Kiss The Boo-Boo

There's nothing more comfortable than sitting here in my big, black leather, manly, poppa chair in my living room. But the "Boo-Boo Boogie Man" just started pounding on my knee again...the one I had replaced because he wore the original knee out. That guy is mean. And he sometimes sneaks up on me when I'm trying to do the Louie Louie Guy strut to get my Lady Wonder Wench's attention, like I was planning on doing tonight. I sometimes think he's jealous...like all the other guys who know about my Lady Wonder Wench.