Goonie’s World

Gangbusters #1: House Painters Wanted

July 27, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 93.2 MB

In 1930s Kansas City, union pipefitters Jimmy Carano and Bobby Marbles finish up a day of work in their other job -- persuading reluctant business owners to accept slot machines -- and are rewarded with yet another career opportunity: painting houses. A man named Luigi Vega has incurred the wrath of their boss, and he is to be “taken care of” as soon as possible.

Boot Hill #3: Luck of the Irish

July 13, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 113 MB

After calming a riled up mob intent on killing Indians, Seamus and Barnaby are informed of a nearby encampment of outlaws. Newly deputized, they ride out at first light alongside future legends Wyatt Earp and Bat Masterson. A good old-fashioned shootout ensues, and not everyone rides back.

Boot Hill #2: In Search Of

July 06, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 97.8 MB

Waking up early, Seamus and “Uncle Sam” get in a final round of Q&A with the saloon-goers before getting the hell out of Dodge and heading north. What they find solves some mysteries but only deepens others. The searchers return after dusk as the bearers of bad news and bad arrowheads.

Boot Hill #1: On the Dodge

June 29, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 85.6 MB

Barnaby Baxter and Seamus O’Shaugnessy, two drifters escaping their pasts, are headed out west in the 1870s when they come to a notorious city on the high plains. In the lively saloon, they confabulate with the barkeep and diversified patrons, discovering there’s no shortage of folk searching for other folk and decent rewards for those who’re able to find them.

Druids of Dragondale #4: Heavy Meta

June 15, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 92.6 MB

After descending into the lava-lit depths beneath the Heap, the heroes find themselves staring into the many evil eyes of the Eye Tyrant. Will they perish or will they triumph, locate the lost ring, and make the treacherous trek back to the Amber Princess to partake in a fairytale wedding? Either way, this tale must end, thus concluding an unforgettable night of tabletop gaming for Chip, Dickey, and Plunger. Now on to the movie!

Druids of Dragondale #3: Plungin' into the Dungeon

June 08, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 86.5 MB

After departing the Castle of the Amber Princess, the valiant adventurers travel straight to the Heap on the Borderlands, hoping to find the ring whose possessor the Gelf promises to marry. At the heap’s base, they dare enter the dreaded Maze of Chaos.

Druids of Dragondale #2: Neep Tweaking

June 01, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 115 MB

Our heroes, Wendyl Woolbeard and Mÿke Tÿsen (and Silas Seeker), continue their perilous journey across the ensorcelled land, encountering the strange old hermit the Trog had mentioned, as well as foul beasts in the woods and waters. After a fork in the road, the travelers soon find themselves face-to-face with pure wickedness.

Druids of Dragondale #1: DoDcast

May 25, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 124 MB

In the loft of a detached garage, three boys settle in for an epic night of fantasy roleplaying and fluff tasting. Join Plunger as the Gamemaster and Shadow Specialist, Dickey Newton as the Element Master, and Chip Estrada as the Pugilist while they navigate their courageous characters through a realm of magic and menace to find an infamous heap on the borderlands. [NOTE: A familiarity with the characters from our Kids on Bikes episodes is probably necessary to fully enjoy this serie...

The Spy Game #6: In the Lion of Duty

May 11, 2020 10:00 - 53 minutes - 73.7 MB

Niles and Vinny go from spies to Spartaci as they engage in gladiatorial combat in a makeshift rooftop arena nine stories over the bay, jeopardizing their mission and their mortal lives. Are you not entertained?

The Spy Game #5: Artsy-Fartsy

May 04, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 90.7 MB

Under the aliases of Dorian DeLorean and Jean-Pierre Rousseau, the spies attend the art auction and hobnob with various scum and villainy until they’re finally introduced to Diamondface himself, who seems very interested in their forged painting. When the opportunity arises, they do some snooping and uncover a surprise.

The Spy Game #4: Niles and Noodles

April 27, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 84 MB

Washington, D.C. 1980s. Veteran secret agent Niles Thorpe is paired with younger rookie spy Vinny Rigatoni. Their mission: infiltrate an illegal auction of stolen art in Macau, China and appropriate a computer disk from the auctioneer, South African art dealer Diamondface, which contains Swiss bank accounts linked to code names. [Optional: The Spy Game 1-3]

Shadow of the Demon Lord #9: Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

April 20, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 88.7 MB

After battling a giant mutant, Tegan, Dirk, and Rusty continue to explore the house in Purse, encountering more monsters and mysteries. Crunching too many crystals, Tegan involuntarily gains some new body modifications. Moments later, eerie chants draw the party’s attention, daring them to investigate.

Shadow of the Demon Lord #8: Chaos Sharts

April 13, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 83.7 MB

After returning from the shrine, the three adventurers meet up at the Fallen Solider tavern where they hear rumors about the neighborhood of Purse and its walking dead problem. From a guard at the entrance, they learn about an outbreak of a deadly disease. With some persuasion, they are allowed through the quarantine and head straight for a house where an explosion is said to have started the whole thing.

