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GETL

104 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 3 ratings

GETL (Get-All) is a podcast about Gaming, Entertainment, Technology & Geek Lifestyle.

Hosted by seasoned gaming industry journalists, Hans Haupt and Edward Swardt, this podcast hopes to engage, inspire and educate through long-form discussion and opinion.

Listen today on all major podcast providers or watch on YouTube.

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Episodes

Legendary Pokemon, Daydreaming Tips, Deathly Orgasms, Asexual Godzilla, Killer Coffee and so much more

March 14, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 80.9 MB

Hans and Edward explore: reviews and previews; how much coffee you need to drink for death’s sweet embrace; how to daydream and why we should be doing more of it; some trippy LSD like hallucinations; the wonderful and mystical lineage of Legendary Pokemon; some incredible animal facts about sex; how orgasms can kill; how often people die during intercourse; and so much more!

Apex Tips, Pokemon Anniversary, Incredible Cephalopods, Tear Guns, Broomstick Orgasms, and so much more

March 07, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 76.3 MB

Hans and Edward explore: coffee, candles and digital assistants in reviews and previews; tips everyone who plays Apex Legends needs to hear; a nostalgic trip down Pokemon memory lane; the incredible new Pokemon Arceus; the intelligence exhibited by cephalopods; how to turn real tears into bullets; the magic of Harry Potter inspired unicycles; how Harry’s Nimbus 2000 toy became one for adults; the fascinating world of Post Coital Depression; the kinds of foods that are best for sex, and so muc...

Orgasmic Melatonin, Martian Perseverance, Musical Gibberish, Sexual Injuries, Cloning Ferrets, and so much more

February 28, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 74 MB

Hans and Edward explore: an average table top to video game conversion; a surprising media box; the joys of Watch Dogs Legion Online; a nice perk of the job; the death of Anthem; some lyrical whoopsies; decidedly weird gibberish; how NASA is bringing Mars closer; how genetic cloning is bringing back extinct species; some horrifying sexual stories; the unusual way melatonin might spur orgasm; and so much more!

Gamer Pigs, Boiled Eggs, Wordy Dogs, Spider BDSM, Crocodile Tears, Bat Sex and so much more

February 21, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 77.8 MB

Hans and Edward explore: a myriad of reviews and previews; some Game of Thrones theories that could have saved the show; the best co-op games of 2021; how to tell the difference between a boiled and raw egg; the truth about crocodile tears; interesting facts about dog language; how some spiders adhere to BDSM, the secret love language of bats; how pigs are gamers; and so much more!

Tasty Dinosaurs, Nutritious Sperm, EGAD Reviews, Penis Colour, Unwanted Sleep, and so much more

February 14, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 76.6 MB

Hans and Edward explore: an all new means of offering opinions and recommendations for reviews; a variety of dead movie franchises that should become video games; the truth behind GODZILLA; an excellent resource for working out; the link between unwanted thoughts and a lack of sleep; the surprising athletes who have turned to porn; how “being first” had nothing to do with your conception; the nutritional value of sperm; why genitals are of often a different colour; and so much more!

42: Answers to Your Questions about Life, the Universe, and Everything... and so much more

November 27, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 87.5 MB

Hans and Edward carefully lead listeners through the finale of Season 01 of GETL with some entertainment and gaming reviews; before taking the time to go through listener questions and finally journeying through the best of GETL in 2020. See you all again in February 2021 for Season 02 of your favourite variety podcast!

41: Emotive Music, Sexbot AI, PS5 Review, Nobody Live, Monkey Brains, Not Infallible, Sex Education and so much more

November 20, 2020 16:30 - 1 hour - 80.8 MB

Hans and Edward explore: the PlayStation 5 and everything you need to know about Sony’s newest console; how we are not infallible even if we wish we were; the way Planet of the Apes might have predicted the future; what you can do to support small creators; why you should not sacrifice friends to bears; how Sex Bot AI will change the future; the incredible usefulness of PornHub’s Sex Eduction; and so much more!

