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From Art to Zoe : Apocalypse

76 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 7 ratings

A woman won't let her husband (or the apocalypse) stand in the way of her once successful podcast. With limited power, infinite banter, and a touch of folie a deux, this wife and husband team attempt to reach other survivors from the safety of their bunker. While they wait for a response, Zoe and Art might as well provide entertainment as the world burns around them. So, are there any other survivors? Or will it just be Art and Zoe From A To Zombie? If you have a question from the before-times that never got answered, or if you're another survivor contact us at [email protected].

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Episodes

47: Rescue Mission

December 21, 2021 14:00 - 8 minutes - 9.84 MB

It's too late to join the story now. Introducing Kirsten Tindell as the voice of Mindy. Find Kirsten @Twindella on Instagram.  Elisha Harris returns as the voice of Austin. Follow Elisha @eli_vgnmuscle on Instagram. Find Elisha's other work as the narrator of The Noble Villains audiobook (available now on Amazon). 

46: It's the Apocalypse Holiday Special

December 21, 2021 13:00 - 18 minutes - 25.7 MB

It sure can be hard to keep the holiday spirit going, especially with hoards of in-laws and zombies knocking on your bunker hatch. Zoe knows exactly what you need and she's here to infuse some cheer back into your day! Things haven't exactly been the same since Art's sudden disappearance and even suddener re-appearance. But a little stroll down memory lane is just exactly what's good for the soul these cold winter days.

45: It's a Great Day to Be A"Live" Stream

December 13, 2021 13:00 - 16 minutes - 21.8 MB

In this week's episode, Art takes the lead and is unexpectedly enthusiastic about the show.  Zoe joins in rather reluctantly. The couple talks grief and, after spending months grieving the "loss" of her husband, Zoe might actually be qualified to speak on this subject. However, something isn't quite right about the show. Does Art have an ulterior motive?

44: It's Not Over Yet

December 02, 2021 13:00 - 9 minutes - 10.7 MB

When Art returned, Zoe was ready to call it quits (on the show). But she slowly realized she needs the show and that the listeners do too. There's more to this story, even if it's almost over. Join the story at any time by emailing Zoe at [email protected] 

43: Zoe is Not Alone

November 12, 2021 13:00 - 12 minutes - 16.1 MB

Zoe tries to find some kind of normalcy in her new life with "Art" by jumping right back in to the show. This week's topic: Social Interactions. Do they make you uncomfortable? If they don't, "Art" and Zoe are sure to because though they lack chemistry, they have no shortage of uncomfortable banter.  Guest Starring David Berg as Bryan. Find David on Instagram @goatdvd.

42: The Uninvited: She Want to Be Home Alone

November 06, 2021 12:00 - 9 minutes - 12.4 MB

Lonely but not alone, Zoe continues to trudge through life as a recently "widowed", single woman. But she can't quite shake her feelings for Art when an imposter is so close by. Could he actually make a good substitute for her lost love?  Of course not, there's zombies and stuff in this story. There probably aren't any happy endings. 

41: The Dating Game Loser

October 29, 2021 12:00 - 14 minutes - 18.9 MB

Zoe and "Art" give their relationship the good ol' college try, meaning, of course, that they get in over their heads and Zoe acquires debts from which she'll never recover. The long time and very real couple give advice on dating. This week's sponsor is a new dating app known as "Us Against the Horde". But before you swipe right, you should choose a weapon, since you should never forget that it's an apocalypse and all. Email Zoe with ideas on how to escape her newfound prison at FromArtToZo...

40: Unsurprisingly the Show is an International Hit

October 19, 2021 12:00 - 6 minutes - 8.77 MB

Times are getting desperate and Zoe cannot afford to sit around waiting. Every other day, she waits to hear a response on her frequency with little success. Today, she is reaching out to see who she can get to join her in her new quest to leave America. If no one gets back to Zoe on time, she might tough it on her own. Anything's better than living with "Art" at this point. Featuring Special Guest Contributor Michael Morgan. Catch Michael's stream on Twitch as CarbineZ882.

