Garner Isn't
225 episodes - English - Latest episode: 21 days ago - ★★★★★ - 1 ratingA show about who we are and what we're going to be. It's political....It's sociological....It's about consumerism....and it's about our future sex life....from Pieter Bruegel's paintings to 20th century Ponzi schemes Garner tells you who you are. Don't expect to be entertained cause Garner doesn't believe you deserve it. He tells you why you're tools being manipulated. You're the new slaves but don't worry, Garner plays the best music, the best musicians of the 20th century and it's not for you. He doesn't play beautiful music for you. He does it for himself cause he gets tired of pounding on a table telling you what you've become.
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Episodes
My Mulitple Personalities
December 23, 2019 18:59 - 29 minutes - 27.4 MBMy multiple personalities. But I don’t have behavioral disorders! My therapist thinks people want hope. It’s true, I’m paranoid and for good reason cause governmental agencies are watching everyone. Even the Secretary of the Treasury says the economy is unstable.
Destiny Denied
December 17, 2019 02:51 - 30 minutes - 27.5 MBA destiny denied. We may never be able to live in outer space. A failed destiny can be harmful to a society. Consumerism is endangering the natural world. Our future: To save the natural world. Our true destiny. The James Audubon march to save the birds of America.
Wholesome Isn't a Word
December 09, 2019 17:46 - 29 minutes - 27.4 MBWholesome isn’t a word. No reason to complain yet. You haven’t experienced a blackout. Sure there’s sort of bad, nearly bad, or down right bad. Just because you’re pasta stuck on a wall isn’t reason to gripe. After all you could be like three judicial judges drunk fighting strangers outside a White Castle restaurant at three AM.
Day Zero Is Coming
December 02, 2019 19:25 - 29 minutes - 27.4 MBThe unpredictable. Day zero is coming and you can play the fool for just so long. You’ll never know what it is to have peace. The fight against the Consumerists continue. In the future, the Environmentalists are planning a march on Washington D.C., The James Audubon Birds of America March to stop the extinction of animals. MUSIC Artists: Paul McCartney, The Veils, Lee Dewyze, Camille Saint Saens
You've Been Zombified
November 25, 2019 18:48 - 29 minutes - 27.4 MBEverything isn’t all right. You’ve been zombified. But the banquet of consequence is just around the corner. A day zero, cause there’ll be consequences. Some people will never let go of power even when money has no value bringing mass hysteria. You’re nothing more than a number without a time.
Global Insurrection
November 18, 2019 17:33 - 29 minutes - 27.4 MBKnock, knock guess what’s coming to your back door: Global Insurrection. Oh, don’t act surprised!! Consumerism’s cousins of violence, corruption, and war have come to pay a visit. Triple G, the sex robot, is assassinated for revealing the degradation of the natural world. Garner may be able to rebuild her.
Mental Illness Has Gone Global
November 11, 2019 19:33 - 29 minutes - 27.4 MBCrazy is as crazy does. Things keep piling up cause mental illness has gone global. The human species gone nuts. Even my mental therapist says “everybody’s a little crazy”. In the future, Triple G the sex robot has been lobotomized for challenging the Consumerists, or maybe that’s happening now.
The Age of Crazy
November 04, 2019 19:25 - 29 minutes - 27.4 MBThe age of Crazy. Consumerism is the assassin of the natural world. It breeds mental illness, mass hysteria, global insurrection. No profits exist in the natural world. In the future there won’t be Democrats or Republicans just Consumerists and Environmentalists. Triple G, the first robot to run for the office of the Presidency. MUSIC Artists Santo and Johnny, Claude Debussy, Leonard Bernstein, David Shire, Gaetano Donizetti, Carter Burwell
Garner's Sex Robot is Running for President
October 28, 2019 16:55 - 29 minutes - 27.5 MBGarner’s sex robot is running for the office of the presidency. She’s trying to defeat the Consumerists. The party of profits. The party that causes the degradation of the natural world. The party of bankrupt values. The Consumerists have warned Triple G….They’ll use anything to stop her campaign, including assassination.
Triple G the Sex Robot is Running for the Presidency
October 22, 2019 06:24 - 29 minutes - 27.4 MBBang bang, boom boom, wake up! You won’t get to use your guns. It’ll be a virus that takes you away. But then again, you might have to fight over water. Defoliating your backyard for a barbecue might be an extreme. Triple G the sex robot is running for the presidency as an environmentalist. She’ll be the first artificial intelligence as our commander and chief.
American Exceptionalism is Coming to an End
October 15, 2019 00:37 - 29 minutes - 27.4 MBThe jokes are going to be few and far between. American Exceptionalism is coming to an end and what the Petro Dollar meant. The environmental crisis where there aren’t any rules. Forget about that stench you smell. The French revolution revisited.
You've Got Trouble and Garner Knows Why
October 07, 2019 16:51 - 29 minutes - 27.4 MBYou’ve got trouble and Garner knows why. There aren’t any fiscally responsible institutions in America. Zero interest rates…What’s the credit score for that situation? Stashing money under your mattress won’t work. You’re like Hugh Heffner holding on to his projectile. Garner and his sex robot Triple G have the remedy. Plant a garden.
What's Troubling Us?