40: Korean Deodorant, DMCA Notices, PS5 Rant, SubGenius Church, Sensation Play, and so much more

November 13, 2020 17:00 - 1 hour - 79.1 MB

Hans and Edward explore: a variety of entertainment and gaming previews and reviews; unboxing the PlayStation 5; the truth about GTA IV’s callers; the incredible advances of Apple’s M1 chip; how Billie Eilish’s latest video was shot on iPhone, how microphones make all the difference, the awfully dumb world of DMCA notices; why the PlayStation 5 has room to grow and might not be the best console to buy right now; the way cartographers copyright their work; how most Korean people do not smell ...

39: Korean Spy-cams, Virtual Influencers, Unsafe Browsers, Xbox Series X Review, and so much more

November 06, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 59.4 MB

Hans and Edward explore: why the Xbox Series X is one of the best options with which to enter the next generation of gaming; the incredulous world of spy-cameras in South Korea; how the influencers you follow may not be real; an easy means of helping to reduce climate change using only paint; the frightening way COVID19 spreads in the air; the truth about web browser safety; why clicking ads online is a very bad idea; whether or not Ose is legitimate or a scam; and more.

38: Leaving Leaves, Brain Control, Darn Recipes, Series X Unboxing, Mario Porn, and so much more

October 30, 2020 19:00 - 1 hour - 65.9 MB

Hans and Edward explore: a variety of reviews and previews; unboxing the ultra premium Xbox Series X; why most people just want the recipe and not a life story; the intricacies of true-to-life brain control; the way MGS3’s boss can die; an even bigger study about penis size; how porn proves people cannot spell; why you should be careful of the browser you use; the weird and wonderful world of Super Mario Porn, and so much more!

37: Penis Breaks, Tinnitus Cure, Peak Brains, Devil Spock, Placebo States, Waisted Torture, and so much more

October 23, 2020 17:00 - 1 hour - 80.7 MB

Hans and Edward explore: the not very glamorous side of being a tech and gaming reviewer; a possible cure for tinnitus; the weird sounds of frogs around the world; unusual torture; why 35 is a peak for humanity; the United States of Placebo; the unusual true origins of Spock; a wonderful new service from Merriam Webster; the unusual reality of Viggo Mortensen being a polyglot; how many different penises there are; why smaller is actually better; the sound a penis makes when it breaks, and so ...

36: Dragonfly Nightmares, Micro Evolution, Doomed Potatoes, Real Lightsabers, Vagina Masks, and so much more

October 16, 2020 17:00 - 1 hour - 76.4 MB

Hans and Edward explore: some reviews and previews; the future reveal of a secret; how to make your PDF’s looked 'scanned'; the hidden world of murder hornets; the horrific reality of dragonflies; Doom running on potatoes; a legitimate protosaber; how humans are micro-evolving; the sad revelation of Ryan Creamer’s departure; why you should NOT use vagina masks; how smart sex toys are more dangerous than you might realise, and so much more!

35: Alien Baptisms, Dinosaur Erotica, Habitable Planets, Breathing Fat, Spotlight Effect, Dream Control, and so much more

October 09, 2020 17:00 - 1 hour - 87.6 MB

Hans and Edward explore: a round-up of news, reviews and previews; a secret we can finally reveal; how to control your dreams; the truth about a beating heart; the egocentrism of the Spotlight Effect; understanding how dogs love; a surprising revelation about fat; habitable planets in the galaxy; what the Pope believes says about aliens; the reality of Jurassic Park’s science; the unusual world of dinosaur erotica; just how girthy Thanos really is; what discharge means during sex and the wond...

