Gender Fluids
167 episodes - English - Latest episode: 12 months ago - ★★★★★ - 237 ratingsHosted by comedians Ava Smartt and Arielle Isaac Norman, Gender Fluids is a podcast based out of Austin, Texas about the wilder and more grotesque elements of sex and gender. The goal of the podcast isn't to educate you, but you may just learn something while listening. So sit back, slip a butt plug in, and enjoy two friends talking about whatever happens to be on their perverted queer minds. Not for the faint of heart, weak of mind, or lame of soul!
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Episodes
Titty Normalization, Only Fans Pt.1, & Poop Penis
June 03, 2020 07:00 - 57 minutes - 52.8 MBTitties being hidden helps them be sexier but normalizing them may open up new paths to experiencing beauty, we talk about Only Fans a lot, and the Fetish of the Week is shit dick.
Amazing Erotica, Food Lewds, & Fetus Incest Inception
May 27, 2020 07:00 - 47 minutes - 43.9 MBAva read the best erotica she's ever encountered, there is a wonderful facebook group full of people posting sexy pics with food, and a listener sent us one of the most complicated fetishes we've seen and we're calling it Fetus Incest Inception.
Gay Boy Longing, Incel Thruple, & Post Orgasm Guilt
May 20, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 61.9 MBAva misses being a gay boy, we go long b/c Arielle tells a wild story about her brother, we talk about pedophiles being on molly, & the Fetish of the Week is post orgams guilt.
Housewife Dreams, Party n Play, & Pube Grooming
May 13, 2020 18:22 - 59 minutes - 54.6 MBQuarantine has made Ava fall in love with being a housewife, we talk about the need to explain art and performance after talking about Crystal Method from Rupaul's Dragrace, slutty curbside pickup should be a thing, a trans person asking if they pass is nothing new and y'all need to calm down now that it's gone mainsteam online, and the Fetish of the Week is pube grooming.
Zoom Orgy, One Boob Enby, & Accidental Creampies
May 06, 2020 17:34 - 51 minutes - 47.7 MBWe are going to try and host a orgy on zoom, why haven't more people cut off one boob, Ava balanced a shampoo bottle on her dick, we talk about body sizes, and the Fetish of the Week is accidental creampies.
Unpleasant Touching, Vagina MMORPG, & Insects
April 29, 2020 07:30 - 59 minutes - 54.5 MBPeople need to learn how to casually touch each other, lets do a study on what vagina's everyone would have if they could design their own, Ava talks to her mom about trans people and swimming and her dick, & the fetish of the week is Insects.
Mommie Vibes, Fag vs Faggot, & Unsafe Eating
April 22, 2020 07:00 - 54 minutes - 50.1 MBArielle got fucked so well by The Girl she got a UTI that turned into a kidney infection and all sorts of mommie roleplay goodness has gone down because of it, boobs in a mouth are always a good thing, Ava bought fake boobs once, we revist out distinction between "fag" and "faggot", lots of people are having a hard time with isolation during the COVID pandemic but to Ava this is no biggie because it reminds her of growing up queer in a small town in Texas, apparently we need a lot of gay bloo...
Plans With Daddy, Masturbation Variation, & Stealing Dead Bodies
April 15, 2020 17:24 - 1 hour - 66.4 MBAva has plans with Daddy, The Girl fucks Arielle real good, an genetic loophole allows for an incest based lesbian empire, talking about COVID exposure may help people talk about STDs, Rebeca Black is gay and so are announcements, Ellen made a bad joke, and the Fetish of the Week is stealing dead bodies.
Snowflake & Safespace, Abortion Survivors, & Prison Labor
April 08, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 86 MBWe go long for ya this week because we know you've got more time to listen. Marvel has two new non-binary super heros named Safespace & Snowflake, Arielle would pay to watch Louis CK jerk off, Abortion survivors vs Cancer survivors Survivor needs to happen, lots of other stuff, and the fetish of the week is Prison Labor.
Self-Fisting, Sloppy Queefs, & Disappointing Porn
April 01, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 62.5 MBAva isn't a reply girl but is a self-fister. Arielle had some non-consent dreams, and also watched some disappointing gang rape porn. Lots of other stuff too.
Sex Toy Reviews, The L Word, & COVID-19
March 11, 2020 16:32 - 1 hour - 55 MBWe talk about sex toys and a shee wee we have for a while. Then we talk about the new season of The L Word for a while. Then we talk about the Coronavirus for a while for the Fetish of the Week.