Shadow of the Demon Lord #7: A Clockwork Rusty

April 06, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 82.5 MB

Two short-statured adventurers, Dirk Buckleheight and Tegan Stormstone, enter a shrine hidden in the forest that reportedly houses magical gemstones. After narrowly escaping death, they eventually come upon a strange, inanimate clockwork and decide to wind it up. Together, they attempt to explore the rest of the shrine, discovering its many wonders and horrors. [NOTE: New listeners can start here if they wish. The previous SotDL episodes are optional.]

S.P.R.I.N.G.S. (Jupiter Springs 2020) #3: A Better World

March 30, 2020 10:00 - 58 minutes - 80.3 MB

With their notoriety on the rise, O.K. Boomer, Bloody Dickey, and M.G. head to Las Vegas armed and incognito. There, they must find a way north to Area 51 where, if everything goes according to plan, a time machine will send them back to the 1980s. But everything doesn’t go according to plan. Sacrifices are made, heroes are chosen, and nothing will ever be the same.

S.P.R.I.N.G.S. (Jupiter Springs 2020) #2: Pyramid Power

March 23, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 93.3 MB

After putting their trust in Mr. Boomer, the rebels travel by train to San Francisco where a contact awaits with details on how to save the world. To their surprise, the contact is a familiar face they haven’t seen in many years.

S.P.R.I.N.G.S. (Jupiter Springs 2020) #1: Tub Fluffers

March 16, 2020 10:00 - 57 minutes - 78.8 MB

In a dark future, Dickey Newton and M.G. (aka Merlyn Grubb, aka Plunger) work at a marshmallow fluff factory serving Earth’s addicted alien overlords. After being appointed a new supervisor named Mr. Boomer, they soon discover the old man is not exactly who they thought he was. Suddenly, they’re presented with an opportunity to hypothetically make the world right again, but it won’t be easy. [PREREQUISITE: Kids on Bikes 1-6] [OPTIONAL: Fudge (Hard Time in Hardgate) 1-6]

Fiasco (Dallas 1963) #2: Best Laid Plans

March 02, 2020 11:00 - 58 minutes - 80.8 MB

Just when it seemed like everything was going their way, fate reverses course for Jorge, Merle, and Johnny, as the conspirators suddenly face the possibility that they won't get what they want. It all comes down to one day in late November, and oh, what a day it is.

Fiasco (Dallas 1963) #1: Everybody Hates Kennedy

February 24, 2020 11:00 - 59 minutes - 82.1 MB

Fate has brought together a Cuban exile, police officer, and nightclub owner who find they have more in common than they thought. What starts as a conspiracy to make some money soon escalates into something much more ambitious.

Fudge (Hard Time in Hardgate) #6: Escape from Hardgate

February 17, 2020 11:00 - 57 minutes - 79.2 MB

The moment has finally arrived for the former Night Rangers to make their great escape, but before they can, Duke must deal with Enzo who stands between him and the Bean Machine’s radio, while Frank is tasked with retrieving Stroker amid a deadly pudding riot. But breaking out is only the beginning, and many more obstacles will surely await them as they hightail it to Jupiter Springs with Melvin Grubb’s secret message.

Fudge (Hard Time in Hardgate) #5: Special Delivery

February 10, 2020 11:00 - 59 minutes - 82.1 MB

Just in time for the long-awaited pudding arrival, Duke visits the infirmary, and Frank works out a deal with Officer Milky, setting up the final phase of their mission to escape Hardgate.

Fudge (Hard Time in Hardgate) #4: Sweet Feet

February 03, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 87.6 MB

In the aftermath of King Kelly’s assassination, the Night Rangers relocate to a new cellblock and continue to plot their escape, which, repugnantly, means enlisting the help of Stroker. Additionally, with the pudding still in transit, they must take another drastic action or risk retribution from Sugar Tits.

Fudge (Hard Time in Hardgate) #3: Chocolate Regicide

January 27, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 100 MB

Frank and Duke move forward with their pudding plan while simultaneously taking their first steps toward freedom.

Fudge (Hard Time in Hardgate) #2: Project Puddin‘

January 20, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 98.3 MB

While Frank and Duke work on a sweet scheme to hold off the Pale Riders and the Dog Pack, they’re introduced to a mysterious convict with new info that changes everything, giving them the will and the way to eventually escape Hardgate.

Fudge (Hard Time in Hardgate) #2: Project Puddin'

January 20, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 98.3 MB

While Frank and Duke work on a sweet scheme to hold off the Pale Riders and the Dog Pack, they’re introduced to a mysterious convict with new info that changes everything, giving them the will and the way to eventually escape Hardgate.

