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Goonie's World

200 episodes - English - Latest episode: 5 days ago - ★★★★★ - 6 ratings

A wide-ranging actual play tabletop RPG podcast with an emphasis on characters and comedy.

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SPIRIT #6: Sascrotch

April 15, 2024 10:00 - 1 hour - 91.4 MB

Having encountered a hostile Bigfoot while investigating the crashed pyramid UFO and its badly burnt occupants, the team tries to deescalate a dangerous situation. Following that, they land in the tiny village of Anaktuvuk Pass where the next day, they travel to the sight of the newly formed mound that River had spotted before.  

SPIRIT #5: Big Feet

April 08, 2024 10:00 - 58 minutes - 80.7 MB

After meeting a suspicious man in the airport hangar, Bing, Bart, and River take to the skies, headed towards a mysterious mound. Along the way, their attention is diverted to a column of smoke coming from the ground below, and the team lands for a closer inspection.  

SPIRIT #4: The Cabin in the Woods

April 01, 2024 10:00 - 1 hour - 84.9 MB

Self-proclaimed cryptozoologist Bart Garfinkle and gonzo journalist Bing Kingsley team up once again to investigate Bigfoot and other mysteries in the Alaska Triangle. After arriving at a log cabin in Fairbanks, they get a visit from a vaguely familiar local man who mentions strange lights in the sky. Afterwards, they meet up with bush pilot River Sloane with plans of flying to any destination of interest.   

Sky Whalers of Jupiter! #3: Harshpoon

March 18, 2024 10:00 - 58 minutes - 79.7 MB

The sky whalers clash with a Saturnian Shiftbeast aboard the Lodestone, leading to an alarming outcome for one. Later, as the Jovians attempt to haul their prize back to Port Hallwark, they are confronted by Captain Michel in his ship the Calypso. A knock-down-drag-out battle inevitably follows.             

Sky Whalers of Jupiter! #2: Ambergris

March 11, 2024 10:00 - 1 hour - 86.6 MB

As Xavier Barbeau hangs suspended in Jupiter’s deep atmosphere hunting the legendary Blubberalla, Philbert Edward Glass and Dr. Anias Ambercrom are attacked by kite creatures onboard the HMS Jover. Afterwards, as they continue their journey, Philbert’s compass starts to spin wildly, and they spot what must be the Lodestone, drifting in the clouds. However, after boarding the alien ship, the sky whalers quickly discover they are not alone.  

Sky Whalers of Jupiter! #1: Race for the Lodestone Ship

March 04, 2024 11:00 - 57 minutes - 78.8 MB

On the floating Jovian city of Port Hallwark, three sky whalers are on their way to an appointment when they are ambushed by Saturnian thugs. After a chaotic brawl, Lord Dol De Venus, their sometime employer, offers them a contract to find and retrieve a strange ship that may contain great treasure. Unfortunately, the unsavory Captain Michel also has his sights set on the ship.  

MÖRK BORG #4: Do the Right Thing

February 19, 2024 11:00 - 1 hour - 110 MB

Following the defeat of Lesdy’s entourage, the party eventually tracks her to a familiar room, where they are forced to make a tough decision. Their options are clear: take the easy way out by killing Lesdy or join her in a seemingly suicidal battle against Fletcher and the gutworm.  

MÖRK BORG #3: Vast Intestine

February 12, 2024 11:00 - 1 hour - 88 MB

Emerging from a pit of rotblack, the ferocious gutworm attacks, forcing the outmatched party to reluctantly retreat and discover alternative passageways within the Accursed Den. Eventually, they find themselves in an impossible greenhouse where they are introduced to Lesdy and her zealous followers.

MÖRK BORG #2: Dark Dealings

February 05, 2024 11:00 - 57 minutes - 79.4 MB

After a deleterious fight with a dog-sized spider, Keftar, Eldar, and Belum continue to explore the Accursed Den and encounter a tall, tattooed cannibal named Fletcher. He has no desire to hand over the missing heir but agrees to if the party gets rid of a troublesome woman named Lesdy.  

MÖRK BORG #1: Chosen

January 29, 2024 11:00 - 1 hour - 82.9 MB

Recognized for their potential greatness, three heretical prisoners are tasked with retrieving the Shadow King’s son and heir, Aldon, from the Accursed Den, a dark place that in whose depths, they are forewarned, an enormous creature hungers.  

Tricube Tales (Metahuman Uprising) #3: Lit AF

January 15, 2024 11:00 - 1 hour - 97.3 MB

Having followed a trail of breadcrumbs to the abandoned Galaxyland amusement park, the superheroes enter the funhouse and discover that what lies within is anything but fun. Afterwards, a final showdown with an archrival from the past settles the score for good.   

