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Full Retard

124 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 year ago - ★★ - 7 ratings

Stories from Reddit, the internet, and social media read aloud in a comical way.

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idontworkherelady - Karen Mistakes Me For The Hired Help

July 11, 2019 05:00 - 6 minutes - 15.5 MB

Karen Mistakes Me For The Hired Help. ★Original Post https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/cajc8x/karen_mistakes_me_for_the_hired_help/ ★More Episodes https://fullretard.transistor.fm/ ★Like us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/mentallydamaged/ ★Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/mentallydam ★Watch on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6GGpJAfin7SM0MLDnQkH6Q ★Help fund the show https://www.mentallydamaged.com/donate/ ★ Support this podcast on Patreon...

Choosing Beggars - Free board games & Give me $10

July 10, 2019 05:00 - 4 minutes - 10.7 MB

two short stores about board games and cash ★Original Post https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/call83/choosing_beggar_wants_me_to_give_board_games_to/ ★Original Post https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/cao6wi/can_i_have_the_10_you_didnt_offer_instead/ ★More Episodes https://fullretard.transistor.fm/ ★Like us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/mentallydamaged/ ★Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/mentallydam ★Watch on Youtube https://www.youtube.com...

Yaupon Cove Property Owners Association Final Summary

July 09, 2019 05:00 - 2 minutes - 6.56 MB

Yaupon Cove Property Owners Association Final Summary ★More Episodes https://fullretard.transistor.fm/ ★Like us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/mentallydamaged/ ★Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/mentallydam ★Watch on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6GGpJAfin7SM0MLDnQkH6Q ★Help fund the show https://www.mentallydamaged.com/donate/ ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Choosing Beggars - Karen, Two Pounds, Rejected

July 09, 2019 05:00 - 5 minutes - 11.6 MB

★Original Post https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/cagstn/karen_asks_for_taffy_complains_its_not_the_right/ ★Original Post https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/cahjuq/a_tale_of_two_pounds/ ★Original Post https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/camkpd/rejected_by_package_thief/ ★More Episodes https://fullretard.transistor.fm/ ★Like us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/mentallydamaged/ ★Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/mentallydam ★Watc...

Choosing Beggars - A Ripoff Company

July 08, 2019 05:00 - 4 minutes - 10.3 MB

A short story about a carpenter who learned a hard lesson about terrible employers ★Original Post https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/caj2cu/a_ripoff_company/ ★More Episodes https://fullretard.transistor.fm/ ★Like us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/mentallydamaged/ ★Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/mentallydam ★Watch on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6GGpJAfin7SM0MLDnQkH6Q ★Help fund the show https://www.mentallydamaged.com/donate/ ★ Support...

Entitled Parents - I'm not watching your kids on MY 18th birthday

July 06, 2019 05:00 - 9 minutes - 8.4 MB

Original Post https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/c9t3p9/im_not_watching_your_kids_on_my_18th_birthday/ ★Like us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/mentallydamaged/ ★Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/mentallydam ★Watch on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6GGpJAfin7SM0MLDnQkH6Q ★Help fund the show https://www.mentallydamaged.com/donate/ ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Missed Connections - Constipated, I bit your penis, Taco Bell

June 03, 2019 11:00 - 3 minutes - 7.02 MB

A few short missed connections from around the world. ★Like us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/mentallydamaged/ ★Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/mentallydam ★Watch on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6GGpJAfin7SM0MLDnQkH6Q ★Help fund the show https://www.mentallydamaged.com/donate/ ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Missed Connection - Gambling on a fart #funny

May 31, 2019 11:00 - 1 minute - 4.27 MB

A short story about first date that ended with crap. ★Like us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/mentallydamaged/ ★Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/mentallydam ★Watch on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6GGpJAfin7SM0MLDnQkH6Q ★Help fund the show https://www.mentallydamaged.com/donate/ ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

ChoosingBeggars - Free logos, My Money, Pay Me #reddit #choosingbeggars

May 30, 2019 05:00 - 3 minutes - 7.17 MB

A short episode of choosing beggars about the demand for free logos, my dads money is my money, and you should pay me to take your phone. ★Original Reddit Posts Free logos https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/bufm7a/since_i_will_have_a_logo_made_by_you_ill_be/ My Money https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/bu9qhk/how_dare_my_dying_father_live_out_the_rest_of_his/ Pay Me https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/bu8586/you_should_pay_me_to_take_it_of...