34: Airwave Orgasms, Carbon Computing, Superhero Penises, Paradoxical Time, Avenger Dildos, and so much more

October 02, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 57.7 MB

Hans and Edward explore: news, reviews and previews; the fact that our first bonus episode is now live; the hilarity of jealous consoles; how to match a book to your mood; the unusual relationships of Star Wars actors; how carbon based computing will change everything; the fascinating new research into paradox-free time travel; the invention of the silicon dildo; who has the best superhero penis/vagina; truly accurate sex dolls; the magnificence of an airwave orgasm, and so much more!

GETL Gaming: PS5 VS Xbox Series X - who offers better value for money?!

September 28, 2020 20:10 - 1 hour - 97.4 MB

Hans and Edward take a deep look at the hardware, services, games, value proposition, and much more, of both the Sony PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series X | S consoles.

33: Fireman Poles, Running Boobs, Mandela Effects, Gundam Robots, Dangerous Heroes, Cyber Genitals, and so much more

September 25, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 74.8 MB

Hans and Edward explore: the need for local digital events; series and games to play or avoid; a massive video games industry shake-up; the truth about fireman poles; dangerous action heroes; the Mandella Effect; interdimenstional hypothesis and what it means for extra terrestrial life; how Japan is pushing forward with a real-life Gundam robot; water on celestial bodies; the dark side of the moon; the incredible planet Pi; why everyone needs a Garrus pillow; the awesome world of Cyberpunk ge...

32: Anime Medicine, Ice Balls, Venus Life, Bottled Butterbeer, Potato Tomato, Pussypedia, and so much more

September 18, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 78.8 MB

Hans and Edward explore: the importance of wearing a mask, washing your hands and self-isolating; reviews and previews of games and series; iOS 14 and Apple’s latest announcements; new information for PlayStation 5 and why most people might prefer Xbox this generation; how wearing a mask helps with immunity against COVID; the incredible new 3D printed material that retains its shape; the wonderful way anime can be used to help with mental trauma; the all new Harry Potter RPG and bottled Butte...

31: Flying Cars, Extreme Love, Goop Life, DOOM Pregnancy, Techno Sex, and so much more

September 11, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 75.6 MB

Hans and Edward explore: a variety of reviews and previews from Disney’s Mulan through to the Fitbit Charge 4; the final part in our Assassin’s Creed Lessons About Life series; details about the Xbox Series X and S; why GamePass is so great; the conspiracy theories behind AMD’s latest tech; how flying cars are now a reality; the way consumer aviation will change in the future; why affluent people struggle to sympathise with the poor; the way The Peak End rule dictates the way we remember; how...

30: Manholers United, Brain Masturbation, Riker Maneuver, Tired Sex, Game Rain, and so much more

September 04, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 63.8 MB

Hans and Edward explore: interesting facts about the number 30; a variety of reviews and previews; what it means to be a ‘manholer’ (Japan’s newest craze); Part II of our Lessons About Life from Assassin’s Creed; Microsoft’s anti-deepfake tech; the best kept secret in the Star Wars universe; how to fall asleep in only 10 seconds; the soothing nature of white noise and video game rain; what should and should not be done before bed; how the brain reacts to masturbation; why you feel tired after...

29: Assassin Lessons, Sociopathic Masks, Anal Gerbils, Artificial Photosynthesis, Psychoacoustics, and so much more

August 28, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 80.2 MB

Hans and Edward explore: the reviews and previews keeping us busy; the recent Gamescom 2020 live stream event; the unfortunate reality of next-generation gaming cash grabs; Part I of our Assassin’s Creed Lessons About Life series , the correlation between not wearing a mask and sociopathic tendencies; the incredible way psychoacoustics trick the brain; how much data humans generate every single minute; how artificial photosynthesis is the key to infinite power; a useful mixed name generator f...

28: Body Odour, Survivorship Bias, Dog Barriers, Nazi Fanta, Sex AI, Learned Genius, and so much more

August 21, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 78.4 MB

Hans and Edward explore: a bunch of new gaming and entertainment previews and reviews; why we should all be worrying about The Batman; the incredible Cinema Atlas; how Hollywood’s “yes men” are the cause of terrible movies and TV series; how The Mandalorian is spearheading innovation when it comes to film making; the incredible robots Disney is working on; the scary world of Disney cruise murders; how humans have a flawed logic when it comes to survival; the incredible truth behind the Fanta ...

