Full Court Mess
88 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsJared, Joe, and Will discuss and contribute to the hottest NBA takes, news, and posts while diving into the online realm of basketball each week. Often there will be a guest, and often they'll have to take the heat for their team and fanbase. Tweet us your hot takes @FullCourtMess_
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Episodes
21: The 2019 Draft Lotto Special
May 15, 2019 05:15 - 39 minutes - 36.1 MBThe Full Court Mess crew returns with a special episode providing live (at the time) predictions and reactions to this year's NBA Draft Lottery as the results are announced. Other topics include Kawhi's big shot, coaching hires and misfires, NBA themed Pokémon teams, Conference Finals, and more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @aFullCourtMess! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com) Under CC BY...
S1 Ep21: The 2019 Draft Lotto Special
May 15, 2019 05:15 - 39 minutes - 36.1 MBThe Full Court Mess crew returns with a special episode providing live (at the time) predictions and reactions to this year's NBA Draft Lottery as the results are announced. Other topics include Kawhi's big shot, coaching hires and misfires, NBA themed Pokémon teams, Conference Finals, and more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @FullCourtMess_! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com) Under CC B...
S1 Ep20: Daddy's Always Happy W/@sug_knight
May 02, 2019 06:42 - 1 hour - 55.2 MBThis week Utah local and Jazz fan @sug_knight joins Full Court Mess as we defend/explain our own tweets and try to create Jazz fan fiction starring Zac Efron. Other topics include the search for an elusive arena sweets shop that Jared swears he saw on TV, a basketball Donner Party scenario, most handsome coaches, living up to team names, and much more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @FullCourtMess_! And check out Allison o...
20: Daddy's Always Happy W/@sug_knight
May 02, 2019 06:42 - 1 hour - 55.2 MBThis week Utah local and Jazz fan @sug_knight joins Full Court Mess as we defend/explain our own tweets and try to create Jazz fan fiction starring Zac Efron. Other topics include the search for an elusive arena sweets shop that Jared swears he saw on TV, a basketball Donner Party scenario, most handsome coaches, living up to team names, and much more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @aFullCourtMess! And check out Allison on...
S1 Ep19: A Very Blazer Holidays W/ @DonaldConnacher
April 24, 2019 09:20 - 1 hour - 82.3 MBBucks fan and friend of the show @DonaldConnacher recently moved from California to Trail Blazer territory, and he's here to discuss the change while helping us figure out which basketball players should have a strain of weed named after them in this special holiday episode. Other topics include issues between media and players, speculation of Milwaukee's future off-season moves, player control of arena mustard, the mysteries of cannabis in the NBA, and much more! Have any hot takes that y...
19: A Very Blazer Holidays W/ @DonaldConnacher
April 24, 2019 09:20 - 1 hour - 82.3 MBBucks fan and friend of the show @DonaldConnacher recently moved from California to Trail Blazer territory, and he's here to discuss the change while helping us figure out which basketball players should have a strain of weed named after them in this special holiday episode. Other topics include issues between media and players, speculation of Milwaukee's future off-season moves, player control of arena mustard, the mysteries of cannabis in the NBA, and much more! Have any hot takes that yo...
18: Defensive Podcast of the Year W/ @TheElZilcho
April 17, 2019 07:42 - 1 hour - 107 MBTwitter antagonist and Canada's own @TheElZilcho sneaks his way onto the podcast to enlighten us on TSN, moves for the Raptors to make, and his votes for the NBA Awards. Other topics include the Clippers' historic comeback against Golden State, player nicknames, playoff talk, and much more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @aFullCourtMess! And check out Eric A.K.A. Zilch on Twitter @TheElZilcho! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on...
S1 Ep18: Defensive Podcast of the Year W/ @TheElZilcho
April 17, 2019 07:42 - 1 hour - 107 MBTwitter antagonist and Canada's own @TheElZilcho sneaks his way onto the podcast to enlighten us on TSN, moves for the Raptors to make, and his votes for the NBA Awards. Other topics include the Clippers' historic comeback against Golden State, player nicknames, playoff talk, and much more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @FullCourtMess_! And check out Eric A.K.A. Zilch on Twitter @TheElZilcho! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on...
S1 Ep17: The Rozier Returns W/ @AdamDavis
April 10, 2019 17:42 - 1 hour - 88.1 MBThis week Celtics fan and tweeter @AdamDavis returns to stay true to a lost bet with Joe which includes eating a spaghetti, sugar, and ranch sandwich live while discussing the breaking news of Magic Johnson's sudden resignation. Other topics include the week's retirement games, Space Jam sequel recruitment, signature mouse pads, and much more. Thanks for tuning in over this season! We'll be right here with more content for playoffs! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own...
