Don't Stand For Them Telling Us Not To Sit

They're telling me I shouldn't be sitting here in my big, manly, comfortable black leather poppa chair in my living room, and I'm not going to stand for that. The smart guys in the white lab coats are telling me that sitting is one of the worst things I can do to myself. They're implying that sitting is a reckless act of self-destruction. They say it's worse than smoking, and of course smoking kills people. I think they're a little off base with that one too. I don't think smoking is responsible for killing nearly as many people as the people who are trying to quit smoking are responsible for killing people.
I am a reasonably healthy guy. As I told you in my book, Staying Happy Healthy And Hot, I get up early most mornings, and I go up-down, up-down, up-down. Now the other eye lid. Then I go for a good, long, brisk, sit...here in my big, comfortable, black leather poppa chair in my living room. I like sitting here.