- Nick is old balls.  He turned 28 yesterday.

- New skills? I have none. But Brandon is getting chickens and Nick is attacking handstand obstacles.

- Banning Menthols? That's racist.

- Have you ever exacted revenge? We haven't, but we have quantifiable haters.

- What’s a quote you think about often? Ships in the harbor. Mike Posner, Albert Einstein, & E.E. Cummings.

- Knoxville nightlife, here we come.

- Unanswerable Questions is officially retired.