27: Ellie's Revenge, Abby's Redemption, Nokia's Secret, DC's Disappointment, Netflix's Ta-Da, French Goodbye's, and so much more

August 14, 2020 18:20 - 1 hour - 73.2 MB

Hans and Edward explore: the DC Universe’s disappointing series; the difference between binging and waiting; too many awesome reviews and previews to mention here; the intricacies of The Last of Us Part II through an in-depth discussion about revenge, selfishness and redemption; Netflix’s new sound; the incredible way Mayan’s honoured an important animal; a secret that Nokia has been keeping; how awesome the Reface app is and why it is so addictive; the truth behind Deepfake technology; the w...

26: Attractiveness Bias, Shockwave Tips, Sexual Moaning, Spider-Man Exclusivity, Pilot Rules, Oral Goodness and so much more

August 07, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 80.3 MB

Hans and Edward explore: the second season of Umbrella Academy; the complexities of Lovecraft Country; Horizon Zero dawn on PC; new ASMR; the problem with Spider-Man’s exclusivity, the best website for understanding Terms and Conditions, how being beautiful might help you when committing crime, why you should listen to your pilot; the incredible world of Harry Potter with Guns; the crazy collaboration between Star Wars and Cardi B; what you should do to survive if you see a mushroom cloud; th...

25: Butterbeer, Point Nemo, Voice Privilege, Auto Masks, Artificial Exclusivity, Kaiju Eels, and so much more

July 31, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 64.9 MB

Hans and Edward explore: recent game, movie and television show reviews and previews; how to make your own butterbeer from Harry Potter, the incredibly ingenuity of running Windows 95 in Minecraft; what the most desolate point on Earth is like; how eels continue to remain one of the world’s greatest unsolved mysteries; the truth behind the term ‘military grade’; the impact a deep voice has on privilege, sex appeal and fertility; how automatic masks are in our future, the incredible effect loc...

24: Palm Springs, Robot Hairdressers, Flying Dutchmen, Chicken Nuggets, Glory Holes, and so much more

July 24, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 66.9 MB

Hans and Edward explore: a new indie release, 2020s best romantic comedy, the Xbox Series X conference, the visible science of wearing masks to prevent COVID19, how a mechanical engineer is redefining the beauty hair industry, how there may be more to pathological liars than science understands, the way Arthurian legend inspired super mirages, how incredible new science is enhancing solar power, a fish so dark it spurs feelings of thalassophobiak, how KFC is revolutionising the chicken nugget...

23: Llama Secrets, Geek Wonders, F#CK Masks, Dunning-Kruger Effects, Sequel Problems, Celebrity Gifts, and so much more

July 17, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 68.2 MB

Hans and Edward explore: two brand new games - one triple A and the other an indie title - and whether they are worth your time and money, preview an upcoming Jurassic Park meets Alien Isolation title, the fact that Hans is streaming again, the incredible scientific discovery of how Llama's might be the answer to combatting strange viruses in humans, why wearing a mask is the only way to combat idiocy, the question of "why do incompetent people think they are competent?" within the boundaries...

22: Multitask Illusions, Sex Toy Cleanliness, Cultural Hallucinations, Jiggle Mode Jive, Virus Killing Breaths and so much more

July 10, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 64.3 MB

Hans and Edward explore: how breathing correctly can kill harmful bacteria and make you healthier, why humans needs very little sleep compared to other animals, the ways in which multitasking is a figment of the human imagination, how culture directly affects schizophrenic hallucinations, the incredible way Deep Fake technology is changing cinema, the catchy Apple Jiggle Mode jive, how the Shepard tone illusion boggles the mind, the freaky sounds of space and why aliens have yet to make conta...