Fudge (Hard Time in Hardgate) #1: The Murderer & the Musician

January 13, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 108 MB

Two members of the Night Rangers Motorcycle Club from Jupiter Springs, California, Duke Dale and Frank Williams Jr., are reunited years later in a Nevada federal prison called Hardgate. With both life and loyalty in mind, they are faced with the grave choice of pledging allegiance to one of the prison’s various gangs or attempting to survive on their own. A third choice, not yet a possibility, is escape. Find out more about the Fudge system here: https://www.fudgerpg.com/about/about-fudg...

Shadow of the Demon Lord #6: Fade to Black

January 06, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 136 MB

Joined by Delia, the heroes enter the mysterious shrine in search of crystals and clues. What they find is chaos, insanity, and death.

Shadow of the Demon Lord #5: Beauty and the Beastmen

December 02, 2019 11:00 - 52 minutes - 72.7 MB

As the adventurers continue their investigation, they discover that farmer Ham has been keeping a secret, and afterwards, have a hairy encounter in the woods. There, they learn of a shrine that could offer clues to the fate of the farmer’s pigs and possibly a whole lot more.

Shadow of the Demon Lord #4: Ham

November 25, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 84.2 MB

A brand-new adventure begins as Robin, Rusty, and Rat take on a job to find a farmer’s missing pigs. Unsurprisingly, the case turns out to be a wee bit more complicated and challenging than they’d initially expected.

Kids on Bikes #6: Into the Darkness

November 18, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 89 MB

With Chip now back in Jupiter Springs, the kids meet with a professor who provides valuable insights about the tree markings they’d photographed. After some preparations, the boys journey back to the place where it all began, seeking irrefutable proof of the cave creature’s existence. [For more of the Kids on Bikes characters, also listen to SPRINGS 1-3 and Druids of Dragondale 1-4.]

Kids on Bikes #5: Daywalker

November 11, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 116 MB

With Derrick behind the wheel, Dickey and Plunger take a road trip to visit Chip in Sacramento. However, they quickly find that something’s not right with their old friend, and in fact, he might be in mortal danger. It takes their combined encyclopedic knowledge and skill mastery to deduce the situation and set things right again.

Kids on Bikes # 5: Daywalker

November 11, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 116 MB

With Derrick behind the wheel, Dickey and Plunger take a road trip to visit Chip in Sacramento. However, they quickly find that something’s not right with their old friend, and in fact, he might be in mortal danger. It takes their combined encyclopedic knowledge and skill mastery to deduce the situation and set things right again.

Kids on Bikes #4: Return of the Cave Creature

November 04, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 107 MB

A year after their encounter at Saber-Tooth Cave, Dickey Newton and Plunger might be catching fleeting glimpses of the same horrifying entity. Dickey is skeptical, but Plunger wants to believe. Meanwhile, Chip Estrada has been convalescing in a Sacramento psychiatric facility. Can the kids uncover the truth? If so, can they handle it?

Call of Cthulhu (Halloween Special) #1: Bug-Eyed Betties

October 28, 2019 10:00 - 2 hours - 183 MB

Arkham, Massachusetts. 1920s. Flapper Margo Macey has just inherited a house from her wealthy uncle who mysteriously vanished along with his adoptive daughter. She hires private investigator Saul Moran to assist her in the removal of rumored squatters. Joined by newspaper reporter Rachel Hemingway, they enter the house only to find nothing weird or bad happening there, and everything turns out fine.

Call of Cthulhu (Halloween Special): Bug-Eyed Betties

October 28, 2019 10:00 - 2 hours - 183 MB

Arkham, Massachusetts. 1920s. Flapper Margo Macey has just inherited a house from her wealthy uncle who mysteriously vanished along with his adoptive daughter. She hires private investigator Saul Moran to assist her in the removal of rumored squatters. Joined by newspaper reporter Rachel Hemingway, they enter the house only to find nothing weird or bad happening there, and everything turns out fine.

Kids on Bikes #3: The Fluffening

October 21, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 109 MB

The plot thickens as the kids track another clue, taking them into dark woods. There, something awaits, revealing an even deeper mystery and pushing their courage to the limit.

Kids on Bikes #2: Ninja and Laserman

October 14, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 115 MB

After their terrifying discovery underneath Hammond Bee Middle School, the kids debate the best course of action. Should they let the adults handle it? Which adults can they even trust? On the other hand, there’s an enticing clue left behind, just waiting to be followed. It leads to the Europa Roadhouse.

Kids on Bikes #1: Extracurricular Activities

October 07, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 86.7 MB

One autumn day in the 1980s, nerd Dickey Newton and bully Chip Estrada are at Strategy Games Club when fellow friend and conspiracy theorist Plunger tells them a rumor about an old bomb shelter underneath their middle school. They decide to test the rumor, and what they discover will change their lives forever.

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