Missed Connections & Choosing Beggars - Nice forearms, I'll kill myself, No reminders

May 23, 2019 11:00 - 3 minutes - 7.96 MB

A few missed connections from craigslist and of course more choosing beggars. ★Original Reddit Posts I'll kill myself https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/brmpk9/who_is_this_guy/ No reminders https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/brg2ro/offered_cb_free_boots_and_threw_in_free_jeans_and/ ★More Episodes https://fullretard.transistor.fm/ ★Like us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/mentallydamaged/ ★Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/mentallydam ★Watch...

I am Very Smart & Bridezillas - Troglodyte, Segregated wedding, Pay per attendance

May 22, 2019 11:00 - 2 minutes - 6.22 MB

★Original Reddit Posts Troglodyte https://www.reddit.com/r/iamverysmart/comments/bqu6za/oh_you_didnt_get_my_pickup_line_wow_you/ Segregated Wedding https://www.reddit.com/r/bridezillas/comments/bnt5ou/segregated_wedding/ Per to Attend https://www.reddit.com/r/bridezillas/comments/bi7qkx/bride_wants_a_specific_amount_of_money_from_each/ ★More Episodes https://fullretard.transistor.fm/ ★Like us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/mentallydamaged/ ★Follow us on Twitter https://twitte...

ChoosingBeggars - Free Photography, Need a farm, 10k<200

May 21, 2019 11:00 - 5 minutes - 11.7 MB

An episode detailing a few choice choosingbeggars. Searching for a free veteran photographer, need a horse farm for free, 10k for 200 NOW. ★Original Reddit Posts Free Photography https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/bqhewz/my_old_classmate_wrote_this_interesting_thing/ Need a free horse farm  https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/bqtjm2/need_a_horse_farm_might_give_you_some_cash_in_a/ 10k for 200 https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/bqvtzv/lady...

Choosing Beggars & Rude Beggars - Extra Free, Seller Beware, Pretend Homeless

May 20, 2019 05:00 - 3 minutes - 9.09 MB

A episode detailing a few select stories from Reddit. A person expecting extras at a restaurant for free, a buyer buying for less than selling price but asking for additional hardware, and people pretending to be homeless to make a buck and attempt free rent. ★Original Reddit Posts Extras should be free https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/bqitb3/extras_should_always_be_free_you_want_to_make_a/ Seller Beware https://www.reddit.com/r/rudebeggars/comments/bph4xw/ok/ The ...

Choosing Beggars - DTF, Baby shower, Serious Cuddles No Monogamy

May 17, 2019 11:00 - 3 minutes - 8.03 MB

A short episode telling the stories of a woman's demanding Tinder profile, an entitled expecting mother, and a man looking for serious cuddles without monogamy. ★Original Reddit Posts Demanding Tinder Woman https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/borx74/at_least_she_knows_exactly_what_she_wants/ Entitled Expecting Mother https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/boi4bd/its_my_baby_shower_i_expect_free_everything/ Serious Cuddles No Monogamy https://www.reddit.com/...

Choosing Beggars - Personal Ads, Sales, and Inheritance

May 16, 2019 11:00 - 6 minutes - 7.13 MB

Three stories selected from Choosing Beggars on Reddit. A raciest personal ad, typical something for nothing buyer, and begging for Inheritance. ★Original Reddit Posts Personal Ad https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/bonnt1/this_cb_is_a_choosing_dater_also_a_little_trashy/ Sales & Delivery https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/bozzyo/this_guy_wanted_to_buy_my_headphones_for_almost/ Inheritance https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/bogstr/my_cous...

