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#BreatheMoveAdapt

224 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 year ago -

A podcast about CrossFit. Kind of.

Comedy crossfit fitness nutrition dinosaurs
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Episodes

136: Taller Than Stalin, Not An Accomplishment.

January 15, 2023 14:00 - 53 minutes - 36.7 MB

- Everything is wrong with TV. Brandon reviews "Ancient Apocalypse." - Girls poop but it never becomes coffee. - The mask to overalls ratio of Kansas college towns, where Nick is comfortable, and why Mass Street is better than Manhattan even though KU sucks. - Retrofitting Oklahoma to matter, WZA is a zero sum learning experience, and Andy's lifelong relationship with pigeons.

135: Carrot Noodle Sandwich.

January 08, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 51.5 MB

- Brandon's pet peeves, dissected. I guess he's still part of this podcast. - Andy's longtime consigliere briefly calls into the pod. - The Pale Blue Eye came out on Netflix (☆☆☆)The Harder They Fall still slaps (☆☆☆☆). - Celebrity ages, and the now staple Over/Under.

133: The American Standard Hug. (FINAL EPISODE OF 2022)

December 31, 2022 22:00 - 52 minutes - 36.3 MB

- More pant-shitting from the Breathy Boys. - The continued addiction of singing "HEY BROTHER" for no reason. - Brandon watched less than 38 movies this year, Andy watched over 250. They both disliked Avatar: The Way of Water. - Monoglamis relationships.

132: We Failed Freddy Ford, Again. *PATREON SNIPPET*

December 28, 2022 15:00 - 58 seconds - 747 KB

- Tia Toomey, mother of the future fittest human? Probably. - Andy sees Avatar 2 on Christmas with a OG Patron GW1. - Former Russian President predicts the worst year of all time.  - Meat & Potatoes deep tangent towards the tail end of the episode. ***TO UNLOCK THIS FULL EPISODE GO TO PATREON.COM/BREATHEMOVEADAPT AND DONATE AS LITTLE AS 1 AMERICAN DOLLAR.

131: Nicky Cellphone & the Lemonade Renegade.

December 18, 2022 23:00 - 57 minutes - 39.7 MB

- Megan Reed writes a book, - Mosh pits with Andy, a bunch of parenting talk, and Brandon's ice bath procedure. - The lifetime Over/Under segment continues. - Rent is too damn high in Cleveland.

130: Napolean Nick Tall King & The Return of Red Jesus.

December 04, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 50.1 MB

- The Liver King fiasco. *Hard eyeroll. - We have it on good authority that this podcast is at the very least great. (You're welcome.) Andy plans for his podcast beyond 40. - Live Skittle count. - Most famous myths, including time.

129: Vladimir Poopin'. *PATREON SNIPPET*

December 03, 2022 13:00 - 10 minutes - 7.27 MB

THANK YOU PATRONS!!! - SHAQ doc on HBO Max, a must watch. - Mat Fraser breaks silence on previous Games training. - Puke bowls?! Bowls?! A debate. - A Kansas City man gets acquitted of a murder he most definitely committed. Plus, the Kobe cannibal. - 2 NEW SEGMENTS. ***TO UNLOCK THIS FULL EPISODE GO TO PATREON.COM/BREATHEMOVEADAPT AND DONATE AS LITTLE AS 1 AMERICAN DOLLAR.

127: Drink Water/Wear Protection.

November 23, 2022 18:00 - 1 hour - 51.5 MB

- Our first podcast since the the 8 BILLIONTH human was born. - A man runs a 3 hour, 28 minute marathon while chain-smoking lung darts. - Denny's Vs. Waffle House. Plus, $5.99 for lifetime food? - Bezos gets visited by 3 ghosts, pledges to give away fortune. - Life in prison or get out at 80? Subway sandwich shop wall art, and the impending doom according to Treasury Yield speculation.

Captains WildBeard, Wideshaft & Steve.

November 12, 2022 22:00 - 1 hour - 42.5 MB

- Twitter goes off the rails. Nintendo ends it. - Brandon goes to Nashville, which leads to a conversation about mediums and whether or not the absence of disproof means belief. - First Gen Z to the Senate. - CrossFit's plans for a worldwide ranking system is unveiled.

126: Captains WildBeard, Wideshaft & Steve.

November 12, 2022 22:00 - 1 hour - 42.5 MB

- Twitter goes off the rails. Nintendo ends it. - Brandon goes to Nashville, which leads to a conversation about mediums and whether or not the absence of disproof means belief. - First Gen Z to the Senate. - CrossFit's plans for a worldwide ranking system is unveiled.