21: Illusory Time, Decimated Infinity, Game of Musicians, Gaming Guitars, Post-Apocalyptic Rome, Animal Crossing Sex Toys, COVID19 Erections, and much more.

July 03, 2020 19:21 - 59 minutes - 54.3 MB

Hans and Edward explore: the illusory and abstract nature of time, how time in the mind's eye differs from how it functions in physics, the truth behind what happened to the infinity stones in Marvel’s Cinematic Universe, the interesting double lives of Game of Thrones stars who are also musicians, how Naughty Dog created a fully functioning guitar in The Last of Us 2 that has allowed fans to create their own renditions of songs, how advanced the Romans were in terms of recycling urine and fa...

20: Pagan Days, Cursed Moons, Airplane Honkers, Silica Truths, American Pirates, DNA Myths, Bottle Ejaculates and more

June 26, 2020 18:00 - 55 minutes - 50.5 MB

Hans and Edward explore: where the names of our days come from, the rarity of a Halloween moon, how these Halloween moons spell disaster, the incredible vehicle used to transport the US president, the fact that aeroplanes have hooters, the fascinating story of how Caribbean pirates ruined America’s chance of adopting the metric system, how the owner of Mattel named the company’s best selling products after her children, the real truth about silica gel, whether aged DNA has an impact on clonin...

19: Vagina Coffee, Manipulative Dogs, Atomic Attractions, Suicidal Cells, Medieval Romance, Death by Laughter, and so much more

June 19, 2020 19:00 - 1 hour - 59.5 MB

Hans and Edward explore: the correlation between coffee and vaginal fluids, the curiosity of numbers, how the medical industry can learn from Porn, the way small businesses are being supported by Cam Girls, how crime does not pay especially if you steal Apple devices, how the US army have developed an LED to incapacitate people, the way Matthew Van Ness uses only his voice to produce awe inspiring music, how Las Vegas capitalised on Atomic bombs to attract tourists, the importance of sunblock...

18: Sex Allergies, Yonic Imagery, Hamster Fire, Sperm Data, Orgasmic Pain, Human Chimera and so much more.

June 12, 2020 20:41 - 1 hour - 65.8 MB

Hans and Edward explore: the importance of consent for sexual relations, how Brazil nut allergies can be sexually transmitted, the beauty of Yonic imagery, the largest vagina and penis in recorded history, how foreplay is imperative to good sex, how sperm and data coincide, the fascinating and frightening world of human chimera, the weird and wonderful world of sex in nature, the way orgasms and pain are linked, tips for better sex, and so much more.

17: RONASUTRA, Hot VS Cold, Singing Tesla, Brazilian Pokémon, Nude Aniston, KILLER PAINT, and so much more!

June 05, 2020 15:55 - 1 hour - 63.5 MB

Hans and Edward explore: supporting the Black Lives Matter movement, how AI and technology are helping with diagnosing COVID19, Britney’s excellent Mood Ring, an incredible new paint designed to kill ’the Rona’, how Jennifer Aniston has decided to sell her nudes for charity, the best way to have sex during the pandemic - RONASUTRA, the weird world of ‘Bathe in my Milk’, the incredible nature of how human ears can tell the difference between hot and cold water, how ASMR leads to gratification,...

16: Dangerous Shovels, Snowpiercer, Klingon Pop, Darkseid Revealed, The Ickabog, Gollum Reads, SpaceX Suits, 5G Scams and so much more!

May 29, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 60.2 MB

Hans and Edward explore: the wonders of cookie butter, dangers of shovelling, Snowpiercer’s Netflix reboot, the audible wonders of Klingon music, how Darkseid lives in the Snyder cut, more Hunger Games, Cowlings return to writing with The Ickabog, Gollum literally reading books aloud, Burger King’s ingenious marketing pivot during the global pandemic, how Nvidia’s AI re-created Pac-Man, why Crayola released a new inclusive palette, an update on Xylitol’s name and the incredible space suits po...