17: The Rozier Returns W/ @AdamDavis
April 10, 2019 17:42 - 1 hour - 88.1 MBThis week Celtics fan and tweeter @AdamDavis returns to stay true to a lost bet with Joe which includes eating a spaghetti, sugar, and ranch sandwich live while discussing the breaking news of Magic Johnson's sudden resignation. Other topics include the week's retirement games, Space Jam sequel recruitment, signature mouse pads, and much more. Thanks for tuning in over this season! We'll be right here with more content for playoffs! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own ...
16: Coyote Class Traitor W/ @boquintana
March 28, 2019 09:05 - 1 hour - 83.1 MBThis week we've recruited Spurs fan and ex-dogspotting specialist @boquintana to defend a throwback take about the Spurs ruining the league. Other topics include Jimmer's big return, Big Baller drama, athletes peeing themselves mid-game, the next Malice at the Palace, and much more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @aFullCourtMess! And check out Bo on Twitter @boquintana! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http:/...
S1 Ep16: Coyote Class Traitor W/ @boquintana
March 28, 2019 09:05 - 1 hour - 83.1 MBThis week we've recruited Spurs fan and ex-dogspotting specialist @boquintana to defend a throwback take about the Spurs ruining the league. Other topics include Jimmer's big return, Big Baller drama, athletes peeing themselves mid-game, the next Malice at the Palace, and much more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @FullCourtMess_! And check out Bo on Twitter @boquintana! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http:...
15: A Poem for PG W/ @trentistweeting
March 21, 2019 05:19 - 1 hour - 63.5 MBBay Area deserter @trentistweeting joins the Full Court Mess crew from Los Angeles to pitch a sitcom that includes Siberia, igloos, and two ex-coaches of Lebron. Other topics include Trent's reading of a poem meant to woo Paul George to LA, apologizing for getting crossed up, the best/worst NBA player that could be the ex of your significant other, the idea of Zion switching teams mid-March Madness, and much more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like u...
S1 Ep15: A Poem for PG W/ @trentistweeting
March 21, 2019 05:19 - 1 hour - 63.5 MBBay Area deserter @trentistweeting joins the Full Court Mess crew from Los Angeles to pitch a sitcom that includes Siberia, igloos, and two ex-coaches of Lebron. Other topics include Trent's reading of a poem meant to woo Paul George to LA, apologizing for getting crossed up, the best/worst NBA player that could be the ex of your significant other, the idea of Zion switching teams mid-March Madness, and much more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us...
S1 Ep14: #NotAllFans W/ @Brentisbackbaby
March 13, 2019 07:23 - 1 hour - 76.9 MBBasketball twitter member, hot take maker, and friend of the show @Brentisbackbaby joins the Full Court Mess crew in the midst of his search for another new team fandom and warns us that a return of Yugoslavia would bring a threat to international basketball. Yes, you read that right. Other topics include the return of Andre Ingram, trouble with fans to players and a team owner, accepting the reality of losing to the Suns, the latest fight, and much more! Have any hot takes that you've see...
14: #NotAllFans W/ @Brentisbackbaby
March 13, 2019 07:23 - 1 hour - 76.9 MBBasketball twitter member, hot take maker, and friend of the show @Brentisbackbaby joins the Full Court Mess crew in the midst of his search for another new team fandom and warns us that a return of Yugoslavia would bring a threat to international basketball. Yes, you read that right. Other topics include the return of Andre Ingram, trouble with fans to players and a team owner, accepting the reality of losing to the Suns, the latest fight, and much more! Have any hot takes that you've seen...
S1 Ep13: Cowards, Heroes, and Dropout Millionaires
March 06, 2019 07:01 - 51 minutes - 47.6 MBThe Full Court Mess crew is back with a soundboard, more Ja Rule impressions, and plenty of thoughts about the state of the Lakers. More topics include humble players, a preseason Twitter thread that foretold the future, the idea that a basketball player can be neither a coward nor a hero, and more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @FullCourtMess_! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com) Under C...
13: Cowards, Heroes, and Dropout Millionaires
March 06, 2019 07:01 - 51 minutes - 47.6 MBThe Full Court Mess crew is back with a soundboard, more Ja Rule impressions, and plenty of thoughts about the state of the Lakers. More topics include humble players, a preseason Twitter thread that foretold the future, the idea that a basketball player can be neither a coward nor a hero, and more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @aFullCourtMess! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com) Under CC...
S1 Ep12: The Ha Ha Fatality Slam
February 20, 2019 07:51 - 1 hour - 78.9 MBThis week the Full Court Mess crew are going crazy from this All-Star break. Will is disappointed with fans who are disappointed with the dunk contest, Jared is upset with people who are upset with other people who are upset with referees, and Joe puts our show's budget into doing live reviews of gamer drinks. Other topics include dunk ideas for shorter people, teams trading to help each other, backhanded comments about MVP potential, and more! Joe's internet was knocked out so he had to cal...
