wizard should be flushed from our memory banks? THE LIVE SHOW HAS BEEN BOOKED! Joanne and Bill from the Mornin' show (Compound Media) are doing a tag team ...

Al Mega SQUASHES Starship Troopers Episode 53

October 31, 2020 14:49 - 1 hour - 55.6 MB

For anyone who grew up or who was in their 20's in the late 90's, you undoubtedly saw Starship Troopers. It's a cult classic but a classic turd in the punchbowl for Al Mega (@comicrusaders). He doesn't like the bugs, Casper Van Dien, and feels the book was done a major disservice. But can this argument make late 1990's Denise Richards's #1 fan, @KevinGootee, join the Mobile Infantry? And does @KevinIsrael_NJ think that bugs that shoot fire and plasma from the butts are pretty cool? We'...

David the Producer RUINS Dirty Dancing Episode 52 GTSC podcast

October 24, 2020 02:49 - 1 hour - 74.2 MB

The turning point of the podcast is when @BehindtheRant came on to throw the Goonies into the guillotine. So we brought him back and he picked a woman that's going to trigger women aged 30-75...Dirty Dancing. That's right, David the Producer didn't have the time of his life with this film. But until this podcast, @KevinGootee never saw Dirty Dancing. @KevinIsrael_NJ thoroughly enjoyed having KG sit through this film. And the trio discuss when women ask about their number of sex partners. ...

Task DEMOLISHES X-Men Episode 51 GTSC Podcast

October 17, 2020 00:10 - 58 minutes - 53.3 MB

We seem to be on a real superheroes theme kick as @uptotask couldn't wait to join @GTSCpodcast to try and obliterate one of the early films (X-Men was not the first, Blade was) to kickstart the superhero genre. @KevinIsrael_NJ is an insane Wolverine fan; did he think the entrance matched the hype? And did @KevinGootee think this film was worse than Anna Paquin's "southern" accent? Only one way to tell.. PLEASE subscribe so the minute we release a new episode, you get it immediately. You ...

The STST boys WIPEOUT Point Break Episode 50

October 10, 2020 15:38 - 1 hour - 59.8 MB

Utah, get me 2...dudes who think they're going to tear down one of the most iconic 90's films ever. James and Rob from @ststcast think Keanu Reeves is an awful actor and this film is 100% pure nonsense. Action, adventure, these 2 crave not this film. But the real question is do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ feel that this film is as good as 2 meatball subs at 10:30 in the morning? First off, THANK YOU. All of your kind words, shoutouts on social media, and telling your friends is wha...

Dave Williams DISOWNS Step Brothers Episode 49

October 03, 2020 02:18 - 51 minutes - 47.5 MB

This episode is guarantee to rankle a lot of our friends. Dave Williams from @Barstoolsports hates Will Ferrell and flat out DESPISED Step Brothers. Do Boats and Hoes make @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ give a big ol' ear to ear grin? Or does this film make K and K wish the Catalina Wine Mixer got a bomb dropped on it bigger than Holmes and Watson? Please give us a follow on twitter, FB, Tumblr, and IG: @GTSCpodcast, @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ @BarstoolWSD and @Barstoolsports. We'd l...

Ray Stakenas SHORT CIRCUITS Transformers Episode 48

September 26, 2020 13:06 - 1 hour - 64.8 MB

The Transformers were the CENTER of @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ universe in the 80's as the greatest cartoon next to Looney Tunes. Fast forward to 2007 when Michael Bay decided to completely ignore the most of the source material and make Megatron a plane instead of a gun. The real question is there enough good stuff in her to match the nostalgia? @AlmightyRay from @whowouldwin podcast certainly doesn't think so. He thinks this film is worse than Optimus Prime dying in the cartoon fi...

