Grown Kids
25 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★ - 5 ratingsThree kids stuck in adult bodies. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grown-kids/support
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Episodes
Episode 25: “King Of The Castle”
January 20, 2023 00:25 - 2 hours - 116 MBRoger Blackksmyth joins the Kids in this episode. Roger talks about living in Maryland, and his start in music before comedy. We talk about everything ranging from successful immigrants in America, China’s plan, talented homeless people, abortion, creepy old men and older women. Ever heard of The Rugrats Conspiracy? It’s all talked about on this episode. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grown-kids/support
Episode 24: “Return of the Jodi”
November 02, 2022 15:56 - 1 hour - 78.1 MBAj Santos joins the kids for this episode. We talk about ghosts, purgatory, and dreams. Aj rates the best Asians. The kids talk about Halloween costumes, Brittany Griner, the “Dahmer” show, the comedy writing process, Iran, Kobe Bryant, and Aj answers questions from our listeners. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grown-kids/support
Episode 23 “Boom Boom”
October 18, 2022 02:14 - 2 hours - 116 MBAaron Thompson joins us in this episode. We talk about his life from a police officer to a comedian, the police academy, corruption in the LASD, and getting booed on stage for being a cop. Aaron shared a story about the time his son did standup, and opening for Lunell and Katt Williams. We dive into some crazy stories from Aaron’s LAPD days, and accidentally discharging his weapon. Aaron is also coaches youth basketball. We talk about basketball, the best basketball and cop movies, Denzel Was...
Episode 22: “22”
September 12, 2022 20:18 - 44 minutes - 41.1 MBThe Kids roast each other for most of the episode. We also talk about the new 6th street bridge in LA, street takeovers, and silent farts. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grown-kids/support
Episode 21: “Tased & Confused”
August 11, 2022 07:59 - 2 hours - 111 MBWe have some returning guests and a new guest for this episode. Mario Rodriguez and McKenna Jarrel grace us again, and Buster Brown joins us for the first time for this wild episode. People get tased, phobias and alcoholism are discussed, and the difference between fear boners and anxiety boners. McKenna had the rant of the year, but Buster may have taken that throne on this episode. Mushrooms were consumed, a lot of weed was smoked, Mario loves acid, and Buster knows his presidents. --- ...
Ep 20 “Cavemen”
July 18, 2022 21:38 - 2 hours - 115 MBShaman Johal and Peter Nesh join us for this hilarious episode. We talk about Netflix and comedy, weird sexual appetites, Polyamorous relationships, watching dudes bang your girl, and how Alex got hit in the face with a beer bottle twice in one weekend. Knowing when to back out of a fight is a sign of manhood. Shaman knows the Indian accent is funny. Peter and his various business endeavors. We discuss the mafia back then and now, flamboyant Persians, fathers, discipline, 90’s things, Ryan an...
Episode 19: “Apocalypse Now”
June 22, 2022 20:12 - 1 hour - 65.6 MBThe kids discuss the conclusion to the Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard trial or as we like to refer to as: “Jihad Depp vs Amber Haram.” Homeless people are more aware than you think. Squatters have rights lol. America is about to go through another recession. Kenan would never survive an apocalypse. We talk about the Uvalde school shooting, the cause of mass shooters, gun control, and… Alex recorded a new fart. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grown-kids/support
Episode 18: “Sex & Candy”
June 02, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 92.4 MBXavier Campos joins the Kids for this episode. Xavier talks about life on porn sets. It’s only normal to go from talking about porn to talking about masturbation. They go hand in hand… We talk about different masturbation methods, masturbating in socks, and the weirdest places we’ve masturbated at. Alex talks about the correlation between heroin and candy. The Kids talk about the different vices we have. Kenan and Xavier’s food porn on Instagram. We also discuss Dick Pills aka Blue Chews aka ...
Episode 17: “Toxic Twats”
May 10, 2022 19:21 - 1 hour - 163 MBOn this episode, Alex talks about his new novel that he’s about to release. We also dive into homelessness and mental health. The kids reminisce about Tony Hawk and the video games. We talk about the the city of Irvine, the Johnny Depp and Amber Turd Defamation case, and Kenan’s recent set at the “Nice Bits” show at the Rec Room. Getting a bad haircut is the worst, Josh is a KarEN who loves F1. We list the Top 3 Sports Apparel/Jersey’s as well as Top 3 Cultural Food. --- Support this podc...