Tricube Tales (Metahuman Uprising) #2: Stream Team

January 08, 2024 11:00 - 58 minutes - 79.7 MB

Helping Hand, The Rizzler, and Massiah interrogate the super-villainess Coup de Gracie and discover her method of escape from Marx Federal Penitentiary. With help from the followers of Mike Kidd’s stream, the superheroes are quickly able to gather clues and ascertain the location of the mastermind in charge.

Tricube Tales (Metahuman Uprising) #1: The Mass of the Gas

January 01, 2024 11:00 - 1 hour - 97.3 MB

When supervillains violently interrupt a hockey game at which a silver age superhero is being honored, two young attendees make their superhero debuts and join forces with the veteran to save the day.

Into the Odd #6: Our Cana

November 27, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 90.8 MB

Roach, Nyx, and Percy inspect the treasure-trove of Arcana and contemplate their exit strategy. Back outside in the marsh, the heroes are met with one final surprise. Whatever future lies in store for them, it will most certainly be odd.   

Into the Odd #5: Alternates

November 20, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 86.3 MB

The explorers enter the skull of the Star Child and descend underground where they are forced to fight their greatest foes to date. Their prize is the loot of a lifetime, but is it too good to be true?    

Into the Odd #4: Beyond the Coral Sea

November 13, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 85.6 MB

Percy, Roach, and Nyx finally mount an expedition to Hopesend, intent on finding Father Moon’s hidden cache of Arcana. After encountering the dreaded Leviathan from onboard the Queen Silky, the explorers make it to the village and hire a guide, taking them into perilous marshland.

Mad Am I? (Halloween Special): Non Compos Mentis

October 30, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 145 MB

In the late 1800s, three diverse individuals with equally diverse agendas find themselves on a mysterious island in the north Atlantic. Presented with unimaginable horrors, the team struggles to survive while maintaining their sanity.  

Into the Odd #3: Bad Egg

October 16, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 84.8 MB

With a fire spreading from the basement of Moonstone House, the adventurers race against time to discover any Arcana or valuables left behind and encounter more of the mad Moon family along the way.  

Into the Odd #2: Paperwork

October 09, 2023 10:00 - 59 minutes - 81.8 MB

Upon entering Moonstone House, Nyx, Roach, and Percy discover that it isn’t as vacant as they’d hoped. After an explosive fight on the first floor, the explorers head upstairs and find themselves in yet another dust-up.

Into the Odd #1: The Only City That Matters

October 02, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 87.3 MB

Three citizens of Bastion — a sprawling, industrial city — band together and rent a loft in a boarding house, planning to someday explore the vast world of wonder they live in. After a lucky gambling bet, the adventurers head out to an old, abandoned mansion with full salvage rights.  

Goblin Quest #6: Blast Off

September 18, 2023 10:00 - 52 minutes - 72.7 MB

The fireworks have been loaded; the beans have been eaten, and the final countdown has begun. Many goblins have fallen along the way, but for the few brave survivors, it’s time to conquer their final task of rocketing to the moon. Will they beat the odds and realize their dream or will they screw it up as only goblins can and die predictably?    

Goblin Quest #5: Puke-ception

September 11, 2023 10:00 - 55 minutes - 76.6 MB

The goblins finally finish the construction of their fart rocket and move it into position, but not before several die due to extraordinary incompetence, and a devious misfortune throws them for a loop.  

Goblin Quest #4: Hammer of the Gobs

September 04, 2023 10:00 - 57 minutes - 78.6 MB

The goblins begin the incredibly lethal process of building their fart rocket on the Magical Explosion Testing Grounds, gathering additional tools and supplies from a nearby junk pile.  

Goblin Quest #3: Accordioned

August 28, 2023 10:00 - 49 minutes - 67.9 MB

Venturing into the Dunn Inn, the goblins attempt to get past a bugbear guard and abscond with fireworks. Later, a misfortune involving orcs unexpectedly complicates their mission to steal a can opener from the barracks kitchen.

Goblin Quest #2: Barrel Roll

August 21, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 86 MB

The goblins try their pathetic best to steal barrels of TNT from the Camp Defenses and transport them to the Magical Explosions Testing Grounds for eventual use in their fart rocket construction.

