Girls Gotta Eat
441 episodes - English - Latest episode: 6 days ago - ★★★★★ - 28.3K ratingsWhy do guys just want to f*ck you once then stalk your Instagram forever? Should you ditch the apps and meet people in the wild? How do you get over a breakup when you feel like you're gonna die?
These are all topics discussed on Girls Gotta Eat -- a comedy podcast about dating, sex, and relationships co-hosted by Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg.
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Mo Money Mo Problems?
July 09, 2018 05:44 - 1 hour - 89.5 MBIt's like the more money we come across, the more problems we see....or is it? We are so excited to discuss relationships and money issues in this episode -- everything from breadwinner women to who should pay on a first date to how much money even matters. We also give a play-by-play of Ashley's recent sext scandal, and chat about Rayna's upcoming wedding season. And we wrap up with an extra ridiculous game of F*ck Marry Kill. Enjoy! Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast.
Doing It Doggy Style
July 02, 2018 05:27 - 55 minutes - 76.2 MBWe wanted to do a pet episode so we brought in comedian/dog walker Andrew Collin, and things went completely off the rails in the best way. We discuss pets and guys who are too obsessed with their dogs, along with a lot of NSFW topics. This episode is not for the easily offended and should probably be enjoyed in private where you can snort-laugh freely. Enjoy! Follow Andrew on Instagram @AndrewTCollin, catch him on Sirius XM's You Up with Nikki Glaser every Wednesday, and check out his p...
Doing It Doggy Style with Comedian Andrew Collin
July 02, 2018 05:27 - 55 minutes - 76.2 MBWe wanted to do a pet episode so we brought in comedian/dog walker Andrew Collin, and things went completely off the rails in the best way. We discuss pets and guys who are too obsessed with their dogs, along with a lot of NSFW topics. This episode is not for the easily offended and should probably be enjoyed in private where you can snort-laugh freely. Enjoy! Follow Andrew on Instagram @AndrewTCollin, catch him on Sirius XM's You Up with Nikki Glaser every Wednesday, and check out his p...
Should Love Be Unconditional?
June 25, 2018 04:32 - 47 minutes - 65.2 MBIt's just the ladies this week, and we're discussing that romantic little notion known as "unconditional love," and whether it's realistic or even something you should expect in a relationship. We also answer some listener emails and DMs, and share our most recent "meeting men in the wild" tactic (spoiler alert: it works). Enjoy! And follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast.
Should Love Be Unconditional?
June 25, 2018 04:32 - 49 minutes - 67.3 MBIt's just the ladies this week, and we're discussing that romantic little notion known as "unconditional love," and whether it's realistic or even something you should expect in a relationship. We also answer some listener emails and DMs, and share our most recent "meeting men in the wild" tactic (spoiler alert: it works). Enjoy! And follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast.
The Shepisode with Shep Rose of Bravo's Southern Charm
June 18, 2018 05:30 - 53 minutes - 74 MBHEY Y'ALL! Gather 'round and listen to this here episode with Shep Rose of Bravo's Southern Charm! While he was in town filming the reunion, we got him to sit down for some drinks and a chat about his love life, current crushes (and whose DMs he's sliding into), our burning questions about the show (*cough* Kathryn), and a whole range of other topics from text banter to Botox to mugshots to milkshakes (you'll see). And by request, Ashley gives a final update on the 24-year-old. Enjoy, y'all!...
The Shepisode
June 18, 2018 05:30 - 55 minutes - 76.5 MBHEY Y'ALL! Gather 'round and listen to this here episode with Shep Rose of Bravo's Southern Charm! While he was in town filming the reunion, we got him to sit down for some drinks and a chat about his love life, current crushes (and whose DMs he's sliding into), our burning questions about the show (*cough* Kathryn), and a whole range of other topics from text banter to Botox to mugshots to milkshakes (you'll see). And by request, Ashley gives a final update on the 24-year-old. Enjoy, y'all!...