12: The Ha Ha Fatality Slam
February 20, 2019 07:51 - 1 hour - 78.9 MBThis week the Full Court Mess crew are going crazy from this All-Star break. Will is disappointed with fans who are disappointed with the dunk contest, Jared is upset with people who are upset with other people who are upset with referees, and Joe puts our show's budget into doing live reviews of gamer drinks. Other topics include dunk ideas for shorter people, teams trading to help each other, backhanded comments about MVP potential, and more! Joe's internet was knocked out so he had to call...
11: Will you be my All-Star?
February 13, 2019 08:31 - 1 hour - 75.8 MBAll-Star weekend is near, and the Full Court Mess boys are ready to celebrate by looking over the rosters of each activity while Joe becomes a praised burrito champion, Jared hates the recent GOAT answer, and Will bows too much to a priest. Other topics include celebrity roster addition ideas, newborn child-caused injuries, a claim of under-recognized players, and much more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @aFullCourtMess! ...
S1 Ep11: Will you be my All-Star?
February 13, 2019 08:31 - 1 hour - 75.8 MBAll-Star weekend is near, and the Full Court Mess boys are ready to celebrate by looking over the rosters of each activity while Joe becomes a praised burrito champion, Jared hates the recent GOAT answer, and Will bows too much to a priest. Other topics include celebrity roster addition ideas, newborn child-caused injuries, a claim of under-recognized players, and much more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @FullCourtMess_! ...
10: The Only Child Sits Alone
February 08, 2019 09:29 - 1 hour - 73.2 MBThe trade deadline has now passed, leaving Jared somewhat unimpressed by most trades, Joe pleased, and Will heartbroken yet again. This week the crew has gone over most of the deadline week trades, giving their opinions and hot takes for you to agree or disagree with. More topics include free agency hopes for the Knicks, the infamously trending take on being an only child, Laker trade disappointment, and much more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us...
S1 Ep10: The Only Child Sits Alone
February 08, 2019 09:29 - 1 hour - 73.2 MBThe trade deadline has now passed, leaving Jared somewhat unimpressed by most trades, Joe pleased, and Will heartbroken yet again. This week the crew has gone over most of the deadline week trades, giving their opinions and hot takes for you to agree or disagree with. More topics include free agency hopes for the Knicks, the infamously trending take on being an only child, Laker trade disappointment, and much more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like u...
9: Dunk Pains
January 31, 2019 17:00 - 58 minutes - 53.4 MBTimes for change are here, as Will switches teams yet again, Jared relates with Kyrie's regrets, and Joe does Ja Rule impersonations now. Other topics this week include some surprise trade requests, problems with the Rising Stars rosters, some throwback AD draft takes, real life patch notes, talk of a Kyrie and LeBron reunion, and more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @aFullCourtMess! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Kil...
S1 Ep9: Dunk Pains
January 31, 2019 17:00 - 58 minutes - 53.4 MBTimes for change are here, as Will switches teams yet again, Jared relates with Kyrie's regrets, and Joe does Ja Rule impersonations now. Other topics this week include some surprise trade requests, problems with the Rising Stars rosters, some throwback AD draft takes, real life patch notes, talk of a Kyrie and LeBron reunion, and more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @FullCourtMess_! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah...
S1 Ep8: The Return
January 24, 2019 22:09 - 59 minutes - 54.9 MBThe boys are back and with them comes more hot takes, plenty of news, and a bit of change. Joe watches an NBA star focused steak commercial. Will gets excited again about basketball butts. Jared brings up the idea that there may be a player clone within the league. Other topics include Harden's big run, Boogie's return, a throwback Kings draft take, All-Star fan votes, Memphis stars for trade, and more. Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss...
8: The Return
January 24, 2019 22:09 - 59 minutes - 54.9 MBThe boys are back and with them comes more hot takes, plenty of news, and a bit of change. Joe watches an NBA star focused steak commercial. Will gets excited again about basketball butts. Jared brings up the idea that there may be a player clone within the league. Other topics include Harden's big run, Boogie's return, a throwback Kings draft take, All-Star fan votes, Memphis stars for trade, and more. Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discus...
7: Brooks, Brooks, or Brooks?
December 21, 2018 06:19 - 51 minutes - 47.4 MBThere's no winter strong enough to stop the NBA hot takes as Jared, Joe and Will try to make sense of it all. Is Will switching team fandoms? A war on Christmas within basketball? Our gifts to you of finding many funny, old, and very unseen player tweets? It's all here! Other topics include the big Brooks Suns/Wizards/Grizzlies failed trade, a Phoenix city council meeting, who we think may be the softest player, the PG13 MVP discussion, an odd reaction to the Jarrett Allen dunk, and more! Hav...