125: Australians Aren't F***ing Around.

November 05, 2022 21:00 - 57 minutes - 39.8 MB

- First few minutes: Sports betting, Ray Charles, Supreme Dreams. - Nick finally finishes No Time To Die (which leads to another 007 deep dive), and Andy previews Netflix's new release "The Stranger." - Rainer Schaller, founder of Gold's Gym disappears on vacation.  Not in the romantic, absconded with millions kinda way, like his plane vanished. RIP. - Elon Musk vs. Stephen King.

125: Money Can't Save You.

November 05, 2022 21:00 - 57 minutes - 39.8 MB

- First few minutes: Sports betting, Ray Charles, Supreme Dreams. - Nick finally finishes No Time To Die (which leads to another 007 deep dive), and Andy previews Netflix's new release "The Stranger." - Rainer Schaller, founder of Gold's Gym disappears on vacation.  Not in the romantic, absconded with millions kinda way, like his plane vanished. RIP. - Elon Musk vs. Stephen King.

124: Brick Where'd You Get a Hand Grenade?

October 29, 2022 19:00 - 50 minutes - 34.4 MB

- Russell Crowe, Russell Brand, Russell Westbrook, ranked. - Leif Edmundson, longtime Mainsite programmer gets shitcanned. - What's the best sequel that isn't part of a trilogy? - Some Rogue Invitational talk.

122: Staring At the Blank Page Before You, Open Up the Dirty Window, Let the Sun Illuminate the Words That You Could Not Find, Reaching For Something in the Distance, So Close You Can Almost Taste It.

October 22, 2022 16:00 - 56 minutes - 38.8 MB

- Nick relapses his gambling addiction. - "Andy what are those incoherent ramblings on your IG stories?"  - The Babe Ruth diet. - Brandon and Megan offer a REEL symposium.

121: Good Morning, Acapulco. *PATREON SNIPPET*

October 17, 2022 12:00 - 8 minutes - 6.07 MB

- The origins of the BMA intro. - Are mouthbreathers less intelligent? Do humans deserve another hole? - The duality of Mexico. - Nick goes off about 2023 team stuff.

120: Daddy Yankee's Music Would Melt Chernobyl.

October 14, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 44.8 MB

- Shaken Not Stirred: 007 hits Prime. - Dame Lilliard is not a human being. - CrossFit makes huge changes to the 2023 season. - We get to annihilate Russia?

119: Keep It Covert.

October 01, 2022 22:00 - 47 minutes - 32.5 MB

- A Brandon-free episode. - Nick & Andy discuss the "4 issues facing the fitness industry" (according to ActiveLife Rx's Dr. Sean Pastuch). - Go Dodgers. Nick has a gambling problem. - Episode 118 isn't missing, you're just not supporting local.

117: Jeffrey Dahmer's Favorite Fruit Was Chopped Dates.

September 24, 2022 19:00 - 1 hour - 43 MB

- Positive reviews on our Barbarian deep dive!! - Tia Clair-Toomey is coming back for prime numbers. -Pujols joins the 700 club, Baseball Doesn't Exist, and Ted Williams looked like a racist. -Nick watches another Benny Cums movie, Natalie Portman can't miss, and DAHMER. -Traditional funerals versus celebrations of life, and will Andy outlive Nick?

116: Big Weening Energy On This One.

September 17, 2022 21:00 - 1 hour - 41.7 MB

- Fugitive names. - How to feed your baby. - Andy goes downtown to see Barbarian! during Mexican Independence Day, huge misstep. - Killing time in Afghanistan.

115: It's Called Soccer Now.

September 10, 2022 19:00 - 57 minutes - 39.6 MB

- Brandon is not on this episode. This will be the only mention of it. - Movies, movies, movies, movies, movies, movies, movies. - Nick's new IG segment, Get Off My Lawn. - Will Smith makes a comeback? That slaps.

114: A Good Shart to the Weekend.

September 03, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 45.1 MB

- Wondering where the Q&A is?! It's on Patreon. Stop acting broke. - Saudi Arabia is building a mirrored city in the desert, meanwhile Jackson, Mississippi doesn't have running water. - Determining what our next Top 10 will be. - Numerous other tangents. Not our most organized episode. FUGM.

