Gamble, Gamble, Gamble, Die
99 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 months ago - ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsAn FPL Podcast, kind of
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And Then There Were Three, Well, Make That Two (GW 36)
May 03, 2024 04:00 - 55 minutes - 26.4 MBIn a podcast that frequently has no apparent FPL value, we take it to a new level this week and really talk about nothing for about 54 of the 55 minutes. And we're sort of fine with that. No game recaps, no league recaps, but as J. Peterman would say, we certainly did use a lot of words. #Liverpool #ManCity #Arsenal #ManU #LaLigarie Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
We're Back and (not) Better Than Ever!
April 19, 2024 04:00 - 53 minutes - 25.2 MBA true rambling bunch of complete nonsense with loos ties to Liverpool, SNL, Chelsea, and Arsenal. Moffett once again beats a few points into the ground after not making them very well in the first place and we then talk about how great Rayan Gosling is as an SNL host. If you're looking for double GW 34 advice, look elsewhere. Though we all know you never should have been looking here in the first place. Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
The Luton Lament and Free Hit Fun (GW28-29)
March 15, 2024 02:00 - 36 minutes - 25.1 MBQuick solo pod to play some catch up. Luton Bournemouth recap and some questions. Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
Blow It All On Hats (GW20-21)
January 08, 2024 05:00 - 1 hour - 26.3 MBWe start off the miserable January break trying to catch up on the previous weekend of games and then transition into what's ahead with AFCON, the Asia Cup, and the roster issues involved. We then look at leagues and make some week 18 NFL bets. Pete won a bunch of money on NFL Fantasy this season and his plan is to gamble it away. That, we love. Happy New Year to all. #Liverpool #Newcastle #Arsenal #City #ManU #EPL #FPL Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
Trippier Trippin Up (GW17-18)
December 22, 2023 17:00 - 50 minutes - 17.7 MBWe start off with a look at our ongoing terrible teams and then pay a visit to the City Palace silliness. Then we move into leagues, including an incredibly tight race in the 3GDie league. Then on to bets and a little visit from Steve Martin. #EPL #FPL #ManCity #Liverpool #Arsenal Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
Where Were You When Santa Fell (Ting Ting Ting)
December 15, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 24.5 MBIt's festive time and we start by talking about our various miseries before getting to the FPL miseries. Then some SNL Holiday fun, and a wrap up with bets and some spring gathering in Baltimore thoughts. https://youtu.be/iSBpvh4y_lU?si=MqorwC9tRuSevJBX #FPL #EPL #PremierLeague Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
Festive Fixtures and Foolish Transfers. Let the fun begin (GW14)
December 01, 2023 21:00 - 1 hour - 24.7 MBWe start with a rambling review of GW13, City/Liverpool, Villa/Spurs, Chelsea/Newcastle, and mix in discussion of the fun festive fixture season that starts in GW 14. Then on to leagues and bets. #EPL #FPL #City #Liverpool #Chelsea #Newcastle Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
The International Break Burn (Literally) and a little GW13
November 24, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 24.1 MBThe International Break again has been miserable but Pete takes that up a notch with some news to start. The we ramble on about to hit or not to hit, then some weekend previews and injury talk. Then bets. #FPL #EPL #internationalbreak #firefightersareawesome #ireallyhatehashtags Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
From Bad to VAR, and from VAR to Worse (GW11-12)
November 10, 2023 06:00 - 51 minutes - 18.6 MBWe start off with a recap of Pat's awful week(s) and the Chelsea Spurs match, and we marvel that VAR continues to drill deeper into the depths of ineptitude. Then a visit to leagues and weekend bets, and then a quick recap of a 3GDIE meetup in Brooklyn, NY via the Judge John Hodgman Podcast. #FPL #EPL #FantasyPremierLeague #EnglishPremierLeague #Chelsea #Spurs Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
Haaland Manhandles Man U (GW10-11)
November 03, 2023 05:00 - 49 minutes - 17.6 MBAnother week, another disaster on the FPL front for your (seemingly incompetent) hosts. We march on. We start by taking a look at West Ham, then onto the Haaland cap question after his massacre of his neighbors at Old Trafford, and then a quick discussion of the ongoing Man U troubles. The leagues, and then a quick visit to Pete's visit to the Judge John Hodgman courtroom/podcast. Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
An Episode So Terrible, We Did It Twice (Int Break and Week 9)
October 20, 2023 06:00 - 54 minutes - 19.3 MBWell, we talked for well over two hours this week but lucky for you, and thanks to a mischievous cat, we only have about 50 mins to show for it. It's another stupid INT break so we briefly cover that, but then focus on the more important things in life, like Christmas madness two weeks into Fall, buying new golf clubs, the AI/Robot takeover, and the ongoing failures of Mac Jones. League updates and some other nonsense mixed in. #FPL #EPL #Clyde #INTBreak #PremierLeague Opening and fille...
