The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Alien vs. Predator.  Paul W.S. Anderson fucking hates us all and gives us this shitfest!  This movie is a combination of a great franchise and an average(but loved) franchise that was forced to hate fuck each other while doing massive amounts of drugs on camera.  I'm not even joking... that's the fucking story son.  Aliens + Predators + fml = this fucking movie.  kill me now please.