113: A Cocaine-Free Podcast *PATREON SNIPPET*

September 03, 2022 00:00 - 10 minutes - 7.61 MB

- THANK YOU PATRONS. - How do we expand the podcast? - Joe Rogan loses 1st place to the Duchess of Sussex. - Instagram Q&A!!! ***TO UNLOCK THIS FULL EPISODE GO TO PATREON.COM/BREATHEMOVEADAPT AND DONATE AS LITTLE AS 1 AMERICAN DOLLAR.

112: Shout Out to Stabbed Guy.

August 27, 2022 18:00 - 59 minutes - 40.8 MB

- John Drake saves the podcast. - New PATRON!!! Liza Stancliffe, Kaw Valley CF Coach & Andy's ex-girlfriend. - Old school programming is back for the first time: Weird PVC shit, outdoor wods, and strange standards. - Best and worst drinking holidays, Edward Snowden deep dive, and Most Famous Ginger of All Time.

111: North Park Sacral Prolapse. *PATREON SNIPPET*

August 22, 2022 13:00 - 12 minutes - 8.86 MB

- All you gotta do is go buy a motherfucker a Charger. - Brandon is going to meet Shitkicker Matt Damon. - Andy CRUSHES hip-hop trivia. - CrossFit Games event by event recap. ***TO UNLOCK THIS FULL EPISODE GO TO PATREON.COM/BREATHEMOVEADAPT AND DONATE AS LITTLE AS 1 AMERICAN DOLLAR.

110: North Park Sacral Prolapse. *PATREON SNIPPET*

August 22, 2022 13:00 - 12 minutes - 8.86 MB

-All you gotta do is go buy a motherfucker a Charger. -Brandon is going to meet Shitkicker Matt Damon. -Andy CRUSHES hip-hop trivia. -CrossFit Games event by event recap. ***TO UNLOCK THIS FULL EPISODE GO TO PATREON.COM/BREATHEMOVEADAPT AND DONATE AS LITTLE AS 1 AMERICAN DOLLAR.

110: We Are Responsible For the Trouble Whatever.

August 13, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 45.4 MB

- Brandon gets an email from our new sponsor. - Montezuma's Pizza Ranch Revenge. - The PACQUI One Chip Challenge was a great time for everyone outside of our intestinal tracks. - Everything GAMES (short of Event details), pit and the peak, etc.

109: We Are Responsible For the Trouble Whatever.

August 13, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 45.3 MB

-Brandon gets an email from our new sponsor. -Montezuma's Pizza Ranch Revenge. -The PACQUI One Chip Challenge was a great time for everyone outside of our intestinal tracks. -Everything GAMES (short of Event details), pit and the peak, etc.

108: Pharrell Face, Matisyahu Hair.

July 29, 2022 01:00 - 56 minutes - 39.1 MB

- Our last pod before the Games, so all we talk about is the Games. - CrossFit Semis aren't profitable, WHAT TO DO? - Some dope motherf***ers steal 100M in GEMS from a truck in California. I never get invited anywhere. - A Brooklyn preacher gets robbed mid-sermon for 1M in jewerly. - Andy's skincare routine wrote every song in 2003.

107: My Vin Number is a Billion.

July 20, 2022 18:00 - 46 minutes - 31.9 MB

- A mall gunman is thwarted by a good citizen with even better tactical sense, Texas is still active shooter paradise. - The world's newest billionaire is someone... unexpected? - Kansas City's sport infrastructure sneaky news. - Hole-sunning, a direct injection from the universe, 10/10 Brandons prefer to do it publicly. 

106: The Year of Our Lord, Adrian Bozman. *PATREON SNIPPET*

July 18, 2022 20:00 - 7 minutes - 5.14 MB

- STATITTYDICKS PT. 2. - Brandon has a weak upper lip. - Nick & Andy make their predictions for the Top 10 finishers in both the Men's & Women's divisions of the 2022 CrossFit Games. ***TO UNLOCK THIS FULL EPISODE GO TO PATREON.COM/BREATHEMOVEADAPT AND DONATE AS LITTLE AS 1 AMERICAN DOLLAR.

105: You Can't Thermoregulate In a Robe.

July 13, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 42.5 MB

- We, in fact, do NOT hire personal trainers. - PRIME DAY Shenanigans; Robes, Kindles, TVs, etc. - Phil Toon shits the bed, as does all of South America, - The return of "Unique But Answerable."

104: I'm Good For About One of Those a Year.

July 06, 2022 19:00 - 1 hour - 41.5 MB

- Chris Pratt redeems himself with CrossFit, and tomahawking pretend terrorists to death in "The Terminal List." - George of the Jungle, George Brett, Georgio Armani, George Lucas, George Lopez, George Orwell, Curious George, George Clooney, George R.R. Martin. - Katrin misses the cut in the last chance qualifier. - Andy probably maybe has prostate cancer.