JD Duran goes Mighty Ducks hunting Episode 47

September 17, 2020 03:23 - 59 minutes - 54.5 MB

The film that Gen Y loves as well as launched an NHL franchise and well as 2 sequels. The Mighty Ducks gave dumb kids all across the world that it was a good idea to quack at people. It also made people think the flying V is a legit formation in hockey. Oh yeah, it also showed Emilio Estevez driving a limo onto a pond and thinking it wasn't that big of a deal. @RealJDDuran from @insessionfilm joins @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ because he played hockey and had a TON of problems with th...

Geno Bisconte DECIMATES Uncut Gems Episode 46

September 12, 2020 03:35 - 1 hour - 55 MB

Do we have a treat for you! Geno Bisconte (In Hot Water on Compound Media and Comics Watching Comics on Amazon video) joins the boys as he HATES Uncut Gems with a passion. Why? One reason is that the bets Sandler puts in...DOESN'T HAPPEN in real life. Can Geno convince KG and KI that this film makes Don't Mess with the Zohan look like Caddyshack? Please give us a follow on twitter, FB, Tumblr, and IG: @GTSCpodcast, @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ @DiamondEugene1 @inhotwatershow We'd love t...

Kent Garrison NEUTERS Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Episode 45

September 04, 2020 03:49 - 52 minutes - 48 MB

It was only a matter of time before someone went after a Jim Carrey film so @KentGarrison @madaboutmovies went for the one that started it all off, Ace Ventura. Kent feels this was funny as a kid but as an adult, finds Jim Carrey more annoying that Jim's paintings or people that constantly do Ace impressions. But do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ say ALLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN to his argument or do they think his argument should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell? First off, THANK YOU. All of y...

Kevin Israel takes an AXE to The Shining Episode 44

August 28, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 70.9 MB

No, that's not a typo. @KevinIsrael_NJ wanted to sit in the guest chair to take down the Shining so I asked GTSC podcast favorite @billschulz from @MorninwithBillandJo on @compoundmedia to sit in as co-host. Is KI able to persuade @KevinGootee that the Shining is as bad as taking an axe in the belly from Jack Nicholson? Or is his argument as sweet as the artwork in Scatman Crothers's house? We now have a brand NEW advertiser so PLEASE support: MyBookie.ag and use promo code: Sacred Cow. ...

Kevin Israel takes an AXE to The Shining Episode 44

August 28, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 106 MB

No, that's not a typo. @KevinIsrael_NJ wanted to sit in the guest chair to take down the Shining so I asked GTSC podcast favorite @billschulz from @MorninwithBillandJo on @compoundmedia to sit in as co-host. Is KI able to persuade @KevinGootee that the Shining is as bad as taking an axe in the belly from Jack Nicholson? Or is his argument as sweet as the artwork in Scatman Crothers's house? We now have a brand NEW advertiser so PLEASE support: MyBookie.ag and use promo code: Sacr...

Joanne Nosuchinsky OBLITERATES Silver Linings Playbook Episode 43

August 21, 2020 17:07 - 51 minutes - 47.1 MB

We're bringing back another fan favorite, Joanne Nosuchinsky from @MorningwithBillandJo on @compoundmedia. Joanna never found the whimsical, Silver Linings Playbook, entertaining and she's hellbent on making @KevinGootee watch awful movies. Can she can convince him and @KevinIsrael_NJ that a nervous breakdown is better than this film? We now have a brand NEW advertiser so PLEASE support: MyBookie.ag and use promo code: Sacred Cow. Would be a Want to advertise with us? Email us at gutti...

Alice Vaughn sends Interstellar to Pluto Episode 42

August 15, 2020 13:12 - 1 hour - 62.2 MB

Interstellar was a highly acclaimed and revered film but not according to Alice Vaughn (@rationalblonde from @tgompodcast). Alice used to be a physicist and she dissects this movie with an expert eye and exploits a TON of plot worms, worm holes, and black holes. Can she persuade @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ that this film is worse than being a farmer in Idaho? Or do the boys think this film is alright, alright, alright? We want to help YOU build your business and sell your service or ...