Goblin Quest #1: To the Moon

August 14, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 91.1 MB

In this session zero episode, the players create their clutches – groups of five stupid, scrawny goblins spawned in the Green Pits beneath the Great Battle Camp. Next, they determine what their quest will be and how to go about achieving it. The plan is broken down into three tasks, each with three stages. With the setup complete, all that’s left now for the goblins is to fail in fantastic fashion probably.    

Beach Patrol Nights #5: Duffel Gag

July 31, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 116 MB

After a chaotic maritime chase and deadly fight on board The Dreadyacht, the lifeguards are confronted by Keith and eventually square off with Chuck himself, attempting to end the monster’s reign of terror once and for all.  

Beach Patrol Nights #4: Banana Hammock

July 24, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 91.2 MB

Investigating at the marina, the lifeguards meet a colorful local who provides them with valuable insights as well as a helpful tool of his own design. Afterwards, following a lead, the Floridians make a shocking discovery about a fellow team member.  

Beach Patrol Nights #3: Wereshark

July 17, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 102 MB

Searching for a runaway dog, the lifeguards uncover a secret section of beach, and later, discover more clues hiding behind locks in Lifeguard Tower 1.

Beach Patrol Nights #2: Fresh Prints

July 10, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 90.9 MB

The lifeguards have an altercation with drug dealers on the beach and manage to get some key info about the supplier of sand. Unfortunately, something bad washes up on shore the next day.     

Beach Patrol Nights #1: Hangin’ Loose

July 03, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 101 MB

Experienced lifeguards Tami Lee, Ivan “Van” Semenov, and Buzz Malibu are hired for nightshift positions at Coral Rock Resort, located on tiny San Paco Island off the southwest tip of Florida. After discovering a bite mark on one of the resort guests, they’re told of recent shark attacks and the disappearance of a trainee that may be connected. In addition to alleged drug trafficking, it seems that something suspicious is happening on the beach, and dark secrets lie hidden just below the surf...

Maze Rats #6: Thrice-Great

June 12, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 82.7 MB

Crossing the Triangular Sea, Rufus, Merrium, and Puck come upon marine creatures with desirous intent, but they strike a deal and are gifted a magical weapon, along with directions to a secret entrance into Lupercalis’ lair on the Island of Exiles. At last, the three bold heroes face off with the terrible dragon, the fate of the infant Poppy resting dubiously in their hands.  

Maze Rats #5: Honey Wizard

June 05, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 93.4 MB

After agreeing to rescue the waterman held hostage by bandits in a nearby lighthouse, the party’s plan to split up goes awry, and they each find themselves engaged in losing battles. In the end, only cooperation and creativity allow them to prevail.

Maze Rats #4: Bad Dragon

May 29, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 86.9 MB

Having reached the city of Illyria, the party is devastated to discover that a tragedy has befallen Poppy’s clockmaker relatives. Taking the baby to the Temple of the Triacontagon, they are dealt yet another unexpected blow when it's revealed that there’s something terribly wrong with her. Now the heroes are forced to embark on a seemingly suicidal quest to makes things right.    

Maze Rats #3: Shades of Red

May 22, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 89.7 MB

Guided by the soft red glow of bioluminescent fungi, the adventurers traverse the goblin shortcut known as the Underdark Road. Confronted by such creatures as the Norker, Invisible Hobo, and Dire Geesemen, they nevertheless press on until they reach the Upside Down City.

Maze Rats #2: Keeping Watch

May 15, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 98.1 MB

While bivouacking along the way to Illyria, Puck, Merrium, and Rufus are attacked in the night, leaving one of them barely clinging to life. The next day, an encounter with a hill giant leads them to a cave and a potential shortcut.  

Maze Rats #1: The Road to Riches

May 08, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 88.7 MB

At a tavern in the village of Varna, a cutpurse, bounty hunter, and fortuneteller learn of great riches to be found in the city of Illyria. After assisting a local with a romantic dilemma, the treasure seekers travel south on a rutted, dirt road, eventually stopping at a wayside shrine. What they find there is perhaps even more precious than treasure.   

Horrid Mysteries #3: The Banishing

April 24, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 83.8 MB

Once inside the late Erasmus De Rippe’s manor, Percival Skorbeck, Chadwick Southwark, and Orchid Calaver enter the basement and discover a possible means of defeating Firiel. Tracking the demon to a church, the team finally faces off with their foe.  

Horrid Mysteries #2: The Summoning

April 17, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 86 MB

The gathered devise a method of summoning the demon Firiel into the material world, but unforeseen circumstances result in evil being unleashed upon the streets of Sourshire.

Horrid Mysteries #1: The Gathering

April 10, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 84.1 MB

Three strangers are brought together on a dark night to discuss and hopefully defeat a supernatural adversary that has affected each of them.