103: Fuck You Money.

June 29, 2022 19:00 - 49 minutes - 34.1 MB

- GO TO PATREON.COM/BREATHEMOVEADAPT TO SUPPORT THIS POD AND GET ACCESS TO ALL 6 EPISODES PER MONTH. USE YA NOGGIN'. - Ghislaine Maxwell gets sentenced to 20 years for her role in Epstein's human trafficking ring, so we examine what being rich means in the eyes of the law. *Includes some speculation as to what level of "fuck you" money equates happiness (it doesn't). - Accidental gender reveal of Nick and Hana's to-be second born child. - Team KAMO officially makes the Games. Fucking finally.

101: KAMO Athletics Youth Academy: Learn to Kill.

June 22, 2022 19:00 - 59 minutes - 41.1 MB

- Dex Hopkins ethers Shoofly. - Tainted supplements are not supplements for your taint, rather they're supplements that taints claim to have have been tampered with. - The FDA curbstomps JUUL. - Addressing addiction & the War on Drugs, but not on the Cartel? Make it make sense.

100: Hammerdean, OG Mudbone & Just A Really Very Intelligent System.

June 16, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 51.4 MB

- Nick explores Lauren Olson's box. - China found aliens, then murdered and disappeared the scientists who found the aliens. Somehow this gets us to Osama Bin Laden hypotheses. - Generational sock style. Who gives a fuck? - Unique but answerable questions returns.

098: If You Spell Socks, You Say "It Is What It Is" In Spanish.

June 06, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 43 MB

- Smushing with socks, for traction, off the ground. - Nick reflects on The MACC, and qualifying for the CrossFit Games. - The Worlds Best QuikTrip is local. - Texas teen smashes artifact. - Platinum jubilee hologram bullshit. - This week's winner: Conor Leach & Nick Heard.

097: JOEY STEVE AUTOMATIC, COWBOY GORILLA. *PATREON SNIPPET*

May 23, 2022 14:00 - 9 minutes - 6.26 MB

- How Andy got his stripper name. - Watching the Syndicate Crown mid-episode. - Nick Cannon has his 10th kid. F***er is setting up a franchise. - Ocean vs. Land, and Legs vs. Eyes worldwide. - Mere days away from the MACC in Knoxville. ***TO UNLOCK THIS FULL EPISODE GO TO PATREON.COM/BREATHEMOVEADAPT AND DONATE AS LITTLE AS 1 AMERICAN DOLLAR.

096: Iraq Too. Anyway...

May 19, 2022 20:00 - 49 minutes - 34.2 MB

- THE MACC released workouts, Nicholas James Petersen reacts. - New drops!!! - Target sells vibrators.  - North Korea basketball rules are a direct reflection of the absolute bats*** crazy crap that's happening in the Hermit Kingdom. - Morgan Freeman is Jimi Hendrix??? Jimi Freeman. Morgan Hendrix. God. We're all about invention at BMA. - This Week's Winner: Former President, War Criminal, and Comedian George W. Bush.

095: Werewolf-Angel Hair Belt.

May 12, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 45.8 MB

- What’s young? A mentality, an emotional state, or defined by physicality. - The Netflix "Our Father" doc. Big YIKES. - The 5k Row WR got dismantled. - Brandon’s back hair is the 8th wonder of the world. - Peasant work hours will make you realize how little you matter to anyone you've ever made money on behalf of. - Which TV show/movie universe would you choose to live in? - THIS WEEK'S WINNER: Single parents.

094: Hammer**** Loves a Crisp Crack. *PATREON SNIPPET*

May 09, 2022 14:00 - 12 minutes - 8.41 MB

- When did Chevy Blazers come back? - Facebook post-death, settings, memorialization. - Competitive couples, chemistry, and maintaining relationships while seeking elite fitness. - Andy talks about "Under the Banner of Heaven," and OuterRange SPOILERS. - There's a bunch more shit, too.

093: This Podcast Slices & Melts Well.

May 05, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 44.2 MB

- The tale of Government cheese. - Cannabis passes cotton as 5th most cropped crop. - Showering protocol discussion. - The non-existent Cold Turkey app & our tactics for putting our phones the f*** down. - The 2028 LA Olympics are considering a new sport. **A NEW SEGMENT**

092: FUN SUCKS.