Frank Fleming from Barstool sports SUCKER PUNCHES Fight Club Episode 41

August 08, 2020 14:59 - 49 minutes - 44.9 MB

We can all agree that Fight Club is a HUGE cult classic and the poster is/was a mainstay in guys' college dorm rooms. But Frank Fleming (@NJTank99 @barstoolsports) thinks that Brad Pitt and Edward Norton should swallow enough soap and drop a lit stick of dynamite down their throats. Where do you stand on this underground bareknuckled fisticuffs romp? And where do you think @KevinGootee and @Kevinisrael_NJ stand on this film? And you're in for a treat as Frank belts out a song late into t...

Bill McCuddy EXPELS Fast Time at Ridgemont High Episode 40

July 31, 2020 14:18 - 53 minutes - 49.3 MB

One of the most iconic high school films (and iconic nude scenes) is squarely in the sights of movie critic @BillMccuddy (PBS). @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ are shocked that Spicoli and company. But can Bill convince K&K that this film is worse than Judge Reinhold wearing his baseball jersey tucked into his jeans? Or is this film still truly as beautiful as a topless Phoebe Cates? We also get to hear a FANTASTIC story about KI working in a restaurant and someone having a major "accide...

Mike Price BULLDOZES Batman Returns Episode 39

July 24, 2020 03:35 - 1 hour - 65.5 MB

WOW!! @MikePrinceinLA (writer for the Simpsons and F is for Family) was NOT a fan of Batman Returns which is our 2nd Batman movie (we're not counting Batman v Superman) that we've done on our podcast. @KevinGootee wastes no time sharing his affection for the Simpsons and Mike tells us a great story about writing for the Simpsons movie and having to drop that nugget when he went to see the film in the theater. But does Mike convince KG and @KevinIsrael_NJ that the bat, the cat, and the pengu...

Mike Price BULLDOZES Batman Returns Episode 39

July 24, 2020 03:35 - 1 hour - 65.5 MB

WOW!! @MikePrinceinLA (writer for the Simpsons and F is for Family) was NOT a fan of Batman Returns which is our 2nd Batman movie (we're not counting Batman v Superman) that we've done on our podcast. @KevinGootee wastes no time sharing his affection for the Simpsons and Mike tells us a great story about writing for the Simpsons movie and having to drop that nugget when he went to see the film in the theater. But does Mike convince KG and @KevinIsrael_NJ that the bat, the cat, and ...

Jake and Tom FIRE missiles at Top Gun Episode 38

July 17, 2020 19:34 - 54 minutes - 50.1 MB

Another first for the @GTSC podcast, our first duo appear on the show! Jake and Tom (@Drunkendork and @FeartheJake) share their sternly worded opinions about the 1986 mega blockbuster, Top Gun. They're not feeling Goose, Maverick, and certainly not Ice-MAN (gasp!) But does their argument... take your breath away? POW! That's how you shoehorn a reference in there! Or do they hit the ejector seat and smash their head into the covering like Goose? Only one way to find out... PLEASE contin...

Sean O'Connell DISMANTLES Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring Episode 37

July 10, 2020 21:22 - 1 hour - 56.7 MB

It's another nerd fan favorite up on the firing range! @Sean_Oconnell from @Cinemablend goes after the Peter Jackson epic, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring. According the Sean, this film has TOO much setup and NOT enough going on. But does he properly set fire to the shire? Or do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ sick the Orcs upon his argument? PLEASE continue to visit www.guttingthesacredcow.com EVERY day for brand NEW articles. Don't forget, we have really cool hats, shirts...