39: Even Fake Husbands Can do Real Chores

October 11, 2021 12:00 - 9 minutes - 13.9 MB

Zoe had a surprise visitor last week, and now they won't go home. It's certainly nice to have help around the bunker. But this one seems like he might be more trouble than he's worth. Luckily, there's no room for him in the Zoe Zone so everyone (especially Zoe) can have a much needed break. Apocalypses are hard enough without have to deal with these types of awkward social situations when a guest outstays their welcome. 

38: Art comes home?

October 06, 2021 12:00 - 15 minutes - 21.3 MB

Independent Zoe has come to accept her new situation. She hasn't given up hope, but she has given up searching for her missing husband, Art. Join Zoe alone for a weekly update.  Guest Starring David Berg as Bryan. Find David on Instagram @goatdvd.

37: Don't Tell Zoe Because This is Bryan's Show

September 26, 2021 12:00 - 4 minutes - 6.27 MB

Zoe can't write a description for this episode, because she doesn't even know it's happening. Guest Starring David Berg as Bryan. Find David on Instagram @goatdvd.

36: Where is Art, Who is Zoe, and Why is Austin Calling?

September 19, 2021 12:00 - 10 minutes - 13.3 MB

Zoe has given up on the show completely. But she is hoping against hope that there is still a chance of other survivors responding. Today, one finally contacts her! It's not who she hoped it would be. She can either trust her gut or trust Austin and both of them have let her down in the past.  Guest Starring: Elisha Harris as the voice of Austin . Follow Elisha @eli_vgnmuscle on Instagram.

35.75: Tell Art I'll Never Stop Looking for Him, But This is Over

September 16, 2021 12:00 - 2 minutes - 2.1 MB

Another update from Zoe. But not much of one.

35.5: Tell Art: Not Everything is About Him, Except for This

September 10, 2021 12:00 - 3 minutes - 3.7 MB

Zoe processes all the new information she learned from last week's expert guest and grieves (very briefly) the loss of a loved one. All the while, she continues the hunt for her disappeared co-star. It's unclear if Art is even trying to be found at this point and Zoe almost feels ready to give up. However, she'll try one last plea for help from a kind and gullible listener.  If that happens to be you, email Zoe @[email protected] today! Zoe has a really fun project for you.

35: Zoe and the Dueling Hams: So Hot Right Now

September 05, 2021 12:00 - 17 minutes - 14.2 MB

Special guest expert Kim returns (reluctantly) for a second week in a row. But will she impress Zoe enough to be asked to stay on as a permanent co-host? Kim knows a lot more about what's going on in the world than Zoe does, if she's telling the truth, that is. If you know the location of Arthur Chesterfield, send all information to [email protected]. Special Guest Star Ailene Azzam (support Ailene's Color Street Nail Strips at https://www.facebook.com/groups/615064829215247).

34.5: Tell Art I Miss His Real Estate Advice and Him

September 03, 2021 12:00 - 4 minutes - 3.94 MB

These days, Zoe has more than just a captive audience with nowhere else to turn. She's also got a captive expert! But this supposed expert is hardly holding up her end of the bargain. Zoe will try to get more info out of Kim later this week. Or perhaps a trade is in order?  If you or someone you know is holding Art captive, now's the time to fess up before things get ugly. Send any details you know on Art's whereabouts or your favorite pie recipe to Zoe @ [email protected]

34: What Even is Haggis Anyway?

August 29, 2021 12:00 - 16 minutes - 22.5 MB

On this week's episode, Zoe wrangles herself up an expert guest. Expert, Kim, seems to know all about things that Zoe is clueless. Zoe will have to use her optimal "interviewing" tactics if she wants to get the most out of the guest experience.  If you know the location of Arthur Chesterfield, send all information to [email protected].  Special Guest Star Ailene Azzam (support Ailene's Color Street Nail Strips at https://www.facebook.com/groups/615064829215247).