So Why Do Guys Do This Sh*t?
June 11, 2018 04:40 - 59 minutes - 81.2 MBWe are so excited to have comedian Jared Freid of the hilariously informative U Up? podcast so we could interrogate him with all of our "Why do guys do this?!" questions. He mansplains it all and introduces us to some fun new concepts like helicoptering, the hookup alley-oop, and Pikachu'ing (what a time to be alive!). And because we all love to play games, we hit Jared with the game he plays on his own podcast -- Red Flag or Dealbreaker? Enjoy, lovers! Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram...
So Why Do Guys Do This Sh*t? with Comedian Jared Freid
June 11, 2018 04:40 - 59 minutes - 81.3 MBWe are so excited to have comedian Jared Freid of the hilariously informative U Up? podcast so we could interrogate him with all of our "Why do guys do this?!" questions. He mansplains it all and introduces us to some fun new concepts like helicoptering, the hookup alley-oop, and Pikachu'ing (what a time to be alive!). And because we all love to play games, we hit Jared with the game he plays on his own podcast -- Red Flag or Dealbreaker? Enjoy, lovers! Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram...
So Why Do Guys Do This Sh*t? with Comedian Jared Freid
June 11, 2018 04:40 - 59 minutes - 81.2 MBWe are so excited to have comedian Jared Freid of the hilariously informative U Up? podcast so we could interrogate him with all of our "Why do guys do this?!" questions. He mansplains it all and introduces us to some fun new concepts like helicoptering, the hookup alley-oop, and Pikachu'ing (what a time to be alive!). And because we all love to play games, we hit Jared with the game he plays on his own podcast -- Red Flag or Dealbreaker? Enjoy, lovers! Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram...
F**K YOU Carrie Bradshaw!
June 06, 2018 05:16 - 39 minutes - 53.7 MBAnd we couldn't help but wonder...is Sex and the City the most f*cked up show of all time? Just kidding...kinda. We share our (very strong) opinions on Carrie and Big's relationship and its effects on womankind, and leave no stone unturned when it comes to the other three ladies. Maybe some women just aren't meant to be tamed...when it comes to podcasts. Enjoy, fam! And follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast.
Still Not a Player feat. Dale Moss
June 04, 2018 07:46 - 53 minutes - 98.3 MBThis episode is a HOT one! We kick it off with a plethora of new dude stories (look, it was a busy week), then get into it with our guest Dale Moss -- former NFL player and current model/entrepreneur (nbd). We chat about his upbringing being biracial in a small town, interracial dating, dating outside your religion, thirsty women on the road, and whether or not athletes can be faithful. Then, of course we ask him to mansplain our burning questions about booty calls, fashion, and having the D...
Still Not a Player feat. Dale Moss
June 04, 2018 07:46 - 51 minutes - 70.7 MBThis episode is a HOT one! We kick it off with a plethora of new dude stories (look, it was a busy week), then get into it with our guest Dale Moss -- former NFL player and current model/entrepreneur (nbd). We chat about his upbringing being biracial in a small town, interracial dating, dating outside your religion, thirsty women on the road, and whether or not athletes can be faithful. Then, of course we ask him to mansplain our burning questions about booty calls, fashion, and having the D...
Still Not a Player
June 04, 2018 07:46 - 53 minutes - 98.3 MBThis episode is a HOT one! We kick it off with a plethora of new dude stories (look, it was a busy week), then get into it with our guest Dale Moss -- former NFL player and current model/entrepreneur (nbd). We chat about his upbringing being biracial in a small town, interracial dating, dating outside your religion, thirsty women on the road, and whether or not athletes can be faithful. Then, of course we ask him to mansplain our burning questions about booty calls, fashion, and having the D...