Episode 16: “Alpha Cucks”
April 28, 2022 02:21 - 1 hour - 103 MBOn this episode of the Grown Kids Podcast, we introduce our new camera guy, Ryan Radusinovic. We talk about the new Batman movie, and debate the best Batman films, villains, and actors who played Batman, and not to mention the fact that LA needs a Batman. Ryan talks about his standup and film career. Alex goes into full Tony Montana mode. Ryan has a fear of chocolate bars. We talked a bit about the Will Smith slap, toxic women, and how toxic women create the worst kind of men… Alpha Cucks. ...
Ep. 15 Galyn Pierno
March 29, 2022 16:46 - 2 hours - 177 MBOur guests Galyn Nash and Dom Pierno join the kids for this episode. Dom and Galyn talk about their recent, and upcoming shows. We talk about road shows, bringer shows, and the comedy store. Galyn talks about his life in Austin, Dom wants to see Galyn get slapped, Kenan tried buying Jeff Ross a drink, roast battles and roast jokes. Galyn almost threw up on stage while headlining, Kenan is a “slush puppy,” and Galyn likes to bust his nut on objects in public bathrooms. Galyn talks about a thre...
Episode 14: “The Urinal Rules”
March 05, 2022 02:17 - 1 hour - 110 MBAmerica needs a president like Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy. We discuss the Russian invasion of Ukraine, and the possible outcomes. There are no farts like Taco Bell farts. The dangers behind “Shit Rage” that nobody talks about. The kids go over the basic rules in using urinals in public bathrooms. Alex kind of talks about his new novel that’s coming out, and his old YouTube channel “GnarGnarEnt.” Kenan can’t stop pooping. We give our thoughts on how we think the new “Batman” film ...
Ep. 13 Fat, Hairy and Both.
February 15, 2022 16:40 - 1 hour - 120 MBEpisode 13 “Fat, Hairy, and Both” The kids are back after a break. Kenan had Covid, which is his excuse for getting fatter this recent month. As Kenan’s face got puffier, Alex’s got hairier. Josh is… well… both. We talked about the events of the last two years, comedy during Covid, and our most embarrassing moment in elementary school. We came to an agreement about who the scariest white people are, artists that died too young, Shaq, the fact that blue cheese is disgusting, the Super Bowl, Ma...
Episode 12 A Grown Kids XXX-mas
December 25, 2021 06:34 - 1 hour - 82.9 MBChristmas came early… and so did Kenan. On this special Christmas episode, the kids talk about their white elephant work parties, why you’ll see a pair of shoes (or two) hanging from wires in neighborhoods, Alex watched the movie “Elf” for the first time in a long time, and our favorite Christmas movies. We think Hollywood needs to produce a gangster Christmas movie. We talk about the gifts we bought for people, Christmas songs, and getting shadow banned. Alex talks about his dog Poopsie tha...
Episode 11 Dale Earnhardt’s Nightmare Before Christmas
December 18, 2021 01:27 - 1 hour - 70.2 MBThe kids discuss their top 3 Christmas movies, stress and crime during the holidays, hockey, physically dominant women, Kenan’s wrestling days in high school (yeah, he wrestled), and what Joe Rogan’s farts probably smell like. Which by the way, Kenan recorded a fart. We talk a little about Formula 1 racing, Dale Earnhardt and the 2000 Daytona 500, favorite sports movies, the impact of “Jackass,” and dumb things you do as teenagers. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/p...
Episode 10: “10 Inches of Comedy”
November 16, 2021 19:03 - 2 hours - 112 MBIt’s safe to say, we enjoy porn, so we had to have Kenny Weber, a comedian and porn industry worker, indulge us kids on the ways of the porn industry. Kenny talks about his start in comedy, how he got started in the porn industry, and Kenny’s recent break-up with a comedian. We talk about our favorite porn stars, and how Alex can’t cum with condoms. We discuss sex, and comedy, and how they go hand-in-hand (no pun intended). Kenny talks about funny QUEEFS on set before the legit conversation o...
Episode 9: “Kans-Ass”
November 10, 2021 05:03 - 1 hour - 59.4 MBIt’s just the kids for this episode. Kenan and Alex recap their experience doing comedy at a rave in Kansas. Alex shares some stories of his rave days in the mid-late 2000’s, watching someone die at a rave, and the many overdoses you’ll see at raves. Josh and Alex deal with a fight at work. Memes and the internet, Chappelle’s new special and cancel culture. Straight guys making gay jokes, the boundaries dudes have as friends, and being comfortable with your sexuality. We started recording thi...
