Big Louie's All Purpose Answer

Guys...I about to give you an answer that you will need many times in the tumult of your lives. It's a phrase given to me by Big Louie, the star of my book Staying Happy Healthy And Hot. It's the only possible answer to the three great questions that all Louie Louie Generation guys must face.
Question #1 is "Does this outfit make me look fat?" Question #2 is, "If I died would you get married again?" And great question #3 is "Was I your first sexual partner?" Guys, you will be tempted to make up your own answers to these questions, but don't.
If you are asked any one of those questions, the only survivable answer is the one Big Louie has given us. It is...listen carefully...take notes...write it down. The answer is "Hhuh? You've got to be kidding." This podcast is a brief rehearsal, because you will get hit with those three great questions.