Tia Fabi throws Kryptonite at Batman v Superman Episode 36

July 03, 2020 14:21 - 1 hour - 59.6 MB

Pretty much everyone hated Batman v Superman and Tia Fabi from Geek Vibes Nation is no exception (@TC_Stark and @GeekVibesNation). And there is plenty to attack: Ben Affleck as Batman breaking his "no guns" policy. Lex Luthor acting like a quirky nerd who is off his ADD meds. And of course, "Martha." But with all of the damning evidence, can Tia convince @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ that this film is Kryptonite for good taste? www.geekvibesnation.com THANK YOU again for your ongoing...

Julette Miranda DISEMBOWELS Scream Episode 35

June 26, 2020 00:21 - 55 minutes - 51.3 MB

What's your favorite scary movie? Not "Scream" for Juliette Miranda (Unwritable Rant Podcast and Bourbon Soaked podcast) as she thinks this film is insanely overrated and BAD. Her husband, @behindtherant, was able to successful gut Goonies in episode 24. Can this happy family go 2/2 in gutting cows? And can she convince @KevinGootee and @Kevinisrael_NJ that this film is worse than Neve Campbell mullet and Matthew Lillard's acting? And THANK YOU everyone to all you who continually suppor...

James Gavsie TORCHES Once Upon a Time in Hollywood Episode 34

June 20, 2020 16:04 - 1 hour - 56.5 MB

Quentin Tarantino happens to be a favorite director of this podcast but @jamesgavsie could care less. He decided to take a flamethrower to Once Upon a Time in Hollywood like Leo DiCaprio did to that girl in the Manson cult. But is James able to persuade @KevinGootee and @KevinIsarel_NJ that this film is worse than feet on a dashboard. Or does K2 throw a can of dog food in the face of this argument? Plus, the boys head down memory lane whilst discussing the Transformers/GI Joe cartoon movi...

Anthony Cumia DEMOLISHES Face/Off Episode 33

June 13, 2020 02:46 - 57 minutes - 52.8 MB

Anthony Cumia of Opie and Anthony fame as well as host of the Cumia show (@compoundmedia and @thecumiashow) join @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael on this week's episode. Anthony's choice for this episode, Face Off, and boy does he abhor this film. Anthony tells a hilarious story about Jim Norton destroying Patrice O'Neal on the old O&A show for liking this film as well as breaks into his John Travolta impression a few times. But can Anthony convince @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ that this ...

Bill Schulz DETONATES Independence Day Episode 32

June 06, 2020 04:10 - 1 hour - 58.1 MB

A FIRST for Gutting the Sacred Cow podcast, we've brought back @BillSchulz from @morninbillandjo on @compoundmedia! Bill's first attempt with Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade was solid but does he punch this alien movie right in the face while yelling, "Welcome to Earth?" Or does ID4 fanboy @KevinIsrael_NJ fly a fighter jet right into the mothership? @KevinGootee enjoys the fireworks with these 2, whose side does he take? If you haven't had the chance, go check KG on the Dave Landau and...

Dave Landau SAVAGES Philadelphia Episode 31

May 30, 2020 14:51 - 1 hour - 58.8 MB

Philadelphia was a film that opened the world's eyes to AIDS and how it affected lives and careers. But @LandauDave (Compound Media and Comedy Central) points out that this film has more lesions than Tom Hanks did on his chest in the courtroom. @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ put on their best sailor outfits as Dave attempts to convince them that this movie is just an overrated attempt of broad stroke, hot button issue. If you haven't done so yet, PLEASE give us a 5 star rating and 2 se...

JL Cauvin (and Donald Trump) BLAST apart 2001: A Space Odyssey Episode 30

May 22, 2020 23:19 - 50 minutes - 46.3 MB

Standup comedian/podcaster @JLCauvin (Howard Stern show) and "Donald Trump" assemble with @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ and JL has 2001: A Space Odyssey in his crosshairs. JL cannot stomach Stanley Kubrick's sci-fi critical darling but can he convince Kevin and Kevin that this film is worse than a blank screen for 3 minutes? Or does JL's argument get blown up like the Challenger back in '86? You guys and gals are just scrum-diddly-icious. Thanks for being fans and PLEASE make sure t...