Coronavirus Special!
March 06, 2020 08:00 - 46 minutes - 42.6 MBWe're pro Coronavirus. Let's kill these old people. Do we really need everyone that's 75+? Nah, we don't. Also tacked onto the end of the special is Ava talking about a BDSM experience she had that got cut from the last episode.
Trans Mormons, Vegetative Baby Dildos, & Serial Killers
March 04, 2020 08:00 - 45 minutes - 42.1 MBThe Mormons have new rules on trans people so we talk about that a bunch. You should be able to either give your baby a partial birth abortion or put it in a vegetative state, and then use it as a dildo, if that is what you want. It's your right as an American. The Fetish of the Week is serial killers.
Gay Child Actor, Bisexual Lesbians, & Fighting
February 26, 2020 08:00 - 59 minutes - 54.4 MBAva spilled hot coffee on herself but thankfully her masochistic side loved the pain, Pete Buttigieg hired a child actor to ask him how to come out as gay and they both looked super dumb, Arielle and The Girl share a diva cup, Ava talks about her history with butt chugging, we Bisexual Lesbians and Lesbian Lesbians are fighting over the term Bisexual Lesbian and we think they all sound like fags and are wasting their time fighting, and the Fetish of the Week is fighting!
No Homo, Lez Prom, & Mouth Cancer
February 19, 2020 08:00 - 54 minutes - 50.1 MBBring back "no homo". It was perfect and never should have gone away. We hosted Lez Prom and had a blast. It was a really special lesbian/queer girl space and we think more like it should exist. Arielle talks about being a necrophilia service bottom. Sims 5 has some intersting options for selecting/defining your gender. We aren't sure why people date men because most of them fucking suck. The Fetish of the Week is getting oral from someone with mouth cancer!
Pee Strength, Vagina Dreams, & Frozen
February 12, 2020 08:00 - 59 minutes - 54.2 MBLook each other in the eyes while you pee. Wipe you ass how you want. It will make you stronger. Ava is going to get bottom surgery and is stokes about the pragmatic benefits. Being Frozen and the movie Frozen are pretty (ironically) hot.
Panties for Dad, Perfect Pronouns, & Spit
February 05, 2020 17:22 - 55 minutes - 51.1 MBAva and her dad have a beautiful intimate moment, Arielle finds the perfect pronouns, Funimation pull a show about interspecies love or something like that, a sweatshirt has an odd message about raising your daughters to be men, and the Fetish of the Week is spit!
Pedophile Rehab, Ecosexual, & Adult Breastfeeding
January 29, 2020 08:00 - 54 minutes - 49.9 MBArielle identifies as a pedaficionado which means she love listening to podcasts and watching documentaries about pedophiles, Michael Jackson may have been the King of Pop to some people but to Arielle he is the King of Pedophiles, Ava has a plan to help help pedophiles by creating methadone-type clinics for pedophiles that are staffed by developing transgirls, Arielle talked to Leslie Jordan at a comedy festival and turns out he has a baptism fetish, women shouldn't be allowed to baptise peo...
Season 3 Intro (CW: Vulnerability)
January 29, 2020 08:00 - 21 minutes - 19.8 MBIf you're new to the podcast you'll want to check this episode out to get a sense of what we're all about, and be informed of some content warnings that apply to every episode this season. Welcome to Season 3!
Objectification, Drag Storytime, & Baptism
December 18, 2019 08:00 - 44 minutes - 40.8 MBAfter a show in Houston a girl told Ava she had nice tits, so we decided to talk about objectification. Dumbass people don't want drag queens reading stories to children, which is going to make it harder for us to raise children to join our queer army. The Fetish of the Week is baptisms! Also we changed our patreon and stuff.
Cutting Yourself, Drunk Heckler, & Eating Poop (Pt. 2)
December 11, 2019 08:00 - 53 minutes - 48.8 MBThis in an interesting one, y'all. It's a good one, but the vibes are very different from usual. Ava talks about self harm and cutting for about 15 minutes. Then Arielle tells a story about a drunk heckler she encountered on the road for about 20 minutes. We wrap things up with talking about eating poop again.
Subtweeted
December 04, 2019 09:00 - 52 minutes - 48.2 MBA trans woman tweeted about a comment Ava made on stage four years ago when she was only 3-4 months into doing comedy. The tweet got a bit of traction so we decided to talk about it. This isn't our normal type of episode. It's earnest, and pretty much void of any joke making. Give it a listen if you want.