Bad Customer No Biscuit

May 15, 2019 05:00 - 15 minutes - 13.8 MB

A short story about a customer I had recently ★More Episodes https://fullretard.transistor.fm/ ★Like us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/mentallydamaged/ ★Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/mentallydam ★Watch on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6GGpJAfin7SM0MLDnQkH6Q ★Help fund the show https://www.mentallydamaged.com/donate/ ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Depressing Headlines

May 15, 2019 05:00 - 5 minutes - 5.38 MB

A short compilation of the weeks depressing headlines ★More Episodes https://fullretard.transistor.fm/ ★Like us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/mentallydamaged/ ★Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/mentallydam ★Watch on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6GGpJAfin7SM0MLDnQkH6Q ★Help fund the show https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=WLAFHNT66HZUS&source=url ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Choosing Beggars - Vanity

May 15, 2019 05:00 - 2 minutes - 2.8 MB

A short story read from Choosing Beggars on Reddit, the story is about a man having a yard sale that posted about it on Facebook. A Choosing Beggar expected him to deliver and set up an item. ★Original Reddit Post https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/bous6k/woman_wants_to_buy_a_vanity_from_a_yard_sale_but/ ★More Episodes https://fullretard.transistor.fm/ ★Like us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/mentallydamaged/ ★Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/mentallydam...

Entergy Recommends Soured Milk

May 15, 2019 05:00 - 7 minutes - 6.88 MB

A rant and short story about the unannounced all day power outage in my town yesterday that was scheduled weeks ago but they failed to notify us. ★More Episodes https://fullretard.transistor.fm/ ★Like us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/mentallydamaged/ ★Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/mentallydam ★Watch on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6GGpJAfin7SM0MLDnQkH6Q ★Help fund the show https://www.mentallydamaged.com/donate/ ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ ...

Bill's Special Jar

May 15, 2019 05:00 - 8 minutes - 7.62 MB

A short story about Bill's special jar. ★More Episodes https://fullretard.transistor.fm/ ★Like us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/mentallydamaged/ ★Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/mentallydam ★Watch on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6GGpJAfin7SM0MLDnQkH6Q ★Help fund the show https://www.mentallydamaged.com/donate/ ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Trump Trump Trump

May 15, 2019 05:00 - 4 minutes - 4.18 MB

A quick rant about today's headlines and politics ★More Episodes https://fullretard.transistor.fm/ ★Like us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/mentallydamaged/ ★Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/mentallydam ★Watch on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6GGpJAfin7SM0MLDnQkH6Q ★Help fund the show https://www.mentallydamaged.com/donate/ ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Welfare Junkies

May 15, 2019 05:00 - 6 minutes - 6.36 MB

Why shouldn't we drug test for welfare? ★More Episodes https://fullretard.transistor.fm/ ★Like us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/mentallydamaged/ ★Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/mentallydam ★Watch on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6GGpJAfin7SM0MLDnQkH6Q ★Help fund the show https://www.mentallydamaged.com/donate/ ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

WTF

May 15, 2019 05:00 - 2 minutes - 2.4 MB

Two short stories of true WTF ★More Episodes https://fullretard.transistor.fm/ ★Like us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/mentallydamaged/ ★Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/mentallydam ★Watch on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6GGpJAfin7SM0MLDnQkH6Q ★Help fund the show https://www.mentallydamaged.com/donate/ ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Facebook & No Lube

May 15, 2019 05:00 - 9 minutes - 8.89 MB

Comical jabs at Facebook, Facebook marketplace, and people that use Facebook a bit too much ★More Episodes https://fullretard.transistor.fm/ ★Like us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/mentallydamaged/ ★Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/mentallydam ★Watch on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6GGpJAfin7SM0MLDnQkH6Q ★Help fund the show https://www.mentallydamaged.com/donate/ ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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