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Game Query

75 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 27 ratings

The game industry's dirtiest podcast. Really stupid, a little funny. Twitter: @game_query Patreon: patreon.com/gamequery

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Resident Evil: The Final Chapter

March 02, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 71.1 MB

It's hard to believe it's all over. After nearly two months of diving deep into the Resident Evil film series, we're finally here at the Final Chapter. Join Blake and AJ one last time as they discuss how this movie wraps up six film's worth of story, reflect on the cultural cache (or unfortunate lack thereof) of the Resident Evil film series, and then get ready for our next movie. The one, the only, the unfortunately real Postal by director Uwe Boll.

The Listener Takeover

March 01, 2020 17:00 - 1 hour - 77.1 MB

This time on Game Query we're joined by ... you all! We invited listeners to submit their own recordings of queries they wanted answered on the show. Join us as we find out who Googles relationship advice, who's been stolen from and who among us has stolen, why making fun of Blake is so popular among our fans, and how we would remix Farming Simulator's soundtrack. Thanks for the questions!

Sonic The Hedgehog (2020)

February 24, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 68.5 MB

We're joined by freelance writer and Normandy FM host Kenneth Shepard to talk about the brand new Sonic The Hedgehog movie. Is it an affront to God? Is Jim Carrey a good actor? Is Sonic a member of the resistance, taking down gentrification and big tech all in one fell swoop? Find out in our newest episode of GQ Review! Follow Ken on Twitter: https://twitter.com/shepardcdr

Resident Evil: Retribution

February 17, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 67.3 MB

Blake and AJ have never been more divided. One thinks Resident Evil: Retribution, the fifth film in the series, is the best Resident Evil movie yet. The other thinks that perhaps Retribution is a case of the Resident Evil film series being afraid to take itself seriously. Who's correct? Who's overthinking these schlocky films? Who thinks Barry Burton is the best character in this movie? Find out all the answers to these questions, and more, in the new episode of GQ Review!

Nintendo Presents: New French Extremity

February 15, 2020 17:21 - 1 hour - 59.2 MB

It's just Blake and AJ today on Game Query ... kind of. To be honest, this episode is all over the place. Maybe calling it a train-wreck would be more appropriate. Join our two boys as they try to talk about Nintendo, TubGirl, and Grand Theft Auto 6 before a VERY special guest comes on the show and derails the whole thing. Enjoy!

Resident Evil: Afterlife

February 10, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 66.8 MB

Book a flight to Alaska and come along with the boys to review Resident Evil: Afterlife. Paul WS Anderson returns to the franchise he started and delivers a thrill ride that must be seen to be believed. This week.... on Game Query.

Resident Evil: Extinction

February 03, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 68.3 MB

We're halfway through the Resident Evil series, and oh man, is there A LOT to talk about here with Resident Evil: Extinction. Mainly about how this movie whips absolute ass. Join Blake and AJ as they discuss how Extinction's change in time, setting, and visual style all make up the best movie in the series so far. Also, ZOMBIE CROWS.

Some Advice For Men (ft. BeanyTuesday)

February 01, 2020 17:39 - 1 hour - 78.5 MB

We're joined by indie comic sensation BeanyTuesday to discuss what characters we'd add to Super Smash Bros. (and how we'd make them unplayable), give some gaming tips for boys, visit the homes of some famous video game characters, discover what the video game equivalent of Cats is, and reveal Martin Scorsese's follow up to The Irishman. Enjoy the episode! Support GQ on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/gamequery BeanyTuesday: https://twitter.com/beanytuesday

Resident Evil: Apocalypse

January 27, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 66.8 MB

Blake and AJ continue their descent into madness with Resident Evil: Apocalypse — the second of six movies based on the video game series of the same name. However, unlike the first Resident Evil movie, which the boys were surprisingly into, Apocalypse in almost every, way, shape, and form fails as a film. Let's get into it! Join us as we discuss the production, cast, and crew of this movie, as well as dive deep into analysis of its themes, story, and messages. Enjoy!

Resident Evil Apocalypse

January 27, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour

Blake and AJ continue their descent into madness with Resident Evil: Apocalypse — the second of six movies based on the video game series of the same name. However, unlike the first Resident Evil movie, which the boys were surprisingly into, Apocalypse in almost every, way, shape, and form fails as a film. Let's get into it! Join us as we discuss the production, cast, and crew of this movie, as well as dive deep into analysis of its themes, story, and messages. Enjoy!

Resident Evil

January 20, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 72.6 MB

Blake and AJ begin their journey through Paul W. S. Anderson's hexalogy of Resident Evil films. Join them as they discuss why this first Resident Evil movie is a smart(ish) adaptation, is oddly prescient in 2020, fawn over Slipknot, and dive deep into the film's making of. If you wanna watch along, please do! All of the Resident Evil movies are easy to find on Amazon to buy or rent. We'd love to hear your thoughts, questions, or observations about the movies. Hit us up email: gamequerypod@...

The Leisure Suit Larry Extended Universe

January 16, 2020 20:39 - 1 hour - 72.6 MB

We're joined again by YouTuber extraordinaire Jacob Geller to ask ourselves (and by extension you) if Sonic the Hedgehog were an animal, what animal would it be? Is Smash Bros. the buffet of video games? Does Arkham Knight have the best video game camera? What gaming feat are we the most ashamed of? Enjoy!