How to Meet Men in the Wild
May 28, 2018 04:38 - 52 minutes - 71.5 MBWe got a ton of requests for an episode like this, so we couldn't deny all the ladies who want to stop swiping and meet date-worthy guys IRL. We discuss conquering your fears, places to go, things to do, what to say, and even how to follow up. And because it's the (unofficial) start of summer, we share summer romance stories (which turn into walk of shame stories), and reveal our goals for Summer 2018. Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast.
How to Meet Men in the Wild
May 28, 2018 04:38 - 52 minutes - 71.6 MBWe got a ton of requests for an episode like this, so we couldn't deny all the ladies who want to stop swiping and meet date-worthy guys IRL. We discuss conquering your fears, places to go, things to do, what to say, and even how to follow up. And because it's the (unofficial) start of summer, we share summer romance stories (which turn into walk of shame stories), and reveal our goals for Summer 2018. Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast.
Boy Gotta Eat, Too
May 21, 2018 05:39 - 44 minutes - 60.8 MBWe are so excited to have one of our friends and fellow Instagrammers on this episode -- Jeremy Jacobowitz of the incredible food porn account @BrunchBoys. We dig into his personal life (per usual) and discuss all kinds of dating/sex related topics like the best kind of DM slides, "accidental anal" (still not convinced that's a thing though...), and the significance of the THIRD DATE. Jeremy also opens up about his fascinating weight loss story, and what it's like as a formerly overweight p...
Boy Gotta Eat, Too feat. Jeremy Jacobowitz
May 21, 2018 05:39 - 44 minutes - 60.9 MBWe are so excited to have one of our friends and fellow Instagrammers on this episode -- Jeremy Jacobowitz of the incredible food porn account @BrunchBoys. We dig into his personal life (per usual) and discuss all kinds of dating/sex related topics like the best kind of DM slides, "accidental anal" (still not convinced that's a thing though...), and the significance of the THIRD DATE. Jeremy also opens up about his fascinating weight loss story, and what it's like as a formerly overweight p...
The Guy Who Broke His Dick
May 14, 2018 04:53 - 1 hour - 90.7 MBWe love this episode so much, we kept it long and promise it's worth every second. We interviewed Ross Asdourian, author of Broken Bananah -- his (painfully) true story of breaking his penis. He answers all of our burning questions from how it happened to its effect on his life now (ie. is he getting more ass than ever?). And then we dive into a whole bunch of weird sex topics a lot of people are scared to discuss (spoiler alert: squirters and dirty talk are on the menu). We hope you love it...
#RelationshipGoals vs. Reality
May 07, 2018 08:07 - 44 minutes - 61 MBPeople are always like "Whatever, it's just social media" and we're like "Is it tho......?" (eye roll emoji) In this day and age, social media does play a part in relationships, and we dive deep into these topics in a #NoFilter episode with our first male guest -- @KrispyShorts of @FuckJerry. He's attractive, successful, insightful, has a legit romance story to share, and we hit him with some real questions during our new game "Mansplaining." We think you're going to like this threesome. ...
#RelationshipGoals vs. Reality
May 07, 2018 08:07 - 44 minutes - 61.1 MBPeople are always like "Whatever, it's just social media" and we're like "Is it tho......?" (eye roll emoji) In this day and age, social media does play a part in relationships, and we dive deep into these topics in a #NoFilter episode with our first male guest -- @KrispyShorts of @FuckJerry. He's attractive, successful, insightful, has a legit romance story to share, and we hit him with some real questions during our new game "Mansplaining." We think you're going to like this threesome. ...
How to Survive a Breakup (Like, Right Now)
April 30, 2018 04:35 - 44 minutes - 61 MBMost of us have been through a heart-wrenching breakup and know how much that shit hurts. In this raw episode, we share our own stories of love lost, and how we coped in the moment when we thought we were dying and eventually got to where we are now: LIVING that #BestLife. And just when it starts to get too deep, we lighten it up with a brand new game -- we won't give it away, but just know it involves Tristan Thompson and Colonel Sanders (among others). Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagr...
