FOTS 41 @JhanelleDennis talks to the Biebs

Friends of the Show Episode 41 with @JhanelleDennis Jhanelle is a very funny and nice comedy performer who has great energy on stage- I have seen her perform and it was always great! Check out her Comedy Rap Album on iTunes “That they were the worst musicians in the world. They were no-playing motherfuckers. Paul […]

Friends of the Show Episode 41 with @JhanelleDennis

Jhanelle is a very funny and nice comedy performer who has great energy on stage- I have seen her perform and it was always great!

Check out her Comedy Rap Album on iTunes

“That they were the worst musicians in the world. They were no-playing motherfuckers. Paul was the worst bass player I ever heard. And Ringo? Don’t even talk about it. I remember once we were in the studio with George Martin, and RingoJones arranged a version of “Love Is a Many-Splendored Thing” for Starr’s 1970 solo debut album Sentimental Journey, which was produced by the Beatles’ frequent collaborator George Martin. The song, and album, are more than a bit gloopy. had taken three hours for a four-bar thing he was trying to fix on a song. He couldn’t get it. We said, “Mate, why don’t you get some lager and lime, some shepherd’s pie, and take an hour-and-a-half and relax a little bit.” So he did, and we called Ronnie Verrell, a jazz drummer. Ronnie came in for 15 minutes and tore it up. Ringo comes back and says, “George, can you play it back for me one more time?” So George did, and Ringo says, “That didn’t sound so bad.” And I said, “Yeah, motherfucker because it ain’t you.” Great guy, though”

-Quincy Jones, 2018

JD’s Story:New Roommates, Eh?

Talkin Twitter

Jhanelle’s Tweet:

Just used the term "leg-wrist" because I couldn't remember the word "ankle". It's been a long day.

— Jhanelle Dennis (@JhanelleDennis) October 14, 2016

My JD pick:

Looking for a bookie that takes bets on which of your coworkers are coming back for seconds when there's cake.

— Jhanelle Dennis (@JhanelleDennis) October 23, 2013

Picks from Others:

Quincy Jones: "so we're in the middle of Cars 2 right? i'm loving it. then i hear some kid yell 'this nigga eating beans' so i turn around and sure enough, some nigga was eating beans! BEANS! but i can't go into more detail i've already said too much. you ever play pokemon go?"

— T'Bread Terry (@SlimiHendrix) February 7, 2018

IRL y'all would be sick of killmonger for spamming ur timeline with links about lettuce being man-made

— Desus Nice (@desusnice) February 18, 2018

Sooooo i found out that for the past 6 months, my uncle has been going to funerals to go to the repass after for food. HE DOESNT KNOW THESE PPL. HE LOOKS IN THE DEATH NOTICES IN THE PAPER. OH MY GOD. “Some ppl just have the spirit of grief in their greens”

— EAGLES SUPERBOWL LII CHAMPS BITCH (@blaaksuedepumps) January 28, 2018

If we’re being honest, more Instagram Stories should end: “I guess you had to be there.”

— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) December 23, 2017

OJ: *chasing jimmy fallon around with a rubber knife while the roots play "yakety sax"*
FALLON: ahhhh don't kill me lol

— your friend john (@johnsemley3000) July 20, 2017

Questions From Twitter

The power of anagram compels me to ask: does HELL NEED NINJAS?

— Thomas Brendel (@theSolemnBard) February 21, 2018

Hello, long time lishener, and also long time caller here. Can you explain some of the differencesh and/or connections between tweet writing and stand-up? What are some elementsh that work in one but not both, or that work in both?

— Llama In a Tux (@LlamaInaTux) February 21, 2018

when it comes to tissues, are the little cube boxes or the rectangle boxes better ?

— Timmy (@TheTimmyToes) February 22, 2018

Promotion Area

Mar 5th, 7pm: New York Comedy Club

RAPP BATTLEZ 100 hosted by Miguel and Freddie Rivas, part of the TORONTO SKETCH COMEDY FESTIVAL. At Longboat Hall at the Great Hall (1087 Queen West), March 9 at 9:30 pm. $25. torontosketchfest.com.

Runnin At The Mouth Album “The Cream Soda Furcoat” on iTunes/Apple Music/Spotify

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