Cousin Sex, Eating Poop, & Transcum / Recugender Idiots
December 04, 2019 08:00 - 51 minutes - 47.4 MBAfter a recent visit to a strip club Ava decides she is now to much of a bottom to enjoy them, people eat poop and we think that is dandy but also omg we couldn't handle it, if you're gay you should be able to have sex with your cousin, we try to figure out if having sex with cousins is even THAT bad, your relationships aren't complicated so stop saying they are, we talk about what transcum and recugender mean and why that are both dumb as fuuuuuuck.
Genital Smells, Queers Across the World, & Trash
November 27, 2019 08:00 - 52 minutes - 48.4 MBBoys say they talk about their dicks on stage during standup a lot but they really don't, transgirl dicks should be the new smelly genital not vaginas, all genitals smell and thats fuckin awesome, remember when metrosexual was a thing cuz that was wild, queer people are everywhere but having the time to become aware of your queerness requires money, size queen means you like big dicks or big whatever not that you genitals are the size of a queen matress, and The Fetish of the Week is trash!
Amy Miller, All Kinds of Dicks, & Squirting
November 20, 2019 08:00 - 1 hour - 65 MBAmy Miller is our guest on the pod this week. We talk about monogomous relationships, well intended questions, inconsiderate comedy fans, dick pics, dick sizes, how you can tell who has a big dick, sucking dick, people trying picking the worst conversation topics, having to educate male comics, being the spokesperson for a whole group of people, annoying comedy fans, & the Fetish of the Week is squirting!
Gender Reveals, Dog Consent, & "TERF" Isn't a Slur
November 13, 2019 08:00 - 34 minutes - 31.4 MBTune in next week for a full explination of the TERF ideology. Sorry for the short episode this week y'all. We were zonked from performing at the Come and Take It Comedy Festival in Houston. In this episode we talk about boob 69ing, dogs being able to give concent, people dying and gettting injured at gender reaveal parties, and Ava getting banned from Facebook for saying "Fuck TERFs". By the way, fuck TERFs and anyone that thinks that word is a slur. TERFs are wastes of space.
Butthole Modifications, Furry Love, & Opossum Play
November 06, 2019 08:00 - 49 minutes - 45.1 MBHaving a wet mouth is important, apparently some people are tanning their buttholes which makes us want to start a custom butthole modification business, buttholes are the widow to the soul, did you know big dick reveal parties are real because they are, furries are more and more public acceptance and we think that is rad, a listener sent us a pic of this cute lady dressed as an opossum and we want to get into it, there are cute transboy lions now and we are here for the Transboy Pride, and t...
Boob Stuff, Tiny Balls, & Rub-n-Tug
October 30, 2019 06:49 - 49 minutes - 45.7 MBAva and Arielle get high and ramble about random fetishes, Arielle talks about her relationship with her boobs getting better, some guys have boobs and thats perfectly ok, Ava's balls are finally starting to shrink, Arielle has no idea what's going on in her vagina, Arielle wonders what actually goes on in a rub-n-tug situation, Transmen and autogynophilic dudes need to partner up.
On the Road Masturbation & Customer Service Abuse
October 23, 2019 07:00 - 41 minutes - 38.4 MBArielle calls in from out on the road to talk about how she has been masturbating a lot while on tour. She things the way she has been masturbating since she was little might be responsible for her chronic back pain. The Fetish of the Week is customer service abuse, and in the middle of talking about that fetish Ava and Arielle take a detour through the ins and outs of roleplay.
Ass to Mouth, We're All Fa**ots, & Baby Mills
October 16, 2019 07:00 - 59 minutes - 54.9 MBAva switched from estrogen pills to shots and took some inspiration from Rose Montoya in how to administer the shots, there is lots of talk about poop and anal and Ava reveals that she recently went ass to mouth for the first time, Arielle wants to only picture Daddy God when she uses men in her fantasies, Arielle tells Ava about sneaking around to try on The Girl's underwear, Arielle talks about how she thinks we all need to embrace being faggots, Ava talks about National Coming Out Day and ...
Aborted Fetuses, Face Sitting Euphoria, & Breakups
October 09, 2019 22:02 - 56 minutes - 51.6 MBA guy in Indiana died and they found a bunch of aborted fetuses in his house, Ava had a threesome where she sat on a girls face and had her first external anal orgams from getting her ass eaten, balls suck and are painful to have and sucking on them makes no sense, Ava broke up with her girlfriend so the Fetish of the Week is breakups!