33.5: Tell Art I Miss Him

August 24, 2021 12:00 - 4 minutes - 3.83 MB

The search for Art continues on, so far completely fruitless. As the world seems to burn, Zoe sits alone in her bunker contemplating what she can do. She thinks a lot about whether this means that she is truly alone or if there really is anyone else out there. And if there is, she's not so sure it's a good thing anymore.  You can always email Zoe @ [email protected] because she checks the email daily (though someone else may be checking it as well).  

33: You Can't Even Trust Your Husband to Get the Milks

August 18, 2021 12:00 - 7 minutes - 8.43 MB

Zoe has absolutely no idea what day it is. She doesn't even know which days to do the show anymore. All that she does know is that she has been alone in the bunker for ... longer than she can even comprehend at this point. Where is Art? Will he ever return? When will your listener mail be answered? Email [email protected] to ask for advice any time, but for everything else, you'll just have to wait for new updates from Zoe. 

32.75: Tell Art Not to Bother Coming Back

August 14, 2021 12:00 - 3 minutes - 2.82 MB

A woman's quest to survive while suffering from the sudden disappearance of her husband. Left alone to face to the challenges of a zombie apocalypse, Zoe must also strive to produce a podcast. While Art, apparently, gets milk? If you know the whereabouts of Arthur Chesterfield, email Zoe @ [email protected] and you may be forgiven.

32.5: Tell Art to Get the One Percent

August 11, 2021 12:00 - 4 minutes - 4.14 MB

Sorry for the false alarm! Zoe realizes that she may have had you all a little worried about Art. Turns out, he is completely fine. No, he hasn't come back home yet. No, Zoe hasn't had any contact from him. But what would expect? Not exactly easy to find milk in the apocalypse, is it?  If you happen to see Art, email Zoe @ [email protected]. He'll surely turn up eventually anyway. 

32: Gone to Get Milk for the House Plants

August 08, 2021 12:00 - 7 minutes - 9.25 MB

As usual, everything is super normal in this bunker. Other than the obvious. Art may be a teensy bit mad but other than that, totally fine. And Zoe is going to do this episode alone but aside from that everything is cool. But if you happen to maybe run into Art at some point, just drop Zoe a quick line @ FromArtToZoe@gmail. No big deal or anything, just another Sunday.

31.5: Don't Tell Art Again

August 07, 2021 12:00 - 4 minutes - 4.28 MB

Doubling down on the Zoe Zone... two times in a week. Zoe must really love you listeners. Or perhaps not everything is roses and sunshine.  Send your apologies to Zoe at [email protected] if you ever want to hear from her again.

31.25: Don't Tell Art Because I Earned this Commission

August 04, 2021 12:00 - 4 minutes - 4.27 MB

Zoe gets some listener mail and provides her typically incredibly useful advice. She hears from an old listener who hasn't reached out in a while and (though they have terrible grammar) she's eager to help them out! Join Zoe this and every week in the Zoe Zone for your one on one exclusive time. Email her at [email protected] if you have something important you want to discuss, get answered, or simply share. And don't worry because Art never checks the email. 

31: Let's Get Political, I Wanna Hear Your Money Talk

August 01, 2021 12:00 - 15 minutes - 17 MB

Art and Zoe rarely ask for anything, but today, they ask for your help with a good cause. It's time to activate the full force of the Dueling Hams Network and vote. Local elections are the most important elections, so if you are on the West Coast of the United States, do your part today. Email your votes to [email protected] because it's the least you can do. Together, we'll build a better apocalyptic future. 

30.75: Don't Tell Art: Single Bed, 1.5 Gun Safe, No Kitchen Bunker for Sale

July 28, 2021 12:00 - 4 minutes - 4.04 MB

Art and Zoe made it back alive! If you can even call this living. They need a bunker upgrade ASAP because things are getting far too cramped. Zoe recognizes their privilege  of being safe, secure, and inside. Not everyone has survived and not every survivor is set up in such a wonderful space. But if she's being honest, cabinet space is seriously lacking and a skylight would be nice.  Email her at [email protected] for any hot tips on the Real Estate market. Thanks in advance. 