Matt Atchity billy clubs The Usual Suspects Episode 29

May 16, 2020 17:07 - 49 minutes - 45.6 MB

@matchity (Adam Carolla podcast, Rotten Tomatoes, Moviefone) convenes with @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ to explain how the Usual Suspect cheats the audience with the ending. Forgot who is Keyser Soze, (this was the slug line when the movie came out) do KG and KI flip Matt's argument? Flip you for real. Can you hear me in the back? WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU: Questions, advice, recommendations, quarrels? Join us on social media: @GTSCpodcast on Twitter; Gutting the Sacred Cow on FB and I...

Christopher Maynard DEFILES Forrest Gump Episode 28

May 09, 2020 20:48 - 55 minutes - 50.7 MB

Chris Maynard from @Following_Films comes on to slay the baby boomer untouchable, Forrest Gump. That's right, the film that won best picture, best actor, and caused millions of people shoehorn, "life is like a box of chocolates," into many a conversations that then went south. The question is, do @Kevin Gootee and @Kevin Israel_NJ feel his arguments fall under "stupid is as stupid does?" First of all, THANK YOU FOR THE ONGOING SUPPORT. You guys truly make doing this podcast a joy and we...

Seth Everett skewers Joker Episode 27

May 02, 2020 16:31 - 49 minutes - 45.5 MB

@Seth_Everett (Hall of Justice podcast with Kevin Smith and Sports with Friends podcast) joins @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ because he has a MAJOR problem with 2019's runaway success, Joker. He even goes on the record and says that this film is worse than Suicide Squad. You know, the film that is mocked more than "The Room?" But does he convince Kevin and Kevin that this film is more bare boned than Joaquin Phonenix was in this film? Big news: www.guttingthesacredcow.com NOW has merc...

Stoner Jesus DESTROYS Taxi Driver Episode 26

April 25, 2020 00:05 - 56 minutes - 52.1 MB

@StonerJesus420 (Joe Klare) joins @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ to eviscerate TAXI DRIVER, the film that birthed thousands of s----y Robert DeNiro impressions. Joe HATES Travis Bickle like the governor of Georgia hates common sense. But do Kevin and Kevin (better than Celino and Barnes) find this film stinkier than a NYC cab in August? Give us a follow on our social media and check out the website, merch coming soon. @KevinGootee on FB, IG, and Twitter @KevinIsrael on FB, @Kevin_Israel...

Episode 25 Delvin Cox does Avatar

April 18, 2020 01:23 - 56 minutes - 51.4 MB

Hey there you cool cats and kittens! Had enough virtual happy hours yet? Gin and vodka sales through the roof so might as well fill up a highball and listen to @Delvin_Cox try to take down the aesthetically pleasing; yet light on plot mega-hit, Avatar. @Kevin Gootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ will be your judge, jury, and executioner. Does Zoe Saldana in blue make a few body parts turn blue? Wait, that means that those body parts are dying or dead. Never mind. We're now on Youtube! Watch u...

Episode 24 David the Producer does the Goonies

April 10, 2020 17:08 - 1 hour - 56.9 MB

David the Producer (@BehindtheRant) is going to trigger a TON of 80's babies as he takes down the Goonies. Data, Chunk, Mouth, and Mikey...no one is safe from David's warpath. But do fellow 80's kids @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ get aboard the "I Hate One Eyed Wille" pirate ship? Or is David's argument as awful as Sloth's speech and face? And good news, we're now on Youtube! If you want to see our smarmy, judgmental, yet handsome faces, tune in! Lastly, our website is now up. So al...