The Leisure Suit Larry Extended Universe (feat. Jacob Geller)

January 16, 2020 20:39 - 1 hour - 72.6 MB

We're joined again by YouTuber extraordinaire Jacob Geller to ask ourselves (and by extension you) if Sonic the Hedgehog were an animal, what animal would it be? Is Smash Bros. the buffet of video games? Does Arkham Knight have the best video game camera? What gaming feat are we the most ashamed of? Enjoy!

Yakuza : Like a Dragon

January 13, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 72.3 MB

We're launching a new show! Blake and AJ have taken it upon themselves to complete the Sisyphean task of watching and dissecting every video game movie every week for the foreseeable future. The first movie is 2007's Yakuza: Like a Dragon by Takashi Miike, director of movies like Audition, Dead or Alive, and Ichi the Killer. Join them as they talk about why the Yakuza games don't work as a movie, dive deep into the production of Miike's adaptation, and explore the very few things that make th...

New Year, New Me

January 01, 2020 17:00 - 1 hour - 67.2 MB

New year, new Game Query. With 2020 upon us, we're talking about our New Years Resolutions for gaming. Join us as we discuss going to the "gym," expecting more from games, and maybe not playing as many games in the future.

Death Stranding Spoilercast

December 15, 2019 18:11 - 1 hour - 92.5 MB

It's the very last Game Query of 2019, and it's a little different this time. AJ and Blake dive deep (some might say too deep) in this spoiler-filled analysis of Death Stranding. Topics include, but aren't limited to whether or not this game is unhinged, why "weird" is a terrible way to describe anything, the concept of star fucking, black metal, Kojima's lack of subtlety, and so much freaking more. See you next year!

Face The Gamer Nation: The Year In Review

December 01, 2019 20:38 - 1 hour - 77.7 MB

Face The Gamer Nation returns to run down all the biggest news stories of 2019. On the docket: apolitical video games, some crap about Pokemon (I'm not sure what, but people are mad about something), gun control in America, the PlayStation 5, and much, much more. Good night, and good game.

Leo's Party (ft. Suriel Vazquez and Jacob Geller)

November 15, 2019 17:00 - 1 hour - 98.8 MB

We have two (2) wonderful guests this episode. Jacob Geller AND Suriel Vazquez join us as we get to the bottom of what makes a good video game, ingest some bodily fluids, rip off some games, and pitch our ideas for the worst video game events. Enjoy!

Q&AJ: Death Stranding

November 05, 2019 14:06 - 46 minutes - 42.9 MB

Take a trip into the mind of Andrew Moser on the very first edition of Game Query: Q&AJ. Join him in this one-man episode as he stares into the abyss and talks about Death Stranding for 45 minutes. Your questions will NOT be answered! (Sorry the episode is late. I'm on vacation, and, turns out, they don't have many three-prong outlets here in Japan!)

October? I Hardly Know 'er

October 15, 2019 16:00 - 1 hour - 93 MB

We're joined by our good pal Luke (https://twitter.com/Urzashottub) for this very special Halloween-themed episode of Game Query. Join us as we discuss which video game characters should duke it out ala Freddy vs. Jason, pitch our best horror game, settle all bets and determine which video game monster is the best, and maybe get a little political. All this and more on episode 34 of Game Query! (don't tell Danzig we used his song)

The Moon Is Cancelled

October 01, 2019 15:06 - 1 hour - 59.9 MB

For episode 33, we brought A LOT to the table. Have you ever wondered if you can ruin a great game with a terrible sales pitch? Are you curious what games you can skip this year due to them inevitably being cancelled? Do you need help moving to a fictional world to escape the doldrums of your every day life? Sup with the moon? Luckily for you, we answer all these questions and more!

Just 4 Boyz (ft. Jacob Geller)

September 16, 2019 16:00 - 1 hour - 65.7 MB

This episode, it's just the boys. We're joined by game critic extraordinaire Jacob Geller (@yacobg42) to stand up for gamer rights, hate our jobs, do a Freaky Friday-like body swap, and soil our pants. Enjoy!

I'm A Real Doll Now (ft. Suriel Vazquez)

September 01, 2019 16:00 - 1 hour - 85.6 MB

We're joined by ex-Game Informer editor Suriel Vazquez (https://twitter.com/SurielVazquez) to get rid of some of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, talk about Real Dolls, how to seduce Max Payne, and what we can and should cut out of our yearly gamer budget. Enjoy! Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/gamequery

Actually, Video Games Totally Cause Violence

August 15, 2019 16:00 - 1 hour - 59.1 MB

On our 30th (!!!) episode, we tackle a query as old as Game Query itself: which video game character has the smelliest farts. Dear listener, the answer may surprise you. We also consider what video game should add presidential nominee Bernie Sanders (all the while saying one of the worst things we've ever said on this dirty show), and ruminate on video game violence. Enjoy!

Boogieware Dot Com

August 01, 2019 16:00 - 1 hour - 65.6 MB

It's a Classic GQ Episode this time! Join us as we consider whether or not a flesh light is both a video game peripheral and a viable way to catch prey, rewrite some video game scripts, ponder which video games will be most impacted by climate change, and take off our rose tinted glasses. Enjoy!

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