30.5: Don't Tell Art That I'm Going to the Beach

July 21, 2021 12:00 - 4 minutes - 4.25 MB

They've been living off of the same small pool of supplies, but Art and Zoe are running out. It's finally time for them to pick a new grocery store. After thoroughly checking the online reviews, they think they've found one or more. But they'll both have to venture out from the safety of the bunker. That means they won't be back in time for the full length episode. It's also possibly they will never be back since... zombies and all.  If you miss them a lot, be sure to email them at FromArtT...

30: The Beginning of the End of Tanya Time: A Tragedy

July 18, 2021 12:00 - 20 minutes - 32.5 MB

Art and Zoe have found footage of a day in the life of a zombie. But it isn't as cute and wonderful as it sounds. This week's episode is truly based on a story. None of the content you will hear was created by Art and Zoe, nor any other fictional characters who themselves would technically have been created by someone else. The content may be disturbing to some listeners who are incapable of separately reality from fiction, though, of course, no swear words were used. Listener discretion is ...

29.5: Don't Tell Art About Zoe's Vision

July 14, 2021 15:20 - 4 minutes - 4.57 MB

Everyone knows Zoe is an entertainer at heart, but did you know she can also be a hero? She risked life and limb to bring you this week's full length episode, though Art won't let them air it immediately. Zoe is more than happy to help our her followers but one day, she might have to make the ultimate sacrifice and leave the bunker. Only time will tell if she can find the strength to do that, especially for a bunch of ungrateful listeners who never write in anymore just because there's a few...

29: I Spy with My Little Eye : Some Mandatory Volunteers

July 11, 2021 12:00 - 17 minutes - 27.1 MB

No matter what you might think, apocalypses aren't all fun and games. Sure, Art and Zoe are happy to engage in small talk and advice on fashion, but sometimes the topic gets a little more serious. After the loss of a close friend / family pet, these two are ready to face the hard reality of death, war, and pit zombies.  Despite their added responsibilities and the bodies piling up around them, Zoe is still happy to answer your advice mail, read and share your stories or anything else you'd ...

28.5: Don't Tell Art Because It's Just a Dash of Espionage

July 07, 2021 12:00 - 5 minutes - 4.91 MB

Zoe fully supports her husband in every way, except for in the few ways she doesn't. That's why the Zoe Zone is reserved for a private conversation between Zoe and her millions of listeners, not for Art's ears.  If you've ever dreamed of a life of secret intrigue, now might be your chance. No experience necessary, you only have to convince Zoe that you'll make the world's best spy. Prove that you can keep a secret by not telling Art when you email Zoe @ [email protected].  

28: Tom's Old Boots and a Commemorative T-Shirt

July 04, 2021 12:00 - 17 minutes - 22.3 MB

Art and Zoe have a very worthy cause and a special declaration for all their listeners this week. Recruitment efforts continue but it's as much of a struggle as ever. It seems that no one wants to work for rations and the chance to die for their leaders. What is this generation coming to?  If you're interested in joining the Dueling Hams Network of Survivors for the purpose of surviving (and also other things to be disclosed after you join) email Zoe @ [email protected], or simply writ...

27.5: Don't Tell Art if it Was You

June 30, 2021 12:00 - 2 minutes - 4.24 MB

Usually the Zoe Zone acts as a great barrier between you and the rest of the From Art to Zoe universe. But the layer of the zone has slowly depleted... This week, the layer slowly peels back and you may not like what you see. 

27: Blink Twice if You're in a Cult

June 27, 2021 12:00 - 20 minutes - 32.1 MB

Season 3: Also known as the First Summer, is here! For the low low price of literally nothing each week, Art and Zoe are here to entertain you. But why would they do that for free? It's because they care. This week's episode is all about how much they care about you. They'll provide you with a very important PSA that took hours to research (internally). Hopefully, other survivors will heed the warning. Also, to show you just how much they are unbiased and want what's best for you, they will ...