"We're not going to talk about VAR" (GW7-8)
October 06, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 21.1 MBWe open with reviewing the two wild cards, 1 successful, the other...not. We then get into some looks ahead at options to deal with the mounting injuries. Then league updates and then bets. #EPL #FPL #Liverpool #VAR Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
Dr. WildCard or: How I Learned to Stop Being Patient and Play the Chip (GW-6/7)
September 29, 2023 06:00 - 42 minutes - 14.8 MBAfter another disappointing week, Pat and Pete decide enough is enough, but not before thoroughly trashing their own and each other's teams. Bets are made, insults are flying (inward and outward), and as per usual, very little is accomplished. But that's what we're here for. Pat is on Wild Card, Pete has new performance requirements based on a bet he didn't even make. Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
Red Alert vs Blue Blues (GW5-6)
September 22, 2023 06:00 - 55 minutes - 19.1 MBWe start with a very quick Champions League recap and then discuss which team between Man U and Chelsea is in the more worrying position. Then on to league updates and bets. #FPL #EPL #PremierLeague #ChampionsLeague #NFL Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
My No Sons (I wish I had 3)
September 16, 2023 05:00 - 33 minutes - 11.6 MBComing out of the INT break with a quick round of league updates and some bets. Some discussion of the fears of not having Son for the weekend matchup versus Shef U. Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
International Break Blues (GW4-5)
September 09, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 26.5 MBWe do a not-so-quick run through of all 20 EPL squads and discuss what we think and don't think through the first 4 weeks of the season. That takes way too long so we then jump into a few bets for the opening week of the NFL. #EPL #FPL #NFL #Gambling #Bets Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
Darwin's Redemption and So Many Mids! (GW3-4)
September 01, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 23.3 MBWe start by revisiting the crazy Liverpool/Newcastle result and then pivot to GW 3 results and the difficult choices in a stacked midfield group. We then take a look at the state of Pete's team and decide not to push the panic button in the La Ligarie recap. Then bets. Happy Bagel Chip week. #FPL #EPL #Liverpool #Newcastle #BagelChips Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
Bruno Fernandes, Master Thespian (GW2-3)
August 25, 2023 05:00 - 53 minutes - 19.2 MBWe start off with an unintentionally long discussion about Chelsea, EPL and FPL, and then move on to a listener request for Man U players and their SNL character comps. Then on to some league updates and bets. Betting thus far: Pat 4-2 Pete 3-3 #FPL #EPL #PremierLeague #GambleDie Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
Onana's (Dis)Organized Crime
August 18, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 25 MBWe start with a look at the Man U Wolves match and then use some questions to discuss Newcastle/Villa and Chelsea/Liverpool. Then on to some league updates and bets, including a look at what to expect from Spurs. Week 1 Bet Results: Pat: 2-1 Pete: 0-3 #FPL #PremierLeague #EPL Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
Musical Midfielders and the Start of 23-24
August 11, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 25.6 MBWe open with a quick visit to vacations and Pete's homegrown version of the Steve Martin classic, cat juggling. Then we move on to way too early top and bottom of league predictions, the Chelsea/Liverpool Lavia saga, and then on to our FPL teams and some bets. Happy Season 3, Gamblers Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
1 Percent Effort
July 03, 2023 06:00 - 50 minutes - 18.3 MBIt's mid-summer and this is coming out four days later than intended, well behind the valuable bits of news that have come out since. So if you had any expectations (and we know you didn't), go ahead and drop them down a peg or two. Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
Who are the Champions?