Live at the Altercation Comedy Festival
October 02, 2019 07:00 - 44 minutes - 41.3 MBSisyphean subs are a wonderful thing please let us shit into a toilet as you clean it, a guy at the fest told Ava he didn't know if she was a boy or a girl but he still thought she was beautiful, intermittent fasting is just anorexia for cis men and people who are too afraid to say they are anorexic, trans people in sports is still an issue and we found a solution so everyone can stop arguing, a pastor died trying to beat Jesus' 40 day fast and that's hilarilous, gender neutral pronouns come ...
About Gender Fluids, Apocalypse Suicide, & Parent Sex
September 25, 2019 07:00 - 59 minutes - 54.8 MBEverybody needs to be roasted and we're here to roast the queer community....starting with y'all's trans/gay pride tattoos, we got nominated for Best Local Podcast in the Austin Chonicle's Best of Austin awards so please go vote for us, in a rare candid moment we talk for a while about what it is like to do Gender Fluids and why we do the podcast, Ava wants transgirls everywhere to know they don't need tape to tuck and also that she loves/admires transgirls who don't tuck, Arielle talks about...
Pronoun Pondering, Alt-Right Women's Rights, & Genital Piercing
September 18, 2019 07:07 - 59 minutes - 54.7 MBAva almost shits herself on the way home from work, Sam Smith uses They/Them now which leads into several discussion (and accidental mispronounings) of gender neutral pronouns, a listener tagged us in a video on Twitter of a dude getting his pensis nailed to a piece of wood, women in the alt-right are getting angry at the men for the way they are being treated and we think that is hilarious, and the Fetish of the Week is genital piercing.
Girlcock PSA, Catholic Hanky Code, & Autogynephilia
September 11, 2019 07:00 - 50 minutes - 45.9 MBArielle talks about a little kid at a show being attracted to her, Ava gives a PSA about trans women needing to continue using their dicks to help them obtain less painful erections, Ava and Arielle discuss access to hormones and debate if/how hormones should be regulated, Catholic offiicials' clothing color is definitely a type of code they use to let each other know what kind of kids they like to fuck, and the Fetish of the Week is autogynephilia!
Freebleeding, Ageplay, & Trans Dating Utopia
September 04, 2019 17:32 - 51 minutes - 47.4 MBArielle is trying out freebleeding underwear. That leads into a discussion on diapers, which naturally moves into the ageplay territory. Ageplay is talked about for A GOOD WHILE. After that Ava talks about how she never imagined dating only trans women would be possible. Things wrap up with some lesbian café instituting a "man tax" in the lamest possible way.
Live In Louisville, KY
August 28, 2019 07:00 - 48 minutes - 44.1 MBRecorded live at the Midwest Queer Comedy Fest.
Dealing With Penises, Porn Title Slurs, 8 Orgasm Games
August 21, 2019 18:36 - 56 minutes - 52.1 MBAva had sex with a girl that Arielle had been having threesomes with and Arielle was not happy about it, and Arielle has a plan to fix what she sees as the root of her unhappiness with the encounter. Ava had surgery for her broken bones and it is making her reconsider having bottom surger. Leaky is one of Ava's new favorite words in the trans lexicon she is slowly building. Arielle and Ava talk about the continued inclusion of the words "tranny" and "shemale" in porn titles. Arielle talks abo...
Pedophilic Propensities, Nude Pics Scammer, & Crying
August 14, 2019 07:00 - 51 minutes - 47.6 MBAva's new girlfriend isn't punk and that makes Ava believe transness is more primary to being than previously before, pedohiles are everywhere and Arielle has an idea why, Ava sent pics of her asshole to a fake person online, and the Fetish of the Week is Crying!
Broken Bones, Threesome Realness, & Sacrifice
August 09, 2019 07:00 - 1 hour - 55.3 MBThis ep was recorded in two parts over the couse of a week. The first half was recorded a day after Ava was in a motorcycle accident and was just starting to take a buncg of painkillers. The second Part was recorded a week laterwhen she was finally off the pills and able to function. Arielle talks about finally having what felt like her first real threesome and all the wonderful feelings associated with the experience. Ava had too much freetime to be chill while online flirting. Eight kittens...
Online Flirting, Bang Gang, & Predicaments
July 31, 2019 07:00 - 40 minutes - 37.6 MBAva has been flirting with another transgirl online and she is surprised by how much she feels like herself doing it, Ava also got bangs and Arielle didn't have the best reaction to them, Arielle talks about her relationship with feminitity, and the Fetish of the Week is predicament porn!