26.5: Don't Tell Art What He Doesn't Need to Know

June 23, 2021 12:00 - 5 minutes - 7.91 MB

It's Zoe's last Zoe Zone for spring time! This means everything is about to get much hotter. But you know what they say: If you can't stand the heat, get out of the bunker, or something like that. This week, Zoe is on the hunt for ideas on how to improve her recruiting methods. If you have any suggestions send them straight to Zoe at [email protected]. Otherwise, she'll have to rely on PTA Martha's best ideas, which isn't saying much.

26: Two Stick Figures with Disproportionately Large Heads

June 20, 2021 12:00 - 19 minutes - 28.4 MB

Join Art and Zoe for the Season 2 Finale of From Art to Zoe : Apocalypse. This marks the end of Spring, their second season in the bunker.  After last week's fiasco, Zoe is determined to get back on track! She is nothing if not professional. She carefully curated the emails this week to bring only top notch content on the topic of children. But Art will have nothing to do with it, instead preferring to focus on the apocalypse or whatever other thing he's rambling about this week. HIs latest...

25.5: Don't Tell Art that He May Not Get In

June 16, 2021 12:00 - 6 minutes - 8.1 MB

Join Zoe in the Zone this week for a very important update. She reviews all the candidates who have applied (or have really wanted to apply and haven't had the chance) to join the Dueling Hams Network of Survivors / Entertainers. If you weren't listed, Zoe hasn't gotten your application yet! Send your application to [email protected] and be sure to include the highlights on what makes you a great candidate. Everything will be considered but particular emphasis is on : quantity and varie...

25: New Kids on the HOA

June 13, 2021 12:00 - 20 minutes - 30.2 MB

Art and Zoe love kids! Listeners may not know this since they never talk about them or say anything particularly positive about children. That's why Zoe has picked kids as this week's topic. Where can you find a babysitter during an apocalypse? When can you expect kids to start helping out with chores like gathering supplies and digging pits? What age is it appropriate to gift them their first machete? How can you teach them to compartmentalize and dissociate, essential skills they might nee...

24.5: Don't Tell Art that There is No Such Thing as Coincidences

June 09, 2021 12:00 - 5 minutes - 6.72 MB

There is no denying that something is going on. Whether that something is that zombies, rodents, and mirrors are plotting against your two favorite podcast hosts or Art is losing his mind is yet to be decided. But a thing is happening for sure. Join Zoe as she considers the possibility that there may be too many "coincidences". Email her at [email protected] to weigh in on this important issue or join the story at any time.

24: Average

June 06, 2021 12:00 - 20 minutes - 30.4 MB

Just another boring, every day, average episode of From A to Z with Art and Zoe. Non-scary stories about totally ordinary experiences are the topic this week. Zoe really shouldn't blame you if you don't tune in but she may just hold it against you anyway. In fairness, the listener mail provides the show's content, so, if you're bored, you only have yourself to blame. Join the story at any time by emailing Zoe with your questions, shout-outs or stories at [email protected].

23.5: Don't Tell Art About the Children of the Woods

June 01, 2021 12:00 - 6 minutes - 8.74 MB

Welcome back to the Zoe Zone... after such a long time, had you forgotten it existed? This week, Zoe's topic is self-explanatory a nd it's in the title. But Art is simply not ready to know about the Children of the Woods, since he's so focused on the rodents of the woods. Email Zoe today to let her know how to break this news to him gently, what you think of the sound setup, or to join the story at any time @ [email protected]

23: Beavers and Raccoons and Opossums, Oh My!

May 28, 2021 12:00 - 17 minutes - 28.1 MB

Art and Zoe offer some great advice on bunker improvement. Zoe is the DIY expert and Art is practical as ever. But don’t try their advice at home. In fact, don’t try anything at home! Try it at someone else’s home first with Apocalypse BnB services. To book your reservation with Apocalypse BnB services, get some advice of your own, or to join the story at any time: email Zoe at [email protected].