September 30, 2019 17:32 - 30 minutes - 27.5 MBWhat’s troubling us? Well, Garner says it’s what we did on the moon. He says our entire species is becoming unhinged. He says we’re going crazy. But guess what, the moon is normal. Tardigrades, “Water Bears”, were sent to the moon, along with our DNA and that’s what’s troubling Garner. Garner says bark like a coyote to the moon cause something is wrong.
So You Think You Deserve More?
September 23, 2019 19:32 - 29 minutes - 27.4 MBSo you think you deserve more, but you’re not going to get more. It’s coming for you cause you’re the slaves and they know what you want. They’re building the structures of lies and I won’t entertain you. But guess what? Garner has fallen in love with his machine. He’s teaching Triple G to be more human and then there’s that Global Crisis.
You'll Never Know Peace
September 16, 2019 19:05 - 29 minutes - 27 MBGarner tells you why you’re living without time. He doesn’t believe in artificial time. Blue birds sing cause the sky is blue, and you’ll never know peace. Consumerism has robbed us of peace. You’re being forced to comply. Garner’s teaching his sex robot what it is to be a part of nature. Garner’s a natural man. His mental therapist has opinions.
How Consumerism Distorts Our Lives
September 10, 2019 06:10 - 29 minutes - 27.4 MBIn the future world, Garner has developed feelings for his sex robot. But does his machine have feelings for him? We’re tied to nature, the moon and sex. Why we’ll never be able to leave our planet. Garner is a natural man and he sees how consumerism distorts our lives. Robot sexual assault. You’re being manipulated. Things aren’t safe.
Naked House Cleaning Service
September 02, 2019 18:08 - 29 minutes - 27.4 MBYou people have turned into insects...tools.....bugs to be stepped on. The facts: men have have been controlling what's going on and women have finally had enough. But men need sex...that's why Garner has a sex robot. He's making it with a machine! Naked house cleaning service. Musical Artists in this episode: Dinah Washington, Oly Anna, Mady Mesple’, Pearl Bailey
Honesty in Sex
August 30, 2019 00:44 - 29 minutes - 41.2 MBGarner's relationship with women was sometimes demanding. Especially when one of his girlfriends asked him to pay for cosmetic surgery to get breast implants. Where's the honesty in sex? Garner tells us about the various forms of kissing: lip smearing, tongue twisting French kissing with his sex robot. Finally, shopping for sexy cloths to dress his sex robot. Musical Artists in this episode: Etta James, Otis Rush, Jim Morison, Chuck Berry
6. Honesty in Sex
August 28, 2019 00:44 - 29 minutes - 41.2 MBGarner’s relationship with women was sometimes demanding. Especially when one of his girlfriends asked him to pay for cosmetic surgery to get breast implants. Where’s the honesty in sex? Garner tells us about the various forms of kissing: lip smearing, tongue twisting French kissing with his sex robot. Finally, shopping for sexy cloths to dress his sex robot.
What Does Garner's Therapist Think?
August 23, 2019 18:25 - 31 minutes - 43.5 MBGarner says, "Maybe there's nothing we can do." His therapist says he's hostile, and she's right, cause Garner is tired of the lies, the greed, the funny money, our privatization of war. He tells you what you've become, the tools of the system. In the future world, Garner's sex robot, Triple G, has been spying on the sex lives of their neighbors. But Garner's a natural man. Musical Artists in this episode: Fats Waller
7. What Does Garner's Therapist Think?
August 19, 2019 17:55 - 31 minutes - 43.5 MBGarner says, “Maybe there’s nothing we can do.” His therapist says he’s hostile, and she’s right, cause Garner is tired of the lies, the greed, the funny money, our privatization of war. He tells you what you’ve become, the tools of the system. In the future world, Garner’s sex robot, Triple G, has been spying on the sex lives of their neighbors. But Garner’s a natural man.
8. The War Machine, Greed and Violence
August 12, 2019 16:53 - 29 minutes - 40.9 MBGarner Isn’t tells us what we’ve become, who we are and what consumerism is doing to us. The war machine, the greed, the violence of consumerism and our future with sex robots. It’s our world, a world of homelessness as a permanent landscape. But Garner was never a part of that. He isn’t like you. He’s lived a different life, a life of beauty and nature.
The War Machine, Greed and Violence
August 12, 2019 16:53 - 29 minutes - 40.9 MBGarner Isn't tells us what we've become, who we are and what consumerism is doing to us. The war machine, the greed, the violence of consumerism and our future with sex robots. It's our world, a world of homelessness as a permanent landscape. But Garner was never a part of that. He isn't like you. He's lived a different life, a life of beauty and nature. Musical Artists in this episode: Caetano Veloso - Las Hermanas - Joan Baez - Lola Beltran
Garner Has A Sex Robot
August 09, 2019 06:21 - 29 minutes - 41.1 MBGarner Isn't predicts the future for men and why they're different than woman. Men are no longer needed but they want sex. So in the future world, Garner has a sex robot. He has feelings for his sex machine, Triple G. But does Triple G have feelings for Garner? He must comply to the rules of being a customer. Musical Artists in this episode: Placido Domingo - Itzhak Pearlman - Erico Caruso - Luciano Pavarotti
9. Garner Has A Sex Robot
August 09, 2019 06:21 - 29 minutes - 41.1 MBGarner Isn’t predicts the future for men and why they’re different than woman. Men are no longer needed but they want sex. So in the future world, Garner has a sex robot. He has feelings for his sex machine, Triple G. But does Triple G have feelings for Garner? He must comply to the rules of being a customer.