Butthole Hymens, Transgirl Vomit Porn, & Breast Cancer Lumps
July 24, 2019 07:00 - 52 minutes - 47.8 MBWouldn't it be a wonderful world if everyone had a butthole hymen? We think so, and we talk about our dream for this utopia exstensively in this episode. Ava talks about filming some transgirl vomit porn and her newfound confidence resulting from that experience. Ava also talks about exploring Reddit and posting a picture in the subredit r/transpassing where she got way more attention than she thought she would. We decided that Gender Fluids is the lube of the slippery slope everyone is so wo...
Nips Out, Frotting/Joustin, & Goats
July 17, 2019 07:00 - 49 minutes - 45.5 MBThis is an interesting one y'all. Arielle was four hours late to record and on the tail end of a mushroom trip. Arielle talks about her trip and how it helped her finally go topless in public, Ava talks about the term used for rubbing two dicks together (frotting) and wanted Arielle to help her come up with better word, if you're interested in sponsoring the podcast and you make vegan products that taste like human flesh please hit us up (bring back Hufu!), Ava is hosting her first orgy and b...
BJ Prices, Corporate Pride, & First Times (AKA Virginity)
July 10, 2019 07:00 - 55 minutes - 51.3 MBArielle overheard a sex worker on the streets of Montrose in Houston say her hourly rate for a blowjob was $30 and Arielle can't believe the price is so low, a scene in Tales of the City inspired Arielle to ask Ava how she feels about past pictures of her boy-self, Ava gives a shoutout to MasterCard and PornHub for being moderately decent in how they displayed corporate Pride, somehow universal healthcare comes up in the middle of the corporate Pride discussion, and the Fetish of the Week is ...
Gender Fluids Live! in Houston
July 03, 2019 15:35 - 1 hour - 63.4 MBRecorded live at The Secret Group in Houston, Texas.
Transgirl Gayness, Memes, & Make a Deathwish Foundation
June 26, 2019 07:00 - 56 minutes - 51.6 MBBeing in a poly relationship takes on a new dimension when Ava starts to date a cool new transgirl, Ava talks about a shitty experience she had surrounding a Pride month "celebration" at work, meme maketh the transgirl and Arielle decides she wants to get more into memes, shoes don't belong in bed or sex unless you are standing, and the fetish of the week is the Make a Deathwish Foundation!
No Pregnancies, LSD Rambles, & Conjoined Twins
June 19, 2019 16:24 - 45 minutes - 41.5 MBAva can't get people pregnant any more, Arielle and Ava talk about how the idea of getting a person pregnant is super hot, both Ava and Arielle are on acid (LSD for you squares) and ramble on about acid thoughts while you get a glimpse into the recording process surrounding recording ads, and the Fetish of the Week is Conjoined Twins!
Two Names-Two Selfs, Dady God, & Three Attempts
June 12, 2019 17:21 - 41 minutes - 38.2 MBShould Ava really be calling herself Ava or is Austin a better fit? At a show Arielle was asked if it is ever wrong to call someone they/them, and we discuss that. Would you believe it if Ava told you she grew in a small Texas town where people prayed to Daddy God? We didn't nail any of the Fetish of the Week segments we tried to record so you get to hear our three attempts. Get ready for baby head dildos, sewn scrotal sac vulvas not attached to a transwoman, and assasination. Also, if you're...
Sex After Death, It's Our Denial Fiend, & Homophobia
June 05, 2019 07:00 - 1 hour - 55.5 MBIt's been a little over two weeks since Ava and Arielle sat down to talk, and good golly did they both need it. Ava talks about how she still hasn't had sex since her best friend died, Arielle talks though her thoughts on if she should try pretending to be a baby with its mother in a sexual context as a mean of catharsis for her mommy issues....to fill her mommy hole if you will, Ava's boobs keep getting bigger and bigger and she loves using them to keep children from swimming near her while ...
Titty Tangents & Persephone Darner Talks Tickling
May 29, 2019 07:00 - 54 minutes - 50 MBWhat started as Ava trying to tell a story about getting her trans titties sucked on by her partner devolves into a series of tangents surrounding titties. We really try to stay on topic, but sometimes it just doesn't happen. Please forgive our drug addled brains. After all the titty stuff Persephone Darner stops by to talk about tickling, and actually manages to make tickleing sound appealing. We had such a nice time talking with Persephone and highly recommend you check out the tickling sub...