22: How to Start an Apocalypse: Business Edition

May 20, 2021 12:00 - 21 minutes - 35.2 MB

Art and Zoe have run their own small business for a long time. Their business has even survived an apocalypse. If you've ever wanted to know how to start your own small business, these two are here to help. They lay out a step by step instructional (adapted for the end-times). When these two have your back, you know you'll e successful! Or, at least, you might be as successful as Art and Zoe are. Email Zoe at [email protected] for more awesome advice or to join the story. 

21.5: Don't Tell Art and He'll Figure it Out on His Own

May 18, 2021 12:00 - 5 minutes - 9.2 MB

It's been almost 200 days since the start of the apocalypse, but for some reason, Zoe can't find anything to celebrate about. At least there might be other survivors, closer than ever before! They're probably the ones that stole the journals. She wants to let Art figure that out for himself to avoid making him feel bad about not solving the case on his own. The male ego is so delicate.  If you have any tips to help her out or any questions you want to ask Zoe, email her at FromArtToZoe@gmai...

21: Sorry for Accidentally Doing that on Purpose

May 14, 2021 12:00 - 19 minutes - 31.6 MB

Art and Zoe have survived another week... but will their marriage? Zoe does her best to apologize vicariously through the listener mail. The smoke grenade really through them both for a loop. Zoe had no way of knowing exactly how smoky it would be and she's doing her best to make it up to her husband. Meanwhile, Art seems to be distant and on a  completely different page. Once again he is in search of a special detective to help him solve a devastating crime. If you're unemployed but not und...

20.5: Don't Tell Art : The Apology is Going on Tour

May 11, 2021 12:00 - 5 minutes - 8.15 MB

Zoe may have made a small mistake last week and now Art isn't speaking to her. She also has a confession about previous sponsors for the listeners. Can she find a way to make it up to them both in a 5 minute weekly segment? It seems impossible to most people, but Zoe is not to be underestimated.  Interested in joining "the network" or the story? Email Zoe at [email protected] anytime. 

20: Join the Survivor's Network, or Die Trying

May 07, 2021 12:00 - 18 minutes - 23.5 MB

Art continues on his quest to grow the network of survivors on the West Coast. Current survivor count : 2. Sure, there are Austin and Palmer, possible ZPA members, Brallyphiss, but none of them have really put in the work to join the network. This episode's topic is Privacy, but as per usual, Zoe has a topic and a personal agenda. What are the odds that the show's topic and issues in her personal life keep lining up so well?  Art and Zoe are probably going to need some of your advice after ...

19.5: Don't Tell Art: He'll Have to Sleep Outside With Tom

May 04, 2021 12:00 - 5 minutes - 6.9 MB

Betrayal! Deception! Theft! Zoe is not used to being the victim, but in this case, she never could have seen this coming. Not to say who, but a certain podcast host has deeply hurt Zoe. In this week's Zoe Zone, she makes it clear that she will not take this lying down. Zoe is going to defend herself and the results will be... explosive. If you have any non-explosive suggestions as to how she can address this violation of trust, share them with her at [email protected].

19: Nobody Threatens Art and Zoe, Nobody

April 30, 2021 12:00 - 18 minutes - 24.7 MB

Zoe and Art are always eager to find new survivors and then promptly provide them with extremely helpful advice. This week they find that not all survivors are created equal. Some are out minding their own business and going about their lives. Some reach out to Art and Zoe for essential life-saving tips. But some dare to cross the line with the only two podcast hosts left in existence.  Fred, Cory and Sandra are on team Art and Zoe : Are you?  Let them know by reaching out to FromArtToZoe@g...

18.5: Don't Tell Art : You're Joining the ZPA

April 27, 2021 12:00 - 4 minutes - 6.59 MB

It's certainly been a long week for Zoe. As everyone knows, submitting applications is simply exhausting! Submitting an application to join the Zombie Protection Association during an apocalypse knowing PTA Martha will be the decider? Even more exhausting. Zoe needs a little nap, but nothing will stop her from sharing a moment in the Zoe Zone with her biggest fan, probably Steve. Hello, Steve: send your listener mail to [email protected], Zoe will be expecting it.