FOTS 40 @Ygrene has Energy

Friends of the Show Episode 40 with @Ygrene! “Chance favors the prepared mind” – Louis Pasteur and also a bad guy in the Steven Segal classic Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (Bad Guy – Travis Dane played by Eric Bogosian) Billy is one of the funniest and also nicest folks who do jokes on Twitter, […]

Friends of the Show Episode 40 with @Ygrene!

“Chance favors the prepared mind” – Louis Pasteur and also a bad guy in the Steven Segal classic Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (Bad Guy – Travis Dane played by Eric Bogosian)

Billy is one of the funniest and also nicest folks who do jokes on Twitter, he is beloved in many circles and I am very lucky to have him join me this week!

Story: National Lampoon’s Costa Rican vacation

Tweets of Billy!

[opening Pop Tarts, I find Ninja stars]

Me: what the hell?

[Pop Tart sails by me & lodges into cabinet]

Ninja behind me: what the hell?!

— Ygrene (@Ygrene) January 21, 2016

My Pick:

"Hey nerd, who brings a friggin book to a bar?"

*my eyes narrow as I close my worn copy of Advanced Techniques for Winning Barroom Brawls*

— Ygrene (@Ygrene) August 14, 2016

Tweet picks:

I don't get why you have to call my wife *librarian ignores me while on phone* "your husband is here trying to check out a book about ramps"

— brent (@murrman5) July 23, 2015

Please quit telling me to “keep up the good work” the good work was an accident and impossible to replicate

— Sweatpants Cher (@House_Feminist) October 26, 2017

Questions from Twitter!

From FOTS @LeBearGirdle

Whose name is spelled correctly, @Brampersandon_ or mine? Only 1 can be correct. Also, in a world where it is illegal to have exactly 4 wheels on a car, how many wheels would would they have?

— brandAn New Year (@LeBearGirdle) February 7, 2018

From FOTS Kevin

what makes indiana the best state?
when did you realize you were funny?
can you teach us how to @?

— The Pan-Midwesterner (@panmidwest) February 7, 2018

From Ally

Dear Billy,
ONE HAS TO GO! Which one can you live without:
1) Peter Pan Peanut Butter OR 2) Beans

— tragic ally (@TragicAllyHere) February 7, 2018

From Tom

fuck marry kill: the chipmunks, the smurfs, garfield

would you rather: eat all your food by licking out off the roof of a kittens mouth (the kitten doesn’t like it and is scratchy), or delete all your murder tweets

— the banana situation (@trojansauce) February 7, 2018

From Will

what is your favorite bean?
when are you coming back to philly so we can finish our barn burner NBA Jam game?

— penjamin. (@upsidedowntrash) February 7, 2018

From MattMc

What's your favorite way to eat a hot dog?

— mcc (@MattMcC1) February 7, 2018

what do you have to say for yourself specifically with regards to this tweet https://t.co/kp9HpsLep5

— mcc (@MattMcC1) February 7, 2018

What are your most controversial chilli-related opinions?

— mcc (@MattMcC1) February 7, 2018

What the hell, man?

— JoelKrass (@JoelKrass) February 7, 2018

From D Duh

Why do you keep sending me shirtless selfies?

— D Duh (@d_duhwit) February 7, 2018

if owls are so smart, why do they just say “who who who” all the time

— stellar quadrant 6 music video priestess (@singwithTaffy) February 7, 2018

Yeah, I got a question for you: how dare you

— Danny (@dundlewood) February 7, 2018

How do you feel about ketchup on tuna

— HipsterMountainTroll (@Kevaclysm) February 7, 2018

What's the worst commercial you can remember seeing? Also, I am good, right?

— Yacht Rocker (@economybacon) February 7, 2018

How's that no stabbing request working out for you?

— HeCalledMeGreenhorn (@WhatsAGreenhorn) February 7, 2018