25: New Kids on the HOA

Art and Zoe love kids! Listeners may not know this since they never talk about them or say anything particularly positive about children. That's why Zoe has picked kids as this week's topic. Where can you find a babysitter during an apocalypse? When can you expect kids to start helping out with chores like gathering supplies and digging pits? What age is it appropriate to gift them their first machete? How can you teach them to compartmentalize and dissociate, essential skills they might need should they one day witness their parents turning into zombies after which they will certainly need to use that machete their parents got them for their 10th birthday? All this and more on today's special episode all about children! 

If you need any apocalypse advice, have some great end-times stories to share, or just want to join the show, email Zoe at [email protected]. Art and Zoe might just respond on air, as long as they aren't fighting off any supernatural beings at the moment...

Special guests Mr. and Mrs. Dr. Levi Evans and Children.