15: Killer Coffee, When People Zol, Cyborg Eyes, Football Sex Dolls, Rule 34 Explained, and so much more!

May 22, 2020 18:20 - 1 hour - 55.5 MB

Hans and Edward explore: how much coffee you need to drink in order for your body to shut down, how DMT tests have caused atheists to change their views on religion, South Africa's hit songs about Zols and farting MECs, how a South Korean football team "accidentally" used Sex Dolls, the incredible fan made Pokémon Dark, what exactly the Internet's Rule 34 is about, how science has found evidence of a parallel universe on Earth, the existence of the Snyder cut of Justice League, how science ha...

14: Cthulhu Marriage Vows, Deadly Screams, Robot Overlords, Steel Waves, Vodka Tricks, Jurassic Tresspassing, and so much more

May 15, 2020 18:00 - 58 minutes - 53.9 MB

Hans and Edward explore: the incredible health benefits of gardening (for real), the unbelievable truth about Vodka, the way South Korea's COVID19 tracking is busting cheaters, how shouting spreads COVID19, a teacher's deafening scream, becoming an ordained minister in The First Church of Cthulhu and the relevant wedding vows, how games have become the perfect places for weddings and funerals, the impact Unreal Engine 5 will have on next-gen gaming, the wonderful Japanese world of Ghost of Ts...

13: DIY Mother's Day, Netflix Ice-Cream, YouPorn Wheel of Foreplay, Midnight Sun, Gollum reads LOTR, Tom Cruise in Space, X Ae A-12, Tone Deaf Strokes, Doomsday Asteroid, and so much more!

May 08, 2020 18:00 - 53 minutes - 49.4 MB

Hans and Edward explore: which of Nespresso's coffee dispensers offer the best bang for your buck, fun and easy DIY Mother's Day gifts, what Ben and Jerry's Netflix and Chill'd ice-cream tastes like, the intricacies of YouPorn's Wheel of Foreplay, Edwards point of view in Midnight Sun, the truth about the origins of 50 Shades of Grey, listening to Gollum read The Lord of the Rings, listening to Harry Potter read... Harry Potter, why 'less is more' when it comes to horror and suspense, the fac...

13 - DIY Mother's Day, Netflix Ice-Cream, YouPorn Wheel of Foreplay, Midnight Sun, Gollum reads LOTR, Tom Cruise in Space, X Ae A-12, Tone Deaf Strokes, Doomsday Asteroid, and so much more!

May 08, 2020 18:00 - 53 minutes - 49.4 MB

Some useful timestamps: 00:00 - Intro - Welcome to Episode 13! 00:54 - Nespresso Coffee Dispensers reviewed 02:23 - DIY Mother’s Day Gift Ideas 07:00 - Netflix and Chill’d Ice-Cream: yay or nay? 09:05 - YouPorn Wheel of Foreplay 11:16 - MIDNIGHT SUN IS REAL! 13:18 - 50 Salacious Shades - WHERE IT REALLY STARTED! 16:04 - Listen to Gollum read The Hobbit 17:33 - Listen to Harry Potter read Harry Potter! 20:00 - LESS IS MORE for horror and suspense 24:30 - John Williams is l...

12 - Dinosaur Charity, Spider-Jackson, Chewie's Origins, Dick Powered AI, Durex Woes, Nomad's Workout, Assassin's Creed Valhalla, Stephenie Meyer's Secret, UFOs Confirmed, Alien Tech. and so much more

May 01, 2020 18:00 - 43 minutes - 39.5 MB

Useful timestamps: 00:00 - Intro - Welcome to Episode 12! 01:28 - Get eaten by a Dinosaur for charity! 05:22 - Michael Jackson was supposed to own Disney and be Spider-Man! 07:02 - Origins of Chewbacca! 09:00 - Dick RNN is the future of AI! 12:24 - PEOPLE AIN'T BANGING - according to Durex! 14:14 - Social Distance is a new comedy from Netflix. 15:38 - Anthology series: the good and the bad. 18:14 - Ubisoft's Ghost Recon Nomad's Workout is awesome and intense! 21:44 - Assas...