Heroes of Sherwood Forest #4: Hole in One

March 27, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 101 MB

Rescuing Roger Goode from his cell in the dungeons of Nottingham Castle, the outlaws attempt a dangerous escape, eventually making it back to Sourhampton. There’s no time to celebrate, however, as they quickly learn of an impending attack on the village by Flemish mercenaries sent by the Sheriff. Together with the villagers and Lovely Lads, the PRB decide to take a stand.

Heroes of Sherwood Forest #3: Tuppence

March 20, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 88.4 MB

Having summoned the demon Firiel, the heroes are granted magical powers to aid them in rescuing Roger Goode. After some preparation, the outlaws execute their plan and make their way into the dreaded dungeons of Nottingham Castle.  

Heroes of Sherwood Forest #2: Contest of Champions

March 13, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 88.4 MB

After showing up unexpectedly in Sourhampton, Robin Hood himself accuses the heroes of poaching on his land and demands a percentage of their takings as dues. Unwilling to pay, the heroes agree to a series of contests against notable members of the Merry Men that, if won, will allow them to operate freely in Sherwood Forest until springtime. Later on, the heroes receive word that the Lovely Lad Roger Goode has been captured by Flemish mercenaries and imprisoned in the dungeons of Nottingham ...

Heroes of Sherwood Forest #1: Robin Hoodlums

March 06, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 91.6 MB

While the villainous Prince John rules London in King Richard’s absence, three outlaws band together to redistribute the wealth. The overconfident bastard Arthur Brown, runaway boy Spencer Twiddy, and vengeful cook Belgar Frigosi make it their mission to rob the nobleman Sir Enguerrand de Coucy as he travels by wagon through Sherwood Forest. During the encounter, the heroes acquire a hidden treasure and a new name to go along with it. Afterward, joining forces with another gang of young outl...

Runners #2: Compromised

February 27, 2023 11:00 - 57 minutes - 78.8 MB

With Dr. Patel now in their possession, Al and Howitzer seek a hideout to get off the streets and assess the situation. Once there, the elven scientist surprises the runners, throwing yet another monkey wrench into the works. Eventually striking a deal, they deliver the elf to the chosen location and complete their adventure (for now). A loose end remains, however, ensuring their story will continue later.    

Runners #1: Window of Opportunity

February 20, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 90.3 MB

Denver, 2078: in a futuristic world of magic and metahumans, Alwyk “Al” Cylyndryel (an elven mage) and Zak “Howitzer” Sharp (a human tank) receive a job offer to kidnap a scientist and bring him to a warehouse for $10k each if done in the next 24 hours. As the runners prepare to make their move, they are unexpectedly presented with a counteroffer, and the situation intensifies.

GURPS Vikings #6: Land of Plenty

February 06, 2023 11:00 - 55 minutes - 75.8 MB

After a brief confrontation with the natives of Umlaut’s dreamland, the Norseman must once again face off against a cursed beast, this time against Nya Gwaheh, the Naked Bear. Once slain, they’re free to settle in the land of plenty and live out the rest of their days raising families, harvesting grain, and assisting the Beothuk battle their adversaries. Will Thor and Umlaut indeed settle down or will the Norns compel them to return to their Viking ways?  

GURPS Vikings #5: The Tempest

January 30, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 88.9 MB

Sailing in the direction of Greenland, the Vikings are caught in a devastating storm and struggle to save their ship and crew. When the storm finally passes and dawn arrives, they find themselves off course and approaching the coast of a new land. The trees match those of Umlaut’s dream, as well as the natives who promptly introduce themselves with arrows.    

GURPS Vikings #4: We Can Be Heroes

January 23, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 85.5 MB

Reaching Iceland, Thor and Umlaut come upon a settlement and receive a heroes’ welcome. Together with Kari’s brothers and Brother Brendan, the Vikings are sent on a quest by the village leader Ingolfur to kill a monster in its mountain lair. Facing their greatest challenge yet, some of the warriors choose to die in battle, while others choose to flee in defeat.

GURPS Vikings #3: Greaseheads

January 16, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 86.2 MB

Having sailed from Norway with Kari and her brothers in a drakkar longship, the explorers eventually spot land. When they disembark onto one of the Zetland islands, they are confronted by the tattooed, grease-haired natives. After diplomacy fails, the Vikings are forced into a bloody battle. Afterwards, they retreat to their ship once again and escape further bloodshed. Sailing into a storm, the heroes finally come upon a strange shipwreck survivor.    

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