April 28, 2022 21:00 - 1 hour - 47.1 MB

- Nick is old balls.  He turned 28 yesterday. - New skills? I have none. But Brandon is getting chickens and Nick is attacking handstand obstacles. - Banning Menthols? That's racist. - Have you ever exacted revenge? We haven't, but we have quantifiable haters. - What’s a quote you think about often? Ships in the harbor. Mike Posner, Albert Einstein, & E.E. Cummings. - Knoxville nightlife, here we come. - Unanswerable Questions is officially retired.

091: You're Either Joe Cates or a Regular Joe.

April 22, 2022 20:00 - 52 minutes - 36.3 MB

- It's Earth day and no one cares. - Caffeine&Kilos sent us a care package so we test-drive the coffee live on the pod. - Nick announces where the team is going to Semifinals,  - Fikowski said something interesting, I guess. - The Bob Marley squad gets high before going into battle against the Russians. -We need the 101 Dalmatians sequel, for f***s sake. Unanswerable Questions: What’s your favorite thing? Overrated/underrated:  Overnight oats, Retirement, Half-holidays, Vlogger.

090: Why Is Mom At Coachella? *PATREON SNIPPET*

April 18, 2022 16:00 - 11 minutes - 8.03 MB

- Buying stuff from IG. - Nick wants World Peace for his birthday. - Elon Musk's "Return to Space" doc on Netflix is a must watch. - Trivia strewn throughout the entire episode. ***TO UNLOCK THIS FULL EPSIODE GO TO PATREIB.COM/BREATHEMOVEADAPT AND DONATE AS LITTLE AS 1 AMERICAN DOLLAR.

089: Beaver Cheeks For Dinner.

April 12, 2022 21:00 - 1 hour - 44.8 MB

- Is C&K full of shit?? - Quarterfinal review, Semifinal expectations DEEP DIVE. Unanswerable Questions: Would you eat a small human for 100M? Overrated/underrated:  Robots, wind sports, exotic pets, RVs

088: Authority Is Just Another Dude.

April 06, 2022 22:00 - 1 hour - 51.9 MB

- What is art? How does it work? Why is Nick so mad about it? - Andy's neighbors are on every goddamn watchlist. - Bruce Willis, unassailable legend, gets diagnosed with aphasia. - CF GAMES Quarterfinals Floor plans have been released. - Unique But Answerable Questions. - Overrated/underrated: Red Lobster, Olive Garden, Texas Roadhouse, Hooters/Twin Peaks

086: Four Day Weekend, Big Rubber Can't Stop Me.

March 30, 2022 21:00 - 1 hour - 49.8 MB

- Reclassifying the T-Rex. - What's the craziest thing you've seen on TV? - Russia loses. Fuck em. - CrossFit Quarterfinals, the same week as Chad Wo's wedding, we discuss any potential hiccups. Unanswerable Q's: Are there more wheels or doors? Chairs or stairs? Stairs or wheels? Shelves or shoes?  Overrated/Underrated: Fancy Grills, Couches, Zero Responsibility, Being in a Wedding.

085: Look At This Photoyak.

March 23, 2022 21:00 - 1 hour - 57.3 MB

- Brandon is a FATHER!!! - The CrossFit Quarterfinals are among us. Floor plans, expectations, Boz programming, we discuss it all. - DEADLIFT Seminar, Saturday the 26th @ 8AM AT KAMO. - New Segment: UBA (Unique But Answerable Questions). - Unanswerable Questions: What is your dream job? - Overrated/Underrated: Photography, Car Audio,  Fatherhood, Personal CrossFit Shit. +A deep dive on Tajikistan and the surrounding culture.

084: Reboot. Redux. Run It Back.

March 19, 2022 14:00 - 48 minutes - 33.7 MB

- Amazon buys MGM. - Brandon had a human baby. We interrupted his paternity leave for content. - Nick experiments with Wim Hof stuff and leaves this plane of existence. - Kevin Holland saves the day. - Who is the Kanye West of CrossFit? A deep dive of what a awards ceremony for the combined barbell sports would look like.

082: Thanks For Bullying Me.

March 09, 2022 22:00 - 1 hour - 44.6 MB

- Nick has a dwarf son? Let's remeasure. - Eminem doesn't know how much money he has, but his daughter does. - Andy went on a Bumble date with the woman who won Next Top Chef. - 22.3 clue means absolutely fuck-all. Nick breaks down the ineptitude of the workouts thus far, and the expectations going forward. - Deadlift seminar at KAMO: 3/26, 0800. - Overrated/Underrated: Pringles, Pools, Manpurses/gym bags, Popcorn.