12: Dinosaur Charity, Spider-Jackson, Chewie's Origins, Dick Powered AI, Durex Woes, Nomad's Workout, Assassin's Creed Valhalla, Stephenie Meyer's Secret, UFOs Confirmed, Alien Tech. and so much more

May 01, 2020 18:00 - 43 minutes - 39.5 MB

Hans and Edward discuss: how you can be a part of Jurassic World Dominion by contributing to charity, the incredulous tale of Michael Jackson almost being cast as Spider-Man, finding out where Chewbacca comes from, how a Dick powered AI is the future, the impact of COVID-19 on sex, Netflix's new show about the pandemic, the excellent Ghost Recon workout, everything you need to know about Assassin's Creed Valhalla, what is in-store for PS5 and Xbox Series X this May, what exactly is Stephenie ...

11 - RPats Bats details, Netflix loves Pokémon, Legend of Bill Paxton, FFVII Porn, Turnips Exchange, Japanese Diarrhoea and so much more

April 24, 2020 18:00 - 57 minutes - 53 MB

Some useful timestamps: 00:00 - Intro - Welcome to Episode 11! 01:30 - The Batman: new information [SPOILERS]. 05:18 - The Batman: Plot and cast discussion [SPOILERS]. 07:41 - The Batman: End of Discussion. 08:13 - Netflix’s trailers ruin everything! 09:07 - Pokemon Journey's anime is exclusive to Netflix. 10:51 - Bill Paxton was an 80s/90s monster legend! 13:20 - Details on new Disney+ Star Wars series. 16:25 - Disney+ has a PG problem. 18:46 - FFVII Porn dominates Pornhu...

11: RPats Bats details, Netflix loves Pokémon, Legend of Bill Paxton, FFVII Porn, Turnips Exchange, Japanese Diarrhoea and so much more

April 24, 2020 18:00 - 57 minutes - 53 MB

Hans and Edward discuss: the latest information about The Batman's villain and narrative, Netflix's exclusive new Pokémon anime, the legend of Bill Paxton's 80s/90s monster menage a trois, details about the newest Star Wars series from Lesley Headland, the way Disney+ ruins Splash, how FFVII is dominating PornHub's search, the wonders of Animal Crossing New Horizons, how Elijah Wood visited a fan's Animal Crossing island to sell turnips, an incredible God of War achievement and the release of...

10 - Deja Vu, Sleepy Sex, F#CK That Meditation, Locust Plagues, Clint Eastwood as Batman, Russian LOTR and so much more.

April 18, 2020 14:05 - 46 minutes - 42.7 MB

Some useful timestamps: 00:00 - Intro - Welcome to Episode 10… well, 10.2. 02:12- The truth about falling asleep after sex! 04:25 - Which country uses the most toilet paper? 08:00 - F#CK THAT HONEST MEDITATION! 10:55 - BBC Weatherman’s Drum Outro is incredible! 14:16 - Locust: Plague or Free meals? 18:28 - DUNE Reboot details! 20:55 - Clint Eastwood as Batman? 22:13 - Sam Raimi to helm Doctor Strange sequel 21:12 -  JJ Abrams + HBO = Justice League Dark 29:27 - Russian LO...

10: Deja Vu, Sleepy Sex, F#CK That Meditation, Locust Plagues, Clint Eastwood as Batman, Russian LOTR and so much more.

April 18, 2020 14:05 - 46 minutes - 42.7 MB

Hans and Edward explore: the woes of podcasting from a distance, the truth behind who actually falls asleep after an orgasm, which country uses the most toilet paper, meditation that does not give two Fs, a talented Weatherman's drum solo, how locusts are both a plague and food source, how the new Dune movie is coming along, the fact that Clint Eastwood was supposed to be Batman, what it means for DC now that JJ Abrams is involved, how a Russian LOTR book sympathises with Sauron, Apple's $700...