Episode 23 Ray Gootz does Jurassic Park

April 04, 2020 18:26 - 56 minutes - 51.9 MB

Ray Gootz (Gootz's Disney Pod and Comics Watching Comics) joins the boys to share his displeasure for one of the most influential films of the 90's, Jurassic Park. Ray eviscerates this film like a Raptor, T-Rex, and the tiger that got a hold of Carole Baskins husband (allegedly). Kevin Israel is a STAUNCH JP supporter and Kevin Gootee is a somewhat fan as well. Can Gootz sway both Kevins that this film is a pile of stegosaurus poop? Or do both Kevins pull a Dennis Nedry by saying, "Ah ah ...

Episode 22 Keren Margolis does Titanic

March 28, 2020 16:33 - 48 minutes - 44.6 MB

Hope you're not going all Jack Nicholson from the Shining being stuck in quarantine. So let's lighten your load for all the free time you have on your hands. Keren Margolis despises Titanic and wished Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet sunk on that ship with every single copy of that film. But can she convince Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel that this film should go away like Billy Zane's career did. First off, THANK YOU for subscribing to the podcast, we couldn't do it without you. And ...

Episode 21 Joanne Nosuchinsky does Grease

March 21, 2020 03:09 - 59 minutes - 54.7 MB

Sick of Corona talk? Sick of quarantine with people you don't even like? Sick of people asking if you're sick of something? MORNIN' show (Compound Media) hostess, Joanne Nosuchinsky (@JoNosuchinsky) joins Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel and she makes KG break his Cal Ripken Jr streak of not watching the movie, Grease. Joanne is NOT a fan of the film; despite being a theater graduate and a musical lover. Huh? How does that happen? Well, she's NOT A FAN and she tries to convince both Kevin...

Episode 20 Ron Barba does The Big Lebowski

March 15, 2020 03:37 - 48 minutes - 44.7 MB

Ron Barba (Comics Watching Comics on Amazon Video, King of the List, and Thank You For Coming) joins Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel and sets his sights on a cult favorite, The Big Lebowski. Ron hates the Dude more than he hates the overused F word. And don't get him started on how and why Steve Buscemi is famous. Does he gut the sacred cow well enough to have KG and KI want to throw White Russians in the face of anyone who defends this film? Thanks to our sponsor, TheFightCardGame.com. Av...

Episode 19 Jude Angelini does Birdman

March 06, 2020 04:04 - 54 minutes - 49.7 MB

Jude Angelini (Author of Hyena and Hummingbird as well as host of All Out on Shade 45 on Sirius XM) joins K squared to convince them that Birdman (best picture winner 2014) that it's overrated and NO ONE talks like they do in real life. Jude also shares a tale of how he worked as a bathroom attendant in a gay bar that's nothing short of sheer hilarity. If that doesn't make you want to download this episode, you have the resting pulse of Joe Biden. PLEASE have 4 friends who are into movies ...

Episode 18 John Fugelsang does Gone with the Wind

February 29, 2020 18:20 - 58 minutes - 53.8 MB

We're back and with a flourish. @JohnFugelsang (Sirius XM, VH1, Coyote Ugly) targeted one of America's most treasured classics: Gone With the Wind. That's right, the HIGHEST grossing film of all time (adjusted for inflation) is the one John chose to make @Kevin Gootee and @Kevin Israel sit through nearly FOUR HOURS of Scarlett O'Hara act like a whiny b--ch. Do Kevin and Kevin frankly not give a damn about this either? Listen to this podcast which Is 85% shorter than the film and definitel...

Episode 17 Gerard Haran does Pretty Woman

February 11, 2020 15:00 - 47 minutes - 43.4 MB

What is the favorite film of most women? Pretty Woman. You know who hates Pretty Woman? @Gerard Haran LOATHES it. We bet every guy who had to sit through this rom-com in hopes of some romantic encounter from their lady friend will DEFINITELY want to listen to this. Can he convince @Kevin Gootee and @Kevin Israel that this fairy tale dAnd ladies, if you're ready to have you favorite adult Cinderella tale torn to shreds, listen here: What do you folks and dislike about the show? Please ...

Twitter Mentions

@colbertlateshow 1 Episode
@theonion 1 Episode