How to Survive a Breakup (Like, Right Now)
April 30, 2018 04:35 - 44 minutes - 61.1 MBMost of us have been through a heart-wrenching breakup and know how much that shit hurts. In this raw episode, we share our own stories of love lost, and how we coped in the moment when we thought we were dying and eventually got to where we are now: LIVING that #BestLife. And just when it starts to get too deep, we lighten it up with a brand new game -- we won't give it away, but just know it involves Tristan Thompson and Colonel Sanders (among others). Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagr...
Drunk in Love?
April 23, 2018 04:25 - 43 minutes - 59.6 MBBottoms up, bitches! In this saucy episode, we share our drunk dating stories and also discuss how alcohol can make or break a relationship. Bonus topics include: The best music to have sex to, how we feel about Coachella, and our new famous man friend. Oh, and we also reveal way too much in a drunk game of Never Have I Ever (oops). Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast.
Drunk in Love?
April 23, 2018 04:25 - 43 minutes - 59.5 MBBottoms up, bitches! In this saucy episode, we share our drunk dating stories and also discuss how alcohol can make or break a relationship. Bonus topics include: The best music to have sex to, how we feel about Coachella, and our new famous man friend. Oh, and we also reveal way too much in a drunk game of Never Have I Ever (oops). Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast.
What About Their Friends?
April 15, 2018 17:10 - 43 minutes - 60.1 MBThe Friends are important in any relationship. In this episode we discuss, analyze, and offer advice for it all: 1) You don't like your significant other's friends, 2) They don't like you, 3) Your SO doesn't like your friends, 4) They hate him/her back. We also catch up on Rayna's DM doctor, Ashley's young man friend, and Rayna quizzes Ashley on how kinky she is in the bedroom (the results might surprise you). Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast.
What About Their Friends?
April 15, 2018 17:10 - 43 minutes - 60 MBThe Friends are important in any relationship. In this episode we discuss, analyze, and offer advice for it all: 1) You don't like your significant other's friends, 2) They don't like you, 3) Your SO doesn't like your friends, 4) They hate him/her back. We also catch up on Rayna's DM doctor, Ashley's young man friend, and Rayna quizzes Ashley on how kinky she is in the bedroom (the results might surprise you). Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast.
When Should You Give It Up?
April 09, 2018 04:27 - 43 minutes - 60.1 MBWe'd been getting a lot of listener questions about when to sleep with a guy, so here you go, ladies! We cover this topic + what to do physically with a guy before you move into sex territory, and also when to NEVER sleep with him. We also catch up on life things including doctors, diets, and DMs. Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast. And check out our sponsor for this episode (+ get a discount) at ShakerAndSpoon.com/GGE.
When Should You Give It Up?
April 09, 2018 04:27 - 45 minutes - 62.1 MBWe'd been getting a lot of listener questions about when to sleep with a guy, so here you go, ladies! We cover this topic + what to do physically with a guy before you move into sex territory, and also when to NEVER sleep with him. We also catch up on life things including doctors, diets, and DMs. Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast. And check out our sponsor for this episode (+ get a discount) at ShakerAndSpoon.com/GGE.
Let's Talk About Traveling
April 02, 2018 06:22 - 44 minutes - 61.6 MBIs it ever too soon to travel with someone you're dating? How are you supposed to take a shit in a small hotel room? Why is vacation sex so much better than non-vacation sex? And WTF do you do when a trip with your significant other goes terribly terribly wrong? All this + more on our travel episode recorded from Paris (a city we may or may not hate)! Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast.
Are Younger Men the Answer?
March 26, 2018 08:24 - 44 minutes - 60.5 MBWe share our experiences dating younger men and chat about whether this is a solid option for women in their late twenties and up. Rayna also dishes on her latest sexcapade from across the pond, and we play a game of 'Would You Rather' that (almost) crosses the line (not like we have one). Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast.
Are Younger Men the Answer?