S1 Ep7: Brooks, Brooks, or Brooks?
December 21, 2018 06:19 - 51 minutes - 47.4 MBThere's no winter strong enough to stop the NBA hot takes as Jared, Joe and Will try to make sense of it all. Is Will switching team fandoms? A war on Christmas within basketball? Our gifts to you of finding many funny, old, and very unseen player tweets? It's all here! Other topics include the big Brooks Suns/Wizards/Grizzlies failed trade, a Phoenix city council meeting, who we think may be the softest player, the PG13 MVP discussion, an odd reaction to the Jarrett Allen dunk, and more! Ha...
6: Juiced Up and Jacked (About Practice)
December 12, 2018 10:06 - 56 minutes - 52 MBThis Chicago themed episode has Jared, Joe, and Will discussing all the recent and developing Bulls drama as Will celebrates his Wizards no longer being seen as the most openly dysfunctional franchise in the news. Other topics include the big Dellavedova trade, which current NBA player would be the worst coach, Joe's throwback take, an update on the "Showtime" Lakers, and more. Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us at @aFullCourtMes...
S1 Ep6: Juiced Up and Jacked (About Practice)
December 12, 2018 10:06 - 56 minutes - 52 MBThis Chicago themed episode has Jared, Joe, and Will discussing all the recent and developing Bulls drama as Will celebrates his Wizards no longer being seen as the most openly dysfunctional franchise in the news. Other topics include the big Dellavedova trade, which current NBA player would be the worst coach, Joe's throwback take, an update on the "Showtime" Lakers, and more. Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us at @FullCourtMes...
S1 Ep5: My Three Sons' Teams
December 04, 2018 09:48 - 1 hour - 70.2 MBSpecial episode alert! Jared, Joe, and Will take part in their yearly tradition of putting together and discussing their 15 player "2018 All-Sons Teams" and why they are so proud of the NBA players named. Other topics include the Golden State meningitis scare, what players have been sent to time-out, undrafted players, a submitted take, and who has the best butt in the league. Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @FullCourtMess_! ...
5: My Three Sons' Teams
December 04, 2018 09:48 - 1 hour - 70.2 MBSpecial episode alert! Jared, Joe, and Will take part in their yearly tradition of putting together and discussing their 15 player "2018 All-Sons Teams" and why they are so proud of the NBA players named. Other topics include the Golden State meningitis scare, what players have been sent to time-out, undrafted players, a submitted take, and who has the best butt in the league. Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @aFullCourtMess! W...
S1 Ep4: Episode 4 W/ @AdamDavis (The Terry Sandwich)
November 28, 2018 22:05 - 1 hour - 57.3 MBThis week our guest, resident Celtics fan Adam Davis, joins the podcast to answer for his old and possibly poorly aged basketball tweets as he hopes his team can recover from their current struggles. More topics in this episode include who may be the worst all star, if Duke could beat an NBA team, tailbone injuries, one on one games against the pros, and more along with our weekly segments. Check out Adam's tweets and follow him at @AdamDavis! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take o...
4: Episode 4 W/ @AdamDavis (The Terry Sandwich)
November 28, 2018 22:05 - 1 hour - 57.3 MBThis week our guest, resident Celtics fan Adam Davis, joins the podcast to answer for his old and possibly poorly aged basketball tweets as he hopes his team can recover from their current struggles. More topics in this episode include who may be the worst all star, if Duke could beat an NBA team, tailbone injuries, one on one games against the pros, and more along with our weekly segments. Check out Adam's tweets and follow him at @AdamDavis! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of...
S1 Ep3: Episode 3 (Most Improved Podcast)
November 22, 2018 00:38 - 1 hour - 55.4 MBRecorded 11/20/18 This week resident basketball fans Jared, Joe, and Will discuss the dark times that have suddenly fallen upon Jared's Warriors, and not so suddenly upon Will's Wizards. Other topics include hot takes that the boys are thankful for, Westbrook loving his parents, a check on conference standings, Joe's weekly throwback, and more. Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us at @FullCourtMess_! Want to hear our first two ep...
3: Episode 3 (Most Improved Podcast)
November 22, 2018 00:38 - 1 hour - 55.4 MBRecorded 11/20/18 This week resident basketball fans Jared, Joe, and Will discuss the dark times that have suddenly fallen upon Jared's Warriors, and not so suddenly upon Will's Wizards. Other topics include hot takes that the boys are thankful for, Westbrook loving his parents, a check on conference standings, Joe's weekly throwback, and more. Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us at @aFullCourtMess! Want to hear our first two e...