June 10, 2023 05:00 - 45 minutes - 16.1 MBWe wrap up the league updates for the season, celebrate the West Ham's Conference League win, and look ahead to the Champions League Final. Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
The End of the Line (FPL, Not Wilburys)
May 27, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 26.4 MBAnother EPL season gone and another season of this podcast mercifully ends, except we'll likely do one more. Relegation battles are the story of the weekend and on the FPL side, we pick a player from each team to try and help you claw back any last hopes. Good luck all, enjoy the Sunday madness. Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
Callum is the Precious (GW36-37)
May 19, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 22.5 MBWe start the show by talking the great performance from City to make the CL final, then longwindedly run through some good Discord questions on the ways to attack the final two weeks. Then onto the league updates, a nice week for Anton, and some bets for the weekend Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
De Gea Howls at the Moon (GW35-36)
May 12, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 24.1 MBWe open with a discussion about the great Newcastle Arsenal match and then discuss the inexplicable de Gea howler. Then on to some questions, league updates, and bets. Only 3 weeks to go! Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
Pep, Klopp, and...Big Sam? (GW34-35)
May 05, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 24.2 MBWe start with a look at the middle of the double gameweek, then dive into some matches and then a hard look at the many troubles with Chelsea. League recaps and some bets for the weekend. Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
The Great St. James' Park Payoff (Oh So Spursy)
April 28, 2023 06:00 - 59 minutes - 21.3 MBWe start with a look at the perhaps title shifting match between Arsenal and City, then shift to a look at the top 4, and then repeatedly attack the seemingly kind gesture from Spurs players to payback their traveling supporters for the disastrous trip to St. James' Park. League updates and bets mixed in. Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
Did the Gunners Gag or the Reds Respond? (GW30-31)
April 14, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 24.8 MBWe start with a chat about the excellent but likely frustrating (for both sides) Liverpool Arsenal match. We then turn our eyes to the terrifying City form, the strange managerial hires and a fun question regarding which teams will have the same manager to start next season. We then do a quick update on leagues and wrap up with some bets. Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
Hidden Dragon Don't Scare
April 07, 2023 07:00 - 15 minutes - 5.89 MBA very brief vacation look at La Ligarie and the 3GDie league, along with a look at caps for GW30 Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
Back from the Beignets (GW29)
March 31, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 24.1 MBWe start by recapping Pat's trip to NO and lamenting the failure to get out the last pod, then slopppily covering the giant double that follows the long int. break. The a little look at the Anton squad for and some bets Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
A Wildly Successful Failure (GW26-27)
March 09, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 21.6 MBWe start by reviewing Moffett's spectacular wild card failure and then dive in to the Liverpool Man United match and the upcoming 27 doubles. We follow that with leagues and bets and return to discuss the amazing last minute save from Arsenal. #Liverpool #Man United Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
Alive and Not Well (GW25/26)
March 03, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 24.3 MBWe are back after vacation and bouts with illness to discuss the joys of watching Arsenal, the pain of watching Chelsea, and the confusion watching Liverpool week to week. We then have a brief look ahead to GW27 and follow up with leagues and bets. Good to be back. Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
Triple Captastic! And Luke versus Chief versus Eagle (GW 22-23)
February 08, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 25.3 MBWe start by taking a look at the many woes for Liverpool and City, then jump around to Arsenal, Brighton, Man U and a few other squads fighting in the top half. Then over to league updates and some bets, including a Super Bowl discussion wrapped around a Berzerker League battle to the death. Man v Beast v Chief Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
A Dollar Short and Few Days Late (GW22)
February 04, 2023 05:00 - 54 minutes - 18.9 MBWe start by attempting to navigate GW 22 and then discuss the TC chip before steering the ship off the transfer window cliff. Some discussion of Dyche to Everton and Chelsea's massive wallet. Back next week with a guaranteed-to-be-helpful effort that will attempt to make up for this, which is unquestionably the opposite. Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
Mitro and The Bench Boost Blues Band (GW 20)
January 20, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 23 MBWe start by taking a look at a few teams as we enter the second half of the season, Arsenal, Newcastle, Brighton, Spurs, City, Liverpool, mixing in Moffett's failed bench boost. We then shift to La Ligarie, and the 3GDie league, and a pre-Mahrez/City Anton look. And then we finish with some bets. Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
Kenny Gave Me Some Dynamite Pills (Double Your Gameweek, Double your Fun)
January 12, 2023 06:00 - 57 minutes - 20.1 MBIt's on to GW 20 and we are entering the double gameweek part of the season with 4 teams doubling, including Man City, Man U, Spurs and Palace. We run through our thoughts for the doubles, look ahead a bit, and then discuss what could be up ahead. We then answer a few questions, mainly focusing on EPL managers and their SNL character comps. Then a quick Anton discussion and we end with some bets. #FPL #EPL #PremierLeague #FantasyPremierLeague #NeilDiamond Opening and filler music by T...