March 26, 2018 08:24 - 44 minutes - 60.4 MBWe share our experiences dating younger men and chat about whether this is a solid option for women in their late twenties and up. Rayna also dishes on her latest sexcapade from across the pond, and we play a game of 'Would You Rather' that (almost) crosses the line (not like we have one). Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast.
How to Confront Him (Without Going Crazy)
March 19, 2018 02:23 - 40 minutes - 55.2 MBIn the previous episode, we discussed signs he may be a cheater. In this episode, we tell you what to do once you've confirmed the infidelity. But don't worry, we lighten this darker topic with plenty of overshares from our own personal lives plus an explicit game of Never Have I Ever. Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast.
How to Confront Him (Without Going Crazy)
March 19, 2018 02:23 - 40 minutes - 55.2 MBIn the previous episode, we discussed signs he may be a cheater. In this episode, we tell you what to do once you've confirmed the infidelity. But don't worry, we lighten this darker topic with plenty of overshares from our own personal lives plus an explicit game of Never Have I Ever. Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast.
These Bros Ain't Loyal
March 12, 2018 05:42 - 41 minutes - 56.3 MBCan you spot a cheater? In this episode, Rayna and Ashley take you through a step-by-step identification process for 2018. The ladies discuss how to spot a cheater before you even get involved, and also how to appropriately stalk your man if you suspect he's messing around (spoiler alert: females usually aren't wrong.) They also share their cheat stories, and play another hilarious game of Red Light Green Light with their followers. Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcas...
These Bros Ain't Loyal
March 12, 2018 05:42 - 41 minutes - 56.4 MBCan you spot a cheater? In this episode, Rayna and Ashley take you through a step-by-step identification process for 2018. The ladies discuss how to spot a cheater before you even get involved, and also how to appropriately stalk your man if you suspect he's messing around (spoiler alert: females usually aren't wrong.) They also share their cheat stories, and play another hilarious game of Red Light Green Light with their followers. Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcas...
How to Lose a Girl in One Date
March 05, 2018 03:51 - 42 minutes - 57.7 MBFollow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast. For more information on this episode's sponsor, visit ShakerAndSpoon.com/GGE.
How to Lose a Girl in One Date
March 05, 2018 03:51 - 38 minutes - 53.3 MBFollow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast. For more information on this episode's sponsor, visit ShakerAndSpoon.com/GGE.
Are You Being Benched?
February 26, 2018 05:02 - 37 minutes - 50.8 MBAre you riding the bench while someone else is getting playing time? Is he bread crumbing you? Or is it just a good old-fashioned ghost? In this episode of Girls Gotta Eat, Rayna and Ashley discuss all the ways guys string you along in a relationship, or just disappear altogether. The ladies also share their scariest ghost stories and play another revealing game of Never Have I Ever with their followers. Girls Gotta Eat is a comedy podcast about dating/sex/relationships from the ladie...
Are You Being Benched?
February 26, 2018 05:02 - 36 minutes - 50.8 MBAre you riding the bench while someone else is getting playing time? Is he bread crumbing you? Or is it just a good old-fashioned ghost? In this episode of Girls Gotta Eat, Rayna and Ashley discuss all the ways guys string you along in a relationship, or just disappear altogether. The ladies also share their scariest ghost stories and play another revealing game of Never Have I Ever with their followers. Girls Gotta Eat is a comedy podcast about dating/sex/relationships from the ladie...
It Goes Down in the DMs (But Should It?)
February 13, 2018 05:03 - 38 minutes - 52.7 MBHow do ladies really feel about guys sliding into their DMs (and do they do it, too)? Why do guys just want to f*ck you once then stalk your Instagram forever? Should you ever Instagram your food on a date? And should you date someone who does? Rayna and Ashley discuss all this and more, play Never Have I Ever with their followers, and introduce themselves to anyone who cares in the inaugural episode of Girls Gotta Eat--a podcast from the ladies behind @OneHungryJew and @BrosBeingBasic. ...