EPISODE 8 “STOP ASIAN 8”
October 26, 2021 00:29 - 1 hour - 89.6 MBThere was an audio issue with Alex’s mic the first 15 minutes, but it was all gravy after that (and even before). By far, the funniest episode yet. The kids have Adam Chong and Viet Nguyen as their guests for this special episode. We talk about their comedy show that they produce: “Rice & Beans,” Adam’s experience doing shows in Wisconsin, restaurant jobs and bad tippers. We take a look into how Adam and Viet got started in comedy, the movie “Don’t Be A Menace In South Central While Drinking...
Episode 7: “Can’t Crack A Jarrell”
October 18, 2021 00:01 - 2 hours - 206 MBA lot of weed and mushrooms were consumed during this episode... as they usually are. The kids are graced by McKenna Jarrell. McKenna talks about her travels to Idaho, and now living in Long Beach. We discuss naked people, the movie “Midsommar,” cults, The Rolling Stones, music, McKenna’s favorite bands, and her teaching music as a job. Who has a bigger package? George Michael or Tommy Lee? Santa Monica College, McKenna’s start in comedy, and doing improv vs standup. Naked people... with wea...
Episode 6: “White Claws and Crocs”
October 08, 2021 22:05 - 2 hours - 119 MBStarting the podcast off with some roasts and a good cheers. Our second guest, Mario Rodriguez, graces our garage with his presence. We talk about drinking before sets, swiping right on everyone on tinder, freebasing cocaine, whip-its, death and time, near death experiences, Josh being white, life in Irvine, Mario’s football days, Mario’s top comics growing up, and Mario’s days of being homeless. Oh, and play-doh. That’s just the first hour. Kenan has been to Neverland Ranch. The greatness of...
Episode 5 - “Bidet Talk”
September 16, 2021 22:24 - 2 hours - 196 MBThe kids have their first guest: Ernesto Ledezma. They dive into the acting range of Robert Pattinson, DiCaprio is Jack Nicholson, Jenny from “Forrest Gump” is toxic, and Ernesto recently started dating a comediann. The guys talk about dating and hooking up with comics. Ernesto growing up in the hood. Ernesto is from South Gate but everyone thinks he’s from Riverside. Alex and Ernesto talk about how they met. If a comic asks if you “want to write some time” it means he wants to fuck. Kenan’s ...
Ep. 4 “Timmy Tilt”
September 03, 2021 18:18 - 2 hours - 147 MBKenan and Josh eat shrooms. Kenan throws up. Josh is jealous that Lucy loves Alex so much. Alex shares some of his stories while in different parts of Mexico. Alex also talks about his friend who has a drinking problem, and how his friend got the nickname “Timmy Tilt.” Kenan has a “Patrick Star” tattoo on his leg. People that can and can’t handle drugs and alcohol. The effects of drinking and drug abuse as you get older. Kenan talks about his new job, and how he once hooked up with a girl th...
Ep. 3 “Fries”
August 20, 2021 21:58 - 1 hour - 92.8 MBThe guys talk about French Fries, having enough confidence to call your dick “pee-pee,” and how women aren’t grossed out by each other the way men are. Kenan talks about getting a finger in his butt by a girl with long fingernails, and whether he liked it or not. Kenan also talks about his first headlining gig. Do you use a bidet? Is karma a real thing? Ponzi schemes, bro code, vaginas, open mics, creepy comics, why it’s not easy making friends in comedy when you first start, and why complain...
Ep. 2 Meta World Domination!
August 10, 2021 20:58 - 1 hour - 91.4 MBThis week on the Grown Kids podcast. Kenan and Alex meet Metta World Peace at a comedy/music show. The kids indulge in some basketball talk, and stupid fans that trash talk athletes. Is it weird to have a threesome with sisters? Alex almost fires Josh, masturbating before sex, halal vs haram, Beyoncé vs Rihanna, Aaliyah’s impact on music, the greatness of Jay-Z and Freddie Mercury. Doing standup during the pandemic in Downey and Koreatown. The Latasha Harlins story. How Alex says hi to his fr...
Ep. 1 "Fah-loooooser"
July 30, 2021 18:01 - 2 hours - 171 MBIn our premier episode, the kids give a little insight about what this podcast is going to be about: life on stage, dark secrets, wild stories, shitting your pants, adolescence to adulthood, random banters, and of course... farts. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grown-kids/support