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Getting My Act Together

379 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 days ago - ★★★★★ - 27 ratings

Joe Smith is a San Diego-based standup comic trying to raise a preschooler and headline comedy clubs. This is a "comedy, self-help, American hypocrisy" podcast. New episodes every Tuesday and Friday at noon EST.

Email: [email protected]

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Episodes

29. Arecibo

December 04, 2020 19:03 - 52 minutes - 48.4 MB

Joe talks about "hard-earned" money, the one thing he hates about being a parent and how much he values the listener.

28. Grateful Pastures

November 30, 2020 10:00 - 53 minutes - 49.8 MB

Joe talks about his reflection after bottoming out, the Mt. Rushmore of chocolate bars and a listener email.

27. We're Grown

November 27, 2020 16:07 - 44 minutes - 41.1 MB

Joe talks about "Good Mood Guy," switching political parties and being there for his daughter.

26. Chungking Mansions

November 22, 2020 18:23 - 50 minutes - 46.5 MB

Joe talks about fighting the power, having a moment of clarity and a 34-year-old tragedy.

25. Detroit Vs. Everybody

November 20, 2020 11:00 - 43 minutes - 40.6 MB

Joe talks about staying two metres away from someone, the third plank of his platform and why babies go "down." 

24. Owning the Libs

November 18, 2020 09:00 - 35 minutes - 32.5 MB

Joe talks about why you should be a standup comic, being a race traitor and the one-star theory.

23. Baby, I'm a Star

November 13, 2020 10:00 - 27 minutes - 25.6 MB

Joe talks about the women who have left a mark on him, his vision of the podcast and his first one-star review.

22. You're Fired

November 11, 2020 15:53 - 44 minutes - 41.6 MB

Joe talks about cancel culture, Jerry Seinfeld and the legendary Pizza Mic.

21. Not Cool, Bro

November 09, 2020 16:06 - 37 minutes - 34.8 MB

Joe talks about his enormous bladder, The First Lady and dealing with hecklers.

20. Live and Let Live

November 05, 2020 16:20 - 41 minutes - 67.3 MB

Joe talks about telling women what to do with their bodies, stand-up comedy "rules" and when the demons come late at night. 

19. Do As I Say

November 02, 2020 15:49 - 32 minutes - 53.8 MB

Joe talks about his juggling instructor meeting his neighbor, being a hypocrite and an upcoming show.

18. Not Worth the Wait

October 31, 2020 17:41 - 41 minutes - 68.2 MB

Joe talks about a woman pooping in a Chinese buffet, Apple employees and hoping his daughter does not say the N-word.

17. Thursday Energy

October 23, 2020 09:00 - 43 minutes - 20.5 MB

Joe talks about "going Toobin," military flyovers at NFL games and making America great.

16. Boo at the Zoo

October 20, 2020 01:47 - 1 hour - 121 MB

Joe talks about dating someone out of your league, Nicole Kidman and a trip to Zoo Atlanta.

15. Bats in the Cave

October 14, 2020 03:45 - 56 minutes - 92 MB

Joe talks about drama at his hair salon, being treated like a VIP in Chattanooga and the Bill Burr set.

14. Solo King, Solo Hanneman

October 12, 2020 00:47 - 13 minutes - 6.55 MB

Joe talks about Slayer, war criminals and the power of comparison.

13. A Decent Guy

October 08, 2020 14:50 - 40 minutes - 65.8 MB

Joe talks about his Dutch listener, Indians and being "a decent guy."

12. Michigan Man

October 06, 2020 18:07 - 7 minutes - 12.2 MB

Joe talks about female trolls, the University of Michigan and if some who wander are lost.

11. Chat Shit, Get Banged

October 04, 2020 16:31 - 28 minutes - 46.8 MB

Joe talks about reviews of the podcast, bombing and you know who testing positive for you know what.

10. High Horse

September 29, 2020 14:51 - 38 minutes - 18.4 MB

Joe talks about upcoming shows, juggling and getting canceled.

9. Let's Get Physical

September 28, 2020 14:44 - 24 minutes - 11.9 MB

Joe talks about getting a "physical" and kissing a lesbian.

8. Scared of the Dark

September 26, 2020 18:15 - 53 minutes - 25.6 MB

Joe talks about being scared of the dark, bad babysitters and the "boy scouts."

7. Drinks on Me!

September 24, 2020 16:56 - 25 minutes - 12 MB

Joe talks about buying the house a round.

6. Amphetamines & Alligators

September 20, 2020 15:25 - 28 minutes - 46.5 MB

Joe talks about being honest with yourself.

5. Hopefully It's Worth It at the End

September 18, 2020 14:49 - 21 minutes - 34.6 MB

Joe talks about a fantasy involving a gas station, getting locked out of Twitter and the inventor of solitaire.

4. Longest One Yet

September 16, 2020 14:42 - 26 minutes - 24.5 MB

Joe discusses the Facebook boycott, "The Shining" and why you shouldn't make jokes about the Catholic church.

3. The Suburban Strategy

September 15, 2020 17:00 - 13 minutes - 6.31 MB

Joe talks about The Suburban Strategy and an alternate explanation of the booing in Kansas City.

2. Booing Unity

September 13, 2020 18:45 - 13 minutes - 21.7 MB

Joe talks about publicly expressing your disapproval of cohesion and harmony.

1. Aisle Seat

September 12, 2020 18:04 - 11 minutes - 5.47 MB

Joe explains why he needs an aisle seat.