9: Anus Prints, Neanderthal Revelations, The Laura Buxton Effect, PS5's DualSense, State of Twitch, Green Queen Memes, and more

April 10, 2020 18:00 - 41 minutes - 38.1 MB

Hans and Edward explore: the reality of South Africa's lockdown being extended for an additional two weeks, the truth about the Neanderthals and how they were more intelligent than first thought, the unbelievable coincidences of the Laura Buxton Effect, how all anuses are as unique as fingerprints, the way anus prints are being used for science, the announcement of Sony's new DualSense controller for PS5, the state of Twitch in 2020, how the Queen is once again a meme, actually useful things ...

8: Thor VS Hulk, Free TV, Microsoft loves Steam, Covid-19 delays, Video Game Addiction, Soundaktor truth, and more.

April 03, 2020 19:09 - 34 minutes - 31.9 MB

Hans and Edward explore: the trials and tribulations of trying to record GETL without Internet access, the truth behind Thor's existence in Marvel's universe, how science fiction influences modern technology, why SyFy and HBO are offering TV series for free, why ShowMax's first original's movie is better left for dead, how to get free Xbox Live Games from other regions, the way in which COVID19 is delaying games, how the World Health Organisation has pivoted its stance on video games, the tru...

7: Lockdown Antics, Requiem for a Wafflehouse, Animal Crossing Wedding, PornHub Premium, Disney Mosquitos and more.

March 27, 2020 19:21 - 38 minutes - 35.5 MB

Hans and Edward explore: being in a country wide lockdown, what software is good for remote podcasting, Covid-19 infecting royalty, closure of the Wafflehouse, how Animal Crossing saved a wedding, PornHub premium and so much more.

6: Patient AB, Binary Heroes, PS5 Details, TP Currency, the iPad Computer and more

March 20, 2020 18:00 - 35 minutes - 32.9 MB

Hans and Edward explore: the way people think, the mysteries of Patient AB, Marvel introducing non-gender binary heroes, specs of the Xbox Series X and PlayStation 5, if the iPad is the future of computing, how the Corona Virus is affecting everything, why Toilet Paper is the currency of the future, how PornHub continues to impress, and more.

5: PornHub Altruism, Scientific Marvel, Kangaroo Words, Sony Ponies, Waffle House Index and more

March 13, 2020 18:00 - 32 minutes - 29.3 MB

Hans and Edward explore: interesting facts about Friday the 13th, why Marvel is more scientifically accurate than DC, an unusual ear rumble, the strange world of Kangaroo Words, what makes people brand loyal, the fact that the Waffle House Index for disaster is a real thing, the altruism behind PornHub, the maliciousness behind Juice Jacking, the consequences of E3 being cancelled and more.

4: Daddy Palpatine, EA Attacked, Space Smells, Batmobile Revealed and more

March 06, 2020 18:00 - 42 minutes - 39 MB

Hans and Edward explore: how to keep yourself and your gaming hardware safe from Covid-19, the possibility of Jurassic Park becoming reality thanks to a new archeological discovery, how space has a smell that NASA wants to replicate, why Palpatine as a clone is to be expected, lust over the all new The Batman Batmobile, discuss a feature all games should have, wonder about why Disney princesses are so young, discuss which games are the most profitable and more.

3: Deepfaking Star Trek, Hairy Thanos, Porky Mermaids, Xbox Series X and more.

February 28, 2020 21:40 - 44 minutes - 40.5 MB

Hans and Edward explore: the impact of Deepfake technology on cinema and the world at large, the fact that Thanos has hair, how the Marvel 'snap' may have been impacted by benevolence, the trials and tribulations of WIFi 6, why Philips Hue needs to reassess their Smart Hubs, the incredible new tech in Microsoft's Xbox Series X, what mermaids taste like, what MXM means, and how corporate greed negatively affects game development.

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