Festivus Misery
January 05, 2023 05:00 - 55 minutes - 19.3 MBThe Festive Fixtures are in full swing so instead of game recaps/previews we chose to come up with some resolutions for the new EPL/FPL year. We then follow up with a couple of league updates, an Anton Chigurh check-in, and a few bets. Apologies for the poor audio quality this week. Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
A Brick Tamland Points Party (FPL Gameweeks 17 & 18)
December 29, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 22 MBWe start off recapping a crazy return to FPL with some takeaways from a week full of scoring, on and off the field. We then move to some questions, including what to do about Reece James, league and Anton updates, and finish off with some bets for GW 18. Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
We Cant Start, It's too Dangerous! (FPL Restart)
December 22, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 22.6 MBWe start with a very quick recap of the World Cup and then FPL is back and we dive right into the many questions surrounding GW 17 and the festive fixtures. Then La Ligarie and 3GDie league updates and some GW17 bets. Great to be back to EPL/FPL. Let the games begin Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
The World Cup Final (Captain America for the Win!)
December 17, 2022 07:00 - 33 minutes - 12.4 MBWe recorded three times this week and we only have this to show for it. A half-hearted world cup final preview, and even more half-hearted 3rd place match preview, a few bets and a World Cup Fantasy update. 10 days until the return of FPL! Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
What's The Most You Ever Lost In A Coin Toss? (World Cup Quarterfinals)
December 08, 2022 06:00 - 52 minutes - 18.6 MBWe start by looking at the quarter final matches, and then pick the winners, both preferences and in the betting realm. Also sneak in an update on the FIFA World Cup fantasy league. Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
27 Vying for 13 (World Cup Rounds 2 and 3)
November 29, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 23 MBRound 2 of the World Cup is complete and while there have been some dominating performances, there are still 27 teams in play for the final 13 spots (2 teams out, 3 teams guaranteed a spot in the final 16). We run through the scenarios in each group, then a fantasy league update, and then a few bets on Round 3. #WorldCup #WorldCupFantasy Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
FIFA Gonna FIFA
November 24, 2022 06:00 - 57 minutes - 20.7 MBWe start with a recap of some games and a quick but necessary dismissal of the FIFA fantasy game. We then follow up with a look ahead to the weekend and some bets. Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
You're Sick, He's Sick, Let's Call Most of the Thing Off
November 18, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 22.3 MBThe week started off with sickness and then it ended with sickness so after 2+ hours of discussion, this is the best we could do for a slimmed down look at the World Cup. We'll follow up next week with a look at the opening games and thoughts on the fantasy game. Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
Why is Kai Havertz?
November 10, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 29 MBWe start with a recap of the team leak chaos and Man City Fulham match, then a quick look at Arsenal's rather impressive victory at Chelsea, along with Liverpool's away win at Spurs. Then we take a look at a few 1-week punts and mix in some questions for the last GW before the World Cup. On to some league recaps, and then some bets. Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen. Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
Countdown to the Cup
November 04, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 23.5 MBPlease excuse as Moffett opens the show by whining about Liverpool and then whining some more about Liverpool's various failures, then we follow that with some Newcastle discussion combined with how to attack forwards in the closing weeks before the World Cup. Next up we answer a few questions and discuss captaincy options if Haaland is ruled out. League updates, a check in on Anton's health, and some bets. Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen Opening and filler musi...
You Really Blew It This Time, Moffett
October 28, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 24.3 MBWell after a terrible FPL week Moffett followed that up by screwing up the edit and running out of time to fix it for this podcast, so our epic 30+ minute VAR rant will have to wait. We start with some questions about the run in to the World Cup and then a few thoughts from the midweek CL games. Then league updates and bets. See you bright and early on Discord Saturday morning. Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
If the Moon Was Made of Green Cheese, Would You Eat It Then?
October 21, 2022 22:00 - 56 minutes - 20.1 MBA likely too-late-to-be-helpful podcast that also lacks helpful content. Some game predictions, some questions not answered, some other questions, not answered, and some bets. Enjoy! Opening and Filler Music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen #FPL #EPL #PremierLeague Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
He's a Collar-Popping Idiot
October 18, 2022 05:00 - 56 minutes - 20.5 MBQuick turnaround so excuse everything that you don't like including Moffett's double up of odd Trossard pronunciations. We start with a Liverpool City recap and then follow that with some Leeds Arsenal. Then on to some questions, week 12 thoughts, and league updates. And then we finish with some Cunningham CFB bets and some EPL bets. #Liverpool #Man City #Arsensal #Leeds #EPL #FPL #Hashtags Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen
Beware the Gray Horse
October 14, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 30.5 MBWe were off for a week but we start with a recap of GW10 including Liverpool v Arsenal, City's dominance, Spurs' annoyance, Chelsea's intrigue, and a revived group of Hammers. Then we move to some questions and follow that with league updates. Finally we wrap with some bets including a few left fielders from Cunningham on CFB. Opening and Filler Music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen https://acerankings.com/ Opening and filler music by The Tan and Sober Gentlemen