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I like Valentine's day. You get to tell somebody, "I love you," or at least, "I like you." It means baseball's Spring Training is about to start. And it's a day when the thought really is more important than the gift. In fact, I have found that if you can get the right kind of thought going, Louie-Louie Generation ladies like my Lady Wonder Wench generally really get into the spirit of giving...so to speak. And if you are a Louie-Louie Lad like I am you will certainly put to good use the power of warm words...aural sex...and of course you will follow Big Louie's advice having to do with any of your remaining moving parts. If you've got em...move em.